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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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...and here's Jestgar back from her intrepid European adventures!!!!( I see you!!) :D

Yes, things have gone mad here!! :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I just love your new picture, Nikki! You and Terry make such a georgeous couple B)B)

Jestgar--great to see you again!!!!! I've wondered what happened to you. How was the trip? Everything ok? :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Hi all

I'm not back. I'm Bulgaria at the black sea coast. It's just still too hot to sleep and the hostel has free internet. I'll be back in about a week and a half. I'm just doing a quick catchup on the news.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Hi all

I'm not back. I'm Bulgaria at the black sea coast. It's just still too hot to sleep and the hostel has free internet. I'll be back in about a week and a half. I'm just doing a quick catchup on the news.

Beautiful part of the world (went there 2 yrs ago)

Looking forward to your 'write up' when you get back :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hi all

I'm not back. I'm Bulgaria at the black sea coast. It's just still too hot to sleep and the hostel has free internet. I'll be back in about a week and a half. I'm just doing a quick catchup on the news.

Glad you checked in! Can't wait to hear all about it--safe trip :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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....Back to curious wordage ;)

I do find the way you guys say ''My bad'' rather cute and child like, (endearing even) LOL ...NO,NO!!! NOT something we Brits would ever say!!

We would waffle on ''Terribly sorry and all that , my mistake'' ..blah, blah ...and there YOU have summed it up concisely in two words :lol: PERFECT!!! ;)

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tom Contributor
tom
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I do find the way you guys say ''My bad'' rather cute and child like,

LMAO! But "childlike"???? :(:P

In the future such economy of words will be lauded as communicatively ADVANCED!!

LOL :lol::lol: :lol: :lol:

You fans of extra letters may extrapolatively devolve further into superfluous syllables, wourds, phrases, phragments and sentences, into oblivion and beYONNNND!!!!!! :lol:

<glad last night's A.E. (Algernon Effect) worries were for naught>

P.S. "Would they drop The Bomb on us while we made love on the beach? We were the class they couldn't teach." - Sting

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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LMAO! But "childlike"???? :(:P

As in angry father saying to small child

Did you do that????

Small child with bottom lip poking out - nodding

My bad

You fans of extra letters may extrapolatively devolve further into superfluous syllables, wourds, phrases, phragments and sentences, into oblivion and beYONNNND!!!!!! :lol:

Just love that sentence :lol:

<glad last night's A.E. (Algernon Effect) worries were for naught>

Lost me there Tom :blink:

tom Contributor
tom
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Yay a new post!!!

And LOL I was just popping in to post to YOU nikki, that you'd be proud - I just used "sodding" in another thread. :P

Open Original Shared Link

:lol:

Ahhhh the dreaded Algernon Effect.

I've been meaning to post about it in OMG but what I wrote got so off-track & extremely lengthy I didn't want to post it.

Short version is that it refers to the book "Flowers for Algernon" and the resulting movie "Charly".

[Edited for seriousness - long version @OMG thread]

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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And LOL I was just popping in to post to YOU nikki, that you'd be proud - I just used "sodding" in another thread. :P

Nice work Tom ;)

It's almost as if no-one noticed my EVIL plan to bring back American/English back to Anglo Saxon (SSHHH!!!)

Ahhhh the dreaded Algernon Effect.

Believe it or not - I think I ACTUALLY understand what you're saying!!! ;) (hubby's been there a few times too :rolleyes: )

"thank u sir! may i have another! (paragraph, that is)

Ummm.......no. :lol:

(Oh plz, as if anyone believed *I* had a "short version" !! :lol:)

Not for one minute!! ;)

....and Tom,....going by time differences an all that ...you clearly need to SLEEP MORE!!!!!! :mellow:

You are obviously SUPERHUMAN!!! :D

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Mtndog
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YEAH! New posts of silliness!!!!!!! Bout time.

Nikki- Love the new pic! handsome couple indeed!

Tom- Algernon effect :( It's tough! I think there's actually a medical term for it

OK- must keep laughing so on with the jokes- courtesy of Uncle ray:

Never leave your nuts alone

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients

to a baseball game.

For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.

When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well.

As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled,

"Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up.

After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats.

After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered.

When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team,

the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling.

Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog,

leaving his assistant in charge.

When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant,

the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?"

The assistant replied,

"Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled,

"PEANUTS!"

AndreaB Contributor
AndreaB
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"PEANUTS!"

Tee Hee :lol:

I'll have to remember to read this to hubby. He loves baseball. :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol: Funny Bev--I'm emailing that to Mark.
tom Contributor
tom
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....and Tom,....going by time differences an all that ...you clearly need to SLEEP MORE!!!!!! :mellow:

You are obviously SUPERHUMAN!!! :D

Ugh I finally had a night of getting to sleep around midnight - but then I wake up @4:30!! NUTS!!!

And I don't know wth I was thinking being serious here!!!!!

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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:lol::lol::lol: Bev, so funny!!
CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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My dad just sent me this:

An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over and says to her husband,

"I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

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TriticusToxicum
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You've probably all seen Open Original Shared Link already, but it's still funny!

My MIL would benefit from a hearing aid... :blink:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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My MIL would benefit from a hearing aid... :blink:

:lol::lol:

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Mtndog
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My MIL would benefit from a hearing aid... :blink:

So would mine- but I think it's selective hearing :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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good work, people. :lol:

Very cute photo of our friend across the pond.

I got nothin' else. nothing'.

:huh: <------ the vapid stare explains it all.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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good work, people. :lol:

Very cute photo of our friend across the pond.

I got nothin' else. nothing'.

:huh: <------ the vapid stare explains it all.

Thank you all on the avatar compliments (blushing here)....I was maybe a tad tipsy :ph34r:

Susan, I much prefer the interpretive dance avatar ;)

:huh: <------ I always thought this guy looked more nonplussed than vapid?

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TriticusToxicum
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:huh: <------ I always thought this guy looked more nonplussed than vapid?

I always thought he looked like he was a bit too far from the nearest powder room when "that feeling" came on :blink:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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So would mine- but I think it's selective hearing :P

Does she ignore yours, too, or just hers?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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I always thought he looked like he was a bit too far from the nearest powder room when "that feeling" came on :blink:

:lol: ...or maybe he thought it was wind but had follow through :blink:

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