The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

Okay.....time to change my av. Those guys just do NOT do it for me anymore........

[blueeyedmanda]

Okay.....time to change my av. Those guys just do NOT do it for me anymore........

they are not doin it phur me either....

Its like men with Mullets.....who do they think will crawl into bed with them.....Not I!

[Jestgar]

they are not doin it phur me either....

Its like men with Mullets.....who do they think will crawl into bed with them.....Not I!

:lol: :lol:

[Mtndog]

Gianknit- Did they put a ballcock in yer knee? :P

No . . . I think humoUr is attractive . . . and he's got loads of it . . . of course, I think Jon Lovitz is heelarryus, too and don't find him attractive at all . . . guess there's a bit more to it.

Jon Stewart :wub:

Our next Edna?

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OMGAWD- I am SO going on The Michael Phelps Edna- he's so cute!!!!!!!!! I would have invited him over for dinner but uhm...he'd eat me outta house and home.

At a Jimmy Cliff concert a few years ago, I got to meet him (he kissed me on the cheek!). Invited him over for dinner. He politely declined

Oh dear gawd- here I am getting lost again. I came on to post some pics to cheer you all up and warm the cockles of yer 'arts (read: ENTICE YOU TO VISIT)

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Pt II in one moment

[Mtndog]

OK- here's what all the adults were singing in VT around the fire (cause I had just watched Meatballs with Bill Murray.

WE are the PITs so pity us -----------(Parents-in-Training)

The kids are brats,

the food is hideous.

We're gonna smoke and drink

And fool around

We're nookie bound

We are the Camp Champ CITs----------------(this year's theme was Champ- the Loch ness monster of lake Champlain)

I LOVE Meatballs! Alas, Bill Murray and Will Ferrel are NOT on my list :lol:

[jerseyangel]

Bev--I've always loved that picture of you in Vermont--the one that is titled "Happy Bev".

Great pics!!

[Green12]

Ohhh and I forgot Anthony Lapalgia on my laminate list too! He was a cutie in Empire Records!

I loved that movie Empire Records!

LOVE the rest of 'em.......Brad Pitt WAS a hottie back then.........but I don't carry teh torch for any former hotties.....I mean, I"m looking at yer av's and not swooning a'tall......I am SOOOOOOOO over those guys. I mean, mygawd, if I still liked my old swoon/crushes, I'd have a picture of PHONZIE up there. :lol: and, EWWW.

eh, Brad Pitt doesn't do it for me anymore either. When he was in LOTF, holy smokes!!!! And Troy.

PHONZIE

You do have a point about former torches, look at my Corey Haim now And gah!! I would have had John Taylor of Duran Duran on there.

Still thinking on my current list, I like a variety of men. I find humour attractive too Janet, I LOVE phunnie guys like Adam Sandler and Kevin James.

Saw an Andy Gibb concert in junior high - now HE was a hottie.

There is something about the Gibb men, well Barry and Andy anyway....and Maurice a little bit in his own way.

SILLIES - I am losing my mind. My OWN HOUSE KEY is NOT on my key chain. Um, where in hell is it? the lady from the auto shop dropped me off, I went to unlock my front door......no key.

quite the brain twister.......when did I take it off the ring? why? who has it? Confounding, I tell you.

Ok if all else fails try this. I am reading the prequel to Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood and they mention St Anthony's Prayer for Lost Objects......St Anthony St Anthony won't you look around, something has been lost and it must be found. Maybe it only works if you are Catholic, not sure

Yes!! Leif Garret, Bay City Rollers......my daughter gets this mag now and then (still in print!). I wonder if she swoons like I did. I hear her and her 15 year-old girlfriends in her room, laughing and screeching with her pile of mags.......love to be a phly on that wall..........

That magazine is still around?!

Gawd, I was such a dork I used to cut out all the pictures and put them in a photo album

Yep. We Canucks sure know how to make y'all laugh.......but we sure as hell don't know how to win any @!*!!#@#!*! medals........

You kick everyone's butt in the Winter Olympics though.

If he got back to you, did he tell you about how he waived at me Did he

Patti

[Green12]

Emily, love yer avatar! He looks like a contender

Its like men with Mullets.....who do they think will crawl into bed with them.....Not I!

