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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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curlyfries Contributor

indeed, cable installers on Sunday? and......what's dance club? yer goin' dancing? or is it on TV?


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Green12 Enthusiast
Oye....

oye indeed

now WHAT is a lady of leisure suit?!

all having fun with the WEEs are we? i guess i should try it

A lady of leisure suit was coined by hubby of Laura (happygirl) .....am I remembering that right Sillies? It is what he, and now we, call those velour pant and hoodie sweat suits.

So when you wear one you've got your LOLs on!!! :lol:

And the "wee" has double meaning here, depending on what context you use it, por ejemplo:

Patti's grandkitty is wee.......in this case it means small

OR

David Hasselhoff smelt of wee..........in this case it means pee

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Julie--very impressive recall of Sillyville history! :D

Green12 Enthusiast
ha.......... :lol: jUST CANT RESIST........

i can't eat cabbage.......can you just imagine..........me exercise is swimming.........ah the mental picture...........swimming along with the unforgiving 'bubbles' leaving a trail behind yur buns....... :blink::lol:

:lol: Judy

I go west coast swing dancing.......they meet twice a month. I posted a link ages ago..........I'll look for it again

Here's a different one:

West Coast Swing!!! I thought the "swing" sounded familiar.....is there such a thing as East Coast Swing, and are they rival dance styles?!?! :lol:

Looks like a lot of fun Lisa!

elye Community Regular

Oh! Gorgeous Weeee ginger tabby. .. ......♥ ♥ ♥

........a ballcock!!!!! :lol: I swear to you, there it was.....right in front of me! :o I'm reading the package and getting a good look at the thing and among other features listed was--honest to gawd--"nut couplers". :P

I was about to suggest here that you absolutely NEED to go back there, Patti, and take a pic of this fing, and then I read Judy's post about actually putting up a pic of a ballcock! Judy, when did you do this???? I missed it!!

Nut couplers. . . . . . ..fantastic... .. . . .Actually, I think this is the stage name that the jester and the bugler use when they are entertaining together. . . . . . what a coincidence!! :huh::lol:

you guys are GOOD! I SOLD my tall choc. brown uggs for MORE THAN I PAID on ebay. Good memory, Jules! I do have black ugg boots still and......a pair of fuzzy-lined cloggs - must pull them out.......

Sooozie! Thought you lived in phlip-phlops. . . . ... :rolleyes:

How much sex do you think is normal?

I'm not asking how much sex you personally have, I'm just wondering about the different opinions on what you think is "normal"

Everyday? Once a week? Once a month?

Must go check this . .. ... ....just cannot keep meself from checkin'. . . . . . ...... :ph34r::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
I was about to suggest here that you absolutely NEED to go back there, Patti, and take a pic of this fing

:lol: You don't know HOW much I wished I had a camera phone er sumphin'!!!

elye Community Regular

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jerseyangel Proficient

Hee! The one I saw today was white, and did not have the round thingy sticking out the side. It was pretty simple looking and fer the life of me, I couldn't phigure out why it was so named. No ball in sight and no.....well you know B)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
really? Mechanicsburg? :lol: ooh but sounds good :)

omg amanda!! doesn't sound good.... but right there w/u on the klutziness :rolleyes:

part 2 coming soon!

Yep Mechanicsburg, have you ever been there? It is actually a very well-desired place to live and the schools are good. Plus being so close to Wegmans is such a plus for me.

Evening Sillies--

Well Landen is still not himself--very clingy crying--not himself. We had been at John's moms to visit and Lydia was ther emy 6month old niece. At first when Landen was upset I figured- strange place and strange people but he never warmed up- actually her got worse. We got home and he didnt want to eat and we gave him tylenol and motrin and he is sleeping now. Please pray he is ok- if he is still sick- they will not do the surgery for his ears come Tuesday.

John needs to be to work by 6:30 tomorrow and also needs sleep tonight. I can get away with little sleep and still work although it will be hard. I hope he sleeps tonight.

I made it out of Weggies and only spent 70 bucks and that bought me 10 bags of groceries so I did pretty decent. Thank goodness for generic food. 90% of the food I bought is the store brand today.

not much more to report.....

happygirl Collaborator
A lady of leisure suit was coined by hubby of Laura (happygirl) .....am I remembering that right Sillies? It is what he, and now we, call those velour pant and hoodie sweat suits.

So when you wear one you've got your LOLs on!!! :lol:

Did I hear a discussion about lady of leisure suits? Good recall, Julie.

Funny, I brought one, and I'll be wearing it tomorrow. :lol:

Life is wonderful here - going to be hard to leave tomorrow.

I can't keep up with everything, but love and hugs to the new KITTY (sweetness!) and to sweet Arnie.

Sammy and Rudder love, love, love each other.

xoxo

DingoGirl Enthusiast
all having fun with the WEEs are we? i guess i should try it

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

twas phun indeed!

