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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

bad fibroid week - boo. :(

boss goign for tampons - excellent.

SILLIES.....................................

I just got some flowers from............ me sillies! :wub:

:(:):(:):(:):(:):(:)

how do you make the expression/smileys for bursting into tears when you open the card, and feeling kind of a full-body giggle and surge of emotion all at once??????????????????????????? Must speak to Pskaught.

:wub:

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO grateful for all of you and...........I am soooooooooo sorry that I'm always the one going through some calamity (back thrown out, dog dying, Kissey gone)...... :(:(

I will try and catch up later but........am just soooooooooooooo tired.............mowed lawn and walked dog today and - too hot - dehydrated now :blink: working on rehydrating, don't worry.

:wub:

Love you sillies to death, not kidding! Your support has just been incredible.......my friends are SOOOOOO jealous, BTW, that they don't have this support group (I told them they're all probably celiac in denial anyway so, why not join us?)

:)

:gratefulweakexhaustedemotionalsmile:


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Mtndog Collaborator

Can't imagine who your sillies could be?

Green12 Enthusiast
I just got some flowers from............ me sillies! :wub:

Love you sillies to death, not kidding! Your support has just been incredible.......my friends are SOOOOOO jealous, BTW, that they don't have this support group (I told them they're all probably celiac in denial anyway so, why not join us?)

:wub::wub: Susie

Tis true, this phorum is phull of such phabulous human beings, the best of phriends and sources of support!

Can't imagine who your sillies could be?

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
:wub::wub: Susie

Tis true, this phorum is phull of such phabulous human beings, the best of phriends and sources of support!

:lol:

with kuri'us speling tentencees

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Can't imagine who your sillies could be?

;)

Tis true, this phorum is phull of such phabulous human beings, the best of phriends and sources of support!

with kuri'us speling tentencees

did y'all see that I wrote "phorum" on my tragedy thread? noticed it......didn't care.......left it. :P

Darn210 Enthusiast

Susie . . . so good to see you posting and visiting unanonmously . . . :lol:

Hay!!! Iz sumptin rong wif hour spellin???

Jess!! You can get your boss to buy tampons for you??? Did he learn how to do that in diversity training?

happygirl Collaborator

i certainly have no idea who those sillies could be?!


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jerseyangel Proficient

Wow! Jess's boss buys tampons for her :o Sorry 'bout the fibroids, though--they are miserable :(

Nice to see you posting, Soozle! :D I see the sillie spelling is lapping over into your real life :P I find meself saying "what in hell" all the time now. :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
i certainly have no idea who those sillies could be?!

Sillies?? What Sillies could you be referring to? :unsure:

happygirl Collaborator
Nag's Head?!?!?! How can anywhere named Nag's Head be romantic?

My sweetie proposed to me in N.H. .... :)

happygirl Collaborator
Now, think about the Outer Banks in September or October (HIGH HURRICANE SEASON, BUT THE HOUSE IS CHEAP....hee, hee, hee.) Any interest???

Pick me pick me!

elye Community Regular
Nik!! I thought you were me mate! :o:o I can't believe it twas you who locked me out! :lol:

Patti............

It was, in reality, ME. I have found insurmountable powers here in the United States, what with our dollar at parity and my fellow citizens snatching up Florida condos with lightning speed....

Phillies are looking at me with....what, curiosity, certainly, but I believe it could also be respect, er sumfin......

Oh....I believe I mentioned the free alcoholic beverages from 5:30 to 7;30 in our lovely hotel lounge. Well, after sitting at the bar for a while, chatting with the lovely Americans around me, I brought up....yes, it's true....ANAL GLANDS.

Then the Yeti. (DH and children LONG GONE, as you can imagine)....

I began chortling unabashedly. These guys tried to figure out why I was bringing these things up....then, I am certain, just thought, "Hell, this is one pissed Canuck chick.....Northern yetis and their anal glands?? I am SO outta here".....

And off they staggered to the lovely Australian tourists at the table close to the bathroom... :lol::lol:

Ah--the disclaimers :lol: Glad I'm not the only one thinking this way! I'm afraid you'll be thinking "what am I doing here with this old hag" :lol::lol:

Oh, please........ <_<

Patti is going to be an absolute beauty queen, you wait.....

Here I'll be, some hungover, exhausted, sweaty, water-retentive middle-aged Canuck....

You wanna talk HAG......... <_<:lol:

Yes, I DO think we'll sit like this :huh::huh: at first. Then, I'll lose all decorum and be all over the waiter....or coffee/tea server....and we'll quickly dissolve into this B):lol: ....

