The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[DingoGirl]

I see the ascensions as more time-based than subject to the whimsy of post-coronational mulletsite-hijacking-induced postal renumerations.

:lol: I just love the above sentence

dunjin

I've been feeling somewhat....odd today, and a little last night. Like I'm in a kind of nether-world, where everything is running a little out of real-time whack.....a strange, stationary jetlag, if you will. Then, the lightbulb went off. It's the two lost posts!! It's made my life timeline go off the rails....Cannot remember what day it is...feels much later in the day than it is....don't quite know who this man is that I'm living with....must PM Scott and inform him of how his minor administrative moves remain quite far-reaching....

OMG - this is PRECISELY the problem! Here I was, blaming my exhaustion/ennui/crankiness on Vegas, when it TRULY can be traced to this derailment of our thread adn the vortex therein!!!!!!!

Poor Emily--you're really taking it on the chin, all this post-losing and parallel universes and stuff....

Who KNEW that this would have such an effect on us all--will we EVER return to some semblence of normality?

soon, I hope

Patti! I totally understand your exhaustion over this whole trip! Stay strong, little soldier, it'll all be back to normal soon!

You can do this by accident. Or your cat can do it for you.

those crazy cats!

Sillies...........

there is somethign wrong with me. Today - a HUGE gluten poop attack - - I canNOT trace its origins, can't think what in hell happened, what I ate wrong. Burst into tears today......just not myslef at all. Kissey is gone tonight, and I am shockingly thankful, I want to crawl into bed and cry. I am just so exhausted. Chronically. Kissey has SO much energy and is running around ALL of the time......he is gone for the night to a barbecue at his brother's in Bay area - I opted out. What is WRONG with me? Going to actually go to bed and cry and read a book and.......fall asleep and.....hopefully awake feeling more normal tomorrow.

Oh and......my HAIR is causing me untold rage. https://www.celiac.com/uploads/emoticons/default_mad.gif' alt=':angry:'> I got it dyed 10 days ago (semi-permanent to reduce damage), and got it cut by a different gal yesterday......ALL the gray was showing, the new hairdresser (I am now officially broken up with the old one) was shocked. WORTHLESS!!!!!!!! And it's faded already. I have HAD IT.......so - today - I bought a box of L'Oreal and did it myslef......it's the SAME coloUr, only redder , the grEy IS covered......but.......I wanted dark brunette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am SO SICK OF MY HAIR...........someone help me..........

cranky..........teary........whiny........anxious.........tired.................what is WRONG with me??????

harrumph. off to bed, right now, 6:00 at night, with my book, my dingo, adn my RED HAIR.

<sorry for the rant>

[elye]

I don't see any sign of any group related to celiac, the groups do come and go so maybe Broncobux's group is no longer. It would have been fun to see if some of the older members of the forum who don't come around anymore were in that group.

Emily, I would say yes they are basically the same thing. Both are social networking websites.

They sound very similar. Facebook offers all that crazy stuff, too....and they have a plethora of celiac groups...I must check them out for any familiar names.

Mygawd....just glanced at my bibbed self in photo..... Somehow don't think it is NEARLY as funny on me as it will be on ma mere. I suspect I just look like a .....hmmm...pathetic Cindy Crawford wannabe? But my mom, OMG.....what a scream.....she's five foot nuthin', quite a chubby countenance.....and eighty years old....

Now that would be quite a shot....

[DingoGirl]

the bib.............is just fan--f!@*&#^ tastic

:lol: :lol:

[~alex~]

I love the bib Emily! It looks wonderful. Stopped by Colin's today after supper and he was in the middle of a painting. He hasn't painted in at least a year as far as I know. A good, good sign! He was looking at a painting of our mom's from that box I told you guys about. The painting was of a house and Colin's painting was of what he "imagined the house next door would look like".

cranky..........teary........whiny........anxious.........tired.................what is WRONG with me??????

I'm sorry . I'm glad you've got your dingo.

[jerseyangel]

Susie

I swear I wish I was out there so I could come over and give you a hug--so much for you to to deal with all at once....

I think you're right--when you feel like that, the best thing is to slip into bed with a book and try and fall asleep early. I'm sure everything will be better in the morning There's not a thing wrong with you--you're just tired

I've found that semi-permanent color really is useless against greys--it just doesn't last long enough. They say 28 washes or something, but 10 days is about it I can relate to not wanting to cause any more damage than you have to, though....

I colored my hair 3 weeks ago, and just today I had to pluck out an errant grey hair from the top of my head--it came out of nowhere--about 2 inches long Gawd

[elye]

cranky..........teary........whiny........anxious.........tired.................what is WRONG with me??????

