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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Oooooooooohhhh, Jess's av......her eyeball just keeps following me......... everywhere.......! :blink::lol:

Whose turn was it to watch Emily??!!?? Who left the door unlocked and let her escape from Sillyville??!!?? Don't you remember what happened last time?? . . . the Care Bear Debacle of '07???

:lol::lol:

I know, I know.....I'm back.....what a heady experience, cruising the forum, attempting to discipline meself and remain strictly UNsilly. Have the same struggle at home, at important work meetings, at church, the doctor's office..... . .Hell, anywhere can be silly! :rolleyes:

Hey! I now have new emoticons in my window, ones nobody uses like him -_- and him :mellow: . What does this mean?? Is this a disciplinary action, put forth for my travelling sillily to other threads? What does it all mean??................


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Not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed? :lol: :lol: I think I'm a gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!

mmmmmm beach house

What? You gonna eat that? :P

Political aside- Paris for President is HYS-ter-ectomical!!!!!!!!!! Honestly, I'm so bummed about this election that I want to vote for John Stewart. He's cute, smart and funny. I don't like any politicians anymore.

Would you guys vote for me? Hmmmm

BUBBA FOR PRESIDENT

There
Green12 Enthusiast

Sillies, sorry to make some of you think I was upset and leaving never to come back to Sillyville. That was not the intention of my post. My comments really go back to the hubub (hubbub? hu-bubba?) with the Glutenease thread. I haven't even read the other thread where vaccinations are being discussed, only the posts here joking about vaccinations.

Of course when it comes to vaccinations it is personal for me, but I realize it is a controversial issue with many different opinions and just because I stand on one side of the fence doesn't mean I don't respect where someone else might stand, and I would never force my opinions and choices onto everyone else.

My point really, and what I didn't agree with, was the discussing and making light of other members (and/or their posts ) here in the Silly thread. I know as a community we aren't going to all agree on every topic, we all have had different experiences, different health issues, and different approaches to treating them, but I'd like to think that what unifies us all is being a part of this wonderful community and respecting each other as members.

Alex, I hope you aren't leaving. I'm sorry if you felt I was singling you out with my post. We both represent the different ends of the vaccination issue, showing that there isn't one or the other, right or wrong. It's kind of a beautiful thing in today's world where everything has to be either black or white and nothing in between.

I realize I am the hugest Pollyanna to have walked the face of this earth :embarrassedface:

Green12 Enthusiast

Jess is the all-seeing eye

Mtndog Collaborator
Sillies, sorry to make some of you think I was upset and leaving never to come back to Sillyville.

I realize I am the hugest Pollyanna to have walked the face of this earth :embarrassedface:

Yay!!!!!!!!!!! She's back!!!!!! And NOT a Pollyanna- you are right- we need to be kinder. :wub:

Jestgar Rising Star
you are right- we need to be kinder. :wub:

oooh, tough edict.

I'm gonna resist unless it becomes a royal decree.

curlyfries Contributor
Lisa, you can hit the report button when you see something.

Where is it??? :unsure:

Whose turn was it to watch Emily??!!?? Who left the door unlocked and let her escape from Sillyville??!!?? Don't you remember what happened last time?? . . . the Care Bear Debacle of '07???

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

like...picking your nose? :huh:

yeah.....pretty much :rolleyes:

Hey there- all you yogis and yoginis.....have you seen these? Open Original Shared Link

I love "I may be Zen but I'll kick your butt!" and "Wait till you see my downward dog" :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Now I have to take off MY shirt and tell you what it says :ph34r: .........not kidding. :P ............don't have it memorized :huh: ............hold on :rolleyes: ...................................

Interpreters do it:

orally, manually

simultaneously,

consecutively,

hourly (2 hour minimum)

in groups, one on one,

legally, professionally

and always...

confidentially!

Don't think I'll wear it to school, though :lol:


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elye Community Regular

Hi, Julie! :biggrouphugallaroundface:

oooh, tough edict.

I'm gonna resist unless it becomes a royal decree.

We would expect absolutely NUTTIN' less from ya, Jess! ;):lol:

Speaking of Royal Decrees....check out our page count.....5 more to go.......

Where is our Descending Monarch? She should be makin' a farewell speech, er sumfin'.....

Mtndog Collaborator

Holy POOPY Cow- just read that Glutenease thread- now I know why I stay in sillyville :ph34r:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

People I feel like an incredible dork! We go to our training which ended early YEA!!!! and my coworker goes to sit down next to me so I go to move my styrofoam cup of water, it is the largest size....well my nails/fingers went through and water cascaded everywhere!!! Talk about excess Phluids!!!! I was soo red....plus it was filled since I filled it for the meeting....

I do love my coworkers, I was in the lab when the email went through saysing lunch was provided and it would be pizza....they stormed the meeting coordinator and when I came back there were a few bucks on my desk out of the lunch fund so I could go buy a salad @ the cafeteria...thoughtful! That was very nice of them.

elye Community Regular
Now I have to take off MY shirt and tell you what it says :ph34r: .........not kidding. :P ............don't have it memorized

Don't think I'll wear it to school, though :lol:

:lol::lol: Oh, GREAT shirt, Lisa!!

Whoa.......hourly??! :blink:

Mtndog Collaborator
:lol::lol: Oh, GREAT shirt, Lisa!!

Whoa.......hourly??! :blink:

You mean Patti's never heard of Sting's tantric love techniques? :lol: I belive he claims 7 hours :ph34r:

Lisa- That IS a great shirt.

Uncle ray is in da house:

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a

beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an

hour of gathering up his courage, he finally

goes over to her and asks, tentatively, 'Um,

would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?'

