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jerseyangel Proficient
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Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two... .. . ....alone. <_<

Hee :P

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Looks like if we head to the beach it will be friday....tomorrow is out of the question.

How is everyone tonight?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hope you can get away for the weekend, at least, Amanda B) Enjoy your time off work, anyway.

Quiet here tonight--we're here watching CNN.....

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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And one more thing, Nik.....don't you dare call yerself a bad mummy!!! You are a great mum--you'll get to the bottom of this thing with Al. This stuff can get tricky--what works for a while can sometimes prove to be not enough as time goes on. He's probably gotten super sensitive....it sucks, but it's manageable once you know ;)

ditto.......your a great Mum....it's not a easy job for sure

agree with Patti. this is what i found too--tricky but once found can be managed.

Lost 14 pounds you say??? Hell!!!! I've got it!!!! It's just sittin' on me arse!!! I shall box it up and send it to you post-haste!!
:lol::lol: good one!

Hope you can get away for the weekend, at least, Amanda B) Enjoy your time off work, anyway.

Quiet here tonight--we're here watching CNN.....

Amanda good call enjoy the beach on the weekend

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Emily- Your MIL is here

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Emily- Your MIL is here

Open Original Shared Link

:lol::lol: OMG....... .. . ...it's really HER..... . ..... .....

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Morning all!!

Many thanks for all your kind words :D .......the overhaul of Al's diet starts today!! :aggresivemummyface:

I need to check I haven't got complacent ---- so a thorough clean out of cupboards and scanning ALL ingredients is in order :rolleyes:

...and excusez moi, but if ANYONE'S giving 15 pound of weight to Al it shall me ME!!! (bum and legs me thinks :lol: )

GADS!!! Em's MIL is scary :unsure:

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GFinDC
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OK, fair warning, this first video is a little crude, but could be humorous also. Wait it out, it gets better after the first 10 seconds or so.

Rathergood anal seepage

This one is a skit about gluten invading the body and well, you know...

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This is another from rathergood. I love your pants.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Morning, all!

Wow, we is havin' the summer we didn't get in July or August.....another hot, sticky day here. Must get the dogs clipped, or do it myself.

Nah...... . .. .I'm gettin' them clipped........

GFinDC!! Anal Seepage! Ewwwwwwwwwww....... :o

Okay.... . . .not sure if you're a Psilly Newbie er not....... . . .if so, welcome to this madness, and please do not scoot away as so many others do! Hell, if you're musing on anal seepage, you'll have no trouble with anal glands and all the other headlining topics that are pondered here......

:lol:;)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Morning, all!

Wow, we is havin' the summer we didn't get in July or August.....another hot, sticky day here. Must get the dogs clipped, or do it myself.

Nah...... . .. .I'm gettin' them clipped........

GFinDC!! Anal Seepage! Ewwwwwwwwwww....... :o

Okay.... . . .not sure if you're a Psilly Newbie er not....... . . .if so, welcome to this madness, and please do not scoot away as so many others do! Hell, if you're musing on anal seepage, you'll have no trouble with anal glands and all the other headlining topics that are pondered here......

:lol:;)

Idunno what you guys are all talking about, Elye's not scary at all........ B)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Idunno what you guys are all talking about, Elye's not scary at all........ B)

Well, maybe if you saw Open Original Shared Link before she puts her makeup on in the morning . . . just kiddin' Em. By the way, I did not realize that the chupacabra was also known as a GOAT SUCKER. Now that really puts me into a quandry . . . If I get a goat tree, won't that just be attracking the chupacabras to my yard?? Do the sell anti-chupacabra spray to protect your goat trees??

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Morning Sillies

ANother hot day in store for us....Em's right, its summer now, cause I know it was not summerlike weather all August.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Morning Sillies

ANother hot day in store for us....Em's right, its summer now, cause I know it was not summerlike weather all August.

True dat! It's already sticky out there :angry:

I just heard we could get at least 2 inches of rain and wind on Saturday from the tropical storm.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Well, maybe if you saw Open Original Shared Link before she puts her makeup on in the morning . . .

:lol::lol: This is sooooooooooo true...... . . . . ...

Or just glance at a rare baby pic of me..... . . ..

By the way, I did not realize that the chupacabra was also known as a GOAT SUCKER. Now that really puts me into a quandry . . . If I get a goat tree, won't that just be attracking the chupacabras to my yard?? Do the sell anti-chupacabra spray to protect your goat trees??

I'm thinking that during my last run through Home Depot, I did spot large aerosol-type cans in with the Raid labelled "Chupacabra Be-gone"........

On sale, too..... .. . . ...... :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Summer???? :blink:

...... a long ago almost forgotten childhood memory............it's when it gets hot isn't it???? :unsure:

Well, maybe if you saw Open Original Shared Link before she puts her makeup on in the morning . . . just kiddin' Em. By the way, I did not realize that the chupacabra was also known as a GOAT SUCKER. Now that really puts me into a quandry . . . If I get a goat tree, won't that just be attracking the chupacabras to my yard?? Do the sell anti-chupacabra spray to protect your goat trees??

So many questions......

Why DO chupacabra only suck NOT bite goats (maybe dental problems??).........yes!!, everyone!!...protect your goat trees!!! :o

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

My Home Girl Patti said Tru Dat!!!!!

I love it!

elye Community Regular
elye
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OMG..... . . . .......An incredible coincidence may be unfolding before us..... . . ..... :unsure:

We've been wondering where our yeti has been..... .. ...

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I miss the Yeti....he has brought us so much joy!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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OMG..... . . . .......An incredible coincidence may be unfolding before us..... . . ..... :unsure:

We've been wondering where our yeti has been..... .. ...

Open Original Shared Link

This explains a lot now, doesn't it????? :o

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Sarah I see you ((((((HUGS)))))

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Sarah I see you ((((((HUGS)))))

Ditto!!! {{{hugs}}}} hun!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hugs from me too, Sarah :)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Yay! Sarah's posting....... :):):)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Not a good start to the vacation....dishwasher just backed up and puked on my floor.....while in the beginning cycles....so there is this gross stream of dirty yucky water all over the kitchen floor... Then my sink belched and up through the drain came more......ewww!

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Thanks guys. Needed a little silliness, so I just popped in to read for a little bit. Reading backwards, cuz I can never remember where I left off... The hours that the kids are at school are a mixed blessing. It's good to have a little quiet time, but... I'm at loose ends.

Anyhow... I'm chuckling along.

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