The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Lisa]

Sorry about your trip Laura, but it is rather crappy around here. You made a good choice. You'll just have to make the next trip EXTRA special.

I have a yard full of debre to drag to the street. Annie took some pictures of home and the beach and I try to post them when she gets back from the beach with her camera... (translation, I will have her post the pictures and I'll watch her do it.). It's really interesting how impressive "just" a tropical storm can be.

BRING BACK THE EDIT BUTTON ....debris (not that anyone would notice)

[Green12]

I took a nap this morning for 2 hrs....I never do that but it was the perfect day for it and it was so relaxing, the rain was pounding the window and you know I am getting sleepy just thinking about it

That sounds nice Amanda, I felt like that this morning when it was so cold, just curling up in a blanket with a good book or sumfin

It turned out being a really beautiful day here, sunny, mild, in the high 60s/low 70s.

well, they float, actually, so at least they'll look bigger in the tub.

Yes, they are quite buoyant

(aw c'mon, how often do I get to say that from Seattle?)

I'm going to steal Patti's line, tru dat!!!!!!

It's not raining men. This is fortunate, as men can cause extensive roof and structural damage, and house insurance does not cover property destruction from projectile homo sapiens......

BRING BACK THE EDIT BUTTON ....debris (not that anyone would notice)

I noticed that Lisa, but I didn't even give it a second thought

I thought it was an oh so phabulous "Sillyville" spelling of the word.....debre, debr-e

[blueeyedmanda]

Jen and Landen are moving 10 minutes away. Not a far move at all

[curlyfries]

well, they float, actually, so at least they'll look bigger in the tub.

There is a minimum size requirement for floatation

[elye]

BRING BACK THE EDIT BUTTON ....debris (not that anyone would notice)

Lisa! Thank goodness you clarified that for me!.............Your sentence stated something about dragging "debre" out to the street, and I thought perhaps you had a drunken relative staying with you, a Debra.....perhaps your MIL or sumfin'....and that you'd had about enough of her......

[elye]

There is a minimum size requirement for floatation

Yeah... . . .I wonder how many boobs we'd have floating in my hot tub at our party?

Gawd, Peoter.....please don't tell us that your boobs would be floating...... . . . ..

[Lisa]

Lisa! Thank goodness you clarified that for me!.............Your sentence stated something about dragging "debre" out to the street, and I thought perhaps you had a drunken relative staying with you, a Debra.....perhaps your MIL or sumfin'....and that you'd had about enough of her......

Close Emily. Our current house guest Open Original Shared Link.

[Jestgar]

There is a minimum size requirement for floatation

sorry, I didn't realize.

oh, and sorry for your pain

running madly to escape the flying debre being flung from across the country

[elye]

running madly to escape the flying debre being flung from across the country

Try from across the WORLD! He's president of the National Assembly of France!!

Lisa, Jean-Louis Debre, ultra-Conservative Neo-Gaullist, is drinking and catterwauling in your home???

[jerseyangel]

Ah-h-h --I always love it that I have me Sillies to give me a guaffaw er 2.

Mark bought me a present today--a big shop-vac! I've been cleaning the basement like crazy for the last couple of hours.

Flotation devices

[curlyfries]

sorry, I didn't realize.

oh, and sorry for your pain

running madly to escape the flying debre being flung from across the country

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At least mine will never point south or fear being tucked into my belt

That, along with my still-oily skin (no fear of wrinkles here) just further backs up my claim that I am going straight from puberty to menopause.

[Ridgewalker]

You guys are cracking me up! I wanna be in the hot tub, too. I'll make margaritas! Lots of 'em!

I'm a little drugged up right now, btw. The antibiotic I'm on makes me really nauseated, so I've been taking Phenergan to combat that... plus these funky cough medicine capsules the doc gave me.

Which reminds me... Dad and I built bunk beds for the boys. They rock. He did most of it, but I assisted. Anyway, Ezra calls them Funk beds. Hee hee.

Well, we didn't get ANYTHING from Hanna, here. Didn't come nearly as far inland as it had been projected to a couple days ago. It was a little breezy, but warm (mid 80s,) bright blue sky with a fluffy white cloud here and there. Quite nice, actually.

[jerseyangel]

Hee--funk beds.

Glad you guys didn't get the storm--I'm just hoping that when it blows outta here, it takes the dang humidity with it.

Pheel better, Sarah

[elye]

Mark bought me a present today--a big shop-vac! I've been cleaning the basement like crazy for the last couple of hours.

Patti, that is one romantic man you've got there............

You guys are cracking me up! I wanna be in the hot tub, too. I'll make margaritas! Lots of 'em!

Yay! Sarah's cracking up!!

You are SO coming to our hot tub fete, Sarah. You can have the special big seat with the extra jets.

Way to go with the funk beds!

[Green12]

Yeah... . . .I wonder how many boobs we'd have floating in my hot tub at our party?

Close Emily. Our current house guest Open Original Shared Link.

Lisa! What's he doing flying into yer yard, and now you have to drag him into the street?!?!?

running madly to escape the flying debre being flung from across the country

Jess

Mark bought me a present today--a big shop-vac! I've been cleaning the basement like crazy for the last couple of hours.

Patti is a vacuuming phool

How lucky you are to have such a wonderful hubby that surprises you with presents

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Lisa, excellent artistic interpretation of the flying debre.

Looks like Lisa (Goosey) added a new word to the Sillyville dictionary today

You guys are cracking me up! I wanna be in the hot tub, too. I'll make margaritas! Lots of 'em!

I'm a little drugged up right now, btw. The antibiotic I'm on makes me really nauseated, so I've been taking Phenergan to combat that... plus these funky cough medicine capsules the doc gave me.

