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curlyfries Contributor
Where did you find yourself when you heard Elvis had died?

I don't remember what I was doing on that exact day, but I was probably very busy............I got married 4 days later!............I was a young bride :rolleyes: .............no really.......I was!


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psawyer Proficient
PeOter!! You Old Phart.. ..do you even remember Elvis? :lol::P

I do indeed, and I remember his death (assuming he is, in fact, really dead). We keep hearing reports that he was abducted by aliens, and is now working the midnight shift at a 7-11 somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. I hear that Osama bin Laden may work the day shift there. B)

This day is engraved permanently in my memory, but for another reason. Emily, I sent you a PM.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Sillies....twas my 1st day of jury duty, it is strange not sure I like it...although I was out @ 11 for the day! I have to return tomorrow morning at 8....yuck! Met some nice people there :) Came home and napped with my lion cat all afternoon....it is much too hot to be outside.

Today is John's birthday so we did some special things too.

Bye Sillies, I will try to stop in more often...pretty soon you may exile me for being absent...

psawyer Proficient
Bye Sillies, I will try to stop in more often...pretty soon you may exile me for being absent...

Never! You will always be welcome here, Amanda.

Green12 Enthusiast
Henceforth known as The Emotitotem... .. .

:D

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

:lol: Lisa, excellent silly!

Wow since when is Tzu-tse Miss MemoryGirl?

Any West-coast swingers dance to Lavay Smith & the Red-Hot Skillet Lickers?

Tzu-tse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That has to be the best one yet :lol:

Red-Hot Skillet Lickers?!?!? NICE!!!

:lol: :lol: I knew I could con someone! :D

I type much younger than I am :rolleyes:

Jess!!! You aren't younger than me are you??

Where did you find yourself when you heard Elvis had died?

It was a momentous day for me - - August 16, 1977......My mom and I went shopping together for my first bra. I was wearing it, amazed at how uncomfortable it felt and how everyone would be staring, when the news flashed on the TV screen. So funny how things become paired in our consciousness..... ..

Whenever I purchase a new brassierre, I think of Him...... :DB)

Elvis and bras :lol:

Well, I was 5 in 1977. But I do remember the day, I think we had just gotten home from school (the big K for me :lol:)......or maybe that was when Ronald Regan was shot :huh: Anywhoo, my older brother LOVED Elvis and when we heard the news he just started crying. I don't think I understood the concept of death at the time, but I always associate the day Elvis died and my brother being upset and sad and crying.

Have Jack ask me about where I was when the Challenger blew up er sumfin, I will have a better memory recall :lol:

I guess I'm just me, that crazy old phart they call the oracle. Who knew? :rolleyes:

Yer not a crazy old phart Peter :lol:

Oracles are much more grand than royalty or us common folk and mere mortals, aren't they? Deity status I should think ;)

Hi Amanda!! Happy Bday to John :)

curlyfries Contributor
Hi Sillies....twas my 1st day of jury duty

Have they told you how long it might last?

curlyfries Contributor

OMG......I just realized.......I have been the first poster on 3 pages in a row! :o

Quick.....what is the mathematical probability of that ever happening again?..............(and no, I don't sit and count posts on each page in my spare time :P )


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If you're asking for maths, I think we determined this is the wrong place for that...but I would have to WAG that the odds are pretty small.

Well, off to pick up dw from work, and maybe settle in for a movie. See you all in the morning.

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If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

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Leesuh - :lol::lol::lol: - HeaLairEeUhs . . . now I must admit to you pholks, I was trying to actually spell the word hilarious and I had to go look it up in the dictionary. I have now spelled it incorrectly so many times, I can't remember how to spell it right!!!!

Have Jack ask me about where I was when the Challenger blew up er sumfin, I will have a better memory recall :lol:

This is me, too . . . I know exactly where I was when I heard about the Challenger but I have no idea where I was when I heard about Elvis. Keep in mind, I grew up in a very small town in Illinois and we probably didn't hear about his death until a month later or so . . . :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Sillies!

Gawd, ya'll are making me feel old with the talk of where we were when Elvis died. I was already married 2 years, and that day I had just gotten off work. Mark picked me up and told me the news. We still lived in our hometown of Syracuse, and Elvis was scheduled to do a concert there the next month. I believe, if I remember correctly, that would have been his first performance there.

