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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Aw Sarah--I'm glad you popped in to spend a little time with us. We all love you and miss you ;)

If we can make you chuckle--even if just for a few minutes, then we're doing our jobs as Sillies :D

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Aw Sarah--I'm glad you popped in to spend a little time with us. We all love you and miss you ;)

If we can make you chuckle--even if just for a few minutes, then we're doing our jobs as Sillies :D

Ditto--- to what patti said.

A little bit of silliness goes a long way!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Hi, Sarah! I am SO happy to hear that you can at least chuckle a little.... . . . . :)

....dishwasher just backed up and puked on my floor.....while in the beginning cycles....so there is this gross stream of dirty yucky water all over the kitchen floor... Then my sink belched and up through the drain came more......ewww!

Oh, Amaaaaaaan-daaaaaaaaaa........ . ......

Ya should have been prepared fer this........

Check thy post count......... ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Sarah!! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

Miss you!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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OH SARAH!!! How happy I am to here from you . . . glad we could help you "get away" . . . we're good at that. I'm staying getting away from my laundry as we speak.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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OK, fair warning, this first video is a little crude, but could be humorous also. Wait it out, it gets better after the first 10 seconds or so.

:lol: anal seepage!

reminds me of this time in college.......my friend Jimmy and I were in the car.......drove by a baseball field, and the whole backstop area had, spray-painted on it in large letters

ANAL SPEW

:blink:

which caused us to guffaw :lol:

Hi G F in DC! Loved yer videos - wacky

Idunno what you guys are all talking about, Elye's not scary at all........ B)

just wait - you haven't been here long enough :unsure:

Not a good start to the vacation....dishwasher just backed up and puked on my floor.....while in the beginning cycles....so there is this gross stream of dirty yucky water all over the kitchen floor... Then my sink belched and up through the drain came more......ewww!

Amanda! you're approaching 5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take cover, girl! :o

SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wub: :wub: :wub:

so good to see you poop in...........

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Well... today's insanity has begun.

I just wrote a long, detailed post, and then deleted the whole thing- it's too depressing to put out there. Short version-- there's an issue with the dog. He knows perfectly well I can't have her here at my parents', and up till now has acted like he was fine with keeping her and taking care of her. He's suddenly flipped on that... I don't know what he's going to do with her. He talked about just leaving her outside permanently or giving her away. There's issues with that, she has aggression problems.

Ugh, I feel like I'm going to be sick. His selfishness is becoming pathological. He was talking about how he never wanted a dog. He wants a cat. It's like, every couple days something new pops into his head where he thinks, "Hey, I don't have to do that. I can do whatever I want."

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Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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I need to go back and catch up with all, but I had to post this video Kurt sent me

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I need to go back and catch up with all, but I had to post this video Kurt sent me

Ew-w-w Bev!! :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Sarah- :wub: :wub: :wub: for you and PUNCH IN THE HEAD for Brian. I'll take her until you can keep her full-time! And I mean it.

Morning all!!

Many thanks for all your kind words :D .......the overhaul of Al's diet starts today!! :aggresivemummyface:

Let us know how the little bugger does!!!!!!!!!

Idunno what you guys are all talking about, Elye's not scary at all........ B)

:lol: :lol: WELCOME BUNNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, maybe if you saw Open Original Shared Link before she puts her makeup on in the morning . . . just kiddin' Em. By the way, I did not realize that the chupacabra was also known as a GOAT SUCKER. Now that really puts me into a quandry . . . If I get a goat tree, won't that just be attracking the chupacabras to my yard?? Do the sell anti-chupacabra spray to protect your goat trees??

As the owner of a chupacabra

<-------------------------------------

I can attest that they are MUCH nicer than cryptozoologists make them out to be. They don't SUCK goats, they lick them to death :P:D

I miss the Yeti....he has brought us so much joy!

And clogged drains!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Sarah!!!!!! I've missed you and have had you on my mind so much, so glad you pooped in :wub: :wub:

Nikki, I completely agree with what everyone said you are a wonderful mum!!! I'm not familiar with Codex A, but it sounds like some type of elimination diet, is that correct? I think that sounds like a good plan to just get back to square one and go over everything to make sure there isn't any cc going on. I know you will figure it all out and get to the bottom of it, keep us posted on how it goes.

