The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[blueeyedmanda]

Just made up the weeks grocery list and we are about to head out. I am thinking about making homemade soup this week. I got a whole menu planned....with all the price increases going on gas groceries, we started planning meals and it has been working out. I am starting to enjoy cooking...

[DingoGirl]

Um.............does ANYBODY want to TALK about that unbelieeeeeeeeeeeeevably adorable wee kit-ten in Patti's av????????????????? Did I miss sumfin? When did this happen? I WANT TO KISS IT!!!!!!!! ♥

<gawd I hope I hope I HOPE I don't go buy a kitten today>

[blueeyedmanda]

Its going to be in the high 70's the next few days but overnights it is in the 40's my house was freezing this morning!

[Judyin Philly]

.... . . .. ..so... . . . . . .....would that be considered a patty-cake?

(((((((((♥HUG♥)))))))))))

Good one Lisa..........

Um.............does ANYBODY want to TALK about that unbelieeeeeeeeeeeeevably adorable wee kit-ten in Patti's av????????????????? Did I miss sumfin? When did this happen? I WANT TO KISS IT!!!!!!!! ♥

chance of anything productive happening today: zero to slim

I was wondering that too. Such a cute baby. Maybe Patti was helping someone post their avatar like she did me.........OR...........WHAT ever...........fess up PATRICIA.

Its going to be in the high 70's the next few days but overnights it is in the 40's my house was freezing this morning!

DITO BUT NICE NOW...TO NICE TO HAVE ME HANDS IN THE DRITY MUCK/

[nikki-uk]

HOLY GINGER KITTENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAAAAAT???...is it Patti's son who has the delicious wee thing??

Give ME ALL THE GINGER KITTENS, I must have them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥

[Green12]

Happy Thanksgiving to all the Silly Canadians!!!!! (Emily, Peter, Ryan, Alex....am I missing anyone?)

I just love Thanksgiving..... and the phood!!!! TO die for!

Have a wonderful day guys

Apologies......ate alot of cabbage

Nikki.......I also noticed the bowel symbols protruded outside of the quote boxes, what's up with that? (besides over gaseousness due to excessive cabbage eating )

Yay about getting back to yer slimming gym classes, all is right with the world when one can work up a sweat shaking yer bum

------------- The Jester, the Bugler, and the Smelly Royal Robe ----------

. . .. . . .. ..a Cautionary tale from the Land of Psilly. . . .. . . . . .

I didn't squirt too much yesterday!

Glad you are doing better and able to eat more!

Just made up the weeks grocery list and we are about to head out. I am thinking about making homemade soup this week. I got a whole menu planned....with all the price increases going on gas groceries, we started planning meals and it has been working out. I am starting to enjoy cooking...

This is a great idea Amanda, planning all your meals ahead and grocery lists with all the prices increasing on everything

Soup sounds great about now! Tis very cold here :brrrrrface: I need to dig up a recipe I made last winter, Potato Corn chowder. It was delish....I hope I can find it.

[Erica94]

what i meant to post last night.... my my i have 3 different replies going at once O.O

It happens when the great gods of the celiac forum have deemed you worthy of advancementship. . . . <read in a big booming voice over a background of thunder> . . . or whenever you reach the right number of posts . . . like 80 or sumptin.

Erica you still feeling better this afternon

hi everybody else

we took a drive to Rock Hall MD today

beautiful day and nice to be by the water.

judy

errrrmmmm... methinks perhaps my brain has gone missing, as i can't think what u could possibly be talking about...... was i sick?

u were in maryland?!! and i missed it??

I know the type!...My nephew and his wife are professional ballet dancers.......travel around the world to perform......once studied under Barishnikov. When they got married they had a band at the reception and all the ballet dancers on the dance floor trying to 'get down' was hilarious!!!.....quite dorky, actually

AHA!.........so your a freshman!..........hmmmm....even younger than I thought

BTW......I posted out there and used a couple of pictograms ☼ ☻ and PURTY FONT........must do this gradually..........don't want to startle the Others

I have a mental picture of our work-ditching, fair-going psilly walking around the fair leaving a trail of bunnie pellets behind her!!!!! . . . . . . . . .