I have a bruise for you to look at, Patti....don't know who it quite resembles as yet..... :huh::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti............

It was, in reality, ME. I have found insurmountable powers here in the United States, what with our dollar at parity and my fellow citizens snatching up Florida condos with lightning speed....

Phillies are looking at me with....what, curiosity, certainly, but I believe it could also be respect, er sumfin......

Oh....I believe I mentioned the free alcoholic beverages from 5:30 to 7;30 in our lovely hotel lounge. Well, after sitting at the bar for a while, chatting with the lovely Americans around me, I brought up....yes, it's true....ANAL GLANDS.

Then the Yeti. (DH and children LONG GONE, as you can imagine)....

I began chortling unabashedly. These guys tried to figure out why I was bringing these things up....then, I am certain, just thought, "Hell, this is one pissed Canuck chick.....Northern yetis and their anal glands?? I am SO outta here".....

And off they staggered to the lovely Australian tourists at the table close to the bathroom... :lol::lol:

Oh, please........ <_<

Patti is going to be an absolute beauty queen, you wait.....

Here I'll be, some hungover, exhausted, sweaty, water-retentive middle-aged Canuck....

You wanna talk HAG......... <_<:lol:

Yes, I DO think we'll sit like this :huh::huh: at first. Then, I'll lose all decorum and be all over the waiter....or coffee/tea server....and we'll quickly dissolve into this B):lol: ....

I have a bruise for you to look at, Patti....don't know who it quite resembles as yet..... :huh::lol:

My Gawd! :lol: I can just picture as soon as 'anal gland' came out of your mouth, the family tip-toeing away, pretending they had no idea who you were :lol::lol:

Woo-hoo! A new bruise! I'll get a picture and put it up as my new av.....everyone can try and guess which celebrity it looks like :PB)

I was wondering what you were doing whilst the thunderstorms were passing through before.....little did I know you were holding court in the lounge--regaling tourists with tales of The Yeti! :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding

anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being

loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my

darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen

Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but

an opportunity like this will never come again.

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than

me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92

years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember

fairies are female.....

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ya know how sometimes you go into a multi-stalled bathroom, and there's someone in a different stall, and you start doing whatever you came in there for, and from the next stall there's either dead silence for the duration of your visit, or else there's some gratuitous rattling of toilet paper and blowing of nose, but nothing else?

Ah, yes... That's the Waiting-For-You-to-Leave-So-I-Can-Poop Silence. Sometimes I just wanna yell... "Just poop already! You're gonna give yourself a hemorrhoid!"

Love you sillies to death, not kidding! Your support has just been incredible.......my friends are SOOOOOO jealous, BTW, that they don't have this support group (I told them they're all probably celiac in denial anyway so, why not join us?)

:)

:gratefulweakexhaustedemotionalsmile:

:D:wub:

did y'all see that I wrote "phorum" on my tragedy thread? noticed it......didn't care.......left it. :P

Oh mah gah!!! I didn't even notice! :unsure: That's not good, I'm the official proofreader for everyone who knows me. I must be slipping. :rolleyes:

Pick me pick me!

YAY!!!!! And you got engaged in Nag's Head, the same place Brian and I went on our honeymoon! I :wub: the Outer Banks. Laura, do you live in NC, and I missed that?

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember

fairies are female.....

:lol: :lol: BAHAHAHAHA!!!

giggle

curlyfries Contributor
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember

fairies are female.....

Enough said!!!!!!! ;):lol::lol::lol:

Ah, yes... That's the Waiting-For-You-to-Leave-So-I-Can-Poop Silence. Sometimes I just wanna yell... "Just poop already! You're gonna give yourself a hemorrhoid!"

Ahhhhhh....been there done that! :P But it's not that the mind isn't willing.........it seems that the anal sphincter goes into perfomance anxiety mode!! :ph34r:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Ahhhhhh....been there done that! :P But it's not that the mind isn't willing.........it seems that the anal sphincter goes into perfomance anxiety mode!! :ph34r:

yes, the shy bowel, or, more popularly known as our newest ban, Shy Sphincter and the Reluctant Floaters.

can't sleep!!!!!!!!

:blink:

I wanna go to Nag's Head too. Or, maybe I AM just a nag's head?

:yawn:

Darn210 Enthusiast
yes, the shy bowel, or, more popularly known as our newest band, Shy Sphincter and the Reluctant Floaters.

with their debut album . . . If it's Brown, Flush it Down.

