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jerseyangel Proficient

Another random thought.....pretty soon my right hand is going to be permanently shaped like the handle of a paint brush :o

Better get back to work--catch ya'll later :D


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Jestgar Rising Star
Another random thought.....pretty soon my right hand is going to be permanently shaped like the handle of a paint brush :o

Better get back to work--catch ya'll later :D

You could always duct tape it to your arm...

Lefty is a smart cat. Whenever I come around the corner to the kitchen he comes racing out, as if he knows he's doing something he aughten'ed (sp?) and doesn't want to get caught. Comes up, stands and puts his paws on my thigh asking to be picked up.

tom Contributor
Oh this Indianan says "dawned on me" also . . . she just doesn't spell it right . . . and thank you veddy much for going on and on and on about it so that I will wince everytime you mention it.

Oh noooooooooooooo . ....and here I thought I'd uncovered a bit of regional whatchamacallit

KNICHEEEEEEEE!!!!! 39 again???????

:P

elye Community Regular

OMG....

Patti...is is yer right hand you're speaking of?.....

...Jess.....I'm assuming it's Lefty's right eye that's missing?......

The portentous feelings grow........ :huh::unsure::unsure:

tom Contributor
Still much loose fur from the stressful journey, pthah.

:lol: love that word!!!!

<dare I call it purrrrrrrrfect?>

jerseyangel Proficient
OMG....

Patti...is is yer right hand you're speaking of?.....

...Jess.....I'm assuming it's Lefty's right eye that's missing?......

The portentous feelings grow........ :huh::unsure::unsure:

What to make of this.....m-m-m-m.....surely this is not simple coincidence :mellow:

Me thinks few things are here.....it's all connected :lol:

Right? :lol::lol: (get it?)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Just thinkin'.....Nikki must be havin' a rip-snortin' birthday! :D (at least I hope she is!)

Or still recovering from her BBQ . . .

Neighbors had a get-together last night. Five families total . . . 10 adults and 13 8/9 kids. It was a talent show/pizza party/baby shower (hence the 8/9 kid). Quite helarryus. (Mental note to self . . . really stay on top of school work as my kids have no particular "entertainment type talent" and will need to rely on a good job to make a living.)


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Jestgar Rising Star

Actually Lefty has his right eye. And Susie's right boob was spared...

Darn210 Enthusiast

. . . and lest I forget . . .

A big silly welcome to Max and Lefty. Probably best that they did not come as a "pair", less likely that they'll gang up on Lyle. I'm sure they'll settle in pHairly quickly.

elye Community Regular
Actually Lefty has his right eye. And Susie's right boob was spared...

....What does it all meeeeeeeeaaaannnnn?..............

:huh::huh::unsure:

elye Community Regular

Here's yer birthday clown, Nikki!

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jerseyangel Proficient

Emily, that clown is so cool! :D

How you do dat? :unsure:

Daxin Explorer

Cool clown Emily. I wish I could do stuff like that...not an artistic bone in my body....

Hope every one south of the border has a psafe ans psilly long weekend. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
Hope every one south of the border has a psafe ans psilly long weekend. :)

Thanks! Hope you and your family are having a great weekend :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! emoticonally busted!!!!!!! :madface:

And BTW, ya'll are stuck with me :P The residents of Sillyville kinda grow on a person (must be all that phertilizer and phluids )

SEE? it's true.......we're psilly and phunny and crazy like dat........so glad yer stickin' around, goof!!!! :P

I think I am right on the fence as to whether I really need to wear a bra...I think mine are big enough to warrant such a thing. But Susie, why do you wear one if it's not needed? They're such uncomfortable, HEINOUS contraptions....bah.......

bras are mainly only worn for WHITE shirts.......not really needed for any support sort of way. Bah! <_<

fluids so far are drool and snot.

:lol:

Yay for the kitties having a new home!!!! Yay for Jess taking them both!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So pleased all around! And a big, wackl welcome to Max and Lefty............... :D

Em - love yer new av and your standards, there!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually Lefty has his right eye. And Susie's right boob was spared...

:unsure: what does it mean........pseriously........

Here's yer birthday clown, Nikki!

:o OMG Em - how in hell DID you do that wondrous clown???????????????? Just so fantastic....

where IS our silly Brit? is she so hungover, no energy/strength for a poop-in? is she still drinkin' moe-hee-toes?????????

NICOLA???!!!!!!!!!!!!! come back to us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(must get Ptaum to use his mighty summoning powers)

Janet - - what is this 13 8/9 kids........... :blink: Do you mean there were 13 8 and 9 year olds? All with talent, except your'n? oh this can't be true...........shur-leigh they are sillier than all the rest, combined........ :lol:

Well sillies.................quite the perfect, fabulous weekend.........raining, both days so far......clouds, cold, damp and requiring blankets............could NOT be happier - - rain on Sunday.........my favorite-est thing of all................ :rolleyes:

Over to Kissey's now for a barbecue.........