<sorry for the rant>

HEY!! Susie!! Was that an apology??!! Now, what did we say about apologising for our rants? I believe there is even a Royal Edict against such.

You likely need sleep, so bed is a good idea. Book, dingo, red hair...this sounds very good, Susie. When you wake up, it will be a new, better day.

[jerseyangel]

Stopped by Colin's today after supper and he was in the middle of a painting. He hasn't painted in at least a year as far as I know. A good, good sign!

A good sign indeed! I'm just so excited and happy for Colin

[tom]

Yipes Susie

And not having anything to blame it on, thus avoiding whatever in the future, always suhhhhhhhhhhhhhhcks.

May tomorrow be a (by FAR!) better day, dear.

[Judyin Philly]

Emily love that bib.......didn't know that's the one you were making

Susie...........go to bed...........Judy says..............and suck your thumb..............hugs and love

Judy

[jerseyangel]

..............and suck your thumb..............

Judy has spoken!

[elye]

OMG..................

Check out my post number.....

I think I'd best go to bed, as well........

[tom]

You likely need sleep, so bed is a good idea. Book, dingo, red hair...

And I you ever feel isolated by the crimson coif, I say dye a *real* dingo - don't Squeezees come in pomegranate flavors too?

[jerseyangel]

OMG..................

Check out my post number.....

I think I'd best go to bed, as well........

Good thing you're wearing a bib

[tom]

Stopped by Colin's today after supper and he was in the middle of a painting.

.. . .

. ...and Colin's painting was of what he "imagined the house next door would look like".

Awesome!!!!!!!

And I really like the subject he chose!! I think it says a LOT.

Both having the idea and executing it. It's really a concrete step up from where he was.

How long is he gluten-free? 2 to 3 wks?

[jerseyangel]

Night Sillies--see you all on Monday

[tom]

Does anyone know Diana Krall's version of "All of Nothing At All?"

Luuuuuuuuuuuuurve the phrasing and overall sultry stylings.

Batten the hatches Em!!!!!!!!!

HI SARAH!!!!!!! How many cigs since last post??!

<crosses fingers for zero>

[tom]

Good thing you're wearing a bib

[psawyer]

Okay....it's absolutely incredible, but I figured this one out on my own..... clicked on settings while on my desktop, then reconfigured my resolutions. Mygawd--I actually did that?

Have a wonderful weekend away, Patti--I'll be thinking of your dad when I'm at my mom's.... HAPPY EIGHTIETH, MR. PATTI SR.!

I was thinking about possible fixes, and that one came to mind, but I wasn't sure if I could explain it well enough in a message:

Display your desktop;

Right click where there isn't an icon;

Click Properties...

I'm glad you found your answer. There was at least one other to look into.

OMG did you know our very own Patti...........our Jersey Angel is a healer?

SHE HEALED MY BLINDNESS OVER THE COMPUTER................

I AM NOW AT 125% and I can see...............................

No more caps for me.................................... hallaluha..............phrase be to Patti our new HEALING QUEEN............

NOW IF I CAN BE GREEDY................... CAN YOU PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WORK ON MY SPELLING........................?\

HAVE A WONDERFUL TRIP

ARE YOU ALREADY TO GO?

SAFE TRIP TO ALL YOU ON THE ROADS THIS WEEKEND.

JUDY

Wonderful news!

OMG..................

Check out my post number.....

I think I'd best go to bed, as well........

OMG! Emily, take cover in a place where you are safe from flooding. I assume that, of course, you have flood insurance. Will made the necessary arrangements, didn't he?

Be well, my friend.

[DingoGirl]

Soughsie has gluten-free-in-Monterey secrets.

not really. Just too tired to go into detail, and wanted to see how much that gal WANTED it first.

SHE HEALED MY BLINDNESS OVER THE COMPUTER................

oh dear gawd, you nutty lady!!!!!!!!!! this is GOOD NEWS - Judy can see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love the bib Emily! It looks wonderful. Stopped by Colin's today after supper and he was in the middle of a painting. He hasn't painted in at least a year as far as I know. A good, good sign! He was looking at a painting of our mom's from that box I told you guys about. The painting was of a house and Colin's painting was of what he "imagined the house next door would look like".

oh, this warms my heart!

You know, I paint much, much less now......the bipolar years led to such constant creativity...I do miss that.

I swear I wish I was out there so I could come over and give you a hug--so much for you to to deal with all at once....

me too, Patti. Thank you so much for your kind words.

