The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Green12]

Oh, boy........tough to git Phunny 'round here right now.... . . . .

I'll hafta call me dad........

Please do, he always comes through with sumthin phunny!

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This was rough for me brain on a Monday morn

I'm thinkin' Judy's gone all anonymous on us . . . didn't see her on the thread at all . . . Perhaps she's getting ready to post on the OS thread . . .

ok with all the sad news I don't have anything phunny but I do have a link that is so good for all us gluten-free folks.

got it off celiac alert today.

lists of companies that list 8 top allegens and links to their sites.

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Thanks for the info Judy, I'm going to look it over in a minute

OK- how about some good news? I have been watching the Olympics and have realized that at 40, I still have plenty of time (like 20 years give or take the Lyme years) to train for the US equestrian team! I'm so gonna do it! Will you guys buy me a horse? I want

I swear this video will cheer you up- this horse dances to Lady Marmalade (Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?)

That was phun to watch Bev, amazing they can get a horse to do that!!!

I say GO FOR IT!!!! Don't put an age limit on yer dreams, anything is possible

I do think they want to make US mad, then they can feel better about themselves. Very strange.....

Could not agree more with this statement (I want to underline it, bold it, star it, enlarge it, put it in red)...........or making the other feel less than, like they have been the one who has done everything wrong.

You feeling any better today Susie?

[elye]

*snort* dang, that's hard to do. Pig-latin reading just does not come naturally to me.

It's true.....Can be tough to decipher. Methinks we need Lisa to try and sign that sentence for us.......

[blueeyedmanda]

Thanks Susie

He is on canned wet food, fancy feast grilled chicken feast...the only thing he eats. Our vet says not to switch food right now but I wanted to make him something plain.

[Judyin Philly]

Sigh. We need something very phunny around here soon. Thinking of you lots sarah, Aamanda, Lucky and let us not forget Susie who has been selfless even though she has suffered her own major loss.

She's so on the DL. I can feel it!

OK- how about some good news? I have been watching the Olympics and have realized that at 40, I still have plenty of time (like 20 years give or take the Lyme years) to train for the US equestrian team! I'm so gonna do it! Will you guys buy me a horse? I want

I swear this video will cheer you up- this horse dances to Lady Marmalade (Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?)

Bev THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF ME HEART.........

I finally found some joy........something spectacular to make me happy.

Between worrying about Jess, and Amandas Lucky, sadness for Sarah whose life is hell and susie whose been to hell and back again..... THIS DANCING HORSE ..BEYOND WORDS BUT IN A GOOD WAY FOR A CHANGE.

Bev, you know me too well......... you nailed it..........I've been on the down low........

but back now ........till I vanish again

[blueeyedmanda]

And my funny for the day....

So Saturday I watched Alan for a few hours since I didnt feel like going to this Picnic. So I figure the little man would like to play with me. So we had been outside writing with the sidewalk chalk and then we were riding on his bike and playing on the swingset, when it looked like it was going to rain. So we went into the house. We were in there and he was playing with toys and he really got the playroom pretty messed up. So I suggested we pick some up before we dragged out anymore, you couldnt even walk in this room without nearly breaking your neck. So he kind of got mouthy witht me, he is at that age and all....and as I was cleaning up the kitchen he was still acting up. So to myself I say boy youre a smart a$$. The next thing I heard was no youre a smart a$$.....hmmm....I was laughing to myself and thinking geee Amanda you need to remember he can repeat things...!!!!! So laugh away sillies and keep my potty motuh away from the young-ins.

[Judyin Philly]

And my funny for the day....

I was laughing to myself and thinking geee Amanda you need to remember he can repeat things...!!!!! So laugh away sillies and keep my potty motuh away from the young-ins.

thanks for sharing...........yep zip your lip ........as my mom would say

we're doing that alot lately

[DingoGirl]

Bev, that beautiful horse! What a dancer! This is exactly what I was trying to do while in the boat on Ashby lake yesterday.......

:lol: phorgot to ask you about this, Ms. Wackl. Just exactly what were you doing on that boat? and did you REALLY fall in? would love to have this on youtube.....

