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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Green12 Enthusiast
:lol: :lol: But - I would add - Sauna WEENER Pants etc. :lol:

What about......

Delineated Weener and the Flying Debre


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Jestgar Rising Star
What about......

Delineated Weener and the Flying Debre

Sounds more like an acrobatic group

The aMAZing Delineated Weener and the FLYing Debre

Green12 Enthusiast
Sounds more like an acrobatic group

The aMAZing Delineated Weener and the FLYing Debre

It does have that ring to it, doesn't it.....a traveling circus act of sorts.

Green12 Enthusiast
I am going now to hide under the bed. :blink:

:lol: Peter

Which troll was that?

Troll? :unsure:

Phorgot to say, check out Bev's post count :o

DingoGirl Enthusiast
What about......

Delineated Weener and the Flying Debre

:lol:

Sounds more like an acrobatic group

The aMAZing Delineated Weener and the FLYing Debre

:lol:

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now I KNOW I"m feeling better because........THAT gave me a snorting guffaw........and reminds me -

yet another sentence (and in bold) for a newbie to encounter and scramble off :lol:

It does have that ring to it, doesn't it.....a traveling circus act of sorts.

"Traveling, interpretive, assemblage/circus act with......inflatable sauna weener pants, dangerous airborne spices and injurious sausages, and other kooky, disparate, mad features" :lol: :lol:

oh, the utter lunacy of it all!!!!!!!!

Hi Peter! I notice you haven't said anything about the delineated weener pants :lol:

<another band variation: Delineated Weener Pants>

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Lisa's summing up :lol: ....we ARE soooo funny aren't we?? :unsure:

I want to spread them out on a cookie sheet and warm them up--

We're talking about chips right??? :unsure::lol:

So then it was off to IKEA

......this makes me want to lay down in a darkened room

BUT!!!

JOHN AND I GOT OUR MORTGAGE LOAN THROUGH!!!!! WE WAITED SINCE FRIDAY TO HEAR :):):) now house hunting is official. We know our price range and everything!!!!!

THIS IS SOOOO EXCITING!!!!! :D:D

Poop Pod and the Poo Crimes

Didn't they do a slot at Glastonbury ??? :lol:

I LOVE when Nik says summat - - can yanks say it? or is it just too lame?

I'm not sure :unsure: .....I'll ring yer & get you to say it over and over

The aMAZing Delineated Weener and the FLYing Debre

I heard they just joined the Cirque du Soleil

Alrighty, I simply MUST do summat constructive today....but WHAT????

Hoovering??? or dusting or wash the floors/clean the oven/clean the windows/change all bedding/put suitcases in loft/Ironing OR curl up on the couch with a blanky and a small ginger cat as it's raining and chilly low 60's F <_<

Flip flops NO MORE :( (blue toes :rolleyes: )

curlyfries Contributor
Which troll was that?

Emily said it and she was talking about Mike Tyson........this was during the *guy in boxers whacking people with a sausage* discussion.


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Darn210 Enthusiast

Not startin' off good here, people!!! My first day at work and to get things going, I put a regular bagel in my daughter's toaster. Then proceded to cc her container of cream cheese. Now I have to run to target tonight to replace hers . . . thing they'll let me test drive them to find one that doesn't sound like a squirrel jumping on a metal screen??

Gahhhhhh!!!! I'm an eeejit!!!

elye Community Regular

Goooood Morning, Sillies!

The aMAZing Delineated Weener and the FLYing Debre

:lol::lol:

To hell with Cirque Du Soleil..........I think we have Michel Debr

elye Community Regular
Now I have to run to target tonight to replace hers . . . thing they'll let me test drive them to find one that doesn't sound like a squirrel jumping on a metal screen??

:lol:

Janet! You can provide your family with HOURS of entertainment: Tell the clerk at Target that you MUST hear the sound of each toaster as it is popping up - - that you are looking for a model that sounds exactly like your dog's leash as it is being taken off its hook in the cupboard......or like a mewling cat..... .. . ..or, if listening very closely, like somebody calling, "Jooooooooossssieee....C'mere, girl! Joooooosssssieee".........