PeOter, you're not an old phart! If you are, then so am I, and I don't wanna be!

Amanda--I actually liked jury duty!

Gian-knit--ha! I know what you mean about having to look up words sometimes....after a while, nothing looks right, not even the correct spelling.

Our heat wave is supposed to break later today with strong storms. Won't be sorry to see it end.

elye Community Regular

Goooooood Morning, Sillies!

Like you, Patti, our repressive heat should abate by this evening - - major thunderstorms expected tonight. Love it!

OMG......I just realized.......I have been the first poster on 3 pages in a row! :o

Quick.....what is the mathematical probability of that ever happening again?..............(and no, I don't sit and count posts on each page in my spare time :P )

Lisa!! We should have some appointment available for a Silly who manages this.. .. ...you could be my Co-Queen. However, since you have suggested maths and probabilities, I think you may have to stay where you are. :lol::P

If you're asking for maths, I think we determined this is the wrong place for that...but I would have to WAG that the odds are pretty small.

Oh, Ryan... ...au contraire... .. ..there are a few Sillies around here who, if you can imagine, not only excel in this area of study.. ........ ... ...they REVEL in it......... . .... .

:rolleyes::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
OMG......I just realized.......I have been the first poster on 3 pages in a row! :o

I did this recently, too! Pages 1006-1008....

What does that make me, Emily???? Court Jester? :lol: Plebe?

curlyfries Contributor
I did this recently, too! Pages 1006-1008....

Patti, did you notice?..........MY pages were 1016-1018! :o .............coincidence?...............I think not!.............Hmmmmm, methinks some sort of other-worldly phenomenon at play here :huh:

What does it meeeeeannnnn????????? :unsure:

Emily, that should qualify us both for some sort of royal appointage..............Sillyville Sisters of Sageness and Suspiciously Superstitious Sircumstances

Jestgar Rising Star
Well, I was 5 in 1977.

Jess!!! You aren't younger than me are you??

Umm, no....

hmm, when the shuttle blew up I was in physics class at university.

psawyer Proficient
Like you, Patti, our repressive heat should abate by this evening - - major thunderstorms expected tonight. Love it!

The heat broke here last night, and temperatures are in the twenties today instead of the thirties. We had nasty thunderstorms and lots of rain as the front moved through.

elye Community Regular
Patti, did you notice?..........MY pages were 1016-1018! :o .............coincidence?...............I think not!.............Hmmmmm, methinks some sort of other-worldly phenomenon at play here :huh:

What does it meeeeeannnnn????????? :unsure:

We needeth Ptaoughmthmn post haste - - he'll have the formula to explain it all.

I believe that it could mean the following: you both will each lose a sock in the dryer....they will be, incredibly, the same size and coloUr. The matching sock that is not lost will be useless to you... ... ..unless you meet up with one another and bring your two singles together. Yes.. ... .I am certain this is what it all means.

:huh:

:lol:

The heat broke here last night, and temperatures are in the twenties today instead of the thirties. We had nasty thunderstorms and lots of rain as the front moved through.

PeOter! It's a' comin' this way.... ...... ..

Darn210 Enthusiast
PeOter! It's a' comin' this way.... ...... ..

We've had thunderstorm blow through . . . again . . .

My daughter played a piece called "Indian Rain Dance" for her piano recital about a week ago. It rained that night . . . she thinks she caused it. So yesterday, the piano tuner was here and she played it for her also . . . thus making it rain . . . again.

Jestgar Rising Star
Oh sure - take advantage of my reluctance to exclaim "I thought you were older than THAT!"

You're such a gentleman :)

Green12 Enthusiast
Well, off to pick up dw from work, and maybe settle in for a movie.

Did you settle in for a movie last night Ryan?? If so, what was it...inquiring minds want to know :lol:

This is me, too . . . I know exactly where I was when I heard about the Challenger but I have no idea where I was when I heard about Elvis. Keep in mind, I grew up in a very small town in Illinois and we probably didn't hear about his death until a month later or so . . . :lol:

:lol: Jean Nate

When the Challenger blew up I was in my 8th grade social studies class. Every classroom had a tv rolled in from the AV department to watch the launch live. It took off and then there was that big boom in the sky. I think for most of us it was the first time seeing anything like this so we were all looking around at each other like, "was that suppose to happen?", not really sure what was going on. Our teacher was kind of flustered and turned it off really fast, and said something like, "ok boys and girls......". Then she ran out of the room and gathered in the ahll with the other teachers that had ran out of their rooms.

