The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Green12]

This is another movie I want to see:

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[jerseyangel]

(BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMIN!!!)

Nope--not at all!

This is another movie I want to see:

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I wanna see that, too! I love that Will Ferrell is wearing a Pablo Cruise tee shirt!

[Green12]

I wanna see that, too! I love that Will Ferrell is wearing a Pablo Cruise tee shirt!

I LOVE WIll Ferrell. I want to marry him.....I don't think his wife would mind, do you?

[Jestgar]

How can one have Open Original Shared Link and be that skinny and not fallover when you stand up?

She is holding on to something...

Maybe they count as a disability, need a walker and all that.

[Mtndog]

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OMG- looks hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! He is so freaking funny

I LOVE WIll Ferrell. I want to marry him.....I don't think his wife would mind, do you?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO.....he's funny but uhm consumating the marriage? :ph34r: Althoough he is handsome as Ron Burgundy and he does promise you Open Original Shared Link

Quick note: LOVE LOVE LOVE Paul Rudd (OMG! I think I love Josh!!!!!)

[Green12]

nasty nasty shiite it is!!!!!!!!!

Speaking of shiite, I just watched Billy Elliot and I love the way they say shiite, shight!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO.....he's funny but uhm consumating the marriage? :ph34r: Althoough he is handsome as Ron Burgundy and he does promise you Open Original Shared Link

Quick note: LOVE LOVE LOVE Paul Rudd (OMG! I think I love Josh!!!!!)

OMG BEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had never seen that before, HILARIOUS!!!!!

So many things I would like to comment on, most of them not repeatable here, warnings would be issued no doubt.

"I will fight you.....no lie"

AND NOOOOOOOOO, I LOVE JOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ridgewalker]

Crap! I keep losing my quotes! Where are they going?! Is there a quote abyss that they randomly fall into, just to mess with people?!

Anyhoo...

Bev! I'm so sorry about the bathroom marathon! I thought my reaction was easing back... then almost barphed in Food Lion yesterday evening. Gawd... makes me scared of even leaving the house.

Switching the heads! LMAO! Nope, didn't see that coming.

Janet and Amanda, both on vacay... Hope they're having a good time!!!

[nikki-uk]

Much mirth and chucklement

BAHHHhhh many psillies (& spouses) layed low wiv dat gluten sh-eye-t!!!

Back after me tea

[tom]

Tom where ya been??

Just had no silly in me & it feels additionally depressing to try to force it.

Better now (but for no good reason :exasperatedface: )

Catchin' up . ..

George W. Bush's NUKE-yoo-ler, Ednathread, svenpositions, Bev parrots Tel's BUZZ!! , 2% Lymey! , "late for own wedding"!, (Lisa said odoUriferous), Isle of Mansocks?

I missed giving Janet a "Bon Voyage" - or in this case, "a big Fripp-off"?

Sarah - I've been too scared to try those ersatz "cheeses", and I'm not even sure if many casein-free ones are also soy-free.

I've seen recipes w/ a raw cashew base, but I think one w/ the best reviews has nutritional yeast, so that's out for me.

I'd love to keep hearing how any CF cheese is working for you.

I'm still amazed that Phx had more goat cheese options than around HERE!! Especially the mozzarella. Mmmmmm!!

I'm wondering whether I should quit goat cheese anyway, tho it seems to be ok for me.

Good Morning, Sillies!

Hope we hear from Shoozhle today.....have missed her the last day or so.......

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SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

ZULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

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I think I was last at a movie theatRe in '99.

And was verrryyyy disappointed after the rave pre-opening reviews given to Eyes Wide Shut. <masterpiece-shmasterpiece>

Ugh to Boehv's Twizzling .. ... twizzlement? .. .. twizzle-ation?

Amanda's back when?? - STP concert great, I bet :rockin'face: ( + + )

[tom]

So many things I would like to comment on, most of them not repeatable here,

Oooh talk dirty to me bayyy-bee

[Judyin Philly]

Hi all

Happy for Patti Sad for Bev's bath room marathon.

Hope Tom's still feeling better and Janet and Amanda are chilling.

Ok........it was well worth the AM 'jitters'

Took my own car.......and my salad and glutinto crackers.

Good thing b/c the resturant that said........'come on in with your salad.........was not open till 1:00 and it was 11:30

Went to Bonefish grill.........closed.........

Went to a 'sports bar/grill' and while the others were looking at the menue.......pull our sweet young waitress over and said.