:rolleyes::lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies!

Its back to work today---not easy especially since it was rainy and thundering and lighting. Who wants to get out of bed when it is so dreary!

So here I am at work.....wish I was home!

jerseyangel Proficient
JOHN AND I GOT OUR MORTGAGE LOAN THROUGH!!!!!

I meant to congratulate you on this yesterday, Amanda!! Great news fer sure!! :D

I am going now to hide under the bed. :blink:

Hee--this got me thinkin'--at this point, I probably have about as much estrogen as you do! :lol:

The aMAZing Delineated Weener and the FLYing Debre

:lol: Delineated :lol:

Not startin' off good here, people!!! My first day at work and to get things going, I put a regular bagel in my daughter's toaster. Then proceded to cc her container of cream cheese. Now I have to run to target tonight to replace hers . . . thing they'll let me test drive them to find one that doesn't sound like a squirrel jumping on a metal screen??

What a mornin', Jan-it!! The day just has to go up from here :D

Fer me, it's Birkenstocks..... .. . ....and I shall miss them dearly.. ..... .

Ah--Birkenstocks.....still wearin mine. B)

Remember us in Philadelphia, Em? Both wearin our Birks? :D:wub:

Jestgar Rising Star

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today!
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That photo appears to have been cut from a box top, so someone apparently bought those pants :o uh...Kurt?...where did you say you got that photo?....
:ph34r: :ph34r: You know our secret!!!!!!!!!!!!

COME ON BEV!!!...we know Kurt wears 'em (only on Fridays)

He does :ph34r: and I LIKE it :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bev needs giggles and love, stat!

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::wub::lol::wub:

Man!!!! When you put it like that, Lisa, we're damn phunnie!!!

Lisa- Your psummaries rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

I am going now to hide under the bed. :blink:

I come too?????

Sounds more like an acrobatic group

The aMAZing Delineated Weener and the FLYing Debre

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Get
today!

I want a Titty Tiddy Bear :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

I want me a Tiddy Bear!! :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Not startin' off good here, people!!! My first day at work and to get things going, I put a regular bagel in my daughter's toaster. Then proceded to cc her container of cream cheese.

GAHHHH!!!! <they allow you work with small children??? :unsure: >

Only jesting Gian-knit :D ....you could use some toaster bags 'til you get a new toaster.

Which reminds me, I am trying to be ultra, ultra careful with Al's diet :rolleyes: .....bought some little packets of 'honey cakes' for him ....great for the lunchbox I thought patting meself on the back :rolleyes:

The pack said Wheat /Gluten free ...GREAT!!!!!!!!!!

.....oh wait!! :unsure: ....the main ingredient is RYE flour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evildemonemoticon:

OK, no Wheat gluten BUT plenty of Rye gluten.........why MUST life be SOOO complicated :blink:

READ and read AGAIN your ingredients pholks!!!!!!

Gahhhhhh!!!! I'm an eeejit!!!

GAHHH!!! ME TOO!!!!! :rolleyes:

To hell with Cirque Du Soleil..........I think we have Michel Debr
elye Community Regular
Remember us in Philadelphia, Em? Both wearin our Birks? :D:wub:

:lol::lol: YES!! The cool, middle-aged chicks in their Birks.........

Only jesting Gian-knit :D ....you could use some toaster bags 'til you get a new toaster.

BUT........ . .....perhaps the crinkling of the toaster bags sounds like the backyard squirrels rustling through the leaves....... :unsure::rolleyes:

Rye gluten!!! :angry::angry:

Light dusting of shelves.....emptying of dishwasher, stripped beds

1 hour phone call to friend

1 hour visit from different friend

........overall a reasonably productive day ..... :huh::lol: (well it's better than yesterday!)

Didja take care of yer cold pheet, Nik? And Al's got a verruca.........heinous. I do believe that this sounds like an Italian sports car. . . . and I'm sure Al wishes he had one of these instead..... . .. <_<

Bev is turned on by Kurt in his sauna pants! :lol:

Actually, I emailed that hilarious pic of the pants box to DH at work this morning, saying something like, "we need to get each other a pair of these for Christmas - - matching ones", and he just responded back with "They look a lot like my hockey pants". :huh::huh: Gad, not any hockey pants I'VE evah seen......