Our heat wave is supposed to break later today with strong storms. Won't be sorry to see it end.

Patti, how is the water problem??

Glad your heat wave is breaking, but I hope that doesn't mean ferocious storms :huh:

Emily, that should qualify us both for some sort of royal appointage..............Sillyville Sisters of Sageness and Suspiciously Superstitious Sircumstances

:lol: Lisa

My daughter played a piece called "Indian Rain Dance" for her piano recital about a week ago. It rained that night . . . she thinks she caused it. So yesterday, the piano tuner was here and she played it for her also . . . thus making it rain . . . again.

:lol:

That is so cute! Your daughter has magical mystical powers with that song on the piano.

We are getting the heat today! It's suppose to be in the 90s <_< Keep in mind I am closer to the sun than you all, a mile high :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor

Well my kids (i.e. Ezra) played the Let's Destroy The House game again this morning! And I thought I could safely sleep in a little this summer. SIGH. Lucas got in trouble too, because he didn't come tell me. When it comes to his brother, I fully encourage Lucas to tattle. It's saved Ezra's life, more than once! (For real)

Luke has had a little bit of a summer cold, and was running quite the fever last night, but thankfully, is doing much better today.

Since I've been out of touch for a few weeks... Janet, Nikki- what are your kids doing this summer? I wanted to get my guys into a swimming class, but I'm short on funds.

I'm going to take them the lake a lot, and the library has a Wednesday program, where they have animal experts and scientists come in and do little talks for kids. We also have SciWorks in Winston Salem, which is an interactive museum for kids. We'll go there a few times, it's a lot of fun.

I'm thinking about letting them camp out in the back yard. I dunno, I'd probably want to sleep out there with them, since they're still little. Can my back still handle sleeping on the ground?! :huh: I have no idea. :lol:

I'm trying to come up with plenty of ideas to keep them active, or they'll just hang out inside in the air conditioning. :rolleyes:<_< 100 degrees for days now! Blech. I wish we had a swimming pool!!!

Ridgewalker Contributor

PS- I passed on to Mom that you guys were sending your prayers and positive thoughts, and she asked me to tell you that she appreciates it SO MUCH! :wub:

Jestgar Rising Star
PS- I passed on to Mom that you guys were sending your prayers and positive thoughts, and she asked me to tell you that she appreciates it SO MUCH! :wub:

Your mother is our mother :wub:

reminder her of this when birthdays come around

jerseyangel Proficient
Your mother is our mother :wub:

reminder her of this when birthdays come around

:D Yes, so true (all of it) :lol:

Good to hear from you, Sarah....sounds like you have your hands full this summer, but you've got some really fun things planned for the boys. Hope you get a break with the weather and it cools off a little for you B)

curlyfries Contributor
I believe that it could mean the following: you both will each lose a sock in the dryer....they will be, incredibly, the same size and coloUr. The matching sock that is not lost will be useless to you... ... ..unless you meet up with one another and bring your two singles together. Yes.. ... .I am certain this is what it all means.

:lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Sillyville Sisters of Sageness and Suspiciously Superstitious Sircumstances

:lol: A real vortex co-inkydink, I must say! :P

hmm, when the shuttle blew up I was in physics class at university.

I remember it perfectly...I was standing in my kitchen talking on the phone to my SIL in New England....the TV was on in the family room, and I saw it cut to the live coverage. She also caught sight of it and we watched together for a while.

We needeth Ptaoughmthmn post haste - - he'll have the formula to explain it all.

Yes--Pathaughm get yerself over here! :D

My daughter played a piece called "Indian Rain Dance" for her piano recital about a week ago. It rained that night . . . she thinks she caused it.

Aww, bless her heart :D

Patti, how is the water problem??

This latest was actually a lack of water...specifically hot water. The oil company we're contracted with guarantees that we never run out of heating oil....we ran out Sunday evening :huh::lol:

They did send a tech out with 10 gallons--and it turned out that the sensor on the heating unit was not working, so he replaced that while he was here. He didn't finish till 11PM! They came back yesterday and filled the tank.

Never a dull moment 'round here! :lol:

Mile High Julie :D Stay cool out there!

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