She responds by yelling, at the top of her

lungs, 'NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!'

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely

embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to

him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says,

'I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm

a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying

how people respond to embarrassing situations.'

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs,

'What do you mean $200?'

curlyfries Contributor
'What do you mean $200?'

:lol::lol::lol:

Touche`!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Love the Paris Hilton video........

Yes, I'd vote for Bev/Bubba for president...........um, I know we're not supposed to talk about this here (as if we play by THOSE rules :lol: )....don't you guys think we're pretty much SCREWED, no matter WHO is elected president? :unsure:

Julie! Yer not a pollyanna. :) Just a sweet girl.

Uncle Ray :lol:

forgot EVERYTHING else. :mellow:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Yes, I'd vote for Bev/Bubba for president...........um, I know we're not supposed to talk about this here (as if we play by THOSE rules :lol: )....don't you guys think we're pretty much SCREWED, no matter WHO is elected president? :unsure:

Me thinks we might....we need someone who will fix our economy....I read a CNN article where even upper-class people were feeling the pinch and are cutting back spending.....

Jestgar Rising Star
Love the Paris Hilton video........

Yes, I'd vote for Bev/Bubba for president...........um, I know we're not supposed to talk about this here (as if we play by THOSE rules :lol: )....don't you guys think we're pretty much SCREWED, no matter WHO is elected president? :unsure:

Julie! Yer not a pollyanna. :) Just a sweet girl.

Uncle Ray :lol:

forgot EVERYTHING else. :mellow:

Bubba would TOTALLY knock them all on their heinies (especially with her...board of advisors :rolleyes: )

elye Community Regular
Bubba would TOTALLY knock them all on their heinies (especially with her...board of advisors :rolleyes: )

Yes!! A Magnificent Psilly Board of Advisors! Perfect for the White House.......

We'd have to arrange a lot of Parade Days...... :lol:;)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Yes!! A Magnificent Psilly Board of Advisors! Perfect for the White House.......

We'd have to arrange a lot of Parade Days...... :lol:;)

Oh just imagine the Inaugural Ball . . . I bet Chuck Norris would come.

Jestgar Rising Star

and all those care bears

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

and the Marshmallows being phlung in the air!!!!!

Mtndog Collaborator
Yes!! A Magnificent Psilly Board of Advisors! Perfect for the White House.......

We'd have to arrange a lot of Parade Days...... :lol:;)

:lol::ph34r:

Oh just imagine the Inaugural Ball . . . I bet Chuck Norris would come.

And the Yeti (no pharkin care bears!!!!!!!!!!!)

LET's Do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My new campaign slogan!

(wasn't Clinton's nickname Bubba? The only cigars in this Crazy White House will be the ones we smoke whilst we sip our cosmos and mojitos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

I miss the Care Bears, super soakers, marshmallows, Chuck Norris, and Yeti-led parades..... :lol:

Yes, all sillies can just move into the White House, right, Bevel? ;)

nightly psummits w/ movies, popcorn, absinthe, all kinds of silly banter, adn the chef making us gluten-free treats galore..........

:)

OMG sillies guess what..........

Well, many of you know taht I have a self-imposed rule of No Expanded Cable.......because, well, I would just watch too much HGTV, Food Porn, everything.

So.....I've been seeing these ad-VERT-iz-ments for this AT&T package w/ phone/wireless internet/ and TV.....and then yesterday a nice gal phoned me about the very same.

So........now.......I"m gettin' me the package.......wif 100 channels.......phone, wireless, etc. - - for just SLIGHTLY LESS than I'm now paying for phone/computer services AND basic cable...... :ph34r:

Gawd help me......I just know that I'm goign to watch Tori and Dean in Hollywood...... :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

sooo.... still havin' a good time in that fungus/cancer thread :blink:

Darn210 Enthusiast
sooo.... still havin' a good time in that fungus/cancer thread :blink:

In a whiney sing-song kid voice . . . Emily started it!!!

But Jess, I must say, your molecularly biologiness is quite impressive and you should have a special, honoUrary PHD of Psilly . . . perhaps Queen Nickerler would bestow one on you . . . or maybe President Bubba.

Green12 Enthusiast
Hey there- all you yogis and yoginis.....have you seen these? Open Original Shared Link

:lol::lol: Those are great Bev!!!!!! Me likes the "Can somebody please untwist me" :lol:

You have a great attitude about what is ahead with your lyme treatment, I'm rooting for you all the way!!!

Interpreters do it:

orally, manually

simultaneously,

consecutively,

hourly (2 hour minimum)

in groups, one on one,

legally, professionally

and always...

confidentially!

:lol: Lisa, great shirt!

:biggrouphugallaroundface:

Emily, I am trying to picture what a big group hug all around face might look like........you might need to capture the feeling and emotion in a painting, or perhaps Bev could do an interpretive dance?

Yes, I'd vote for Bev/Bubba for president...........um, I know we're not supposed to talk about this here (as if we play by THOSE rules :lol: )....don't you guys think we're pretty much SCREWED, no matter WHO is elected president? :unsure:

BUBBA for President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um yes, I do think possibly we are all going to hell in a handbasket (I kid!, maybe? :unsure: ), although the book I am reading right now says we are already in hell :lol:

Now I will refrain from making any more political statements or endorsements :lol:

Gawd help me......I just know that I'm goign to watch Tori and Dean in Hollywood...... :lol:

Tori and Dean in Hollywood is a really good show......... :lol:

YAY, expanded cable for the Soozle!!!!! I am quite giddy over this! Now you will understand what I am talking about when I mention the stupid shows I watch, I'm dragging you down with me :lol:

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