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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star
Morning, all!

Jess! You're joining us early! You're not in the lab....

***sigh***

no, I just wake up at quarter to 5 on Saturday.


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jerseyangel Proficient
or we could join Sean Connery, Tom Cruise and Adam Sandler for Open Original Shared Link

That's a funny one, Bev--I remember actually seeing that on the show when it aired :)

Feel free to jump in with any that I've forgotten!

Half in the bag. :P

Morning, all!

Mornin' Em :D

"I don't think I can maintain vertical alignment"

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
...And I haven't a single interesting thing to say.....

not possible :lol:

I think we've probably dissuaded 1) anyone with scatological aversions, 2) anyone that thinks authority should be respected, and 3) anyone named Edna.

gahhhhhh :lol: :lol: I think she's pinpointed it - we'd have sooooooooo many more contributors if we hadn't scared the Ednas......

I've been left alone . . . :unsure: . . . with the children!!!! Have started drinking so it's not so bad now. :lol:

:lol: oh dear

"I don't think I can maintain vertical alignment"

yes - another one for Sarah's list - -

also - blotto-ed! :)

Sarah - happy early birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!! am on my way out! Three-plus-hour drive - - will be in Last Chance early afternoon.......must run!!!!!!!!

oh - wait - - last night we saw Ironman - - - can't even TELL you how much fun that movie is - - I highly recommend it! (quite out of character for Susie to see a comic-book movie on opening night but.....the boys had to go - - such fun!!).

Six pages until a new and hopefully less nebulous reign..... :huh:

LOVE YOU SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see you later! :wub:

Mtndog Collaborator
Speaking of drinking... Going to a party at my best friend's house tomorrow night! TWO parties in one month, holy crap. :lol::rolleyes: Last month was for her b-day, this time it's my turn. (The party's a little early, my b-day's later this week.) I think we're going to run over to her neighbor's house too, who's having a Cinco De Mayo party, live music, etc... I can't wait!

My 30th birthday party... Kids will be at my mom's.... Yeah, I plan on getting tipsy. Oh hell, who am I kidding? Tipsy? Please. Let's see, which word would be most appropriate for an unprecedentedly silly thread on a public forum?

- hammered

- schnookered

- smashed

- blitzed

- sh!t faced

- pissed (for our British friends)

- plastered

- lit

- three sheets to the wind

- tanked

- torched

- sloshed

- chemically inconvenienced

Chemically inconvenienced :lol: :lol:

I've always loved hammered and pissed but my favorite is WASTED as in Open Original Shared Link

(one of the funniest albums I've ever heard....they do cover punk songs lounge-style

warning- some songs VERY fresh!!!!!)

So I shall expect you ALL to party tonight for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so bored!!!!!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH!!!!!! (LATER IN THE WEEK!)

- hammered

- schnookered

- smashed

- blitzed

- sh!t faced

- pissed (for our British friends)

- plastered

- lit

- three sheets to the wind

- tanked

- torched

- sloshed

- chemically inconvenienced

Feel free to jump in with any that I've forgotten!

-bladdered

-Brahm's & Liszt (cockney rhyming slang for 'pissed')

-Lashed

-Paraletic

-rat arsed

:lol::lol: ...have a good one Sarah!!!!

...now onto the strange & disturbing :unsure::lol:

I had a dream last night that I made an (impromptu) visit to Emily's (as you do....just pop on a plane to Ottowa :rolleyes: )

Man!,...Em was NOT best pleased to see me....she was quite embarrased by my arrival!!

Emily had a VERY big palatial house (with servants) and spoke with a VERY posh accent!

She asked me through gritted teeth to ''go away!!!!''

GADS!! :o

What does it all mean??? :blink:

Is Emily both rich AND posh but holding out on us? :blink::lol:

Eldest son got a letter today requesting him for jury duty at The Old Bailey no less (the central criminal court for England in central London)

Gaaaawd help the British justice system if they want the opinion of an 18 yr old!! :blink:

Happy weekend sillies!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
I had a dream last night that I made an (impromptu) visit to Emily's (as you do....just pop on a plane to Ottowa :rolleyes: )

My Gawd Nikki--that is a scream!!! :lol:

Another case of a Sillie in one of our dreams :o

Green12 Enthusiast
Eldest son got a letter today requesting him for jury duty at The Old Bailey no less (the central criminal court for England in central London)

Seeeeeee.

