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Jestgar Rising Star
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Years and years ago I went to a class on transfecting plants that was at a PA college/university and I swear the name of the town was College-something.

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jerseyangel Proficient
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Years and years ago I went to a class on transfecting plants that was at a PA college/university and I swear the name of the town was College-something.

Oh--maybe Penn State? It's in State College, PA.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Oh--maybe Penn State? It's in State College, PA.

You're so sharp!!

I remember eating a lot of ice cream here Open Original Shared Link

elye Community Regular
elye
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Bev - - gold medal recipient in Free-style Skee-ball....... :D

Better look over yer shoulder, Bev, in the body piercing event...... . . . you've got your picc line history, but I've got a lifetime of twice, oft thrice-daily insulin injections...!

Yes, a veritable pin-cushion........ <_<:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
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Yes, a veritable pin-cushion........ <_<:rolleyes:

True--if yer talkin' cumulative, Em's definately gonna have the edge. ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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If you want to see some amazing talent, google this lady from the 'I work in a bakery' thread

I don't have a website, but you can find some of my competition cakes online by googling my name, Lori Cossou. I've also been on food network, so you might see me there occasionally. (I hope it's okay to put this info out. I'm new to this and don't want to get into trouble!) Thank you for your help and you're interest in my art!
Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Boy you guys are 'chatty' today......lots of time to catch up on the 'silly news'

I feel compelled to add that since that photo I've lost like 25 pounds, cut my hair and had it highlighted, and discovered that monks are all talk and no action :P

cangrats..........Jess

Well then, Miss Jess, we need a new picture and as for the monks....it's their loss :D
it's their loss :lol::lol: Good one Patti

Yes!! This is a terrific spectator sport. Patti and Mark entered this Olympic competition as a pair, and won a gold medal. :lol:;)

I still have the shot of me by my toilet. This could be Olympic, I'm certain.......somehow....

:lol::lol:

you son is soooooooooooooo cute.

handsome......if he reads it......... ;)

by all means ...........navagating Philly could sure be an olympic event........even pottie runs......... :lol:

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Sillies I swear I am hair-challenged....I wanted one of those curling irons with the spiral thing on it for making curls in hair, my sister uses one all the time and the curls stay put and she too has thick hair like me. So for my birthday my mom got my the curling iron. Last night I tried playing around cause I wanted to do something new for work today......yep didn't work out. I cannot ever make meself look like the chicks on the box.....its frustrating....

and I had the worst gas pains today......I was at work and no matter what bathroom I went into people were there.....there is nothing worse than a trapped Phart! I finally found a private potty and sqwatted and let it go! I know what a mannerly girl, but you got to do what you got to do!

jerseyangel Proficient
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and I had the worst gas pains today......I was at work and no matter what bathroom I went into people were there.....there is nothing worse than a trapped Phart! I finally found a private potty and sqwatted and let it go! I know what a mannerly girl, but you got to do what you got to do!

Yeah--been there <_< Have ya ever tried to walk away and have one sneak out :ph34r: Jeesh--talk about embarassing......

Darn210 Enthusiast
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OK, here's mine - picking up elderly Italian monks

Must have been the glittery eyes!!

. . . and discovered that monks are all talk and no action :P

:lol::lol: even worse if you considered that the monk had taken a vow of silence.

Darn210 Enthusiast
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From me mum . . .

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does..

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

elye Community Regular
elye
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even worse if you considered that the monk had taken a vow of silence.

...And that infamous vow of celibacy......... <_<:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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I feel compelled to add that since that photo I've lost like 25 pounds, cut my hair and had it highlighted, and discovered that monks are all talk and no action :P

:lol:

Yes, we want to see the new hair cut, color and the rewards of yer Edna!!!

I wanna Wegmans!!!! :(:( What is wrong with this country? There are NO Wegmans here. :angry:

Hmmmmm.......photos of us in Olympic posture? Gad.

I still have the shot of me by my toilet. This could be Olympic, I'm certain.......somehow....

:lol::lol:

:lol::lol:

We don't have Wegmans out west either, I don't even have Trader Joes :angry: I'm stuck here in the middle only with ma Whole Foods.......