Could not agree more with this statement (I want to underline it, bold it, star it, enlarge it, put it in red)...........or making the other feel less than, like they have been the one who has done everything wrong.

I could not believe how A$$hole turned everything around and made it MY fault once I questioned his fidelity. It's been..............so unbelievably hard to shake the sadness....every day it's there, a black cloud following me. But, four weeks after the very bizarre breakup and NO COMMUNICATION in an instant, I AM getting better. It just takes time, friends, prayer, talking, more talking, and then MORE talking until your friends and your mom tell you to shut up reading helpful books, crying a lot (I finally don't cry any more!), more prayer, the love of a good dingo communicating with one's sillies constantly, and.......mojitos.

I am an old lady.......it was so earth-shattering to find what I thought was this "great love," my FINAL love, at my advanced age and then......lose it abruptly.......first under such horrific circumstances.....adn then, to find out that this man wasn't who I THOUGHT he was....just devastating.

Sarah.......it just seems impossible to believe.....I didn't have marriage or children or ten years with Pharking Jackbutt so......it's not the same.....but the shock and abandonment and broken heart are universal devastations.....you WILL get better, and you'll be stronger than you ever thought you were. I do envision you developing a life, a different life than what you had........it's too soon to think about things like taht but.....I DO see you fighting back fiercely and strongly and.....not just surviving but thriving, somehow. I do see this. Take heart, dear girl........

SILLIES!!! I am not sick.......just had some pesky menstrual headaches and two severe blowouts, ONLY while at Lauren's school..........very peculiar......

[elye]

phorgot to ask you about this, Ms. Wackl. Just exactly what were you doing on that boat? and did you REALLY fall in? would love to have this on youtube.....

Yes, I phell into the drink. We went by a cottage with a number of young people lounging about on a large deck. We were too far out to yell, "Hi, there", so we were just coasting by.....when SUDDENLY...........dear gawd........an incredible sound system begins to pound, there are some screeches as the girls and a couple of the guys jump off their muskoka chairs and begin dancing around, as JIVE TALKIN' begins to pulsate down the lake.

Now, I want you all to turn up your computer speakers very high, then view this and picture me, sitting quietly wif me buddy in our little boat, drifting by.....Man, I was suddenly on my feet, arms akimbo, rocking back and forth....I picked up the oar and it was my mic, oh, yes......

So, I flipped out, arse-first I believe........

THANK GAWD MY CHILDREN WERE VERY FAR AWAY.........

I am an old lady.......

Soooooozie! Stop that!! Yer 46! What in hell.... . . . .....You are SO young.

[Darn210]

I'm bettin' Jess is uterusless by now . . . she didn't say how long she had to stay in the hospital, did she??

[Green12]

I was laughing to myself and thinking geee Amanda you need to remember he can repeat things...!!!!! So laugh away sillies and keep my potty motuh away from the young-ins.

Amanda

I meant to say earlier how CUTE Alan is, what a precious little boy he is! And so true, the little ones are like magpies, they repeat everything they hear

I could not believe how A$$hole turned everything around and made it MY fault once I questioned his fidelity. It's been..............so unbelievably hard to shake the sadness....every day it's there, a black cloud following me. But, four weeks after the very bizarre breakup and NO COMMUNICATION in an instant, I AM getting better. It just takes time, friends, prayer, talking, more talking, and then MORE talking until your friends and your mom tell you to shut up reading helpful books, crying a lot (I finally don't cry any more!), more prayer, the love of a good dingo communicating with one's sillies constantly, and.......mojitos.

SO heartbreaking Susie. It does get better with time, but it stil isn't easy. Glad you have your mom and your friends around you for support, and that you are finding a little comfort in the books you are reading and your prayers.

when SUDDENLY...........dear gawd........an incredible sound system begins to pound, there are some screeches as the girls and a couple of the guys jump off their muskoka chairs and begin dancing around, as JIVE TALKIN' begins to pulsate down the lake.