It's already begun, we started talking about it (jury duty :unsure: )

Now everyone is going to get called :lol:

I am probably the only one who doesn't drink here, so nothing to add to the list <_<


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Ridgewalker Contributor

More jury duty!!!!!!!!!! :o:ph34r:

You guys, I am soooo addicted to a new song! It's Pocket Full of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield. I listened to some other songs from the album, and they're not really my cup of tea. But I can't stop listening to that one song, over and over. :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
You guys, I am soooo addicted to a new song! It's Pocket Full of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield. I listened to some other songs from the album, and they're not really my cup of tea. But I can't stop listening to that one song, over and over. :lol:

That is a good song, I just heard it for the first time a few weeks ago, I think she was on Ellen or some talk show.

Are you going to put it on your MySpace?!?! :lol:

elye Community Regular
-bladdered

-Brahm's & Liszt (cockney rhyming slang for 'pissed')

-Lashed

-Paraletic

-rat arsed

-blitzed

-smashed (my favorite)

-snockered :lol:

I had a dream last night that I made an (impromptu) visit to Emily's (as you do....just pop on a plane to Ottowa :rolleyes: )

Is Emily both rich AND posh but holding out on us?

:lol::lol:

WOW!!! I am simply thrilled that I have made it into a Silly's dream! Quelle Honeur!! And I was a stinking rich b!tch! And POSH?!! Whoa......

If I were to be placed in a role, a scenario, the farthest possible away from my reality, that would be about it. I was incredibly rude to you, Nikki - -the very nerve of me! I must arrange to dream about you tonight, arriving in Ottawa, when I'll meet you at the airport with a bottle of champagne and tickets to a boat trip down the Rideau Canal, followed by dinner and drinks and a comfy bed in my small, humble bungalow. Then I should like to head back over to London with you and hang there for a while.

I LOVE living vicariously through my dreams! <_<:rolleyes::lol:

Eldest son got a letter today requesting him for jury duty at The Old Bailey no less (the central criminal court for England in central London)

What?! Another call for civic duty within Sillyville in less than a week?....What's going on?...... :unsure:

Ridgewalker Contributor
That is a good song, I just heard it for the first time a few weeks ago, I think she was on Ellen or some talk show.

Are you going to put it on your MySpace?!?! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: I just did!!! I heard it for the first time when she was on Idol the other night. Love it!

Green12 Enthusiast
:lol: :lol: :lol: I just did!!! I heard it for the first time when she was on Idol the other night. Love it!

Good, I shall go listen to it :lol:

(oops, I totally missed that Idol)

Janet, love your avatar. We could all use a little more cow bell in our lives :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast

LMAO, I just noticed Bev's avatar :lol::lol:

Bev and Fabio are spooning out in front of the Outback Steak House!!!!!!!!!

I am so behind, pages and pages and it's only been one day...

Susie Q, have fun on your weekend outing!

Sarah, sorry about your son being so sick and having a rough night. I hope you both got rested.

Let's see what else, Patti fabulous news about your blood pressure.

Bevvy I hope you are feeling better.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Hubby loves Natasha Bedingfield's songs......I don't mind 'em....she has got lovely teef for a Brit though hasn't she??? :lol:

***sigh***

no, I just wake up at quarter to 5 on Saturday.

What???..... without an alarm clock??? :huh:

I would NEVER get up and sleep forever!! (if only my bladder would!)

WOW!!! I am simply thrilled that I have made it into a Silly's dream! Quelle Honeur!! And I was a stinking rich b!tch! And POSH?!! Whoa......

If I were to be placed in a role, a scenario, the farthest possible away from my reality, that would be about it. I was incredibly rude to you, Nikki - -the very nerve of me! I must arrange to dream about you tonight, arriving in Ottawa, when I'll meet you at the airport with a bottle of champagne and tickets to a boat trip down the Rideau Canal, followed by dinner and drinks and a comfy bed in my small, humble bungalow. Then I should like to head back over to London with you and hang there for a while.

I LOVE living vicariously through my dreams! <_<:rolleyes::lol:

Ok, I'll forgive you for being rude Em & look forward to the 'Em friendly' version tonight ;):lol: (looking forward to the boat ride ;)

What?! Another call for civic duty within Sillyville in less than a week?....What's going on?...... :unsure:

I know!, I know!!....it's getting spooky :blink:

...also, another coincidence.....Open Original Shared Linkhas just put online ALL details of crimes tried at it's court....so I was having a look yesterday ('man hung for stealing sheep' type thing :huh: ) totally unaware that eldest son of silly's calling was in the post :huh: .............

