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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Green12 Enthusiast

Top of the Monday morn to ya Sillies!!!! :lol:

I'm behind must go back and get all caught up :)

I'll be back!


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Green12 Enthusiast
Susie . . . does it go sumptin like Open Original Shared Link at yer house??

:lol:

That was great Janet. I LOVE that dog!!! Such a sweet face, and awwwww hiding in shame!

UUUGGGGHHHH . . . Exhausted this morning . . . slept naught last night. Something to do with the autumnal equinox?? I know I don't sleep as well during full moons . . . gah!! must schedule a nap for later today.

Suuuuuuuure Janet, we all know why you don't get any sleep during full moons, out til all hours of the night taping up mailboxes all over yer neighborhood.

GUILT DAWG & THE POO CRIMES

Number one hit . . . Bean Wasteland

another hit:

I Drive My Mommy Crazy :lol:

and

She Wonders if I have Thumbs :lol:

EXCELLENT!!!!!

...and a cover of Jumpin' Jack Flash, cuz it's a GAS, GAS, GAS!!

Jules, I am a little worried about this book......I STILL have not recovered from Old Yeller in third grade (now THAT book should be REMOVED from children's reading lists :unsure: ). Have to find out if there's anything sad w/ this dog........so you read it first, okay? :lol:

:lol:

I must investigate this....I know Oprah is a huge dog lover, and just recently lost her beloved Sophie dog (a cocker like me boy that I lost a few years ago :( ) so my first thoughts are she wouldn't like a book where something sad happened to the dog, but you never know.

Will get back to you with my findings!

No more naps for me. Must pretend to work again :( .

:(:(

Green12 Enthusiast
Others on the album:

Knockin' Over Garbage Cans

Bungee that Weez :rolleyes:

I hit this on reply but for some reason it didn't show up, but it gets an EXCELLENT too!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Oprah's dog :( she choked on a ball. But, wasn't it one of her Goldens?

Don't forget the other famous song by Weezee's band:

Weezel in da Can

:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Oprah's dog :( she choked on a ball. But, wasn't it one of her Goldens?

Don't forget the other famous song by Weezee's band:

Weezel in da Can

:lol:

She lost one of the Golden Retrievers and Sophie :majorsadface: Sophie was quite old though, 14 I think.

and another song.....

She Aint Heavy She's My Piggie Weezie

Jestgar Rising Star
She Aint Heavy She's My Piggie Weezie

:lol: :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Cr@p!!! Kids are due home in about 10 minutes and mommy did NOT get her nap.

Jess . . . I did not realize you were back at work today . . . must use your stealth now to come play/talk wif us . . . :ph34r:

Susie . . . Is Piggy-dog scared of anything? I could put the vacuum by the trash and Josie wouldn't go near it!!! Likewise . . . I don't like getting too close to vacuums either.

Question for you word-O-phobes: Any other word in the English language that has a double "U" besides vacuum?


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
She Aint Heavy She's My Piggie Weezie

:lol::lol::lol:

Question for you word-O-phobes: Any other word in the English language that has a double "U" besides vacuum?

:huh:

Oooh, I dunno.....get back to yer

Darn210 Enthusiast
Question for you word-O-phobes: Any other word in the English language that has a double "U" besides vacuum?

Wait a minute . . . "phobes" isn't right!! I'm not lookin' for an answer from someone askeert of words!!. . . What's the right term here? (as if word-O-phobes might have been right :lol: )

DingoGirl Enthusiast
She lost one of the Golden Retrievers and Sophie :majorsadface: Sophie was quite old though, 14 I think.

and another song.....

She Aint Heavy She's My Piggie Weezie

:lol: :lol:

Alas she IS heavy. :blink: you should see her tummy bloat. And, she's POOPING GRAVEL. :unsure: this cannot be good........now must check for any broken teef.......dear gawd.

OMG - O lost TWO dogs? how did I miss that? :( I think that any new dogs she gets are going to be rescued from the pound, though, since she did that wonderful (but too painful to watch) show on evil breeders.....

Susie . . . Is Piggy-dog scared of anything? I could put the vacuum by the trash and Josie wouldn't go near it!!! Likewise . . . I don't like getting too close to vacuums either.

:lol: piggy-dog reminds me of Nik's famous Piggy Bat. Nik, almost halloween, I think the bat needs to show up again next month, eh? :P

the only thing Weezel-Pig is afraid of is flies in the house, because I used to swat them. She is terrified of things being swatted. Hence, she is scared of flies in the house as swatting could happen, so I can't swat any more due to this phobia.......but evidently the flies circling around the trash can are not scary. <_<

I now have to keep my trash can OUTSIDE the fence and this is against the rules here in Stepford - you cannot have yer cans showing. So - I'll do this until I get in trouble.....and then......who knows.

double u's? what in hell are you doing? can't think of any....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Wait a minute . . . "phobes" isn't right!! I'm not lookin' for an answer from someone askeert of words!!. . . What's the right term here? (as if word-O-phobes might have been right :lol: )

:lol: :lol: I was gonna say sumfin'

we is NOT askeert of words! we is NOT mathS people, we is WORDS people :lol:

WardGirl Rookie
Question for you word-O-phobes: Any other word in the English language that has a double "U" besides vacuum?