But first -

so - Mommy did the dumbest thing.........got this skirt on ebay because, well, I am obsessed with ikat fabric. So............bought this skirt in size 22W (that is huge, BTW) thinking I'd cut it apart and make a new skirt for this upcoming wedding. Oh, it was goign to be so chic. (let me just mention - I don't/can't read patterns, and I am a heinous seamstress........but still, I do try :lol: :lol: - 'tis funny and my sewing has been labeled as pure savagery, one must not really inspect the details.)

So the skirt arrived yesterday, adn today whilst watching movies w/ Kissey I decided to tackle the cutting apart of it, seam-ripper in hand.......well guess what - - it's not all one piece........'tis a gored skirt, in all these small segments, making another skirt impossible. :blink: <complete waste of $20, is what this is <_< >

so I cut it apart, announcing that I am DETERMINED to find a use for these remnants, such as, the flaaaaaaaaaaaahhhnnnnnnge for pillows er sumfin'............. at that moment I wrapped the fabric around Weezee's little dingo head.............and here's her pained photo :lol: :lol:

Kissey's fabric-wrapped head to be up for viewing at a later time...........

:lol: :lol:

Happy weekend to all sillies, here, and north of here and abroad!!!!! :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Neighbors had a get-together last night. Five families total . . . 10 adults and 13 8/9 kids. It was a talent show/pizza party/baby shower (hence the 8/9 kid).

Janet - - what is this 13 8/9 kids........... :blink: Do you mean there were 13 8 and 9 year olds?

Oh Susie, I know you do not care for the MathS, but you don't even recognize a fraction when you see it?? Plus the added "baby shower" clue? . . . One of the attending neighbors is 8 months pregnant . . . :lol::lol:

Poor WeeZee . . . :lol::lol: . . . it does bring out the blue in her eyes, though.

Emily, you have quite the dashing doggie duo.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Oh Susie, I know you do not care for the MathS, but you don't even recognize a fraction when you see it?? Plus the added "baby shower" clue? . . . One of the attending neighbors is 8 months pregnant . . . :lol::lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:ph34r:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Jhahnoet, I must kindly advise you NOT to use fractions, on the weekends, or ever, please. :lol: :lol: And no CLUES either, please jsut speak quite directly and slowly when working with numbers, thank yew. :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

....oh and also, Janet, may I comment on how very phunny I find your very precise accounting of the actual number of humans and foetuses at the party. This is an entirely phoreign concept to me........calculating the number of people at an event.....but you've clearly got this down with precision, even down to the fraction. :lol: :lol:

I would report it as............... "I dunno..........a few adults were there and...........a buttload of kids..... " :lol: :lol:

bye sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

p.s. I am now officially nominating Giahnet to take the minutes - is that what they call it? :lol: :lol: - at all silly summits. :D

elye Community Regular

Mygawd...Susie! Annie looks like a Middle Eastern dog, in a mandatory hijab.

Hmmmm...wonder if female dogs in Iraq and Afghanistan must wear this headgear.... :rolleyes:

DH is coaching the Ripper's baseball team this season, and he recruited me for tonight's game as third base coach. Very entertaining - - boy, can I make a game one nail-biting and edge-of-yer seat experience....See, I take great risks, and bring this to any position into which I'm thrown relegated. So, I'm confidentally waving players toward me from second on a little infield blip, and shouting for them to continue home as they round third on a short pop-up. So funny...their faces (and those of their parents, I am certain), are like this :huh: .

Well......we WON 14 to 4. All that aggressive coaching..... :lol:

I overheard one of the boys say to another as he came off the field, "That lady on third, tellin' us what to do.....she's NUTS!"

Jack looks over and, rolling his eyes, says, "It's my mom. I know"......

OMG....must go....there is a tribute to the GSAL (Greatest Singer of All Time), Ol' Blue Eyes, on the movie channel...... :)

jerseyangel Proficient
I overheard one of the boys say to another as he came off the field, "That lady on third, tellin' us what to do.....she's NUTS!"

Jack looks over and, rolling his eyes, says, "It's my mom. I know"......

:lol:

Congrats on the win!!!! :D

Hey gang--I'm coming to you live from my laptop!!!!! Matt got back a day early. :)

Everything seems so small.... :P

tom Contributor

Em's poodles look downright Regal!

<ooooo!! :o send in the clown!>

(must get Ptaum to use his mighty summoning powers)

Kneeeeeeeeeee--Coal-uhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Janet - - what is this 13 8/9 kids........... :blink: Do you mean there were 13 8 and 9 year olds?