''do do do do '' ( :lol: 'twilight zone' music for added spooky effect)

Jestgar Rising Star
I was incredibly rude to you, Nikki - -the very nerve of me! I must arrange to dream about you tonight, arriving in Ottawa, when I'll meet you at the airport with a bottle of champagne and tickets to a boat trip down the Rideau Canal, followed by dinner and drinks and a comfy bed in my small, humble bungalow. Then I should like to head back over to London with you and hang there for a while.

I LOVE living vicariously through my dreams! <_<:rolleyes::lol:

WAIT EMILY!!!

I'm going to be on that plane too!! Bring plenty of champagne!!

tom Contributor

Sarah gets to parrrrrrrrrrrrrr-deeeeeeeee!!

& LIVE BAND NEXT DOOR!! :D :D

Aw dang *I* was gonna say Blotto

<did I see ripped yet?>

:lol: Nikki's dream :lol:

Bev - sorry about that forced horsepistol visit - AGH!! :angry:

I LOVE living vicariously through my dreams! <_<:rolleyes::lol:

:lol:

Congrats to P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
WAIT EMILY!!!

I'm going to be on that plane too!! Bring plenty of champagne!!

Great!! The more the merrier!! :D

Anyone else want 'in' on the revised edition 'Em' dream???

Pthaughmn!!!!! :D

There YOU are!!!!! ....you ok??? :)

elye Community Regular
WAIT EMILY!!!

I'm going to be on that plane too!! Bring plenty of champagne!!

Great!! The more the merrier!! :D

Anyone else want 'in' on the revised edition 'Em' dream???

Pthaughmn!!!!! :D

There YOU are!!!!! ....you ok??? :)

Yeah....you okay, Ptaoughmn?

Listen, why don't YOU hop on this magic plane to Ottawa, as well...champagne and French absinthe waiting for all at the airport, several spots on the canal boat tour, and...well.....a few couches in my house on which to crash. And it's perfect timing, as our Jazz Festival begins tomorrow, I believe....some big outdoor shows. :):)

Jestgar Rising Star

Do we need a heavy jacket for the canal cruise? Umbrella? Gold dipped roses for the hostess?

jerseyangel Proficient
WAIT EMILY!!!

I'm going to be on that plane too!! Bring plenty of champagne!!

Me too! :D

Phataughm--So good to see you :)

Darn210 Enthusiast

Since we're all headed to Canada (yea, count me in, too), here are some Canadian jokes to set the mood . . .

Somebody in Canada started a contest to come up with a saying analogous to

tom Contributor

Hi Sillies Hi hi HI!! :)

I'm seemingly doing better each day.

QUICK POST!

Who's watching the Kentucky Derby???

Post Time = 14min @6:04 EST (EDT? Bah whatever!)

I never decide before seeing the upcoming post parade, but so far I'm leaning twds Pyro, #9.

I hate to just go w/ the favoUrite.

Could be interesting if he wins tho, coming from all the way out @ the 20 hole.

BRB!!

tom Contributor

Re: my impromptu depression - I wonder if the LaraBars were a factor. I *did* test one flavor days before the trip, but had two others Sunday on the drive back.

The timing fits but it seems too drastic a mental change for 2 little bars.

Hmmmm .... .dates were a new ingred for me.

**DERBY!!!!**

All y'all pulling for the filly? (Hey! Where's Peter?? We could use some Oracling of the Trifecta)

Grrrrr they barely showed the post parade enough. But the favoUrite, Big Brown, IS impressive looking.

I missed seeing Colonel John!

Quick trifecta box: 20, 9, 11

Aaaaaaaaagh too many horses! one in the middle teens looked good .. .was that 16? 17? Aaaaaaaaargh

tom Contributor
Listen, why don't YOU hop on this magic plane to Ottawa, as well...champagne and French absinthe waiting for all at the airport, several spots on the canal boat tour, and...well.....a few couches in my house on which to crash. And it's perfect timing, as our Jazz Festival begins tomorrow, I believe....some big outdoor shows. :):)

I'm THERE!!

Uh-oh .. ...flight doesn't land until 11:45pm your time.

I'll just get a cab. Leave a key under the 3rd rock by the 2nd bush to the right??

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Big Brown gets The Roses!!

And the filly gets second!

:lol: Janet's Canadians :lol:

tom Contributor

Ohhhhhh :( nooooooooooooooooooo :(

Wish I'd never mentioned the derby now :(

(Can I edit-erase all of it before anyone sees?)

After the finish line, a horse broke 2 ankles and had to be put down. :(

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