If I ever get back to Hawaii, I will wear my muumuu. B)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OK,

ContinUUm

and,.... :lol:

MenstrUUm *giggle*

Mtndog Collaborator

Hewwo- just wanted to poop in while my bev is feewin' poopy and say he fo her. She OK and I lick her face till she all betta! She tol me dat Weezee eat beans and sick- me no like so I send Weezee email.

bev say youse guys is funny and sometimes she fart and burp- you know dat? Can anyone take me fer walk till Bev feel better? Luve, Angus

PS I bigger now den in picture! I 2 years old now!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
If I ever get back to Hawaii, I will wear my muumuu. B)

Hey! Isn't this a Jacquie sighting??????????? :) HI JACQUIE!!!!!!!!!!

<er - wait - am I confuzed?> :unsure:

OK,

ContinUUm

and,.... :lol:

MenstrUUm *giggle*

menstruum :lol:

Hewwo- just wanted to poop in while my bev is feewin' poopy and say he fo her. She OK and I lick her face till she all betta! She tol me dat Weezee eat beans and sick- me no like so I send Weezee email.

bev say youse guys is funny and sometimes she fart and burp- you know dat? Can anyone take me fer walk till Bev feel better? Luve, Angus

PS I bigger now den in picture! I 2 years old now!

ANGUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

take care of yer mommy, give her kisses until she is ALL BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weezee says hi :wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast

OK, OK . . . I remember now . . . I thought we knew WardGirl. Thanks for popping in with some answers but a muumuu?? . . . really?? . . . I prefer a nice pair of capris and a T-shirt!! :lol::lol:

Angus!! I wuv your baby picture. Take care of mommy and if she wants to blame her gas on you, you just let her!!

WardGirl Rookie
Hey! Isn't this a Jacquie sighting??????????? :) HI JACQUIE!!!!!!!!!!

<er - wait - am I confuzed?> :unsure:

No you is not confuzzed. It is me Jacquie :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

JACQUIE!!!!

MUu muu???........... didn't we discuss these...weren't they Kaftans over 'ere ???? :blink:

Gotta go vacUUm me mUU mUU :lol:

....also must find me piggy bat :huh:

Jestgar Rising Star
I now have to keep my trash can OUTSIDE the fence and this is against the rules here in Stepford - you cannot have yer cans showing.

Are you kidding me??? :o

Are the potties disguised in the houses too, because of course none of them poop.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Are you kidding me??? :o

Are the potties disguised in the houses too, because of course none of them poop.

I am NOT kidding. <_< You can get fined if yer cans are showing. They have to be behind a fence or in the garage. One-car garage for me, no room.

HI DONNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

elye Community Regular

Mygawd, too much to respond to!! That's it, I cannot be working these afternoons when there is so much catching up to do. Right, then.. . .. . I'll be resigning... . .. ... :lol:<_<

Hi, Jacquie!!

We always wore muumuus when I was a kid....all summer, in phact. My mom made them for us all, as we had a pool and would throw them on over our bathing suits.

There is also "residuum".......hey, now...this could be an introductory ESL exercise for Thursdays classes.......

Nocturnal bean emissions!! :o

Angus - - our new Psilly member!

WardGirl Rookie

Waves to Emily and all other psillys :) I'm just stopping by to help the cause :)

I got myself a loverly muumuu when we were in Hawaii many moons ago but alas like a lot of things in the closet they have shrunk over the years.

Jestgar Rising Star
I got myself a loverly muumuu when we were in Hawaii many moons ago but alas like a lot of things in the closet they have shrunk over the years.

Yes, I'm sure there's something in wood that causes shrinkage. Someone should research better closet material.

WardGirl Rookie
Yes, I'm sure there's something in wood that causes shrinkage. Someone should research better closet material.

Wood is certainly knot the problem here. Since our closets are knot wood. I personally think it's jsut that they don't like being ignored in the winter. It's their revenge :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I got myself a loverly muumuu when we were in Hawaii many moons ago but alas like a lot of things in the closet they have shrunk over the years.

<_< I know, don't you hate that random, unpredictable shrinkage????

Yes, I'm sure there's something in wood that causes shrinkage. Someone should research better closet material.

*snort* oh yeah, they sure shoud! :lol:

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