I want a sun porch! .........We had one when I was little........It's called a Florida room in Florida

Emotionicons conserved:5

Number of chores done: 0

DVDs watched:1

Number of new/used clothes bought smaller than I have worn in countless years:5

Time spent on a sunny day with the wind in my face: priceless

O.O OMG gaaaaaaaaaaahhhh stupid lucky people >.< haha yeah... that sounds about right and i have decided that the next time i'm at a party or a dance and someone says "But you're a dancer! How can you not like to dance?!" i'm going to stick them in a level B (grade 2-3) ballet technique at a cecchetti seminar and see how much they like it. *hmph*

:lol:

i am indeed how old did u think i was?

a florida room? in florida?!! how unimaginative

Backyard dog turds picked up and flushed - - 3

Pucks shot at driveway goaltender Sophie - - 28

Number saved - - 27 (yes! Got ONE past her).........

Number of pants thrown into Sally Anne bag - - 3 (incredible how they shrink over a couple of years). . . . ..

Number of emoticons used today - - 4

I do believe that our emotiquota should carry over.... . . . if we only use 10 in our first post of the day, we get the ten we didn't use tacked on to the remainder. . . . ..Queen Erica the Youngest, could you put this forward to Sir Skaught, Prime Overseer of Everything?

Ah! Indeed, you may see this nice man's ballcock at some point. . . . . .

Oh, gad. .. . now the robe stinks, and is sticky. . . . . ....... .

Dear gawd, Sooozie. . .. .....!! I am a Canuck, so I am speechless at your references to "freezing" weather.. . . ....68 F????

You Californians!

OMG.. . . . . .Where is that number hiding?? And WHY?

hmmm... perhaps... tis a very good idea emotiquota

:lol: :lol:

must agree w/emily.... it has to get down into the 30s and 40s for me to really be freezing

emotionicons conserved: -15 and so all have been removed from quotes

[Green12]

Patti, your grand kitty is ADORABLE!!! Such a wee little kitty cat, so CUTE!!!!!

Lisa said patty-cake

What kind of dancing did ya say you did again? Ballroom? Or was it Swing Dancing....er Line Dancing? My wee brain can't recall

Where is Queen Erica??? We need a Homecoming report stat!!

How was your Sunday roast Nikki?

[elye]

Weight of turkey sizzling in oven - - 6.4 kg

Number of potatoes mashed - - 16

Number of times I have gotten out of the kitchen for any reason - - 0

Total calories already consumed today - - not gonna type it

Patti! What is your beautiful grand-kitten's name? ♥ I wanna kiss him, too!

Queen Erica! A Cecchetti Seminar?? Mygawd.. . . . a long lecture about Italian pasta? Sounds phab!

[DingoGirl]

SILLIES.................hold me............

There has been much discussion with friends (three) this morning of religion and politics......all have dye-verse views.............

help me........I am sooooooooo overwrought and worked up and conphuzed now..........

must........leave............house and...........

cleanse brain and................

okay - need a change of scenery - - am overwrought and need pure frivolity now

bye sillies - going to Gail's for cocktails later, methinks

HOLY GINGER CATS, indeed :lol:

[Green12]

There has been much discussion with friends (three) this morning of religion and politics......all have dye-verse views.............

This is why I never discuss religion or politics with phriends

I hope cocktails will cleanse thy brain

Am settling in for afternoon football, Sillies if you want to see how cold it is tune in to the Bronco game (if it is being televised it in your region).......the refs have even broken out their cold weather uniforms

:yikesface:

[Erica94]

OK RANT COMING...............

I was tired when we got home and ran to Acme to pick up a Tyson beef dinner that i ck'd the ingred on 2 w.eeks ago.

TODAY .........YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THE exact same package had .........WHEAT AND 3 KINDS OF SOY.

They didn't have any discaimers at the bottom of the ingred list either. Another company bites the dust.

