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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Mtndog Collaborator
Oh my God all u recreational matchmakers!!

We met . . . . ..like .....what . . 45 minutes ago?

Can we backburner this topic for a little while?

Yes Saxy...we'll calm down. Sit. Stay. ;)


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Oh my God all u recreational matchmakers!!

We met . . . . ..like .....what . . 45 minutes ago?

Can we backburner this topic for a little while?

:lol::lol::lol:

obviously you don't know us well, silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhh ok a diff Richard.

Seen the name mentioned but haven't seen him on.

He has abandoned us..... :( we miss him.....you are a bit like him, that is why I still think that HE is YOU!!! er, YOU is HE!!!! :P

CarlaB Enthusiast

Susie, you MAY be onto something! Richard would find that very entertaining!!

It's not him though ... he wouldn't flirt (small, not supposed to talk about it).

tom Contributor

Yes I created a whole slew of accts 3 yrs ago so I can lurk incognito.

Going alphbetically I finally made it to tom. :lol:

Slew=good word

Homonym slough I don't like. But I did like kayaking Elkhorn Slough. More otters WAY close and seals and 6000 birds.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Yes I created a whole slew of accts 3 yrs ago so I can lurk incognito.

Going alphbetically I finally made it to tom. :lol:

Slew=good word

Homonym slough I don't like. But I did like kayaking Elkhorn Slough. More otters WAY close and seals and 6000 birds.

never kayaked the Slough. Why not? I ask myself. I do not know.

Please explain your problem with slough and not slew.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

AndreaB Contributor
flirt (small, not supposed to talk about it).

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

tom Contributor
never kayaked the Slough. Why not? I ask myself. I do not know.

Please explain your problem with slough and not slew.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I suppose I have a melange of problems w/ it.

It looks like cough, which isn't said coup.

It looks like tough, which isn't said two.

Uh oh it does look like through, which sounds like threw.

Wait I know! Taming of the shrough!

. . . .brain . . . . .. . . .. .tired . . . .. . .someone wore me out . . .

Ok, but I can *still* not like Draught, right?


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
I suppose I have a melange of problems w/ it.

It looks like cough, which isn't said coup.

It looks like tough, which isn't said two.

Uh oh it does look like through, which sounds like threw.

Wait I know! Taming of the shrough!

. . . .brain . . . . .. . . .. .tired . . . .. . .someone wore me out . . .

Ok, but I can *still* not like Draught, right?

:o:lol::o:lol::o:lol::o

This is just so stunningly brilliant that Sough-sie is left impressively speechless and doesn't even know how to properly respond. :lol:

But how can you not like DRAUGHT? we sold DRAUGHTING pencils in the store, made me out of my mind as they were pronounced DRAFTING, as all ye scholars of Olde Germanic English (?) do know, I am sure. Why did Susie like it and Tom does not?

oh, too early to ponder such homonymic riddles....... :huh:

susie also would like to point out that she thinks it funny that Carla is selfishly amused by our contined online "flirting" and how plane ride might hinder same. :lol:

and FURTHER, Susie must now make proclamation and edict stating that she must limit her time on this evil, time-sucking vortex of a thing we know as THE COMPUTER. Harrumph! :blink:

CarlaB Enthusiast
Why did Susie like it and Tom does not?

You say to-mAA-to, I say to-MAH-to ....

susie also would like to point out that she thinks it funny that Carla is selfishly amused by our contined online "flirting" and how plane ride might hinder same. :lol:

Ha! Even Carla can flirt on an airplane! ;) Maybe not as well as Susia can though!

It's not entirely selfish ... you seem to be having fun with it, too ... who wore out tom?

AndreaB Contributor
and FURTHER, Susie must now make proclamation and edict stating that she must limit her time on this evil, time-sucking vortex of a thing we know as THE COMPUTER. Harrumph! :blink:

I haven't succeeded with that one yet. :ph34r::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
But how can you not like DRAUGHT? we sold DRAUGHTING pencils in the store, made me out of my mind as they were pronounced DRAFTING, as all ye scholars of Olde Germanic English (?) do know, I am sure.

Umm, of course I knew that ;)

Ha! Even Carla can flirt on an airplane! ;)

Well I hope you do it small young lady!!!! :lol:

tom Contributor
But how can you not like DRAUGHT? we sold DRAUGHTING pencils in the store, made me out of my mind as they were pronounced DRAFTING, as all ye scholars of Olde Germanic English (?) do know, I am sure. Why did Susie like it and Tom does not?

