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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
You do?? :huh:

How quaint

Do you have a holiday this weekend, Nikki? It may be quaint of us, but it becomes absolutely ridiculous of us if you Brits don't recognise Queen Vicky's birthday.

...But somehow, quite Canadian..... :lol:

OMG!!!!!

Sarah's googling herself!!!

STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!

Can't it make you go blind? I think hair begins to grow on your hands, er sumfin'......


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Jestgar Rising Star

Can't remember where I read this, but,

Canada had a contest to create a new phrase similar to the American phrase "As American as Apple Pie". The winner (at least in the author's eyes) was "As Canadian as possible under the circumstances".

My other fave was the brit proposed slogan for England - "No slogan please, we're British".

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Amanda!!! What a beautiful pic of your niece!

Thanks Nikki,

My coworkers think i have Slap's Cheek.....some of their kids had it recently. It is spreadable....yuck! Other coworkers tell me how good I look with make-up up, they believe I have new blush on. LOL

At lunch today a ladybug landed on my pant leg and sat there the entire time I was out at lunch.....good luck is on my way for sure!

tom Contributor

BEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHVV!!!!!!

:huh: where is our silliest of lymies? :huh::(

Hope you're doing ok Bevvy-wevvy :hopefulface:

'Manda awwwwwwwwww what a cutie-pie new av pic!!

Racing full kilter after it like it was a huge metal rabbit.

:lol:

Instead, all the little stuffed animals, have beds, pillows, covers, capes, scarves, tents, you name it, they've got it and its made out of Kleenex!!!

:lol: That's whatcha get for fostering the creativity of a healthy young mind!

(I think I did same)

Tell 'em Hurricane Janet wiped (no pun intended .. . ..REALLY!) out their cozy abode. Then proceed to discuss the role of gov't, the need for taxation, FEMA etc.

Maybe next week, when one fails to adequately handle some sort of mess, the other will say "yer doin' a heck of a job, Brownie".

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Tell 'em Hurricane Janet wiped (no pun intended .. . ..REALLY!) out their cozy abode. Then proceed to discuss the role of gov't, the need for taxation, FEMA etc.

Maybe next week, when one fails to adequately handle some sort of mess, the other will say "yer doin' a heck of a job, Brownie".

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
Canada had a contest to create a new phrase similar to the American phrase "As American as Apple Pie". The winner (at least in the author's eyes) was "As Canadian as possible under the circumstances".

:lol: Superb....

My coworkers think i have Slap's Cheek.....some of their kids had it recently. It is spreadable....yuck!

Ahh! Both my kids have experienced this - - very contagious, and known as "Fifth's Disease", and I cannot remember why....

Tell 'em Hurricane Janet wiped (no pun intended .. . ..REALLY!) out their cozy abode. Then proceed to discuss the role of gov't, the need for taxation, FEMA etc.

Yes!! Provide an ever-essential teaching moment! :lol:

Jess....your av is a great one fer the newbies......If they get on here, and one of your posts is the first they see, methinks they'll be wondering "Wow....maybe this forum isn't just about celiac".....

jerseyangel Proficient
Jess....your av is a great one fer the newbies......If they get on here, and one of your posts is the first they see, methinks they'll be wondering "Wow....maybe this forum isn't just about celiac".....

:lol: Yes--"stay gluten-free....or else :o "!!!!!


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Jestgar Rising Star
Jess....your av is a great one fer the newbies......If they get on here, and one of your posts is the first they see, methinks they'll be wondering "Wow....maybe this forum isn't just about celiac".....

Can't let you have all the fun scaring away the timid.

Gads, trying to understand principle component analysis and Eigen vectors. I'm pretty sure if you place the word "theoretical" in front of any subject, that subject should be considered only "theoretically" important. (As in, "I'm theoretically working today").

Sorry, babbling. Brain wearing out.

jerseyangel Proficient
Gads, trying to understand principle component analysis and Eigen vectors. I'm pretty sure if you place the word "theoretical" in front of any subject, that subject should be considered only "theoretically" important.