Why do we always have to cook to live?............I hate this disease

came home and did pork chops and sourcrout and m/p and salad......fast but DIDN'T WANT TO COOK.

MAN THAT FRESH FRIED CHICKEN LOOKED AND SMELLED SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD.

Haven't had any fried foods in years.

CARRY ON MY SILLIES........

Can you imagine if the sillies in the OBX go out to dinner............. man that waiter/waitress better be ready for them

poor judy!! well ur dinner sounds much better!! healthier... and homemade... but still, i know that doesn't really help

OMG - I think I miss fried food more than anything......... My Last Supper, whilst being driven home from colonoscopy/endo, was a butt load of fried chicken *sigh*

began working for a former boss three weeks ago, VERY part-time at this point, was scared to death. But - I am so excited - it's working out so well, and I think it gets to be a permanent position for me.

*snort* what DOES it mean??????????????? mygawd........what it means is that Queen Erica the Young and ColoUrful has become..........one of us

<don't tell yer parents>

*snort* quite somethign........our youngest royal member just OFFICIALLY became an Advanced Community Member...............a record, surely

How big would I say WHAT was?????? my poop? are we really going to go there, Em? do you REALLY want ot know that? *snort* :madcackle:

My Last Snack after i came home from the endoscopy was a whole sleeve of Saltines... and i believe the gluten-freeness began that very evening

hooray!!

:cracking up and conserving emotionicons:

can't help it

And Erica, how very exciting about your Homecoming tonight.....will you be wearing the royal robe instead of a dress??

Anything Bridget Jones amuses me......makes my face go like this ------>

number of times I have said sit today: 92

number of times dog actually sat: 4

number of accidents in the house: 0

number of puppy kisses: 10

number of emoticons used: 9

oh i didn't even think of it!! well i couldn't have anyway... too hot in the gym for such a heavy royal garment. and what if someone stepped on it and it ripped!?

hmm... is Bridget Jones a good book/movie? what's it about?

Evening Sillies-

Been a long day and a long night- Last evening Landen was here and at 11 he woke up sick and he was crying on and off all night- poor thing. We didnt get much sleep.

We are looking at a house in Mechanicsburg--- 5 minutes from Wegmans, talk about right up my alley.

Well John is watching the PSU game and I am resting. My leg is bothering me- Had another accident with it 3 weeks ago- I think I will be getting it MRIed.....There are some odd lookign bumps by my ankle bone-- the site of impact....lots of brusing on the top of my foot too near the ankle.....I am sooo klutzy!!!

so sorry about landen... hope you can all get more sleep tonight

really? Mechanicsburg? ooh but sounds good

omg amanda!! doesn't sound good.... but right there w/u on the klutziness

But........I'm freezing now..........I think the house is at about 76 er sumfin' and so......I have to crawl into bed and get snuggly and warm.

take that, you Canucks and East Coasters and Southern Londerners, I am a COMPLETE wuss and will happily admit it

♥♥♥♥♥♥

freezing?!!! yes, perhaps the biggest wuss i have ever known!

after myself of course (just not temperature-wise)

But - speaking of stoves - sumfin' quite funny happened today, involving a whole roll of dental floss falling (unbeknownst to me) out of its plastic container and........into the metal burner-thingy under the stove grate.....I have no idea how it got there or how long it had been there. Gads.

tell me, who in HELL has a burning, melted orb of molten dental floss on his or her stove, but ME?

<it was REALLY cool, BTW>

hmmm, so I could carry the bankcard in my teeth, and I've got the pin number...but how to get out of the house with it?

I'm excited too about the doggie love!!!!!! I never realized how much I missed having a dog until now, I was just scared I think getting attached to another bundle of fur after losing my last dog like I did.

awwww

Hi guys . . . just popped in to say "Hello". I'm down at the beach, and everyone said you were still here, so I wanted to make sure to see how you're doing . . .

{{{{{{Smoochies}}}}}

Lynne

hello lynne! not sure we've met... i am the lone teenager in Psillyville, possiblye suzieqieu's younger sister, and Queen Erica the Young and ColoUrful (is that the most recent title update?)

