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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star
Thank goodness for On demand. I have a nice helping of kid shows.

Would those be for you or for Landen? ;)


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Darn210 Enthusiast

Stumbled across this on youtube . . . it's long but heelarryus

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Jestgar Rising Star
Stumbled across this on youtube . . . it's long but heelarryus

Open Original Shared Link

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nicola!!!!!!!!!! there is a definite princess Diana quality to your dress! Was it designed by that duo (what's-their-names) that did her dress? oh, no doubt 'twas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Um, did I ever tell you I was in London the week that Charles and Diana got married (July '81)? Quite the bacchanal........so much fun! (sorry to be repeating me stories)

Oh mygaaaawd :lol: ...Princess Diana???

...and you were in London when they got married??.....GADS you must admit we Brits do love a bit of pomp & ceremony

Anywho me pic in the av is not 'til 1990 (got married in the registry office in '88 and had it blessed in the church in '90).....hideous meringue of a dress which I hired for the day........GADS...cost

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Stumbled across this on youtube . . . it's long but heelarryus

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:lol: :lol: I could not watch the whole thing (attention span of a gnat) but what I saw was quite cute - that old man

This has to be zombie man even more deranged (but sans dressing and jim-jam bottoms) than usual.....perhaps searching for the perfect wheat free sausage :blink:

Indeed :lol: but pholks - I have a disappointing update on Sausage Wanker......heard a re-run of the 11 o'clock news at 2 a.m. (yup, up half the night :blink: ) and......what that programME said was that......a man broke into the house, came out and threw a handful of spice into the face of one man.....then on his way out beat "several people" in the face with teh sausage :lol: :lol: They showed the little dog eating sausage on teh ground......geez, that was SO STAGED <_<

I was sad that there was no body rubbed with spices but really chortling to self, as were the local newscasters......and......why did the lunatic have to break into the house if there were people sitting on the front porch? :blink: sumfin' fishy going on here.......methinks it's a coverup of some sort but brain is too tired to reason it out......... :wacko: I'm sure you guys will think of sumfin'

elye Community Regular
. . . ......stole some poor bloke's prosthesis.......NOT phunny for the poor man, obviously. He must have spent the next few days walking in circles...... .. . .

Or hopping in circles....

I was chortling to myself this morning during me run, as I realized that yes, of course the poor man would be HOPPING ABOUT, not walking in circles. A circular path would be made if the burglar stole the man's RIGHT prosthetic leg (assuming that it's his right leg that's gone), and quietly replaced it with a LEFT one. 'Twould be quite a sight. This man, however, would be able to put to use all of those odd socks that accumulate in our drawers.

Hmmm....unfortunate that I do not know anyone in this unfortunate situation, as my family accumulates ALL KINDS of odd socks.... . . ....

:rolleyes:

Anywho me pic in the av is not 'til 1990 (got married in the registry office in '88 and had it blessed in the church in '90).....hideous meringue of a dress which I hired for the day........GADS...cost
DingoGirl Enthusiast

I just peaked into the GIG thread..... :unsure: kinda scared......hold me........

BTW what/who is GIG? :huh:

I always like it when Jess gets involved.....she speaks for all of us, methinks ;)


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
I just peaked into the GIG thread..... :unsure: kinda scared......hold me........

BTW what/who is GIG? :huh:

I always like it when Jess gets involved.....she speaks for all of us, methinks ;)

:lol: YES!!! Which is handy as I feel that mostly *I* don't have the brain power to string two words together :blink:

EM!! I love the way you've thought out the actual mechanics of whether the man would be hopping in circles :lol: (clock-wise or anti- clockwise?? :huh: )

psawyer Proficient

GIG stands for Gluten Intolerance Group. Open Original Shared Link

I see you, Sarah!

Ridgewalker Contributor

Loving the funny news stories! I've got one for ya. You guys know I live in a very rural area. Well, about 10 years ago or so, we finally got an ATM in a nearby town. (Nearby, as in almost 30 minutes, but still the closest ATM by far.) It was so great, everyone was talking about how convenient it was to finally have an ATM. Ha, you're probably already laughing.

So anyway, about a month later, some guy came up from the city and tried to use the ATM, and it wouldn't give him any money. He tried calling the 800 number, but apparently was unsatisfied with the customer service. So he pulled out a gun, and shot the ATM.

The headline in our little weekly paper was, "ATM Shot 3 Times; Not Killed."

elye Community Regular
:lol: YES!!! Which is handy as I feel that mostly *I* don't have the brain power to string two words together :blink:

Boy, I hear ya on THAT one .. . . ..... . ..pretty intimidating and downright bumfoozling over there in GIG Land. . .. ... .I really want to just suddenly pop into the incredibly intellectual discourse with something light to cut the tension that pervades, as I haven't a hope of contributing anything remotely meaningful.

Do you think that a woman should label her brassiere size on the outside of her clothing, across her chest area, so that a man can make an educated choice about whether or not to pursue things?

Sigh... . . .. ..... .. .This is about all I could offer..........they'd just eat me up, I fear........

:rolleyes:<_<

EM!! I love the way you've thought out the actual mechanics of whether the man would be hopping in circles :lol: (clock-wise or anti- clockwise?? )

:lol::lol:

Well.... . . this would surely depend on where on the planet he is.......in Australia, he'd surely be hopping counter........ . . ..... :P

The headline in our little weekly paper was, "ATM Shot 3 Times; Not Killed."