HEY!! Susie!! Was that an apology??!! Now, what did we say about apologising for our rants? I believe there is even a Royal Edict against such.

oops!!!!!!!!!! I rescind it!

Just love your come hither look in your sassy bib, Em.

Yipes Susie

And not having anything to blame it on, thus avoiding whatever in the future, always suhhhhhhhhhhhhhhcks.

May tomorrow be a (by FAR!) better day, dear.

OMG! There WAS something new consumed yesterday.......and TODAY..... garbanzo beans. What in hell? they looked okay.....but I have wracked (racked?) my brain and can't think what else. BULLOCKS!!!

Emily love that bib.......didn't know that's the one you were making

Susie...........go to bed...........Judy says..............and suck your thumb..............hugs and love

Judy

You all need to come out and be my mommies!

Going back to suck my thumb in minutes.....enjoying my "quiet time" in bed w/ Weezee.....she's such a love. We're watching gossip shows, reading the paper and some mags. 'Tis lovely.

And I you ever feel isolated by the crimson coif, I say dye a *real* dingo - don't Squeezees come in pomegranate flavors too?

wackl!

back to hibernation.......

but one more thing.......something that just cracked me up - - last night, I actually was telling kissey what happened, with the wrinkle in time in our thread and the deleted posts...... looked at him and said, "well, you know we crown a new king or queen w/ each 100 posts, right?" and he replies, "Yes, and Tom is king now, right?" "yes. But, see, since that link from 2006 is now actually porn, two posts were deleted, and now the entire monarchy, all the reigns, are really just null and void, adn we are suspecting Patti of this diabolical scheme, this bloodless coup........" *snort*

:lol: and I just burst out laughing maniacally at how unbelievably goofy we are - just that alone - that we decided to name a monarch for each 100 pages - and fluids may coincide with this - - what other people do you think there are, in all the threads in the world, that are as nutty as we are? [and BTW this is why I love Kissey so much, he was just guffawing over it right there with me - he is a HUGE goof]

warms the cockles of me 'eart, our goofiness

[tom]

not really. Just too tired to go into detail, and wanted to see how much that gal WANTED it first.

I get it . . ...but the thread exists now so don't be a knowledge herder d'oh hoarder . . ..

(When yer up to it of course)

:lol: and I just burst out laughing maniacally at how unbelievably goofy we are - just that alone - that we decided to name a monarch for each 100 pages - .. . .

.. . .

[and BTW this is why I love Kissey so much, he was just guffawing over it right there with me - he is a HUGE goof]

Hilarious

HEY!!! Didn't "each 100 pages" used to say "each 100 posts"?? Did I imagine that?

OMG I almost forgot!! I was gonna try to track down an old buddy tonight .. .former boss even .. ..he used to always go to the bar Duke of Edinburgh on Fridays.

So I'll probably end up looking for whichever bartender seems to have been there the longest and ask .. ."uhhhh do you know so-and-so?" And I bet he/she DOES!!!!

[Ridgewalker]

Does anyone know Diana Krall's version of "All of Nothing At All?"

Luuuuuuuuuuuuurve the phrasing and overall sultry stylings.

Batten the hatches Em!!!!!!!!!

HI SARAH!!!!!!! How many cigs since last post??!

<crosses fingers for zero>

HI TOM!!!!!!!! :lol: I don't wanna talk about today's smokin'. Yesterday was fantastic though!!! And tomorrow's a new day, right??? Don't worry, I'm gonna get this DONE, baby.

(Today has been rather stressful, and I've had a couple glasses of wine tonight.)

Omg, Brian is a huuuuuuuuge Diana Krall fan. I think if he ever met her, I'd be forgotten on the curb. He is currently snoring in his chair though, so I can't inquire about that particular song...

Emily, I'm scared for you! I'll probably end up at 1,000 some time next week, myself .... Maybe I'll be exempt this time, since I've been dealing with mucous for 2 months. I can hope...

[Jestgar]

but one more thing.......something that just cracked me up - - last night, I actually was telling kissey what happened, with the wrinkle in time in our thread and the deleted posts...... looked at him and said, "well, you know we crown a new king or queen w/ each 100 posts, right?" and he replies, "Yes, and Tom is king now, right?" "yes. But, see, since that link from 2006 is now actually porn, two posts were deleted, and now the entire monarchy, all the reigns, are really just null and void, adn we are suspecting Patti of this diabolical scheme, this bloodless coup........" *snort*

well sure. If you put it that way it's gonna sound a little odd.