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part 2 coming soon!

[Erica94]

gah first emotioniconically busted, and THEN quoticonically busted!! sheeeeesh

how many quote boxes are allowed per post?

we are BARKING mad here.

but so much phunnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL MY FELLOW CANUCKS!!!!

⌂ ⌂ ⌂ ⌂ ⌂ ⌂ ⌂

These are all of our houses, nestled closely together, basking in this day of thanks. .. . ..the smell of turkey, ham, sweet potatoes wafting through the neighboUrhood. .. . .....

If you look closely, you'll see the jester lying between the last two houses, the robe wound around him, an empty bottle of port beside him. . .. . .....he just CANNOT be invited to any holiday soirees. Hmm. . . . unless the bugler accompanies him. They are bad for one another, and there is for certain some enabling going on, but in a sick kind of way, they need one another . . . .. ..

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL OUR CANUCKS!!

well i was wondering where the jester went!! snuck back up to canada for the alcohol and festivities did he? i suppose he can stay up there for a few days... just send him back down when his hangover's gone -- the poor bugler going crazy with loneliness

My gaawd !!!!!, I could tell you tales about the jester, the bugler & the royal robe that'd make yer toes curl

Ooh Em--bet yer house smells good Nuthin like a turkey roastin in the oven.....or are ya boilin' it in the hot tub??

hehe...

.... . . .. ..so... . . . . . .....would that be considered a patty-cake?

Well then, Nikki need to get her intestines under control, cuz everytime someone quotes them, they spill out beyond the quote box

Apologies......ate alot of cabbage

:lol:i haven't seen this happen but it sounds quite phunny

part 3 next!

[Erica94]

Well, I am happy to report that the only Bunnie pellets left at the fair yesterday landed in the potty.

I'm being too detailed, aren't I? Sorry.......

hooray! glad the fair went well but the real question is did you have fun??? twas ur anniversary after all

must agree with suzie there is noooo such thing here

╣╚ ╩ ╠ ......... This is the new designated heiroglyphic sequence for "gross me out"....it shall replace the li'l green vomit man.. . . . . ...looks kinda... . . ..weird and. . . ...sick, somehow...

Okay, Nik.. . . I'll trade ya ALT combination sequences, as I cannot find the duodeum combination anywhere on the Oracle's chart. We must do this clandestinely, as Others may be reading along: The excellent li'l houses are formed this way:

ALT + 127

Um, a bigger question: What is dental phloss doing in Sooozie's kitchen, above her stove? Are you trussin' turkeys and other fowl up with the stuff, Soozie??

------------- The Jester, the Bugler, and the Smelly Royal Robe ----------

. . .. . . .. ..a Cautionary tale from the Land of Psilly. . . .. . . . . .

interesting.... emily must have the ALT combination sequence for that "gross me out" hyroglyphic as i do not have time to find it

and.......ya didn't feed the third cat? 'sup wit dat......too mean? (the cat, not you)

Patti, your grand kitty is ADORABLE!!! Such a wee little kitty cat, so CUTE!!!!!

What kind of dancing did ya say you did again? Ballroom? Or was it Swing Dancing....er Line Dancing? My wee brain can't recall

Where is Queen Erica??? We need a Homecoming report stat!!

whose dancing? mine is ballet, tap and pointe

like the Morning Report? (from the lion king ) but it was fun! shockingly... i'm usually bored at such things... made friends w/this junior girl whose knows my drama club friend did not dance, but people tried to make me several times, which was awkward and uncalled for

Queen Erica! A Cecchetti Seminar?? Mygawd.. . . . a long lecture about Italian pasta? Sounds phab!

nooooooo cecchetti is the style of ballet i take

SILLIES.................hold me............

There has been much discussion with friends (three) this morning of religion and politics......all have dye-verse views.............

help me........I am sooooooooo overwrought and worked up and conphuzed now..........

must........leave............house and...........

cleanse brain and................

poor suzie.... *hugs* ish ok

love ur new pics patti & psuzieqieu

[jerseyangel]

Um.............does ANYBODY want to TALK about that unbelieeeeeeeeeeeeevably adorable wee kit-ten in Patti's av?????????????????