Hi GFinDC :)

Amanda, geez louise about your exploding dishwasher, but yes check yer post count :lol:

<waving enthusiastically to all me other Sillies>

:D

:D

:D

I know I have Bev'd so many phunny things the last several pages ........

psssst, don't let Bev see the post about the GOAT SUCKER

elye Community Regular
elye
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Mygawd, goat suckers, anal spew, sperm shot glasses. .. . . . .GFinDC and Bunnie, ya still wif us?? <_<:o

:lol:

Sarah! :wub: This seems like a final, agonizing straw.....your loving family dog being drawn into this sick game as an emotional pawn of sorts....... . . . ..I'll foster her, too! We can ALL take turns, until you're able to take her back!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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So, Jen, Becky and Landen and I decided to take a trip to Sal's to start our winter wardrobes. It is like 100 degrees out there...you know its hot when your clevage sweats......

I did get this cool sweater thing for work. A little too hot to wear it yet though.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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...you know its hot when your clevage sweats......

I

Well yes, MY cleavage sweats . . . how 'bout yours, Susie??? *snicker*snicker* . . . ooooo a candy bar does sound good 'bout now.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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..Back from having me pap smeared :ph34r:

GADS, don't yer just dread that girls?? :rolleyes:

Anal spew and sweaty cleavages??? :unsure: .......about sums up my day....how about yours??? :lol:

Here's a reference to Codex A in case any peeps didn't know to what I was referring

https://www.celiac.com/articles/205/1/What-...ease/Page1.html

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amanda's dishwasher!!!

Don't you just hate it when yer dishwasher sucks ALL yer goat, then barfs it out :rolleyes::blink:

I need to go back and catch up with all, but I had to post this video Kurt sent me

Kurt :lol::lol:

Hey Bev, you mainlining any anti-biotics yet????

Sarah!! :( Bevvy must foster her!

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Mygawd, goat suckers, anal spew, sperm shot glasses. .. . .

Add cleavage sweat to the list :ph34r:

:lol:

*snicker*snicker* . . . ooooo a candy bar does sound good 'bout now.

Janet!!!! You are putting all kinds of evil thoughts into me brain, sugar-filled thoughts, snickers bars thoughts :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Janet!!!! You are putting all kinds of evil thoughts into me brain, sugar-filled thoughts, snickers bars thoughts :lol:

No Jools!!!

You definitely don't want anything as disgusting as that :o

The peanuts repeat on yer anyway :rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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..Back from having me pap smeared :ph34r:

GADS, don't yer just dread that girls?? :rolleyes:

Yes- dread it very much, its not exactly my peferred activity... I rate it up high like the fun of a colonoscopy......

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Well yes, MY cleavage sweats . . . how 'bout yours, Susie???

Cleavage???? :huh: ...............what's that? :angry:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Janet!!!! You are putting all kinds of evil thoughts into me brain, sugar-filled thoughts, snickers bars thoughts :lol:

You know this talk is just cruel and unusual punishment for some of us.

I caved in experimented last weekend and ate gluten free, dairy free ice cream. My stomach survived the sugar, but my complexion didn't <_<

elye Community Regular
elye
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Yes- dread it very much, its not exactly my peferred activity... I rate it up high like the fun of a colonoscopy......

Can you imagine ever meeting a woman who says, "Oh, WOW! I've got my yearly physical this afternoon, and you know what that means..... . . ...my pap smear!! I cannot wait! Oh, the feel of that cold speculum, the scraping........ . . ...oh, it cannot come fast enough!!!..."....

:lol:

Cleavage???? :huh: ...............what's that? :angry:

Yeah.....whassat?? <_<

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

From me BIL . . . :lol:

You know you

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
From me BIL . . . :lol:

You know you

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Can you imagine ever meeting a woman who says, "Oh, WOW! I've got my yearly physical this afternoon, and you know what that means..... . . ...my pap smear!! I cannot wait! Oh, the feel of that cold speculum, the scraping........ . . ...oh, it cannot come fast enough!!!..."....

:lol:

oh yeah, gonna miss that...

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Y'know, I've never found those pap smears so uncomfortable. I've almost always had male doctors though, and I've decided they're more considerate. They warm up the metal thingy and are very gentle. The women are like, mean. "Here we go!" PLUNK. Gad. Still, not even close to on par with a colonoscopy though. Ouch? I'd rather have strangers feel me up all day.

And no, the anal spew didn't scare me. You have no idea who I grew up with......... ;)

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