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JNBunnie1 Community Regular

I'm still not scared! I run fast...... Besides, who says Yeti's are dangerous anyways?

Sarah, you need to tell me the evildoer's name. I'm gonna do a voodoo hex! Make his penis fall off. Or just become horribly diseased.

Question. I have (rather abundant) cleavage (snicker) so does that mean that I AM or AM NOT under the rule of the cleavage queen? Is she called that because she has the power to endow cleavage? (Or remove it?) eek


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Jestgar Rising Star
Question. I have (rather abundant) cleavage (snicker) so does that mean that I AM or AM NOT under the rule of the cleavage queen? Is she called that because she has the power to endow cleavage? (Or remove it?) eek

Or just...reapportion? Mine are a little...lower...than I want

Daxin Explorer

Is there a metric equivalent for cubits? Is a cubit already metric? Is it, in fact, a unti of measurement at all?

A Cubit is actually a unit of measurement. According to wikipedia, The cubit is based on measuring by comparing

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi All Sillies!

It is only 10 and it is already hotter than hell. I think this is the last hot day though. I hear rain is coming.

We are doing our mortgage appointment this morning to see how much we can get approved for in a loan. Very stressful. I cannot be happier when this is over.

Where is our Tom.....I miss him!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
It seems like it's just random enough to be voted on as the official measurement of psilliville.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nothing we do will ever match! It's perfect!

Jestgar Rising Star

:wub: :wub: :wub: Sarah-muffin!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

Hope you can smile before facing the day.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Hope you can smile before facing the day.

Awww, yeah, hope so too ;) ...(why 'muffin'? :unsure: )

OMG!!! WHERE IS OUR QUEEN?????

I need to know IF she can bestow ample cleavage?!?! :lol:


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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Awww, yeah, hope so too ;) ...(why 'muffin'? :unsure: )

OMG!!! WHERE IS OUR QUEEN?????

I need to know IF she can bestow ample cleavage?!?! :lol:

Relax. Ample cleavage = ample saggage. Be happy with what you've got.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I am NOT happy with what I got they already point south....and its very depressing at the ripe age of 26!

elye Community Regular
I'm still not scared! I run fast...... Besides, who says Yeti's are dangerous anyways?

:lol: Well, our yeti is a love. And tolerant? Gad...... . the things we've put him through.. . ....

Howevah, word was yesterday that he may have gotten involved with a chupacabra. . .... things may be a'changing with his personality.

I miss him!

And I miss Patoughmghmn! Actually, I'm concerned about that one. Hope he's managing okay.... . . . .. :(:unsure:

Sarah, you need to tell me the evildoer's name. I'm gonna do a voodoo hex! Make his penis fall off. Or just become horribly diseased.

Penises (er....excuse me...penii) falling off....... . . :blink::lol:

Perhaps another way to measure a cubit? Less variation with this....appendage....than with forearms?

No, phorget it.... . . . .methinks there is great variation.... .. ..... :lol:

I would also like some cleavage. Push-up bras help, but I just don't get the real deal. I'd have to have them pushed up to me mouth, and well, there ain't enough there to get remotely close...... <_<

Ryan! Nacho cheese! :lol:

Whenever I think of nachos (or when I make them), I ALWAYS think of our Sarah and the chip-up-her-nose introduction. :lol: Happier, happier times....... . ...I MISS SARAH IN SILLYVILLE!! :wub::(:angry:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Sillies---my post count rolled this morning.....and with it brought a very unwelcome phluid that I hate...and another disappointment knowing that it means no family start this month......

Jestgar Rising Star
Awww, yeah, hope so too ;) ...(why 'muffin'? :unsure: )

Sarah-bearclaw just doesn't seem as endearing somehow :rolleyes:^_^

jerseyangel Proficient
Sillies---my post count rolled this morning.....and with it brought a very unwelcome phluid that I hate...and another disappointment knowing that it means no family start this month......

Sorry Amanda--it's gonna happen--hopefully soon after you're settled into your new home ;)

Ridgewalker Contributor

Here's a bit of silliness that occurred today. I finally decided to bite the bullet and go to the doctor. My dad and the boys have all caught this cold from me and are already getting better, while I'm still hacking up a lung. Turns out I have bronchitis, borderline pneumonia-- that's not the silly part. (Duh.) My immune system is probably in the toilet right now, and my blood pressure skyrocketed back into danger territory. Not too surprising, hopefully it'll even back out soon... Anyway, the silly part...

My doctor has had the same nurse for quite awhile now-- a tall, blonde girl named Jade, very sweet, she's my buddy. But my doctor also always has PAs doing internships, nurses and EMTs doing workshops, all that kind of stuff, so there's often new people in and out.

Well, I'm sitting in the waiting room today, and the door opens, but it wasn't Jade who called my name. No, indeed, instead it was freaking Matthew McConaughey's clean-cut brother! I'm not sh!tting you, you guys, this dude was a total doppelganger, same voice and drawl, and everything! I thought I was gonna have a heart attack.

There I am, schlumped over in a chair, wearing my ratty old patchwork overalls, tank top underneath, and sandals. Eyes bleary, hacking up phlegm and trying not to pee myself every time I cough. He calls my name, and I have to stop myself from gesturing vaguely toward my face, saying, "Moi?" Hehe...