HOLY GINGER KITTENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAAAAAT???...is it Patti's son who has the delicious wee thing??

Patti, your grand kitty is ADORABLE!!! Such a wee little kitty cat, so CUTE!!!!!

Patti! What is your beautiful grand-kitten's name? ♥ !

Isn't he the cutest???? His name is Phillip, and he weighs only a pound and a half, according to the vet. He is the new addition to my son and his girlfriend. They now have 4 kitties--one who thinks he's a beagle, one who never--and I mean never--comes out of hiding when I'm there....and I've not seen in 2 years, and a grey one who looks a little like Allo.

GUYS!!!!!! Hee!!!!!

Mark and I were at the hardware store a while ago--he needed to buy a new flap or whatever you call it fer the toilet. I'm standing in the aisle, whilst he's choosing the right thing and I found meselph phace to phace wif.........a ballcock!!!!! I swear to you, there it was.....right in front of me! I'm reading the package and getting a good look at the thing and among other features listed was--honest to gawd--"nut couplers".

Phirst thing I said to Mark was that I had to tell me sillies about this find and he just gave me the look-----> kind of a mix of and .

[Green12]

whose dancing? mine is ballet, tap and pointe

like the Morning Report? (from the lion king ) but it was fun! shockingly... i'm usually bored at such things... made friends w/this junior girl whose knows my drama club friend did not dance, but people tried to make me several times, which was awkward and uncalled for

Curly Lisa also is a dancer, is at Dance Club I believe as we speak, er type and read

So glad you had fun at the Homecoming dance Erica, and made a phriend to boot

GUYS!!!!!! Hee!!!!!

Mark and I were at the hardware store a while ago--he needed to buy a new flap or whatever you call it fer the toilet. I'm standing in the aisle, whilst he's choosing the right thing and I found meselph phace to phace wif.........a ballcock!!!!! I swear to you, there it was.....right in front of me! I'm reading the package and getting a good look at the thing and among other features listed was--honest to gawd--"nut couplers".

Phirst thing I said to Mark was that I had to tell me sillies about this find and he just gave me the look-----> kind of a mix of and .

Patti

And we so thank you for sharing this info with us, as we live for all things ballcock!!!!

[DingoGirl]

Erica

:lol:

you is one phunny, wackl teen aged girl

Patti - OMG - an actual, true, ballcock sighting - and with nut couplers, to boot

:lol:

no time sillies - must run - -

Julie - - OMG - the refs w/ their cold weather gear, even?

*shivers*

my bare feet are purple........

[Green12]

His name is Phillip, and he weighs only a pound and a half, according to the vet.

Missed this the first time around....I was so distracted by the ballcock

OMG a pound and a half?!?!?!

That is WEE

Erica

:lol:

you is one phunny, wackl teen aged girl

That she is, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo PHUNNY!!!

Julie - - OMG - the refs w/ their cold weather gear, even?

*shivers*

my bare feet are purple........

Git yer Uggs on girl and warm up those tootsies....oh wait, you returned them didn't you??

[nikki-uk]

OH WEE Philip

Git yer Uggs on girl and warm up those tootsies....oh wait, you returned them didn't you??

She did???

Well what are yer gonna wear wth yer lady of leisure suit????

[Green12]

She did???

Well what are yer gonna wear wth yer lady of leisure suit????

Well I thought she did, her tall chocolate brown ones?

Lady of Leisure suit, LOL's ...it's about time to break them out ladies! I just bought 2 new ones for fall/winter, a black one and a taupe color one

[DingoGirl]

Missed this the first time around....I was so distracted by the ballcock

OMG a pound and a half?!?!?!

That is WEE

*snigger* this whole post cracked me up

indeed veryWEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The WEE-est ginger kit-ten!!!!!!!!!!!

She did???

Well what are yer gonna wear wth yer lady of leisure suit????

you guys are GOOD! I SOLD my tall choc. brown uggs for MORE THAN I PAID on ebay. Good memory, Jules! I do have black ugg boots still and......a pair of fuzzy-lined cloggs - must pull them out.......