Oh dear gawd- here I am getting lost again. I came on to post some pics to cheer you all up and warm the cockles of yer 'arts (read: ENTICE YOU TO VISIT)

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Great pics Bevy!!!

[Judyin Philly]

GAWWWWWWWD finally got caught up.

Amanda- :wub: I wasn't on last night so I didn't get to read this. It's beautiful.

Families are a bond you share that is unbreakable, it can withstand the goodtimes and bad and your family will always be there to pick you up when you fall, or when you lose your way on the beaten path. One thing that I have learned about families is there is not always a blood connection. I have quite the extended family, and my Phamily comes from as close as 2 hrs away in PA, to my family on the East Coast where the lighthouses guide the incoming ships, to the Midwest where tornados and flat land are plenty, to the Wst Coast where there is beautiful hiking, they also extend up into Canada where winter is downright COLD and across the pond to Europe where I would love to visit. My family bond I have with these members continues to grow stronger and everyday I am reminded how thankful I am to know such wonderful pholks! I dont know what I would do without you guys, but I am sure glad I have you!

Friends may come and go but Sillies are Forever!!!!!!! :wub:

meant to comment last nite. made me a tad teary i might add

Yep-wrote this because after the events that transpired yesterday it just made me think of all you and what you have done for me and each other. We are always looking out for our sillies!

ah your the best

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SILLIES - I am losing my mind. My OWN HOUSE KEY is NOT on my key chain. Um, where in hell is it? the lady from the auto shop dropped me off, I went to unlock my front door......no key.

quite the brain twister.......when did I take it off the ring? why? who has it? Confounding, I tell you.

did you find your keys????

how did you do yesterday at the orientation? did you 2 pass?

Got thumbs up from the doc and PT . . . don't have to go back unless I need sumptin!!! YaY Me!!

great happy news.......

we need some 'happy'

Judy

[Darn210]

I guess I'm off to go google some trees. My crabapple is too close to the house (previous owners ) and also had some drainage issues there that are fixed now but I think it did the tree in . . . too wet for too long. I need to replace it (at a respectable distance).

Judy, expert gardener, know anything about trees? I've got conflicting opinion. I was going to put in a Dogwood tree (my fave) and have been told that it will do fine and have been told not to do it there. It would get a lot of sun. (I think we're in zone 5 if that helps). I'm not wanting anything that gets too big 25' by 25' or so.

BAHHHHH .l . . must find a spot for a Dogwood!!!!

[blueeyedmanda]

Julie not only is Empire Records good but I have to say Dazed and Confused is another one of my favorites.

[elye]

Still thinking on my current list, I like a variety of men. I find humour attractive too Janet, I LOVE phunnie guys like Adam Sandler and Kevin James.

Do you know who is my new hero? Quite incredible as we talk about rock stars from our past......this guy has never done a thing for me, never even liked his singing....but I now just love him - - he's caustically, subtly heelarryus, very intelligent, clean (no drugs/booze....dunno about the dirt-free clean, but he looks like he'd smell okay, now).........

GENE SIMMONS!

There is something so........unabashedly PHUNNY, and cheesily charming, about his reality show. And he remains the phunniest thing on TV at that time.

Gad, who'da thunk?

Gawd, I was such a dork I used to cut out all the pictures and put them in a photo album

I hear ya, Jules......they used to be plastered up on my locker door.

Hey! Why wasn't I ever putting any of them in Walmart frames?

Judy, expert gardener, know anything about trees? I've got conflicting opinion. I was going to put in a Dogwood tree (my fave) and have been told that it will do fine and have been told not to do it there. It would get a lot of sun. (I think we're in zone 5 if that helps). I'm not wanting anything that gets too big 25' by 25' or so.

If you're googling, check out the Japanese Maple.Two summers ago we put one in our back corner. Lots of sun, and it is flourishing. They are apparently very hardy trees.....they tolerate drought periods as well as a lot of moisture, and they grow to 25', with a nice canopy. Ours has red leaves.....quite lovely.

[Judyin Philly]

Janet..Emily..will do some research.

i have a pink dogwood i have to move to more sun

yes zone 5 helps i'm in 6.

back later and ...............if i forget remind me.

you'll never guess what thread i've been on.............. who would have guess it?

prudy me.

judy

[jerseyangel]

If you're googling, check out the Japanese Maple.Two summers ago we put one in our back corner. Lots of sun, and it is flourishing. They are apparently very hardy trees.....they tolerate drought periods as well as a lot of moisture, and they grow to 25', with a nice canopy. Ours has red leaves.....quite lovely.