He took my vitals, and when he got to my pulse, he said, very concernedly, that it was really fast. I couldn't help it. A hoarse little snicker popped out before I could stop it. Oh well.

I just had to tell you guys about it. He was HOT.

Jestgar Rising Star
He took my vitals, and when he got to my pulse, he said, very concernedly, that it was really fast. I couldn't help it. A hoarse little snicker popped out before I could stop it. Oh well.

I just had to tell you guys about it. He was HOT.

:lol: :lol:

They should do a re-check with a slatternly nurse, just to see if it's him, or you.

jerseyangel Proficient
There I am, schlumped over in a chair, wearing my ratty old patchwork overalls, tank top underneath, and sandals. Eyes bleary, hacking up phlegm and trying not to pee myself every time I cough. He calls my name, and I have to stop myself from gesturing vaguely toward my face, saying, "Moi?" Hehe...

:lol: OMG you poor thing!! From the way you describe him, I woulda been verklempt, too! :P

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Oh my GAWD Sarah- that ROCKS!!!!!!!!! Not only are you looking at other men, but you're looking at YUMMY other men! I'm just glad he wasn't your ob/gyn or proctologist ;)

:wub: :wub: :wub: Sarah-muffin!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

Hope you can smile before facing the day.

Could our Jess be any sweeter????????????? :wub:

Sorry Amanda--it's gonna happen--hopefully soon after you're settled into your new home ;)

Amanda- I know this feeling, but you will when the time is right. You could always take a procreation vacation. Open Original Shared Link

but........

maybe your beach trip will do :rolleyes:;)

Lisa Mentor

Good to hear that there is some life left in you Sarah....there's hope! ;) There is always room to appreciate the finer things in life.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Sarah . . . so good to hear from you . . . and you deserve a bit of eye-candy if anyone does. Hope they gave you some good drugs for yer bronchitis . . . and that coughing/peeing thing only gets worse as you get older. They say bowling kegling is good for that though!!

elye Community Regular

Amanda! It'll happen when yer at yer busiest and when you least expect it.... . .. .like when you're tackling a newly-bought home........ ;):)

Sarah!!! OMG..... . . . . .....what a great story! :lol::lol:

You sound better. :)

Not only are you looking at other men, but you're looking at YUMMY other men! I'm just glad he wasn't your ob/gyn or proctologist ;)

Ohhh! Au contraire............. . . .....I think having a clean-cut Matthew, speculum in hand, holding cervical office may just make it all bearable! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

OMG--I gotta go in a minute and get dinner but when Matt was born (24 years ago yesterday), the resident on the floor where I was was a guy I went to high school with :o Gawd.....and he didn't look like MM, either <_<

So, we were making small talk about who'd a thunk it while he was checking me out (I wanted to die, I was so embarassed but tried to act like I was cool with it) and he told me that another girl from our school was just down the hall having just had a baby.

Haven't thought about that in years :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Due to Tropical Storm Hanna the beach trip for this weekend has been postponed. After a 3wk period hiatus and unprotected sex.....Jen talked to her 20 yr cousin who had casual sex again last night. Jen was pretty much telling her about her Phloosy behaviour only she used some not so nice words to describe her. SO anyway after Jen spoke to her she asked me to bring down my preg tests. We get stock piles of them from the hospital since all these drug companies send them for the research trials but my hospital does its own test for pregginess so we dont use and the company never wants them back. So I had a bag of them. Turns out she is not preggy...which is good!!!!

The Fun and Craziness never stops around here :o

Hey All my US sillies-- if you are bored tonight, check out the Stand up To Cancer TV program starting at 8, it is being shown on ABC, NBC, and CBS. It is all about cancer treatments and clinical trials and research and stuff. It is a nationwide event. Its been a big conversation at the med center of course but maybe if any one here is interested just to see what its about :)

Ridgewalker Contributor

Hehe, I have to admit, I never did have a problem LOOKING at the "menu." But this one was swoon-worthy. And NICE. And no ring. Can't help but be uplifted there...

Sigh... I was thinking last night, how my feelings have evolved over the past three weeks. At first I was just so horribly shocked and wounded, I kept thinking, "I can't do this, I'll never be able to get through this." And that was just looking at the fact that I would be apart from him.

I had NO IDEA how much worse it was going to get... The selfish cruelty, the heartlessness... that now finally, in an odd way, the worse he gets, the more I'm able to be glad I'm away from him. It would have come out one way or another eventually, I guess.

I keep thinking about an email Lisa (H) sent me- and I promise I'm going to write back- but... maybe this can be a fresh start for me, and the boys, too.

It's hard, and I'm mourning a lot of things right now, but...... despite being sick as a dog, this has been a decent day. :)

BTW, if I disappear for awhile, it's just Hanna. The rain kills the internet connection here. My parents have that Wild Blue satellite, and it stinks.

Jestgar Rising Star
Due to Tropical Storm Hanna the beach trip for this weekend has been postponed.

I bet you coulda gotten your room real cheap.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Oh Sarah . . . you deserve a decent day . . . I hope you start racking them up, now. You are a strong women, you'll be just fine and dandy after you've traveled this rough road. . . we sillies all know it . . . you should listen to us, we are smartasses!!! (ok, yeah, probably smartasses, too)

:wub:

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