:blink:

My brain hurts even reading that! :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

OMGAWD- you crazy nut jobs!!!!!!!!!! I am 100- posts behind.......I probably missed the coronation of a new King or Qqueen.......can't keep up, running out of breath, must sleep :P

Glad you enjoyed it, Em :lol: Nothin like a good pap :P

:lol: :lol: :lol: Nothing like a good pap- OMG- almost peed my pants 9I do this fairly often :P Incon-tin-en-tia?)

I also just eat and write with my left hand, I do most everything else with my right hand.

Mind in gutter- gonna leave this one alone!!!!!!! :ph34r::o:lol:

This guy made the dreaded test pain-free, and speedy as hell.....quite a magic man. He should be given a key to the city, methinks.

And I didn't even pull out the sparkles!

The Abstinence Contest..... :lol:

WOW! Now that is a gyn-ie! Key to what city, I must ask? :P:lol: GAWD- I am fresh today!!!!!!!

Abstinence- remember King of the castle- Master of my Domain? :lol:

OK- not normally one for graphs but this is funny:

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Tee hee!

Tom- Tri tip tonight ( rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Yes, absolutely NO slogans please...we're BRITISH!!!!!!!

(but we don't celebrate Queen Vicky's birthday Em :huh: ......'we are NOT amused!')

OK- not normally one for graphs but this is funny:

Open Original Shared Link

Why yes!....Bev found a phunny graph :lol:

Me want Tri-tip thingy :P

Bev, are you a right handed, slighty wavy hair mathS hater?????????? :unsure:

elye Community Regular

Hi, Bev!!

Ptyaoughmn was calling you...you must have heard!

Gads, trying to understand principle component analysis and Eigen vectors.

Gad....Understand these things, and you know that you have arrived in Hell......

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

So in my office we have all started bonding and every few weeks we go out for girls night out....just the office crew....things I never thought I would see let me tell you.

elye Community Regular
Yes, absolutely NO slogans please...we're BRITISH!!!!!!!

(but we don't celebrate Queen Vicky's birthday Em :huh: ......'we are NOT amused!')

OMG!....You Brits do not celebrate the birthday of Queen Victoria, your great British Monarch, and we Canadians do?!

:lol::lol:

How typically Canadian, somehow......

tom Contributor
. .. . Eigen vectors.

Heheheheheheeheehee :D several of you will find it insane that just seeing these words gave me a BIG smile!! :D

(I admit it's a little weird)

They're still claiming it'll hit 101F here today and I still don't believe them!! :o

11:50am & 86 now.

BEV!!! GoodtaSeeya! (guttermind intact)

Tri-tip for who? You? Me? Not me . .. .haven't retried beef in easily over a year.

Hey . .....maybe I SHOULD!!! :blink:

:confusedaboutwhichfaceisdroolyface-face:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Heheheheheheeheehee :D several of you will find it insane that just seeing these words gave me a BIG smile!! :D

(I admit it's a little weird)

OMGTOM!!!! Me Too!!!! When I read it, I thought . . . awwww, I remember those. Alas, no more, now I'm writing a skit for the cub scout meeting tonight . . . boo - hiss . . . would totally get in trouble if I added my own humoUr to it.

Ridgewalker Contributor

Gawd.... so this week it was Ezra's turn for a check-up, and he had 4 immunizations Tuesday. Yesterday he woke up with a badly swollen leg, red lump a little smaller than the diameter of a baseball. This morning it was TWICE that size, and growing. :(

They'd told me to expect some redness and swelling in that leg from the tetanus shot, but when it got to where his whole thigh was one big, hot, red lump from top to knee... I was like, This is a bit extreme. Called the doctor. Of course, they said to come in immediately.