" Well, here's the deal........we were to go to another resturant but it was closed and they gave me permission to eat my own salad as i have severe food allergies.........can you just bring me a plate and some water in a clean glass that hasn't had beer in it. She was so sweet............ I told her if it was allowed I'd give her a great tip for a plate and water.

She got $6.00 from me and over 20 % from the others with their bill.

I'd say she did ok

MAMA MIA..............OMG............I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'VE ENJOYED A MOVIE SO MUCH.........PURE EXCAPE AND HAPPY AND ............GREAT MUSIC.

tAPPING MY TOES AND FEET AND FINGERS ..........FOR 1: 48 MINUTES.

MERYL sTREEP IS OUTSTANDING.

sO.........THE nornal world ain't so scary and the converstion over lunch was the best.

politics, gardening, books.........all my favorite things.

so.............HAPPY I WENT AND TOOK MY FOOD.

Hope all of you are having a good weekend too

Bev......hope you feel better soon.

judy

[jerseyangel]

THE nornal world ain't so scary and the converstion over lunch was the best.

politics, gardening, books.........all my favorite things.

Yippee!!!!!!!

So glad you went and had such a great time!!!!!!

[Jestgar]

so.............HAPPY I WENT AND TOOK MY FOOD.

oh Judy, I'm so glad it was fun And a good movie on top of a fun lunch! Bonus!

(but don't get too accustomed to those normal phokes, you'll fergit how to spell )

[Jestgar]

From some other site. Woman describing her day after two days of a torture exercise "camp"

When the bladder finally threw up the white flag, I made my way to the women's room at my office. I had to pee like a racehorse but also was in severe muscle pain, so I did my best to get my pants down and get myself down onto the seat as quickly as I could under the circumstances. To help myself, I grabbed onto the toilet paper dispenser to help lower myself down onto the seat. Unfortunately, the dispenser gave way, broke clear off the wall and I did a graceful fall (pants down & all) into the gap between the toilet and the stall wall. As if that wasn't embarrassing enough, all of the pee that I'd been saving up started leaking out AND there was someone in another stall who asked "are you ok over there?" I let out a weak little "yeah", struggled to get up, finish peeing (not on myself thankfully), clean myself off and pull up my undies and then I got the hell out of there before the other person could finish up their business and see that it was me. I went to my desk, picked up my purse and left for the day, convinced that I had done enough to dignify myself for the day, the year and possibly even my lifetime.

[Judyin Philly]

oh Judy, I'm so glad it was fun And a good movie on top of a fun lunch! Bonus!

(but don't get too accustomed to those normal phokes, you'll fergit how to spell )

Thanks all .........hi Julie.........forgot you before.

well I fit right here with the spelling........ since i can't spell at all............ it seems it doesn't matter here

[Jestgar]

My roomie told me he was going out for cigarettes. I asked him to take my truck and fill it up 'cause the gas station there is cheaper. 5 minutes later the phone rings. Conversation goes something like this:

Thanks a lot!

OH NO!

I didn't make it to the gas station

:lol: Where are you? (OK, this has to have been the stupidest question possible: there' s only one road off the island.)

:angry: I'm on the road.

:lol: :lol: OK I'll be right there

:angry: I'm before the bridge

I'll be right there

:superiorface: Good thing you weren't driving, you wouldn't have known what to do.

I'll be right there

<hang up>

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yah, I pretty much would have been clueless if my vehicle had suddenly stopped running and the gauge said empty

[Green12]

sh-eye-t!!!

Perfect spelling! Much more specific and exact than "shight"

Did you get lost having tea? You never came back Wandered away again with the little people under the stairs I suppose......

Just had no silly in me & it feels additionally depressing to try to force it.

Better now (but for no good reason :exasperatedface: )

Oh Tom You don't have to be silly all the time in the silly thread. Believe me, I am not

Glad you feel better though

Ok........it was well worth the AM 'jitters'

MAMA MIA..............OMG............I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'VE ENJOYED A MOVIE SO MUCH.........PURE EXCAPE AND HAPPY AND ............GREAT MUSIC.

tAPPING MY TOES AND FEET AND FINGERS ..........FOR 1: 48 MINUTES.

MERYL sTREEP IS OUTSTANDING.

sO.........THE nornal world ain't so scary and the converstion over lunch was the best.

politics, gardening, books.........all my favorite things.

so.............HAPPY I WENT AND TOOK MY FOOD.

Judy, I am so glad you went and had such a fabulous time!!!!!!!!

well I fit right here with the spelling........ since i can't spell at all............ it seems it doesn't matter here

Nope, no spelling police here! Mispelled words are phunny

[Green12]

Thanks a lot!

OH NO!

