The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[jerseyangel]

All right!! So when we carry out our Silly Pilgrimmage to Amanda'a new house, we can bring farm animals!

A goat, perhaps??

[curlyfries]

How many GI docs does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, one to say it's not the bulb, it's the lamp that's the problem.

Another to try and convince you that the light is still on, you're

just not "seeing it".

And a third to say, "I know it's burned out, but I don't know what

to do to help you get it back on!"

So, in a sense, we're all left in the DARK!!!

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might be old to some of you..........but..........I'm trying here folks.

New one to me!

John is in his glory, he gloated all the way to work, his favorite time of the year is coming....Winter....I wanted to throw him out the dang car!

............need help?

[elye]

A goat, perhaps??

Yes.... . . . . ...perhaps....... .. . ..

[jerseyangel]

I just heard from Jess--she's out of the hospital and at her friend's house. She plans to head home (to her house) in a few days.

[Mtndog]

OMG- Emily, your discourse skills are unparalled. You gotta Open Original Shared Link

Early in the writing, Gee defines Discourse as a combination of acts: saying, writing, doing, being, valuing, etc. He views Discourse as a social construct not dissimilar from Culture. In fact, in order to master a Discourse, one must go through an intensive process of enculturation or apprenticeship where there is a focus on social practices and supported interaction with people who have already mastered a Discourse.

Is that us or what? When youse a New Psilly all you think is

Paddeigh's posting!

PATTI!!!!!!!!! did they get the sillies outta yer butt??????????????????????? (good one, Judy)

How ya pheelin????????

And there's a climbing spot up there called "Cirque of the Unclimbables" - - - drives me absolutely mad in its exoticism and scary-sounding remoteness

Never mind.........just the useless thoughts of a convoluted Dingo Brain......

<I am so weird>

OMG - now why didn't WE think of this?????????????? have GOT to come up wif some clever gimmick-y thing that people will pay such big bucks for...........

<could I put them Lilliputs on some of me dog's poop cairns in the grass?>

OK- I was going to comment on all this (especially CIRQUE OF THE UNCLIMBABLES- I wanna go there wif you!!!!!) but then I saw:

Tom - maybe the doc can find yer silly up Patti's bum.......... hope so.

lost my train of thought, spit out my drink and lmao

YEAH,,,, PATTI IS BACK IN THE HOUSE

just glad it's over and you home safe and sound and hope resting.........and not cleaning

Yay Patti- hope your bum is good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My favorite funny dumb insult has got to be.... gee her happy meal came missing the toy

then again my favorite loose girl comment is "She is like the town bicycle everyone gets a ride."

..one oar in the water...two bricks shy of a load...you knock and no one is home....

But, my favorite from my from my husband..."it's pouring like a cow pissing on a flat rock in a rain storm" and "sweatin' like a whore in church" and "nervous like a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs."

Goosey- Your hubby is a dirty boy!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elye]

I just heard from Jess--she's out of the hospital and at her friend's house. She plans to head home (to her house) in a few days.

Good stuff!

[elye]

Early in the writing, Gee defines Discourse as a combination of acts: saying, writing, doing, being, valuing, etc. He views Discourse as a social construct not dissimilar from Culture. In fact, in order to master a Discourse, one must go through an intensive process of enculturation or apprenticeship where there is a focus on social practices and supported interaction with people who have already mastered a Discourse.

Is that us or what? When youse a New Psilly all you think is

For sure....any newbie Psillies are thrust into our culture and must engage in a rigorous apprenticeship........experiencing our social practices (!) and methods of interaction (!!) before the Discourse of Psilly is mastered.... . . . . ...

'Tis not for the faint of heart.......

Yay Patti- hope your bum is good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, Patti.... . .we all seemed to be thinking about yer bum through the day...... . . . .

[tom]

Patti - glad all went well, vampiric doc & all.

Amanda - leg any better?

Susie enjoying the cold snap?

Glad mommy's fine

(Hmmmm playing that post&erase game eh?)

Em - Lilliputians assembling poop cairns

colon ell-oh-ell colon

Oooooooooh! Glad we got some Jess news

Bleh .. .too much more I should've commented on

[Darn210]

For sure....any newbie Psillies are thrust into our culture and must engage in a rigorous apprenticeship........experiencing our social practices (!) and methods of interaction (!!) before the Discourse of Psilly is mastered.... . . . . ...

'Tis not for the faint of heart.......

Need to throw in some sort of endurance training as well . . . we get some phunnie visitors but they don't stay . . . hmmm . . . do we smell of wee smell of poop cairns smell??

[jerseyangel]

Em--Did Jack have a nice time at camp? Come back wif any burning questions we can help with?

[elye]

Em--Did Jack have a nice time at camp? Come back wif any burning questions we can help with?

I'll tell you what he said to me today as we were coming back from the gym. From the back seat, I suddenly hear him say:

"Mom... . .. . . ... .... . ....you are two thousand, two hundred and eight weeks old".