Lady of Leisure suit, LOL's ...it's about time to break them out ladies! I just bought 2 new ones for fall/winter, a black one and a taupe color one

Um.........returned the jacket of my LOL suit..........pheels very phunny for me to wear one....doesn't look right somehow, I don't know why, I like them on other people.....

sillies - - possible trouble afoot - another sex thread:

How much sex do you think is normal?

I'm not asking how much sex you personally have, I'm just wondering about the different opinions on what you think is "normal"

Everyday? Once a week? Once a month?

[jerseyangel]

sillies - - possible trouble afoot - another sex thread:

Oye....

[Erica94]

GUYS!!!!!! Hee!!!!!

Mark and I were at the hardware store a while ago--he needed to buy a new flap or whatever you call it fer the toilet. I'm standing in the aisle, whilst he's choosing the right thing and I found meselph phace to phace wif.........a ballcock!!!!! I swear to you, there it was.....right in front of me! I'm reading the package and getting a good look at the thing and among other features listed was--honest to gawd--"nut couplers".

Phirst thing I said to Mark was that I had to tell me sillies about this find and he just gave me the look----> kind of a mix of and .

:lol:

Curly Lisa also is a dancer, is at Dance Club I believe as we speak, er type and read

So glad you had fun at the Homecoming dance Erica, and made a phriend to boot

ooh really? yeees lisa what type of dance?

Erica

you is one phunny, wackl teen aged girl

Patti - OMG - an actual, true, ballcock sighting - and with nut couplers, to boot

well thank you my dear

OMG a pound and a half?!?!?!

That is WEE

OH WEE Philip

She did???

Well what are yer gonna wear wth yer lady of leisure suit????

now WHAT is a lady of leisure suit?!

indeed veryWEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The WEE-est ginger kit-ten!!!!!!!!!!!

you guys are GOOD! I SOLD my tall choc. brown uggs for MORE THAN I PAID on ebay. Good memory, Jules! I do have black ugg boots still and......a pair of fuzzy-lined cloggs - must pull them out.......

sillies - - possible trouble afoot - another sex thread:

How much sex do you think is normal?

I'm not asking how much sex you personally have, I'm just wondering about the different opinions on what you think is "normal"

Everyday? Once a week? Once a month?

oh bravo susie! very.... cannot think of the word... thrifty is the best i can think of but i know it's not right.... not snazzy, not classy.... HMPH. this'll bug me until i figure it out.

oh my...

all having fun with the WEEs are we? i guess i should try it

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

twas phun indeed!

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[Judyin Philly]

Yay about getting back to yer slimming gym classes, all is right with the world when one can work up a sweat shaking yer bum

ha.......... jUST CANT RESIST........

i can't eat cabbage.......can you just imagine..........me exercise is swimming.........ah the mental picture...........swimming along with the unforgiving 'bubbles' leaving a trail behind yur buns.......

Isn't he the cutest???? His name is Phillip, and he weighs only a pound and a half,to phace wif.........a ballcock!!!!! I swear to you, there it was.....right in front of me! I'm reading the package and getting a good look at the thing and among other features listed was--honest to gawd--"nut couplers".

Phirst thing I said to Mark was that I had to tell me sillies about this find and he just gave me the look-----> kind of a mix of and .

Just had to post fast or i'll forget..........

i want the weeeeeee kitty Phillip.

remember when i posted the link with the photo of the ballcock in it's package ..........heck girl you could have impressed Mark with " will dear, the ballcock is right here, and handed it to him" Missed your chance honey.

i know where you are girlfriend......off the ck the new --- thread..........i'm right behing ya.

Judy

[Judyin Philly]

errrrmmmm... methinks perhaps my brain has gone missing, as i can't think what u could possibly be talking about...... was i sick?

woops, twass Bunnie who having "I have a moral dilemma. I am a hotel conierge, "

nope it's me mind that's gone missing.

sorry

read up she's ok whew.........