Tee hee- we can make up our OWN Olympic sports :D;)

We can come up with some good ones, like for intance I say Janet's avatar gets the gold for staring down the competition :lol:

If you want to see some amazing talent, google this lady from the 'I work in a bakery' thread

I would love to but that would just make me want to eat cake, and I can't eat cake. POOPY COW!!!!

Sillies I swear I am hair-challenged....I wanted one of those curling irons with the spiral thing on it for making curls in hair, my sister uses one all the time and the curls stay put and she too has thick hair like me. So for my birthday my mom got my the curling iron. Last night I tried playing around cause I wanted to do something new for work today......yep didn't work out. I cannot ever make meself look like the chicks on the box.....its frustrating....

I have a solution, we will just switch hair!! I am forever wanting to straighten mine, but I don't have the patience :lol:

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

All of them hysterical and so true, but these two really made me giggle!!!

The synchronized diving this evening got me thinking, when did that become a part of the Olympics?? And who thought that up?? Did a diver say, you know what would really be fun?? Two divers diving in unison.......

elye Community Regular
elye
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Morning, Sillies!

Just made my bi-annual appointment with my endo.....fantastic man who I've been with for 25 years (he must be retiring soon - - gad) and I've been told that he is now practicing in his house. :huh: So his wife (a nurse, and his secretary/assistant for a number of years now) gave me the address to their home and instructed, "just knock on the front door and come on in. Jaan will be in the living room, just to the left of the front hallway"..... :huh:

I wonder if his examining table is in there, between the buffet and love seats......

Do they have all the eye charts and detailed posters of the gastrointestinal system hung around the fireplace? Cannot wait to see this........ :rolleyes::lol:

The synchronized diving this evening got me thinking, when did that become a part of the Olympics?? And who thought that up?? Did a diver say, you know what would really be fun?? Two divers diving in unison.......

:lol::lol: Julie, I was thinking just the same thing....it has struck me as rather amusing. I've always thought this about the luge... .. . what were they thinking, thirty years ago?

Let's have ONE guy, and make him LIE DOWN on the sled. Wait! Better - - we'll also have a DOUBLE, where TWO GUYS lie on the sled, one above the other!"

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Morning Sillies...Lucky went for 2 days without throwing up, but then threw up overnight but when he did a huge hairball came up, so we are keeping our fingers crossed that this was causing it.

Another Tuesday...blah!

It was still cool and chilly like out this morning.

We did a drive-by at the other house last night, it does have potential. John said he would need to get them down to 90,000 in that range but it is do-able. Now there is outside work that we saw that needs to be addressed as well. Hopefully this could work out.

If not there were other potentials we did see last night.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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JULIE

The synchronized diving this evening got me thinking, when did that become a part of the Olympics?? And who thought that up?? Did a diver say, you know what would really be fun?? Two divers diving in unison.......

:lol: GOOD ONE JULIE....LOVE THAT EVENT

Morning, Sillies!

I wonder if his examining table is in there, between the buffet and love seats......

Do they have all the eye charts and detailed posters of the gastrointestinal system hung around the fireplace? Cannot wait to see this........

:lol: CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR ABOUT OUR APT

Morning Sillies...Lucky went for 2 days without throwing up, but then threw up overnight but when he did a huge hairball came up, so we are keeping our fingers crossed that this was causing it.

If not there were other potentials we did see last night.

GOOD FOR LUCKY...BET THAT WAS IT

CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHAT ELSE YOU SAW LAST NITE

BOY LIKED THE ONE YOU POSTED BUT ALOT OF WORK TOBE SURE

HAVE A GREAT DAY FOLKS.

JUDY

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Mornin' Sillies B)

Hey Bev--I meant to tell you I loved your pictures!! :D Looked at all of 'em yesterday--just beautiful.....I really feel that you and I have very similar sensibilities :)

And similar sensitivities :lol:

Em.....leave it to you to have a doc that sees you in his home :lol: Can't wait to hear all about this one!! :P

Amanda--all this renovation talk is making me mouth water! :rolleyes: Such excitement!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
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Amanda--all this renovation talk is making me mouth water! :rolleyes: Such excitement!!

Patti--I might enlist you into the help crew then ;)

So far my mom has said she would come spend a week and help me do stuff I will def. recruit her for painting.