Then I began to think about how those sauna pants would make FANTASTIC hockey pants! They would provide ample protection, there is penile deliniation in lieu of a jock, and they stay nice and warm when you're out on the freezing ice!! Must work on this.......

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Ya know Sillies- I did not miss my job while I was at home at all :):)

I did miss my coworkers (some of them) they provide endless fun all day. One just bought a house and she moves in tomorrow. She is so excited. I can't wait until thats my time :)

So the rain finally cleared out again. It was all thundering and ugly this morning. I want to escape outside for lunch and hopefully I can find a dry seat.

Off to lunch

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Alrighty, I simply MUST do summat constructive today....but WHAT????

Hoovering??? or dusting or wash the floors/clean the oven/clean the windows/change all bedding/put suitcases in loft/Ironing OR curl up on the couch with a blanky and a small ginger cat as it's raining and chilly low 60's F

Oh! I want to come over and curl up w/ blankies and the small ginger cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want RAIN AND COLD WEVVER!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry: The sun..........it depresses me - I am not kidding :lol: (well, too much sun - it makes me feel always - too exposed - hard to explain but......clouds/rain/dark skies feel cozy and safe )

:wacko:

and look where in hell I live. <_<

To hell with Cirque Du Soleil..........I think we have Michel Debr
Green12 Enthusiast
"Traveling, interpretive, assemblage/circus act with......inflatable sauna weener pants, dangerous airborne spices and injurious sausages, and other kooky, disparate, mad features" :lol: :lol:

oh, the utter lunacy of it all!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol:

Susie got her guffaw on!

Not startin' off good here, people!!! My first day at work and to get things going, I put a regular bagel in my daughter's toaster. Then proceded to cc her container of cream cheese.

OH NO Janet!

Get
today!

This cracks me up! Who comes up with these things?

The study of infomercial products is quite fascinating actually......like the bag that sucks all the air out, Space Bags er sumfin like that.....that's exactly what I am missing in my life! I want to cram 4 stacks of clothes into a bag and suck all the air out until they become flat as a pancake so I can put them under my pillow.

The pack said Wheat /Gluten free ...GREAT!!!!!!!!!!

.....oh wait!! :unsure: ....the main ingredient is RYE flour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evildemonemoticon:

:blink:

How can they get away with labeling it gluten-free when it has rye flour in it? I cry false advertising!!!!!

And yes, what is a verruca?

SILLIES - will only be 96 here today - you have NO idea what a difference that makes! Awoke to a cool morning.........but back up to 100 for the weekend :angry:

Heinous!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG :lol:

this just in - -

have Regis/Kelly on in the background, and I guess readers were sending in letters w/ suggestions for Regis's new grandpa name........

someone suggested "G Pizzle"

:lol: :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

WHAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????

Do NOT tell me you don't get verruca's en America?!?!?! :unsure:

Yer generally catch 'em at swimmimng pools and...well, they don't really hurt but quite contagious

Had many, many, many as a child as I used to swim for my county (you had to wear a rubber sock :ph34r: at the pool if you had one....gaaawd don't tell Kurt about the rubber socks!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: )

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SUSELLE I swap you yer weather STAT!!!!!!!!!!

The working of Em's brain is indeed quite wackl :wacko::wacko:

jerseyangel Proficient
OMG :lol:

this just in - -

have Regis/Kelly on in the background, and I guess readers were sending in letters w/ suggestions for Regis's new grandpa name........

someone suggested "G Pizzle"

:lol: :lol:

Did the letter come from Canada by any chance?? :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Verrucas :unsure:

I am sure we get them here........but.....what are they called?

OMG sillies :lol: check this out - today's paper:

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nikki-uk Enthusiast

''Pappy's - Easy on the eyes -- great on steaks, fish and poultry'' :lol::lol:

GADS!!....it all happens in Fresno!!....the couple that shot each other?? :unsure::lol:

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