Ezra calls them Funk beds. Hee hee.

Funk beds

Glad you are having some laughs Sarah Hope you feel better soon!

Laura, sorry your trip got cancelled for the weekend

[blueeyedmanda]

Hi Everyone!

Sarah hope you are pheelin better soon.

We made dinner tonight, and I have been feeling gross ever since....Throwing Up and the D plus I have been cold all day and just worn out......

So we are watching the office, hopefully if I feel better we can go out to the casino in a bit.....

[DingoGirl]

I'll send you a dollar for every time you work 'yeti', 'anal glands' or 'kangaroo scrotum' into your tour.

I'll see that dollar, and raise you ten

Well, I may as well start practicing. Nathaniel Hawthorne's complete works:

The Scarlet Yeti

House of the Seven anal Glands

Young Goodman Kangaroo Scrotum

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*snoooooooort" EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funniest PICC'd one ever, our Bevel

D'you know I was THIS close to getting a Jake Gyllenhaal look-alike in bed? Oh, the places we didn't go........

Well, what happened? do tell us, Bunnie, do tell!

Ah, sometimes it is a challenge to be a guy here in sillyville.

Oh, well, I think I will stick around anyway.

It's like a winter's day here - rainy, blowy, barely reaching 60 degrees F ...AND I got a parking fine (phine) today

Oh please, can we switch??????????? 104 degrees here today...........BOLLOCKS!!!!!

and.........how much exactly IS 50 quid?

Yes, expensive breasts indeed.........

YES! All Sillies not there should report to Facebook stat! We could take over with wacklness and mispelled words

not another vortex.....I've been on facebook for over a year, spying on my friend's son....

umm...could I go in before the festering foot sores?

yeah, me too..........

but - there is absinthe adn bubbly - we won't care

There is a minimum size requirement for floatation

oh HARRUMPH!!!!!!!!! she is SO right on this

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At least mine will never point south or fear being tucked into my belt

that, along with my still-oily skin (no fear of wrinkles here) just further backs up my claim that I am going straight from puberty to menopause

:lol:

love yer whole post Liesa - - OMG - are we separated at birth? no boobs, oily skin, no wrinkles and heading DYE-RECTLY into menopause?????????? yup, I"m there witcha

Love your flying debre illustration

Patti - a romantic gift and she's suckin' out her basement!

Amanda - such a kind mommy figger you are!

Bevvy - a ghoulish job! yay!

and Janet - an even more scary job (just kidding - you'll be fine - I would not )

me - I got nothin' - -

weezee and I are going to bed to read (she's working on War and Peace - me? just some magazines)

*yawn*

[blueeyedmanda]

Thanks for the warm words Susie!

I am still not feeling so great. We are just going to do a movie tonight and stay in.....

[JNBunnie1]

Well, what happened? do tell us, Bunnie, do tell!

Nothing happened, that's the problem. Evildoer ex-girlfriend killed my mojo...... wah.

[elye]

Good Sunday Mornin' Psillies!!

Well, up and at 'em early today.... . ..we are taking the entire household (except the cats) to this:

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Should be terrific - - Elsie and Gus are Team Psilly Psubstandard Poodles

not another vortex.....I've been on facebook for over a year, spying on my friend's son....

It is a very valuable tool for such things.......I check up on DD occasionally. She has....um....261 friends. What in HELL is that??

For all my Newbie Psilly Facebook friends, there are quite a few celiac groups to join. I am on a local one and two other Canadian ones..... . . . ..actually, I believe I also joined an international one. You can just search "celiac"...........great phun, and a Vortex Smackdown.

[nikki-uk]

Hey Em!!

The walk sounds like great fun!!!!.......how could it not be with team Psilly psubstandard poodles!!

For all my Newbie Psilly Facebook friends, there are quite a few celiac groups to join. I am on a local one and two other Canadian ones..... . . . ..actually, I believe I also joined an international one. You can just search "celiac"...........great phun, and a Vortex Smackdown.

Time sucking vortex!!!!!!!!!!! ...love it....

(I Will look at the see-lee-yack groups)

[jerseyangel]

Mornin' Sillies

The storm is outta here--it's crisp and cool this morning. What a difference a day makes--eh?

Phorgot to tell you guys....we were getting groceries in our local Giant yesterday. A lady was there giving out samples, which Mark tried. She asked if I wanted some and I (not being in the mood to get into anything) said I have food allergies, so no thank you.

Mark pipes up that I have Celiac, to which the woman says--oh, I've heard of that....I've been having some problems and think I should be tested for it. So, I told her what to ask her doctor for if she decides to be tested.

So we continue on our way and another woman comes up to me with a pen and paper in her hand--she tells me that her daughter is having symptoms and asks some more questions. I ended up inviting her to the board and giving her my email address!

[CarlaB]

None of you are posting on the bed thread except for Patti? I can't believe a bed thread hasn't stirred up trouble .... I guess mold just isn't as interesting as Altoids.

I hope all of you are doing well.

[Jestgar]

None of you are posting on the bed thread except for Patti? I can't believe a bed thread hasn't stirred up trouble .... I guess mold just isn't as interesting as Altoids.

I hope all of you are doing well.

I have been reading it, but you're right - had the bed been filled with say, skittles, undoubtedly it would be a lot more controversial (not to mention sticky).

[jerseyangel]

None of you are posting on the bed thread except for Patti? I can't believe a bed thread hasn't stirred up trouble .... I guess mold just isn't as interesting as Altoids.

As interesting, maybe, but a heck of a lot scarier Jeeze, I still can't get over it--the beds are moldy and they didn't even recall them or let anyone know???