Jen said she would help do anything

Larry & John's dad are the handymen

So thats my crew for now....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Twould be a lot of phun. Amanda! :D

You should (after you purchase the house) contact HGTV and see if they'd be interested in helping with a room or two. ;) Who knows--they have to have homes to make all those shows.....

elye Community Regular
elye
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We did a drive-by at the other house last night, it does have potential. John said he would need to get them down to 90,000 in that range but it is do-able. Now there is outside work that we saw that needs to be addressed as well. Hopefully this could work out.

If not there were other potentials we did see last night.

Amanda! House-hunting is SO exciting...and this one looks great, because the main criteria has been met - - there will be room for us Sillies to descend on you and sleep over for a weekend. Now, Susie having her own room may be tough to deliver.......as will the Roman slave-men.... :lol:

I barely comprehend that you can buy a big, two-story house for $100,000.00 where you are. This house, if it were in our suburbs and needed that work, would be asking about $275,000.000. It is CRAZY here. Thank gawd we bought all those years ago......

Good news about Lucky! Gus is fine, now. I am noticing my post count, however...... . . and I have FOUR animals here who can suddenly be producing vomit........(Gad, and TWO kids!!) :huh::lol:

Hey Bev--I meant to tell you I loved your pictures!! :D Looked at all of 'em yesterday--just beautiful.....I really feel that you and I have very similar sensibilities :)

WHAT pictures?? I wanna see! What'd I miss? :rolleyes: Did I Bev our Bev? :huh:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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WHAT pictures?? I wanna see! What'd I miss? :rolleyes: Did I Bev our Bev? :huh:

me too :blink::huh::unsure:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Twould be a lot of phun. Amanda! :D

You should (after you purchase the house) contact HGTV and see if they'd be interested in helping with a room or two. ;) Who knows--they have to have homes to make all those shows.....

WONDERFUL IDEA PATTI

I barely comprehend that you can buy a big, two-story house for $100,000.00 where you are. This house, if it were in our suburbs and needed that work, would be asking about $275,000.000. It is CRAZY here. Thank gawd we bought all those years ago......

Good news about Lucky! Gus is fine, now. I am noticing my post count, however...... . . and I have FOUR animals here who can suddenly be producing vomit........(Gad, and TWO kids!!) :huh::lol:

------WOOPS SCREWD UP BIG TIME______________________ :blink:

EMILY.....AGREED.

CAN'T BELIVE THE DIFFERENCE IN PRICES AND WE AREN'T THAT FAR FROM AMANDA.

NEW HOUSES AT THE TOP OF OUR STREET.........LEVELED 7 ACRES OF BEAUTIFUL TREES.....LEFT 8 AND THESE HOUSES ARE GOING FOR 600.000+ ON A POSTAGE SIZE LOT RIGHT ON TOP OF NEIGHBORS.

OF COURSE OUR HOUSES WENT UP IN VALUE BUT WE HAVE A TINY ITTY BITTY CAPE BUT ON A NICE BIG LOT.

and I have FOUR animals here who can suddenly be producing vomit........(Gad, and TWO kids!!) :huh::lol: :lol: GHAWWWD

WHAT pictures?? I wanna see! What'd I miss? :rolleyes: Did I Bev our Bev? :huh:

ME 3.........WANTA SEE PICTURES.

IS THERE IS LINK HERE BEV.???

JUDY

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
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Yes, there is room for my sillies and I saw the yard and there is room for a big gathering as well :) It will be a big silly picnic :) and for some of my out of the area sillies we can do a Weggies trip so you can enjoy what Patti, Judy and I can everytime we shop :)

HGTV--now there is an idea!!! Good thinking Patteigh!!!!

I might ask you all for decorting ideas....

Roman Slaves...sorry no slaves or Bedays...the toliet besides the toliet that rich woman have in their homes to wash their Hmmm-Hmm's after they tinkle....

I can try for some skee-ball machines in the basement though, its a stretch....If I have a big yard I might want a trampoline though. I have always wanted one of those. Might break a bone one of these days but still love those things.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Here's what you can get on BI for less than $225,000

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(I'd like to point out that that's a parking spot...)

But if you have a little extra cash, this is available

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Or we could all chip in

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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Here's what you can get on BI for less than $225,000

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(I'd like to point out that that's a parking spot...)

But if you have a little extra cash, this is available

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Or we could all chip in

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IS SAYS $25.000 AND 0 BEDROOMS.

DO I HAVE THE RIGHT APT BUILDING IN THE SITE?

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