Now, I want you all to turn up your computer speakers very high, then view this and picture me, sitting quietly wif me buddy in our little boat, drifting by.....Man, I was suddenly on my feet, arms akimbo, rocking back and forth....I picked up the oar and it was my mic, oh, yes......

So, I flipped out, arse-first I believe........

Outstanding Emily!!! Did you get a perfect 10 for yer boat dismount???

I have to admit I do love me the Brothers Gibb

I'm bettin' Jess is uterusless by now . . . she didn't say how long she had to stay in the hospital, did she??

I don't know if she ever said how long she would be staying.......I phorgot to ask that important detail.

HEY! Looks like this guy stole our idea for coming up with new things to compete in at the Olympics:

[Darn210]

HEY! Looks like this guy stole our idea for coming up with new things to compete in at the Olympics:

"animal mimicry" and "Q-tipping" . . .

[Ridgewalker]

Oh my God! It's never ending! My poor parents, their house, I had no idea how bad things were run down!

The water system was dying. And now from the sudden doubling of water use for these past few days, it just died! We have no freaking water!

I was already panicking about the water limits, because my kids are messy, and they're having accidents constantly now, in their pants, in their bed... It was going to be impossible....

And now there is no water at all.

God only knows what this is going to cost to fix.... it could be thousands...

Edit- by beds, I mean the sleeping bags on the floor. Sometimes they've been sleeping down there, sometimes in the bed. 3 out of the 4 sleeping bags got peed in. I guess tonight, they'll have to use the bed, and I'll use the couch.

[Mtndog]

Hallo Psillies Girlz and Guyz- Emily- only YOU could fall off a boat while boogeying to the Brothers Gibb Were you dancing like Elaine in Seinfeld? :lol:

Hope Jess is OK.

Hope Lucky gets better- my dad's kitty is not doing so well (I think it's just a matter of time)

BUT...we took Angus to the beach last night and he was HEE-larious

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[elye]

Sarah.........

It seems to have gotten worse..... . . ..

I must think on this one.........there is an answer........

Please stay strong............

[elye]

I have been watching the Olympics and have realized that at 40, I still have plenty of time (like 20 years give or take the Lyme years) to train for the US equestrian team! I'm so gonna do it! Will you guys buy me a horse? I want

AAAAAAHHH! What timimg!!! Bev!!! I have your inspiration right up here in Perth, Ontario!! OUR 62 YEAR-OLD EQUESTRIAN KING HAS WON A SILVER MEDAL!!!! Mygawd, it's his ninth Olympic games - - a record.

WAY TO GO, GRAMPA!!!!!!!

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I have to admit I do love me the Brothers Gibb

Oh, man........that Barry.......wasn't he something???.......

HEY! Looks like this guy stole our idea for coming up with new things to compete in at the Olympics:

Heeeeelarryus!!! I LOVE Dwight Shrute. Well, not to sleep with 'er anything, but he's the phunniest thing on prime time....he and Big Gene.........

[Mtndog]

AAAAAAHHH! What timimg!!! Bev!!! I have your inspiration right up here in Perth, Ontario!! OUR 62 YEAR-OLD EQUESTRIAN KING HAS WON A SILVER MEDAL!!!! Mygawd, it's his ninth Olympic games - - a record.

WAY TO GO, GRAMPA!!!!!!!

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I just cried watching them get the medals! GO US! GO CANADA!

[Judyin Philly]

Oh my God! It's never ending! My poor parents, their house, I had no idea how bad things were run down!

The water system was dying. And now from the sudden doubling of water use for these past few days, it just died! We have no freaking water!

I was already panicking about the water limits, because my kids are messy, and they're having accidents constantly now, in their pants, in their bed... It was going to be impossible....

And now there is no water at all.

God only knows what this is going to cost to fix.... it could be thousands...

Edit- by beds, I mean the sleeping bags on the floor. Sometimes they've been sleeping down there, sometimes in the bed. 3 out of the 4 sleeping bags got peed in. I guess tonight, they'll have to use the bed, and I'll use the couch.