Really not good for a band to have performance anxiety.

Patti and Emily . . . today is the big day!! Looking forward to a new av pretty quickly!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti and Emily . . . today is the big day!! Looking forward to a new av pretty quickly!!

Yep--today's the day!!!!! :D

The weather's beautiful--it's actually cool this morning and not nearly as humid. I'm bringing me camera, and plan to have the new av up as soon as I get home. B)

So exciting!!! I can't believe I'm actually gonna meet Emily today :rolleyes: Two Sillies in the same room....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Everyone.

Patti and Emily I am so excited for you. Even if work was ok, I wouldn't have made it to the summit. My chest is worse today as is the breathing, hopefully will get into the Dr's later. I feel as if I have been coughing for a week when I hardly coughed at all.

No other new exciting news. Let us know how the silly summit is?

jerseyangel Proficient

I hope you can get into the doctor today, Amanda. :) We'll miss you today, but certainly understand. We'll meet up sometime.

Feel better!

Mtndog Collaborator
Hay!!! Iz sumptin rong wif hour spellin???

Jess!! You can get your boss to buy tampons for you??? Did he learn how to do that in diversity training?

Double :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh....I believe I mentioned the free alcoholic beverages from 5:30 to 7;30 in our lovely hotel lounge. Well, after sitting at the bar for a while, chatting with the lovely Americans around me, I brought up....yes, it's true....ANAL GLANDS.

"Hell, this is one pissed Canuck chick.....Northern yetis and their anal glands?? I am SO outta here".....

And off they staggered to the lovely Australian tourists at the table close to the bathroom...

Oh my GAWD :lol: :lol: I tried to explain our phorum to a fellow celiac and I think I scared him away :ph34r:

I am SO sure that it was utter RESPECT that they had for your wealth of knowledge!!!!!! :P

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....

:lol: :lol:

Shy Sphincter and the Reluctant Floaters.

Or, maybe I AM just a nag's head?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

If anyone is a nag's head, tain't you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

with their debut album . . . If it's Brown, Flush it Down.

Patti and Emily . . . today is the big day!! Looking forward to a new av pretty quickly!!

And the follow-up album If it Stinks, Let it Sink!

Wow....the summit is today- HOLY Guacamole Psilly town!!!!!

Amanda- hope you feel better soon!!!

elye Community Regular
I'm bringing me camera, and plan to have the new av up as soon as I get home. B)

All right - - that decides something for me. I am DEFINITELY wearing my mom's home-made bib.....

Patti and Emily I am so excited for you. Even if work was ok, I wouldn't have made it to the summit. My chest is worse today as is the breathing, hopefully will get into the Dr's later.

Ah, Amanda....I'm sorry to hear about this....I hope the Dr.'s visit takes care of this horrid breathing stuff..... :(

Susie!! I'm SOOOOO happy to see you on here!!! :):):)

dlp252 Apprentice

Just back from Las Vegas, and just wanted to inform my silly friends that BETTI the YETI is alive and well in Las Vegas. Yes, indeed. I saw ONE slot machine in ONE casino called Betti the Yeti, so in honor of my friends here in sillyville, I had to play it. True to the gist of what I've read here...Betti the Yeti was not good to me! :angry::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Welcome back Donna!! Fresh from being mauled by a yeti :P

Ok guys, I need a judgment call on my behavior.

My room mate asked me to go with him to his citizenship interview and I agreed. So this morning I get up, get my coffee, and am in my room finishing my coffee when I hear him start the wash machine. He knows I have to take a shower 'cause we discussed that last night so I'm kinda miffed. I go back to his room to talk to him but he's in the bathroom and he has this thing about being talked to in the bathroom, so fine. I think, well maybe the cat threw up on his bed or something so I look in the washer, and no, it's just his clothes. So I turn off the washer and get in the shower. He comes out and turns the washer back. So I hurriedly finish my chilly shower and go back to his room and asked why he turned the washer back on while I was in the shower. He said " Oh, I didn't know" :angry:<_<:huh: Then he proceeded to tell me I shouldn't be mad because he didn't mean to do it. I tried to tell him that whether he meant to do it or not, it still wasn't very nice and he should apologize. He disagreed. So I said fine, you're mean, I don't want to go with you to your interview. And he left.

Now on the one hand he's really nervous about the interview and being in Seattle (we live in a small community), but on the other hand he planned to walk on the ferry and take a taxi in Seattle to the place, so there was no direction finding involved. And he's a grown man.

so. Was I too harsh? Should I have gone with him anyway?

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