Jump to content
This site uses cookies. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. More Info... ×
  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.




  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):



    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):


  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

dollamasgetceliac? Explorer

:rolleyes: Colarado :rolleyes: check the time zone :blink:

maybe your bruise is in the the shape of llamalland.

Glands tomorrow

i hope u had a happy phathersday


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
Darn210 Enthusiast

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! EMOTIBUSTED!!!!!! FIRST TIME EVAH!!!!! . . . and it's Tom's fault cuz I quoted him!!!!

:lol: Mark always says--"Like a fart in a skillet". :P

:lol: What in Hell does this mean???!!!??? Fart in a Skillet??!!?? Who's trying to phry up some pharts???

. . . . . . . . . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

. . . . . . . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

. . . . . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

. . . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

<imagine one more row of lol's here>

A Llaffollelogram?

Lloffely!! I Llike it!!

pfffffft it's about a 1000x better than the puffed millet I had for almost 2yrs.

(Yes .. . .an exaggeration ... .realistically ~480x better)

Ahhh, Tom . . . phorget the exaggerating!! you're rounding off!! . . . where are your significant digits??

P.S. What a cute pic!! (w/ the leeeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnnn :lol: )

Thanks, twas one of me faves from the trip . . . looks better full size.

tom Contributor
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! EMOTIBUSTED!!!!!! FIRST TIME EVAH!!!!! . . . and it's Tom's fault cuz I quoted him!!!!

:P

P.S.

. . . . . . . . . . . :P

. . . . . . . . . :P

. . . . . . :P

. . . . . . . :P

. . . . . . . . . . . :P

. . . . . . . . . . . . . :P

. . .. . . . . . . . . . . . :P

. . . . . . . . . . . :P

. . . . . . . . :P

. . . . . . :P

. . . . . . . :P

. . . . . . . . . :P

. . . . . . . . . . . :P

<a tongue-twister> :P

curlyfries Contributor
(Oh & I'm fine w/ the pharfeneugen errrr .. .sch
Darn210 Enthusiast

Lisa and Tom - Excelent EmotoArt!!!! . . . Although I shall quote NEITHER of you as I have learned my lesson!!!

CHE :P EK

<tongue-in-cheek>

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies....I'm back at work....it may take the morning to get back into the swing of things but darn it I am trying :)

elye Community Regular

Good Morning, Sillies!

Nikki, have you got any llamas wandering around the hills of the UK? Do you at the very least have them at petting farms? There is a farmer just out of town here who has a huge petting zoo with llamas and alpacas. He also sells alpaca meat on site or from his website. Dunno if this is such an intelligent pairing of businesses - - having your young children cuddling and petting one of these lovely creatures, then buying and serving them up as steaks the next day.... .. .. :huh::(

Hmmmm Hudson Bay? Che Guevara? A Chortangle overlapping Bolivia? The Stones' Lip logo? <that'd be coolest bruise

EVER!!>

Sigh.........Not so cool... ..but getting bigger. It's on my abdomen from yesterday morning's insulin injection. Gawd, I wish it looked like some lovely, exotic island in the South Pacific. Or an immediately recognizable, reverred visage, like Shakespeare or Jesus Christ.

It now looks very like a car. A sedan... ... .I think I can make out a spoiler and perhaps a roof rack.

Not very exciting this time. It may still increse in size... ..perhaps it will become a half-ton. :rolleyes::lol:

The alpacas were extremely curious and if you didn't move suddenly, they would come right up to you to investigate (and look for food :P )

Sounds like my children......"Do you grown-ups have any chocolate or cookies? We don't get ANY of that stuff at our house."....

CHE :P EK

<tongue-in-cheek>

:lol:


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: What in Hell does this mean???!!!??? Fart in a Skillet??!!?? Who's trying to phry up some pharts???

:lol: Come on over Phriday night for some phart phry! :lol:

Pseriously......

It's a term used by Mark's family (interesting group) to denote someone who is acting manic or nervous--as in: "running around like a phart in a skillet." :P

CHE :P EK

<tongue-in-cheek>

Excellent! :D

Emily--sorry bout yer ever growing bruise :( Hope it stays at sedan levels and dosen't progress to SUV status......or Gawd forbid, tractor trailor :o

jerseyangel Proficient

What in hell????? :o

I just went to edit my last post (submitted about 2 minutes ago <_< ) and me edit button is already gone! :angry:

Sumphin' afoot? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient

Happy Birthday Gian-knit!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

May it be wonderful, phantastic and phull of happiness! :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Happy Birthday Gian-knit!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

May it be wonderful, phantastic and phull of happiness! :D

Tee-Hee-Hee . . . Not really my birthday . . . tis the anniversary of joining the forum . . . if I listed my birthday, then you would all know that I'm 43 how old I am!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Tee-Hee-Hee . . . Not really my birthday . . . tis the anniversary of joining the forum . . . if I listed my birthday, then you would all know that I'm 43 how old I am!!