Jack had a terrific time at his camp. He and seven other ten year-old boys in his cabin......can you imagine what that bedtime was like? He had the most incredible bed-dirt-sand-lakewater hair when we picked him up - - like this:

. . . .. . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . .. .. . .. .. .@@@

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

And I am sure he grew a couple of inches in that week!

I actually told him on the weekend that we were anxiously awaiting another question from him. He said, "Oh! One night, our counsellor asked us when we were sitting around the campfire which we would choose: to have a head twice the size it is now, or half the size it is now"........

He told me the consensus there was a half-sized head. But I dunno.... .. . . . these are kids, reasoning that a miniscule head would be less noticeable than a huge one, but I think something the size of a grapefruit would be gettin' a lot of stares..........

[jerseyangel]

"Mom... . .. . . ... .... . ....you are two thousand, two hundred and eight weeks old".

THAT had to stop and make ya think......

Sounds like he had a great week--I'm so glad

M-m-mm....the head question.....a larger one would make fer a stiff neck, I'd reckon, but a smaller one.....I donno....the word pinhead comes to mind Have to ponder this one

[DingoGirl]

I hope by "cool" you mean "neato" and not . . ."Egads, there's no insulation, there's no furnace, the door's 12 feet wide (and always open with random animals coming in and out). It's like living in a . . . barn!!"

random animals coming in and out that could be phun! <as long as the cairns aren't too big>

So Patti heard from Jess - that's good. I imagine she'll have some excellent ramblings coming up.....

Gah! You could arrange it to appear as though the Lilliputians are, in fact, assembling the turds into cairns..... . . making structures of worship, landmarks or sepulchral monuments. . .. .... ..

Oh, brilliant!!!!!! Alas, these cairns are going to be quite a bit more odiferous and possibly less appealing than that clever photographer's forays into broccoli and cauliflower......have to find Lilliputians who are willing to put up with stinky phecal conditions and climbing onto cairns of Dingo scat.........where will I get those? Shall I put an ad on Craig's List?

OK- I was going to comment on all this (especially CIRQUE OF THE UNCLIMBABLES- I wanna go there wif you!!!!!) but then I saw:

Tom - maybe the doc can find yer silly up Patti's bum.......... hope so.

lost my train of thought, spit out my drink and lmao

So glad to entertain you, Bevel!!!!!!!

Susie enjoying the cold snap?

the "cold snap" is over already. Back to 100 this weekend.......... BAH!!!!!!!!! But it's been soooooooo nice these last three days........

Need to throw in some sort of endurance training as well . . . we get some phunnie visitors but they don't stay . . . hmmm . . . do we smell of wee smell of poop cairns smell??

*snort*

Yeah........do we smell? what happened to John's Mom? here and then gone.......so phleeting.......

I actually told him on the weekend that we were anxiously awaiting another question from him. He said, "Oh! One night, our counsellor asked us when we were sitting around the campfire which we would choose: to have a head twice the size it is now, or half the size it is now"........

Um, yeah, I don't think either option is going to be that great.......must ponder........

anyone heard from SArah?

[Mtndog]

Ok Psillies- I have decided to go to Turkey to look for our Knickeigh. Sigh,I wish. I'm leaving tomorrow a.m to go to the Big Apple where PICC will be inserted Friday a.m. 36 hours left without a tetherball in me arm. Ah- I'll live.

Tomorrow I am staying near the UN. Going to check it out- never been. Should I apply to be come an ambassador to Georgia? Oh, Canada!!!!!!!!!!! That would be cool!

I will eat gluten-free pizza for y'all and check in when I get back on Saturday. Tell Jess I said hello and tell sarah I said hang in there and ((((((HUGS)))))))))

[Darn210]

Oh, brilliant!!!!!! Alas, these cairns are going to be quite a bit more odiferous and possibly less appealing than that clever photographer's forays into broccoli and cauliflower......have to find Lilliputians who are willing to put up with stinky phecal conditions and climbing onto cairns of Dingo scat.........where will I get those? Shall I put an ad on Craig's List?

Lilliputians with tiny little clothespins on their noses. Are any of those little people in the pictures the ones that live under Knickee's stairs??

Bev . . . damn the blasted PICC line . . . but have a good time in NYC and enjoy yer pizza.

Glad to hear (second-hand) from Jess.

Double head or Half-sized . . . I'm thinkin' half size as long as me brain power is about the same . . . I already get some awful stiff knecks.

[psawyer]

Oracle PeOter! How do I make a circonflexe?

Open Original Shared Link It is a carry-forward of the extended ASCII character set used by PC-DOS and MS-DOS. What value you type depends on what vowel you want to combine with the circumflex.

I've been distracted with other things, so I am rather late in my reply. I wasn't ignoring you.

[DingoGirl]

Tomorrow I am staying near the UN. Going to check it out- never been. Should I apply to be come an ambassador to Georgia? Oh, Canada!!!!!!!!!!! That would be cool!

AmbASSadoor of Sillyville, you psillie! THAT is your mission! Get us into the UN as a recognized entity. Well, it would be phun trying, wouldn't it? WE could phollow you in w/ cameras and put it on youtube.....

sorry about yer PICC line. HARRUMPH!!!!!!!!! Well, enjoy the gluten-free eats and roaming around the city......