Those are very nice. We had one at our former house in the back yard--the owners before us put it in, and it did well the whole 7+ years we lived there. It got the morning sun.

[jerseyangel]

you'll never guess what thread i've been on.............. who would have guess it?

prudy me.

judy

Hee--I saw you over there

[Darn210]

If you're googling, check out the Japanese Maple.Two summers ago we put one in our back corner. Lots of sun, and it is flourishing. They are apparently very hardy trees.....they tolerate drought periods as well as a lot of moisture, and they grow to 25', with a nice canopy. Ours has red leaves.....quite lovely.

Yes, I do like those, too (probably my second fave) . . . we have one in the front yard so I was looking for something different. Plus, the previous owners so totally overplanted this yard that I haven't been able to put in what I want. We've only be removing trees and bushes as they get too big for the locations they are in and we have to thin them out - leaving no room to put anything new in. People are flabbergasted when I tell them that we have removed over 3 dozen bushes and probably about 6 trees since we have moved in . . . they look like this . . . . . . then look around to see if they can tell where they were . . . and they can't.

My googling shows that I can plant a Dogwood in full sun . . . and that's what I'm gonna do, dammit!!!

[Darn210]

you'll never guess what thread i've been on.............. who would have guess it?

prudy me.

judy

- yes, I was gonna tell on you - tell everyone that we may have lost our Judy to the OS thread -

[Judyin Philly]

- yes, I was gonna tell on you - tell everyone that we may have lost our Judy to the OS thread -

yes, well what can i say

it's all out there for god's sake.....my name right there as a poster.

i'm hoping the old adage......can't teach a old dog new tricks........ doesn't relate to old ladies.

[elye]

yes, well what can i say

it's all out there for god's sake.....my name right there as a poster.

i'm hoping the old adage......can't teach a old dog new tricks........ doesn't relate to old ladies.

Judy!!!

Just presently realized what the OS thread is........ . . . . haven't checked it out yet, as this subject has come up before in the past few years and has been dealt with, so my questions about this potential gluten source have already been answered.

So, Judy, you posted over there? With a question or a how-to?

[elye]

Sarah!!!!!

Just pound out a quick note, if that's all you are able........

How are you managing? We're all thinking of you constantly........

[Darn210]

Sarah!!! Happy to see your name at the bottom of this page. Hope we can make you smirk . . . . . . without throwing any tostitos at you. Love you!!!

[jerseyangel]

Sarah!! I see you

You are on my mind all the time...

[Darn210]

One of the best emails I've ever gotten from me mum . . .

Diet Questions Answered

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

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Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

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Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is made out of grain. Bottoms up!

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Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

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Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!.... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

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Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

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Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

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Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

Remember:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO! What a Ride'

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.

It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

[Mtndog]

Hello Sillies- The OS thread, eh? My mind is in the gutter (orgazmo?) Must go see!

Bev--I've always loved that picture of you in Vermont--the one that is titled "Happy Bev".

I was so happy- had just gone swimming at this place called Twenty Foot Hole in VT and drank my first gluten-free beer

Julie not only is Empire Records good but I have to say Dazed and Confused is another one of my favorites.

Dazed and Confused

matthew McConaughey is hilarious in that!!!!!!

Do you know who is my new hero? Quite incredible as we talk about rock stars from our past......this guy has never done a thing for me, never even liked his singing....but I now just love him - - he's caustically, subtly heelarryus, very intelligent, clean (no drugs/booze....dunno about the dirt-free clean, but he looks like he'd smell okay, now).........

GENE SIMMONS!

Now THAT is phunny- I love him but not like that. You just want his prosthetic tongue

Sarah!! I see you

You are on my mind all the time...

Thinking about you too Sarah. ((((Hugs))))

[Ridgewalker]

Just here for a sec... sent Susie an email that she can pass on.

I wish I could say I'm doing ok... I hate dragging people down... but it's been pretty bad. Crying nonstop... The kids aren't doing well either. If I never saw this coming, you know they didn't by about a thousand times more.