This is the second time this has happened......I had a feeling, too, when I saw that you were only a year old. :lol:

Oh well--Happy Anniversary :)

elye Community Regular
I just went to edit my last post (submitted about 2 minutes ago <_< ) and me edit button is already gone! :angry:

Sumphin' afoot? :unsure:

Yes. I believe we have only a thirty-second window to edit our posts today because it is Janet's One Year Anniversary. I think it's a gift from Schaought - - Janet gets to see all of our amusing typos and spelling errors, incorrect word usage, blathering.....

Perhaps my bruise has sometrhing to do with this, as well. Must ponder this........

:huh::lol:

tom Contributor
Now Thaughmn is showing off his oomlauts(sp?). Where do you get those things, anyway?

I

Jestgar Rising Star
Boy, if I had a nickel .. ....

:lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Jess--your niece is precious! :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Souczie, I just loved your explanation of all things "ph" and other nuances that are unique unto us Sillies :D Kinda brought a lump to my throat

:wub:

Did we establish what an a$$ cracker is???....is it actually akin to cracking the whip ???

:lol: Around here, we don't really know what it is (Kissey and I) but we say it all the time

Two weeks ago I scarfed down an entire box of rice chex. And to avoid sweetening them with sugar, I topped off the bowls with coco pebbles

:lol: right, because there is NO sugar in them coco pebbles :lol:

t

ps the store says "gluten phree!"

*snort*

she catches on quickly.....

But SILLIES!!!!!!!! OMG! :o You know.........it occurred to me last night, whilst drifting off into Llamaland sleep, that........this Llama Lady just might be our Yeti. Think about it......we have ignored and neglected him for so long that - mygawd I'm ashamed and embarrassed to say this - we don't even know where in hell he is! :o:ph34r: Our parades have totally gone by the wayside - - haven't seen ANY care bears w/ machine guns or psooper psoakers in eons.......

So now he has come back........under the guise of Llama-ness.......and BOY are we gonna get it.......

Note the time zone - - I really DO think he's coming to us from the Arctic Circle...............

and now Em has another cryptic brooze..............it's tied in somehow, I just know it.

:lol:

:lol:

Pharting is definitely phunnier than farting. No doubt about that!

:lol: 'tis true

Hmmmm Hudson Bay? Che Guevara? A Chortangle overlapping Bolivia? The Stones' Lip logo? <that'd be coolest bruise

EVER!!>

:lol: :lol:

LURVE LURVE LURVE the creative emoticonery.............

Glands tomorrow

Promises, promises <_<:lol:

Gian-net - - phry up some pharts :lol: <raising hand> I'm game!!!!!!!!

Now Thaughmn is showing off his oomlauts(sp?). Where do you get those things, anyway?

:lol: that cracked me up

carry on psillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

curlyfries Contributor

Picture this.......I'm in my front yard cutting the grass when I notice a piece of trash in my driveway. So as I pass it while mowing I pick it up...........it's an empty potato chip bag.......STOP!..........At this point what would any normal(?) silly-yak do?....................I stand there with the mower still running and read the ingredients list off the bag!!!!!!! :rolleyes::rolleyes::lol::lol:............Somebody stop me!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Picture this.......I'm in my front yard cutting the grass when I notice a piece of trash in my driveway. So as I pass it while mowing I pick it up...........it's an empty potato chip bag.......STOP!..........At this point what would any normal(?) silly-yak do?....................I stand there with the mower still running and read the ingredients list off the bag!!!!!!! :rolleyes::rolleyes::lol::lol:............Somebody stop me!!!!!!!

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Leigh-suh - - that is hilarious - - ummmmmm........I'm gonna assume it wasn't even YOUR potato chip bag........

*snort*

jerseyangel Proficient
Picture this.......I'm in my front yard cutting the grass when I notice a piece of trash in my driveway. So as I pass it while mowing I pick it up...........it's an empty potato chip bag.......STOP!..........At this point what would any normal(?) silly-yak do?....................I stand there with the mower still running and read the ingredients list off the bag!!!!!!! :rolleyes::rolleyes::lol::lol:............Somebody stop me!!!!!!!