His poor little leg is at least twice its normal size. When we were at the doctor's office, hanging out in the hallway talking to the doctor, a group of nurses and receptionists gradually gathered around to gape in amazement at his leg. He loved that, of course! He kept yanking the leg of his shorts up so everyone could get the full view... "Look!!! I got SHOT!" No, no, no honey, that's where you got *A* shot.

He's going to be on Benedryl and Prednisone for a few days. As Ezra was enthusiastically skipping around behind me, singing the Spiderman theme, the pharmacist says, "This stuff might hype him up a little..." She pauses... and then bursts out laughing. I just shook my head. "You got anything back there to help me keep up with him???" :rolleyes:

Our doc is starting to think we may want Ez to see an allergist... Which I agree with. Especially now that I've got the state insurance for the kids for at least a year... now is the time to do it if we're gonna do it.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Oh my Goodness Sarah!!!! Poor Ez . . . at least it doesn't seem to be bothering him too much. When my son was on prednisone and bouncing off the walls at the docs office once, I mentioned in passing to another mother that he was going to survive the illness but I was going to have to kill him because of his behavioUr. She remarked "that's how I feel when my kids are on steriods" . . . and she didn't even know he was on it . . . :lol::lol: Yep, get that boy to the allergist, stat!!! It took me two months to get in to see one so make an appointment soon!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

OMG-Sarah so sorry to hear about Ezra's leg....poor kid. Any better yet?

jerseyangel Proficient

Gawd Sarah--how awful! At least Ez isn't too fazed by the whole thing.

An allergist sounds like an excellent idea ;)

elye Community Regular

Sarah!! That poor kid a' your'n! heavens - - leg like a tree trunk....Gawd. At least he was not frightened (as you were, I'm sure!)

Hope the Benedryl takes hold fast...I gave Jack some last week for a bad skin reaction to an oral allergy med he started, and it was much better very quickly - - like within the hour. :)

Alas, no more, now I'm writing a skit for the cub scout meeting tonight . . . boo - hiss . . . would totally get in trouble if I added my own humoUr to it.

Oh!! Janet - - just print off the last fifty pages of this thread, and voila! Ya got yer play...complete with an ensemble cast, plot twists and turns, catharsis, tragedy and comedic relief...dogs (they love the pet thing), left and right-handedness, discussions about neighboUrs, different cultures....oh, wait.....Jess the dominatrix.......Hmmmmmm....

tom Contributor
OMGTOM!!!! Me Too!!!! When I read it, I thought . . . awwww, I remember those.

:lol: :lol: :D

I even remember the room I was in when I 1st learned of them. 3rd semester Calc included Vector Calc. :D

This morning it was TWICE that size, and growing. :(

:o:blink::o

He loved that, of course! He kept yanking the leg of his shorts up so everyone could get the full view... "Look!!! I got SHOT!" No, no, no honey, that's where you got *A* shot.

:lol:

Sorry to hear he's you're having to deal w/ this. ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Oh!! Janet - - just print off the last fifty pages of this thread, and voila! Ya got yer play...complete with an ensemble cast, plot twists and turns, catharsis, tragedy and comedic relief...dogs (they love the pet thing), left and right-handedness, discussions about neighboUrs, different cultures....oh, wait.....Jess the dominatrix.......Hmmmmmm....

Hmmmm . . . yes, this could be a good way of getting out of being assistant den leader next year . . . problem is, they're are NOT the best readers. Just think of how they would try to pronounce all those different spellings of Tghawm.

tom Contributor
Hi, Bev!!

Ptyaoughmn was calling you...you must have heard!

If it works again, I'm running for Royal Summoner.

<ahem>

Ps-ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww- pzeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

YoooooOOOOOhoooooooooo

Jestgar Rising Star
:lol: :lol: :D

I even remember the room I was in when I 1st learned of them. 3rd semester Calc included Vector Calc. :D

Well???

Are either of you gonna offer an explanation so I can stop trying to figure out what they mean by 'decompose a matrix'???

do i have to get the whip out...

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