Sarah --------- what a shame.

wish i could come down and help you out.

you sure need some hugs.

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hang in there Sarah.

Judy

[curlyfries]

Could not agree more with this statement (I want to underline it, bold it, star it, enlarge it, put it in red)...........or making the other feel less than, like they have been the one who has done everything wrong.

I totally agree! Sounds like he has a major case of the guilts.......so he makes Sarah feel like it is all HER fault.

It's true.....Can be tough to decipher. Methinks we need Lisa to try and sign that sentence for us.......

.....then who would interpret my interpreting???

Sorry I haven't been around much, lately......too much sadness, and I never know what to say.

But one thing I DO know......

Sarah........the boys need to see you being strong right now.........even if you don't feel it , they need to SEE it. They are like little sponges, soaking up all of your emotions. They need to know that everything will be OK. Because when all is said and done.......you WILL be OK.

This one's for you, Sarah......and Susie, too.......oh what the heck.......and everyone else with a va-jay-jay!

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Amanda.....you should have a ton of kids of your own.....may have to wash your mouth out with soap once or twice, however

.......and one final farewell salute to Jess's uterus ............can we get the choir to join in?........Tom will direct, and Peter can.........oh jeez, everything that comes to mind sounds so......wrong, without trying to

[Darn210]

Sarah........the boys need to see you being strong right now.........even if you don't feel it , they need to SEE it. They are like little sponges, soaking up all of your emotions. They need to know that everything will be OK. Because when all is said and done.......you WILL be OK.

In the words of our wise (notice I didn't say old) Patteigh . . . True Dat!!

[curlyfries]

In the words of our wise (notice I didn't say old) Patteigh . . . True Dat!!

Wake up Janet

....haven't had your coffee, yet, this morning?

....actually, I consider that a compliment!

....( and I'll take the wise part )

Hey Patti...........maybe we WERE separated at birth!

[elye]

Morning, Janet and Lisa!

Ah, Helen Reddy on an early Tuesday morning...... .. . she was never really on my radar screen.. . . but quite a set of pipes on her. Just wish she'd sung more material I liked. She would have been a killer on Broadway.......

Amanda.....you should have a ton of kids of your own.....may have to wash your mouth out with soap once or twice, however

I agree completely....Amanda, I am so often thinking about what a superb mom you'll be. SO much better than I..... . ...hell, all you said was "smart-a$$" in front of Allen?

.......and one final farewell salute to Jess's uterus ...........can we get the choir to join in?........Tom will direct, and Peter can.........oh jeez, everything that comes to mind sounds so......wrong, without trying to..

I can actually visualize this - - an enormous pipe organ playing away, a rising crescendo of voices, gyrating, swaying bodies in burgundy robes......

The Farewell Hymn to Jess's Uterus.......

... . . Too early in the morning to be thinking lyrics... .... .....

[jerseyangel]

Hi ladies,

Quiet lately in these parts...I miss all the phun

I just pheel blah--I wonder if things will ever get back to normal?

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning Sillies--

me thinks an X-ray is in the works. I waited for a few days hoping it was a bad sprain, but the pain radiates up the side of my leg and it is a bone like pain so I will be getting that checked out. I had Jen look at it last night..the bruise is finally there. Since the pain is away from the bruise (dont get me wrong the bruise hurts too) I am a little more concerned. Mind you I am walking all over the place without so much as a limp!

Lucky has not thrown up in 24 hrs now!!! Yea!!!

[Darn210]

Wake up Janet

....haven't had your coffee, yet, this morning?

....actually, I consider that a compliment!

....( and I'll take the wise part )

Ummmm . . . actually, I knew it was you, Lisa . . . I was just trying to beat Patti to the "True Dat" line. You have to get up pretty early in the morning to beat Patti . . . did you notice what time I had to post that?? I'll still refer to you as a wiseass, though . . . snicker*snicker

Still a compliment . . . I quite agree . . . hence the "true dat".

[Judyin Philly]

Morning all

Have a great day

hugs and prayers for all that need them.........maybe a little phunny thrown in for good balance.

Judy