Am I reading this right?

Sough-sie confers a positive connotation to being out of one's mind?

thom certainly does not.

But I am bugged by draught cuz there's a perfectly good draft available.

And I don't want to imply that in general any mental dissonance from a mismatch in a word's spelling vs. pronounciation (omg I almost broke up w/ a girl for saying this word pro-nown-see-aye-shun), and in fact can be amused by it.

[The Defense presents exhibit A - Oaxacan]

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Am I reading this right?

Sough-sie confers a positive connotation to being out of one's mind?

thom certainly does not.

:wacko::wacko::wacko::lol::lol::lol: Yes, Thom, being out of one's mind, in Siousxee's world, is a GOOD thing. ;)

But I am bugged by draught cuz there's a perfectly good draft available.

And I don't want to imply that in general any mental dissonance from a mismatch in a word's spelling vs. pronounciation (omg I almost broke up w/ a girl for saying this word pro-nown-see-aye-shun), and in fact can be amused by it.

[The Defense presents exhibit A - Oaxacan]

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaawd :lol::lol: I nearly slugged a boyfriend's sister (who spoke in baby-talk shrill whine and regaled us w/ tale that she'd been on no less than 32 interviews for Vice Principal positions), when she kept saying "kinny-garten" over and over.......(um, we all do know that it's KINDER-garten, right?)

OMG - -

OAXACAN :lol::lol::lol:

um, halloooooooooooooo there thom, foreign words don't really count.....do they? :huh:

Mtndog Collaborator
OMG - -

OAXACAN :lol::lol::lol:

um, halloooooooooooooo there thom, foreign words don't really count.....do they? :huh:

If I only had a brain :lol: :lol:

I LOVE Oaxacan- such a cool word!!!!!!!!!! I also love the part of Mexico called Quintana Roo!!!!!!!!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
If I only had a brain

:lol: ..at least you can blame it on the Lyme Bev!!! :lol:

Whereas *I* clearly need to make a visit to the Wizard of Oz along with the tin man & co :lol:

tom Contributor
:wacko::wacko::wacko::lol::lol::lol: OMG - -

OAXACAN :lol::lol::lol:

um, halloooooooooooooo there thom, foreign words don't really count.....do they? :huh:

Now see here Pseu-zee, I think they most CERTainly can count, as long as 1) the language in question uses our alphabet and 2) it's a word that we can reasonably expect each other to recognize.

You CANNOT dispute this!!!!! :lol: <tom can't quit chuckling>

These guidelines, as described above, are accepted by the majority of local chapters of The International Quirky Phonetical vs. Spelling Enthusiasts. (Pronounced ik-kwip-seh)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
If I only had a brain :lol: :lol:

I LOVE Oaxacan- such a cool word!!!!!!!!!! I also love the part of Mexico called Quintana Roo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even your LYME brain is superior to most other mortals, darling Bev. ;) Just chime in, herx or no herx, and for Pete's sake, WHO of us can keep up with this new challenger we have in our Ptaum? :lol: We can't, we simply can't, yet pluck along with our inferior brains, we will! ;)

:lol: ..at least you can blame it on the Lyme Bev!!! :lol:

Whereas *I* clearly need to make a visit to the Wizard of Oz along with the tin man & co :lol:

see above paragraph!! :P

Now see here Pseu-zee, I think they most CERTainly can count, as long as 1) the language in question uses our alphabet and 2) it's a word that we can reasonably expect each other to recognize.

You CANNOT dispute this!!!!! :lol: <tom can't quit chuckling>

These guidelines, as described above, are accepted by the majority of local chapters of The International Quirky Phonetical vs. Spelling Enthusiasts. (Pronounced ik-kwip-seh)

PSEU-ZEEE

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd - - Tom is killing me - - actually killing me - -

*snigger* *snort*

~GUFFAW!~~

ik-kwip-seh :lol:

tom Contributor

pWhat a pworkout pfor the psilent P!

tom Contributor

Omg I remembered something I hadn't thought about for so long.

In ~85, my girlfriend (still don't why I fell out of love w/ her) and I were playing phonetic scrabble.

I got to use "ghoti" for FISH!