Hehehe I thought the same at 1st, wondering how odd that so many are that age, THEN I READ ON!! :lol:

There's a "baby shower (hence the 8/9)" in there! :P

Well sillies.................quite the perfect, fabulous weekend.........raining, both days so far......clouds, cold, damp and requiring blankets............could NOT be happier - - rain on Sunday.........my favorite-est thing of all................ :rolleyes:

Such a peculiar dingo.

LOL @ the av :lol:

<that's what ikat is??>

- - boy, can I make a game one nail-biting and edge-of-yer seat experience....

:lol: looooooooove it!!!!!

"That lady on third, tellin' us what to do.....she's NUTS!"

Jack looks over and, rolling his eyes, says, "It's my mom. I know"......

:lol: :lol:

I dunno WHAT's wrong w/ me today. Sooooooo tired & slowwwwww. Is it yesterday's failed popcorn test? No major immed issue but weirdness like scalp felt REALLY tight.

Is it roommate's girlfriend's whatever that I smelled. Maybe, cuz I felt fine early AM, before she was done w/ whateverthehell takes an hour or 2 in his bthrm.

(She's actually been VERY good about no fragrances)

Either way, I'm looking fwd to almost 2wks of no roommate starting today.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Kneeeeeeeeeee--Coal-uhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

.....OMGAAAAWWWWDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!

A little older (39 again indeed!) and perhaps with a lesser functioning liver :rolleyes:

Just thinkin'.....Nikki must be havin' a rip-snortin' birthday! :D

Oh dear gaaaawd!!!!

I think I may have over done it a tad

:lol::lol::lol:

Oh heck, ..I still don't feel right today :wacko: ....could NOT even drag meself to the computer yesterday such was the ferocity of the hangover :lol: ....but I would like to thank you all my sillies for yer birfday wishes :wub::wub:

I would also like to congratulate you guys on the most imaginative spellings of my name :lol:

Had a FABULOUS time though....definitely couldn't feel me blister after about the 4th Bacardi Breezer (immitation mojito)

Weather was good, Tel took his own disposable bbq, burgers and rolls etc .......

but wait :unsure: .......was I really singing ''I will survive'' at the top of my voice prancing round the living room..??? :huh:

I would in fact report it as Susie would:

"I dunno..........a few adults were there and...........a buttload of kids..... ''

:lol::lol::lol:

Oh Jess got kitties!!!!!!!!!!! (NEW AV!, NEW AV!!!!)

Did Leigh-sagh say we're stuck with her????...why, the mad more the merrier I say!!!!!!!!

I would also like to hearbye join the Itty-bitty-titty committee toot sweet! :lol:

Em's 'silly standard' av :D

Excellent clown BTW Em ;)

Why does Weezee have a pair of blokes pants jockey's on 'er head???

Finally big {{{{{HUGS}}}}}} for Amanda :)

elye Community Regular

Good Morning, Sillies!

Oh! A superb birthday for Nikki...this is grand. :):) A nice, intense hangover fully installed.... :lol:

Em's poodles look downright Regal!

:lol::lol:

They look something...Drugged? Restful? Actually, they are in three-quarter view...almost a profile. I think those visages could be on a coin. :huh::lol: Yes, the newest entry into Canada's already coin-laden currency...Queen Liz in her spot on one side, and NO! Not an Inuit sculpture, or moose, or Houses of Parliament, on the other - - but a Regal Poodle Head.

I dunno WHAT's wrong w/ me today. Sooooooo tired & slowwwwww. Is it yesterday's failed popcorn test? No major immed issue but weirdness like scalp felt REALLY tight.

Ptaoughmhmn!! Um....how do you fail a popcorn test? Must you count the number of kernels in a huge jar? Must you pass a cup of unpopped kernels within a couple of hours? Keep none from sticking between yer teef? (Ugh, I'd fail that one, fo sho')... Is it MATHS of some sort?! Gahhhhhhhhhhh..... <_<:lol:

Jess!!! New av of your new family, please!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Why does Weezee have a pair of blokes on 'er head???

Well, I don't think you get to say anything about the pants jockey's since you've got an av of a pig using a bat to cover his unmentionables!! :lol::lol:

Me mum used to celebrate anniversaries of her 39th birthday. I don't mind telling people how old I am, I just can't remember and have to stop and do the mathS.

jerseyangel Proficient
but wait :unsure: .......was I really singing ''I will survive'' at the top of my voice prancing round the living room..??? :huh:

Well, I certainly hope so! :lol: Sounds like you had a heck of a great day (the parts you remember, anyway!) :D

Ehemilley and Soosie--I keep meaning to say that your new avs are so cute! Em--your poodles could be posing to be on currency--very regal :D Li' Weezie has a "Carmen Meranda" thing going on--and isn't quite sure about the whole thing! The blue does bring out her eyes, though :P

This has been the most incredible weekend--perfect weather, one son came to visit (wonderful surprise) and the other home safe and sound. Another room painted. Life is good :rolleyes::D

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