[tom]

.....but I have wracked (racked?) my brain

Rhaqued'll work around here.

<rhakt?>

<reeking havoc peaks my interest>

HI TOM!!!!!!!! :lol: I don't wanna talk about today's smokin'. Yesterday was fantastic though!!! And tomorrow's a new day, right??? Don't worry, I'm gonna get this DONE, baby.

Patched puffing??!!

New day is right, darlin' .. . .. .wish I was as ready as you.

But, in seeing that the end HAS to be near, I feel like I'm savoring/enjoying them more. Sounds weird. And might make it harder to wrap my mind around going w/out.

I need to just stfu and schedule a hypno appt.

Pretty unrelated, but earlier Shelly was trying to convince me that fasting would cure my ills!!!!

Apparently, she actually beLIEVES THIS!

She's planning a 3-7day fast, and as the paragon of oxymorons, used the phrase "fasting party"!!!! (Last used by a morale officer at a POW camp)

Omg, Brian is a huuuuuuuuge Diana Krall fan. I think if he ever met her, I'd be forgotten on the curb.

oh come on now .. . . ..he'd reMEMber you!!

Diana's a little busy being married to Elvis Costello anyway . . ....what an unexpected pairing

Emily, I'm scared for you! I'll probably end up at 1,000 some time next week, myself .... Maybe I'll be exempt this time, since I've been dealing with mucous for 2 months. I can hope...

YES!!! The mucousal exemption clause!

Hmmmm does the math work?

Post 1000 is 10³, or in binary terminology ~ 2¹⁰.

*poof* .. . .making up a reason to cancel the 10s, we have 2³ which IS 8, and THAT, my friends, is the # of weeks of pre-rollover mucousal interaction!

I think you're safe.

[tom]

Em - this might be in your wheelhouse. A woman has a type 1 diabetic question re: her daughter in an unrelated thread.

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[elye]

Morning, Guys!

Heard Bryce, our big tom, barfing up some large things in the middle of the night. I am thinking that this may have been the extent of the 2000 deluge...knock wood....

Gad, this likely means that I did NOT have to wear the bib to bed, although for some reason my husband seemed quite happy that I had it on....in fact, he's asked that I wear it again tonight....

Does anyone know Diana Krall's version of "All of Nothing At All?"

Luuuuuuuuuuuuurve the phrasing and overall sultry stylings.

I absolutely luuuurrrrvvvvve Krall's arrangements--unparalleled, at times, and her playing is beautiful. Whenever I hear one of her songs, I always wish she would shut up. I'm not a fan of her singing, and to watch her perform is, for me, somehow...painful. But man, ADORE the stuff happening behind her!

I was thinking about possible fixes, and that one came to mind, but I wasn't sure if I could explain it well enough in a message:

Display your desktop;

Right click where there isn't an icon;

Click Properties...

Thanks, Peter. It is, and I am not kidding, astonishing that I figured this out on my own, and not in three hours.

OMG! Emily, take cover in a place where you are safe from flooding. I assume that, of course, you have flood insurance. Will made the necessary arrangements, didn't he?

Be well, my friend.

Full flood coverage, with allowances for acts of God and/or Sudden Page Flipover (SPF)....

Think I'd best wear the bib out on all my errands today.

You know, I paint much, much less now......the bipolar years led to such constant creativity...I do miss that.

I paint as much as always....this probably means that I remain at a status quo in terms of insanity.

- - last night, I actually was telling kissey what happened, with the wrinkle in time in our thread and the deleted posts...... looked at him and said, "well, you know we crown a new king or queen w/ each 100 posts, right?" and he replies, "Yes, and Tom is king now, right?" "yes. But, see, since that link from 2006 is now actually porn, two posts were deleted, and now the entire monarchy, all the reigns, are really just null and void, adn we are suspecting Patti of this diabolical scheme, this bloodless coup........" *snort*

Doesn't everyone conduct their threads this way?

Rhaqued'll work around here.

<rhakt?>

<reeking havoc peaks my interest>

Reeking....Wreaquing.....

YES!!! The mucousal exemption clause!

Hmmmm does the math work?

Post 1000 is 10³, or in binary terminology ~ 2¹⁰.

*poof* .. . .making up a reason to cancel the 10s, we have 2³ which IS 8, and THAT, my friends, is the # of weeks of pre-rollover mucousal interaction!

Ptaum! Tell me, then, please, why I was a 34D in high school, and am now a 34B......

Em - this might be in your wheelhouse. A woman has a type 1 diabetic question re: her daughter in an unrelated thread.

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I must scurry over there at once.....