Gh - easy

O - as in women

Ti - shun

Could NOT stop laughing while placing it.

Wow - the things that can come back w/ a working brain. It was Chicago and I was in a blues band & she was singing in a fun but non-performing garage/basement band that I'd mess around w/ sometimes. And we both played guitar (just her singing) and toyed w/ a 4track console and recorded some Green on Red songs then accidently played it backwards and it sounded JUST LIKE BOB DYLAN!!!!!! ROFL. :lol:

<actual tears from the laughter>

CarlaB Enthusiast
Well I hope you do it small young lady!!!! :lol:

Of course. I usually just talk to everyone ... guys always take that as flirting. ;)

Sough-sie confers a positive connotation to being out of one's mind?

I agree, sometimes it can be good to go crazy. :rolleyes:

But I am bugged by draught cuz there's a perfectly good draft available.

I always thought draught referred to beer, and draft to the other stuff (pencils, drafting, rough draft, etc.).

I know all about Wahawka .... some friends went there when I was in Mexico ... they apparently wanted the famous mushrooms from that place. I wasn't too into mind altering mushrooms ... who needs them with Lyme brain?

Mtndog Collaborator
Of course. I usually just talk to everyone ... guys always take that as flirting. ;)

I agree, sometimes it can be good to go crazy. :rolleyes:

I always thought draught referred to beer, and draft to the other stuff (pencils, drafting, rough draft, etc.).

I know all about Wahawka .... some friends went there when I was in Mexico ... they apparently wanted the famous mushrooms from that place. I wasn't too into mind altering mushrooms ... who needs them with Lyme brain?

Exactly- I'm hallucinating enough as it is. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

In fact, Benicio del Toro was just at my back door- gotta run (as opposed to "got the runs")

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I always thought draught referred to beer, and draft to the other stuff (pencils, drafting, rough draft, etc.).

I know all about Wahawka .... some friends went there when I was in Mexico ... they apparently wanted the famous mushrooms from that place. I wasn't too into mind altering mushrooms ... who needs them with Lyme brain?

odd......we were - er, I was :lol: just discussing hallucinogenic shrooms on telephone last night. ;) ;) ;) that's right.....anywho brain has always been rather crazy enough, NEVER wanted to touch those things!

(oh how I like to titillate these girls!) :P

Exactly- I'm hallucinating enough as it is. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

In fact, Benicio del Toro was just at my back door- gotta run (as opposed to "got the runs")

:lol::lol::lol::lol: Yes, he called me and said he was stopping by your house - AND he's bringing lobster with that yak butter - is it ghee? :huh::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
We can't, we simply can't, yet pluck along with our inferior brains, we will! ;)

...my head hurts.....but I MUST TRY!!! UM....SIOUX-ZI :huh:

I got to use "ghoti" for FISH!

Gh - easy

O - as in women

Ti - shun

HELP ME !!!...HELP!!! My poor brain cells!!!.......

In fact, Benicio del Toro was just at my back door

Which is always a rather unexpected BUT pleasant suprise I find :P

odd......we were - er, I was :lol: just discussing hallucinogenic shrooms on telephone last night. ;) ;) ;) that's right.....anywho brain has always been rather crazy enough, NEVER wanted to touch those things!

OH DEAR GAWD!!!

There would indeed be NOTHING, I say NOTHING left of ze little grey cells

..although....probably wouldn't do anything worse than being a stay at home Mum for 18 yrs :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
:P

OH DEAR GAWD!!!

There would indeed be NOTHING, I say NOTHING left of ze little grey cells

..although....probably wouldn't do anything worse than being a stay at home Mum for 18 yrs :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Benicio DID bring the lobster and ghee. We had 50 martinis together. I think I passed out after that. Not sure what hubby thought :ph34r:

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CarlaB Enthusiast

FIFTY! Holy Cow! I'd be happy with just two!

And, Nikki, hey, I've been a stay-at-home mom since 1988! It didn't cause brain deterioration for me ... but I did home school for 10 of those years. ;)

Lobster sounds good ... shellfish started bothering me though ... :( ... but I snuck some when we were in Phoenix last month and it didn't bother me at all ... can treating the Lyme be taking care of this? Hope so, because real lobster would be good instead of this imaginary stuff!

Susan, the part I don't like about alcohol is how it alters you mind ... I like the taste .. how weird is that?

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