Lilliputians with tiny little clothespins on their noses. Are any of those little people in the pictures the ones that live under Knickee's stairs??

Awfully tiny, I dunno. They look too small to be handin' out the Christmas tree and the stockings and stuff like taht.......but we'll have to ask her when she returns.........

Open Original Shared Link

I was so excited........clicked on it and........what in hell do I do now? Still don't know how to make those things show up......what are those columns on top and bottom? what does it mean?????

[psawyer]

I was so excited........clicked on it and........what in hell do I do now? Still don't know how to make those things show up......what are those columns on top and bottom? what does it mean?????

Directly underneath each character is an italicized number. To enter the character, press and hold <alt> while typing the 3-digit number on the key pad. If the character number is less than 100, you must type leading zeros so that a three-digit number is entered, but most of these characters can simply be typed.

[elye]

random animals coming in and out that could be phun! <as long as the cairns aren't too big>

Ha! Can you imagine......Cattle cairns??

Yeah........do we smell? what happened to John's Mom? here and then gone.......so phleeting.......

Yes, there have been a number of potential Psillies who have wandered in, posted regularly, and then boom! Gone......Daughter of the Light, Erica, Colleen and the phunny crew from Makeupville........ .

I think the bigger question, however, is this: Why do we stay, and stay, and stay???!

Tomorrow I am staying near the UN. Going to check it out- never been. Should I apply to be come an ambassador to Georgia? Oh, Canada!!!!!!!!!!! That would be cool!

Bev! Are you staying at The Eastgate Tower? This is where we stayed when we were in NYC this summer, two blocks from the UN. A superb place.......big suites, kitchenettes, and cheap! (for NY)....

Have a super time! Get yer PICC, then head out to Times Square.....a truly unbelievable place, isn't it?

Double head or Half-sized . . . I'm thinkin' half size as long as me brain power is about the same . . . I already get some awful stiff knecks.

At least with a pin head, you would be able to still buy hats, although they'd all be baby bonnets, I suppose. Not too much is gonna fit on something that's the size of a small beach ball. And that would certainly be the end of turtlenecks........

[elye]

Directly underneath each character is an italicized number. To enter the character, press and hold <alt> while typing the 3-digit number on the key pad. If the character number is less than 100, you must type leading zeros so that a three-digit number is entered., but mMost of these characters can simply be typed.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!! My brrrrraaaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnn.. . . .........!!!!!

[DingoGirl]

Directly underneath each character is an italicized number. To enter the character, press and hold <alt> while typing the 3-digit number on the key pad. If the character number is less than 100, you must type leading zeros so that a three-digit number is entered., but mMost of these characters can simply be typed.

IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <clapping hands with glee> IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!

Emaleigh, hit your ALT key and type 3 from the keypad at the same time. Release the alt.....and voil

[curlyfries]

Is that us or what? When youse a New Psilly all you think is

I can vouch for that! I must confess, I would wait for new psillies that came after me to ask the questions about what the phark you were talking about

Need to throw in some sort of endurance training as well . . . we get some phunnie visitors but they don't stay . . . hmmm . . . do we smell of wee smell of poop cairns smell??

Ummmm..........I wasn't going to say anything, but.............

Actually.....I think the problem is that with all the phluid onslaughts...........y'all might be gettin a little moldy

Endurance training?..........How about treading water?...........Maybe some of the newbies were simply washed away!

No wait.....maybe there should be an entrance exam..........to study, they have to read the entire thread.......

What should some of the questions be???

Saturday, hubby and I will be doing a benefit motorcycle ride on the interstate that circles our fair city. Look for me on the news, janet! DD will be going also.....her boyfriend riding b!***.

[Darn210]

Ummmm..........I wasn't going to say anything, but.............

Actually.....I think the problem is that with all the phluid onslaughts...........y'all might be gettin a little moldy

Maybe some of the newbies were simply washed away!

Ahhhhhh . . . this actually makes a lot of sense!!

By the way, batten down the hatches y'all, Judy just rolled past 3000.

[curlyfries]

By the way, batten down the hatches y'all, Judy just rolled past 3000.

Uh-oh........not a good idea.......tryin to sneak past hopin nobody'd notice.......found that out the hard way ....................and that's a big one too!

[Judyin Philly]

Uh-oh........not a good idea.......tryin to sneak past hopin nobody'd notice.......found that out the hard way ....................and that's a big one too!

huh,,,,,,,,,,,,you talkn' at me ?

I never even knew how this thing worked

where the heck do you see the 3000????

I don't wanta be the queen.

send the crown back to susie Q

I resend my crown to her

can I PLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAASSSSSSSSEE DO THAT --PRETTY PLEASE

WAS JUST GOING TO BED.

NOW ME BE TOSSING IN ME BED ALL A TWITTER..........

PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME...........I'M A NEWBIE HERE..................I DON'T WANT TO BE QUEEN.

NITE ALL