I didn't make it to the gas station

:lol: Where are you? (OK, this has to have been the stupidest question possible: there' s only one road off the island.)

:angry: I'm on the road.

:lol: :lol: OK I'll be right there

:angry: I'm before the bridge

I'll be right there

:superiorface: Good thing you weren't driving, you wouldn't have known what to do.

I'll be right there

<hang up>

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Jess, this is hysterical! Loved the addition of the emoticons to the dramatic interpretation.

Standing ovation!!!

[elye]

Morning, Sillies!

Well, I'm post-boob-hoist wedding.

Ended up wearing a VERY old bra from the back of my drawer (honestly, over 20 years old...I bought it when I started university ) that has a low enough back, but the front was, at times, visible, as the dress is low-cut (gawd, sound like quite the skank, now don't I? ). Pinning the dress to the bra at the neckline just didn't work, so I marched into the church and hall afterward deciding I just did not care if it showed now and then.

It showed regularly. Every pic that was taken of me/us, there was my white lacy bra top screaming at everyone.

I'd go to the bathroom, there it was in the mirror.

By 10:00, I was suddenly not caring, and started ALL consequential conversations with "Okay, my brassiere is showing all the time, I'm fully aware of it, and it's all good. You should show a hint of your undergarments, actually".

Gawd.

And good news spread across the land- Sara's mum has lovely lungs, Patti's got a pretty liver, Judy ventured into the world of the normals and survived and Jess's furry roommate is now a citizen (is HE they yeti?)!!!!!!!

Yes, this is all so good! Except perhaps for the fact that Jess's roommate is furry. Is he from a country where the individuals grow a great deal of hair?

How can one have Open Original Shared Link and be that skinny and not fallover when you stand up?

I always wonder this when I see Dolly Parton now. You wanna talk impossibly top-heavy......

'So I just switched the heads.'

GAAAHH!! Big guffaw....thanks, Uncle Ray!

Perfect spelling! Much more specific and exact than "shight"

Shee-ight? Shyte? They're ALL phunny!

[jerseyangel]

Well, I'm post-boob-hoist wedding.

Ah---going with the flow......love it! I'm thinking it got easier after a glass or two of wine?? Actually, it's au courant to let a bit of the lacy underpinning show.

As soon as I woke up, I went in and got me laptop to see how the boob hoist went--what does this say about me life??

[Judyin Philly]

Great news everyone.

So happy to see folks..........GETTING THEIR GROVES BACK..........

CONGRATS ON LETTING THE ...BOOBS.......FLY IN THE WIND.

See --- It helps to never throw something away never know when you'll need it

hugs all

Judy

[elye]

Ah---going with the flow......love it! I'm thinking it got easier after a glass or two of wine?? Actually, it's au courant to let a bit of the lacy underpinning show.

It's so true....actually, there were a number of teenaged girls there wearing essentially bras with some sheer material hanging from the bottom, about to mi-quad. These are, apparently, called "dresses".

As soon as I woke up, I went in and got me laptop to see how the boob hoist went--what does this say about me life??

THIS is so true, also, Patti! I think about your decorating projects, yer enzymes, how Allo is doing.....why Ptaoughmghmn hasn't checked in, how Shouzle's managing, Sarah's household, the various vacations..... . .all of this as I lie abed in the night or in the early am.....

[nikki-uk]

Did you get lost having tea? You never came back Wandered away again with the little people under the stairs I suppose......

Yes I did didn't I

I dunno what occurs when that happens ....I must have got caught up in that time sucking vortex called 'life' (hate it when that happens )........like an alien abduction (withOUT probing thankyou veddy much ) I don't really remember the specifics......just get the occasional flashback

Hoorah for Judy making it out to the flicks with the normals

Sarah!! Good news about yer Mum's lungs!

Emily has a 20 yr old bra that ain't grEy!!!.......I must commend you EMILY!!!!

Double Sven session today and I am knackered ....power nap needed.......

[elye]

Emily has a 20 yr old bra that ain't grEy!!!.......I must commend you EMILY!!!!

Well.........actually, it ain't really white anymore, either..........rather a light, storm-cloud, creamy sort of greyish......

Double Sven session today and I am knackered ....power nap needed.......

Nickerler!! Double Sven?! What in hell are you doing? You're a crazy woman.

Any blisters?

[jerseyangel]

Boy, this place is a ghost town today

It's (yet) another hot one here --94 right now.

Ugh--don't feel like doing nuthin'.....going to grill steaks in a little while and call it dinner

Em's 20 year old bra--I'm jealous that it still fits!