:lol::lol:

Now Sarah's got US larfin'!! :):)

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Hallo Psillies- I'm back (at least for today) Gah- more Picc line drama. The one in my right arm freaked (same thing- hives, burning, blisters, weeping and all sorts of fun). Turns out I'm allergic to all adhesive and tape except paper.

So I had to have PICC line #4 in my left arm and can only use regular gauze etc which means I (as in me myself) have to change the dressing every other day. I am :(:angry::(:angry::(:angry:

but most of all- tired, sore whiney and need some Psilly love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and a summary from Lisa :P

jerseyangel Proficient
I always like it when Jess gets involved.....she speaks for all of us, methinks ;)

One smart cookie, that one ;)

The headline in our little weekly paper was, "ATM Shot 3 Times; Not Killed."

:lol::lol: Phunny! Does me heart good to see Sarah bringin the Sillie :D

Do you think that a woman should label her brassiere size on the outside of her clothing, across her chest area, so that a man can make an educated choice about whether or not to pursue things?

:P Kinda like on mens' jeans....

but most of all- tired, sore whiney and need some Psilly love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:(:(:(:angry::angry::angry:

Bunches of hugs and wuv to you, Bevvie. :):wub:

Jestgar Rising Star
Do you think that a woman should label her brassiere size on the outside of her clothing, across her chest area, so that a man can make an educated choice about whether or not to pursue things?

:P Kinda like on mens' jeans....

We would need clear-cut enforcement of the 'truth in labeling' laws...

Sorry about the stickie stuff Bev. I got a rash from whatever it was they scrubbed me down with, and since I have psoriasis, I now have scaly shiny patches all over my abdomen :( . Am trying to treat by spending time lying in the sun :) . Dunno if it's helping, but I'm enjoying the treatment. Boy am I gonna p*** off everyone back at work :D

Mtndog Collaborator

Kurt want us all to Open Original Shared Link :lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Kurt want us all to Open Original Shared Link :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And they double as a flotation device in the event of a water landing.

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: :lol: :lol:

And they double as a flotation device in the event of a water landing.

Especially usephul in those with small boobage ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
I got a rash from whatever it was they scrubbed me down with, and since I have psoriasis, I now have scaly shiny patches all over my abdomen :( . Am trying to treat by spending time lying in the sun :) . Dunno if it's helping, but I'm enjoying the treatment. Boy am I gonna p*** off everyone back at work :D

I had some kind of weird delayed allergic reaction like that--my midsection itched so bad that I was scratching myself in my sleep and leaving marks on my skin. I had to wear a thin cotton shirt under everything or I couldn't stand it. (luckily it was winter)

At my 5 week checkup, the doctor said it was most likely a healing reaction--who knows, maybe I was also allergic to the scrub stuff.

Enjoy your "treatment" B)

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Sarah! :lol: :lol:

yes, good to see you bringin' the psilly :wub: how are you?

but most of all- tired, sore whiney and need some Psilly love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:(:( Bevel - this is most heinous!!!!!!!!!!!! So sorry - inject cosmos today, methinks... ;)

did you even SEE Weezee's proclamation of lurve to your Angus in my sig? :wub: she WANTS him to be her friend.....she really does

Kurt want us all to Open Original Shared Link :lol: :lol:

OMG - note the weener delineation in the man's :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
OMG - note the weener delineation in the man's :lol:

OMG!!! I'm laughing so hard right now, Soozle, there are tears in me eyes :lol::lol::lol:

:lol: "weener delineation" :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
OMG - note the weener delineation in the man's :lol:

What??? ....NO!!......going back now to look :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Sillies!! I have to tell you about my most favorite delicious new snack--Mission Tortilla Chips. Chips usually hate me, but not these!! :D I can't believe I've never tried them before...... :huh:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
What??? ....NO!!......going back now to look :lol:

Oh yes, slight delineation :smirkemoticon:

SARAH!!......glad no one was hurt during the (rural) ATM shoot out :lol:

God knows sometimes I feel like shooting it if it's out of money :lol: .......but thankfully can access another 3 mins away :rolleyes:

BEVELL :( ...dressing your own weepage........I COMMAND the evil picc (and surrounding skin) to settle the hell down!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
OMG!!! I'm laughing so hard right now, Soozle, there are tears in me eyes :lol::lol::lol:

:lol: "weener delineation" :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: it did crack me own self up, also - -

happy to make yer laff until yer cryin, paddeigh :)

Plain old Mission chips? must look into this......

Bloody 102 degrees here today......Weez and I are sick of it....alas, cooling to 96 tomorrow, and then low 90s all week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: much better

Ridgewalker Contributor
:lol::lol: Phunny! Does me heart good to see Sarah bringin the Sillie :D

Sarah! :lol: :lol:

yes, good to see you bringin' the psilly :wub: how are you?

:wub: Sad a lot of the time, crying a lot again last night, and a ton of anger, but... nothing can take my smile away for long, when I've at least got my boys. :) I think they're the only thing that's kept me sane.

Sillies!! I have to tell you about my most favorite delicious new snack--Mission Tortilla Chips. Chips usually hate me, but not these!! :D I can't believe I've never tried them before...... :huh:

Ah, I like those too, especially to make nachos.

SARAH!!......glad no one was hurt during the (rural) ATM shoot out :lol:

God knows sometimes I feel like shooting it if it's out of money :lol: .......but thankfully can access another 3 mins away :rolleyes:

:lol: Ya know I had to run right over there to see the bullet holes, hehe. Everyone around here was furious at "that crazy city boy" for coming up here and shooting up our only ATM! We have more ATMs now, though, so if anybody gets any ideas, I'm covered.

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