"You know you're a Celiac when......" :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Picture this.......I'm in my front yard cutting the grass when I notice a piece of trash in my driveway. So as I pass it while mowing I pick it up...........it's an empty potato chip bag.......STOP!..........At this point what would any normal(?) silly-yak do?....................I stand there with the mower still running and read the ingredients list off the bag!!!!!!! :rolleyes::rolleyes::lol::lol:............Somebody stop me!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

Ya never know when you'll need the info

Mtndog Collaborator

Y'all have gone bahking mad (that's how we say it here in Bah-ston) :lol: :lol:

I think my favorites are Em's llafallelogram and llama anal glands :lol:

I am less concerned about their anal glands.....don't they spit and hiss??????????? :ph34r:

Uncle ray has passed on a gem:

Price of gas in France

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his

Van. However, he was captured only two blocks away When his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime And then make such an obvious error, he replied,

'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'

'I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh.'

See if you have De Gaulle to send

This on to someone else.

I sent it to you because I figured

I had nothing Toulouse.

:lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jess--your niece is precious! :D

:rolleyes: Thanks. I think so too :wub:

curlyfries Contributor
Leigh-suh - - that is hilarious - - ummmmmm........I'm gonna assume it wasn't even YOUR potato chip bag........

*snort*

Right you are.....how'd you guess? :rolleyes: ....And while I'm looking at the numerous ingredients I'm thinking..."....couldn't eat these without calling the company first"........thing is ....I could care less about the chips........the mind just goes on autopilot!!!

curlyfries Contributor
Uncle ray has pIssed on a gem:

This is what I THOUGHT it said.....note to self: check my glasses prescription :ph34r:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Celiac.com:
    Donate

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):





    Celiac.com Sponsors (A17-M):




  • Recent Activity

    1. - trents replied to Jack Common's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      33

      What should I do with these test results?

    2. - Itsabit replied to Itsabit's topic in Dermatitis Herpetiformis
      10

      SkinSafe

    3. - Itsabit replied to Itsabit's topic in Dermatitis Herpetiformis
      10

      SkinSafe


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):



  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      128,328
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748

    Food4thot
    Newest Member
    Food4thot
    Joined

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):


  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.1k
    • Total Posts
      70.8k

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):





  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):



  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • Itsabit
    • Itsabit
    • trents
      From the article you linked: "Currently, there are no recommended methods to test for non-celiac gluten sensitivity." "No recommended methods" is the key phrase here. Just on the anecdotal evidence of reading many posts on this forum, I think we sometimes see some elevated igg test scores with NCGS. They seem to be mildly elevated in these cases, not high high.
    • Itsabit
      Thank you for your reply. I’m beginning to think of iodine as another culprit in this, as much as I fear it. I will say my rash is extreme and diffuse - it’s everywhere! I first had it on both sides of my neck in the summer of 2023. My PCP and dermatologist at the time, thought it was a reaction to jewelry I was wearing, even though I had been wearing the same necklaces for literally years with no reaction. The dermatologist at the time repeated over and over again that “allergies are acquired.” Which I knew. But I was not reacting to any other jewelry I was wearing. So it didn’t make any sense to me that it would only be from my necklaces. Anyway, it abated on it’s own. Only to come back with a vengeance months later - and I had not worn any necklaces at all. And the rash involved more area. I was put on Prednisone (oral steroid) taper and it worked well, and the itch and eventually the rash went away. Another trip to a different dermatologist at that time, prior to starting the Prednisone, told me to change all of my hygiene products like soap and shampoo, and to slather on Vaseline. None of which worked, hence the Prednisone. Needless to say, the itch and subsequent rash returned - and now spread everywhere, not just the hollows on both sides of my neck. It’s there, on my upper chest and left breast, both upper arms front and back, and elbows, my entire back, down both of my hips and buttocks and the front of my right thigh. Now the back of that right thigh is starting to itch as well. Also my lower right forearm and middle knuckle on my left hand since going gluten free. I’m just itching everywhere all the time. It keeps me awake, or wakes me up when I do fall asleep. I’m trying my best not to scratch, but it’s nearly impossible! I’ve been using a dry washcloth to rub instead of scratching. And I have used cool wet washcloths which help, but only lasts for a few minutes before starting up again. I’m pretty much at my wit’s end. Just waiting for something to indicate what’s really going on so I can do SOMETHING to stop it! 
    • Itsabit
      Reply to Russ H, Thank you for your input. As a nurse for 46 years I was aware of much of this. However, as a new member to dermatitis herpetiformis, I have been reading and researching everything I can about it in order to educate and help myself. I was hoping that the oral Dapsone would help to alleviate the itching. I knew the rash would take longer to abate. Instead of relief from the Dapsone, I had adverse reactions so had to stop it. After 2 months on it, if hadn’t helped with the itching at all, and I understand it usually helps in the first few days if it’s going to. My itch and rash actually got worse on the Dapsone and with going gluten free - which lead me to question whether I was getting glutined from other products I am using. It’s like a huge puzzle trying to put all these pieces together to somehow make it fit and make sense. Right now, myself and my doctor are perplexed. 
×
×
  • Create New...