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

and now that Julie has clarified the Meanings of Wee here, 'twill be all the more enjoyable, young Queen :lol:

also reminds me - Holy Flaming Dental Floss!!!!!! - of that time I created the Sacred River of Wee in the shopping mall bathroom stall - trickling out on the poor, hapless victims waiting outside

:ph34r::unsure::lol:

i know where you are girlfriend......off the ck the new --- thread..........i'm right behing ya.

Judy

*snort* cheeky one, you are! :lol:

A lady of leisure suit was coined by hubby of Laura (happygirl) .....am I remembering that right Sillies? It is what he, and now we, call those velour pant and hoodie sweat suits.

So when you wear one you've got your LOLs on!!!

And the "wee" has double meaning here, depending on what context you use it, por ejemplo:

Patti's grandkitty is wee.......in this case it means small

OR

David Hasselhoff smelt of wee..........in this case it means pee

:lol: excellent explanation of two important sillyville features

Sooozie! Thought you lived in phlip-phlops. . . . ... :rolleyes:

correct, phlip-phlops about......seven months of the years. Uggs or my badass Frye boots the other. ;)

No ball in sight and no.....well you know B)

guffaw :lol: :lol:

I see that Judy's posted on the sex thread.........must go L☺☺K now........ :lol:

elye Community Regular

Sounds like you're having a wonderful time, Laura . .. . and tomorrow will feature you in yer LOL..... . !

Hee! The one I saw today was white, and did not have the round thingy sticking out the side. It was pretty simple looking and fer the life of me, I couldn't phigure out why it was so named. No ball in sight and no.....well you know B)

Isn't there a big, rubber ball thingy at the end that floats in the water, and is "cocked" (like a dog cocks its head) at an angle depending on where the water is?

It's the nut coupler name that truly has me. . . . . ...... :huh::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Hee! The one I saw today was white, and did not have the round thingy sticking out the side. It was pretty simple looking and fer the life of me, I couldn't phigure out why it was so named. No ball in sight and no.....well you know B)

Isn't there a big, rubber ball thingy at the end that floats in the water, and is "cocked" (like a dog cocks its head) at an angle depending on where the water is?

It's the nut coupler name that truly has me. . . . . ...... :huh::lol:

Shouldn't these be in the sex thread?

jerseyangel Proficient
Isn't there a big, rubber ball thingy at the end that floats in the water, and is "cocked" (like a dog cocks its head) at an angle depending on where the water is?

It's the nut coupler name that truly has me. . . . . ...... :huh::lol:

This is the one I saw--looks like a streamlined version :P

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jerseyangel Proficient
Shouldn't these be in the sex thread?

:lol::lol: I just about spit me water out!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Sammy and Rudder love, love, love each other.

xoxo

Um.......memory is hazy now but.......Rudder looks like a cat, in yer photo Laura. and, I thought Rudder was

a DAWG. :huh:

Shouldn't these be in the sex thread?

:lol: :lol: :lol: extremely good, Geoss

Lisa Mentor

Rudder is Goosey's doggie.

:lol:

(this is Laura posting under MG's name)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
West Coast Swing!!! I thought the "swing" sounded familiar.....is there such a thing as East Coast Swing, and are they rival dance styles?!?! :lol: Looks like a lot of fun Lisa!

DITTO......SURE DOES !!!!!!!!

Please pray he is ok- if he is still sick- they will not do the surgery for his ears come Tuesday.

John needs to be to work by 6:30 tomorrow and also needs sleep tonight. I can get away with little sleep and still work although it will be hard. I hope he sleeps tonight.

PRAYERS BEING SAID...HOPE JOHN GETS SOME SLEEP.

Life is wonderful here - going to be hard to leave tomorrow.

HAVE A SAFE TRIP BACK LAURA ...IN YOUR LEISURE SUIT :lol:

This is the one I saw--looks like a streamlined version :POpen Original Shared Link

MIGHT KNOW PATTI WOULD BE GETTN' THE TOP OF THE LINE.......SLINKY BALLCOCK. :lol:

GON'A GO AND CK THE 'OTHER' THREAD.

JUDY

curlyfries Contributor

MORNING SILLIES!!!........just a quick poop in!

West Coast Swing!!! I thought the "swing" sounded familiar.....is there such a thing as East Coast Swing, and are they rival dance styles?!?! :lol:

Looks like a lot of fun Lisa!

East Coast Swing is what you would associate with 50's music..........more bouncy and lifting in the air, between the legs, etc. I've learned a little of that, as well as the cha-cha, waltz, night club 2-step, salsa, and others that I'm forgetting at the moment. I would really like to learn more salsa :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies-

I am beat this morning! Landen was sick all night and I had a troubled night of sleep. He has a dr appt @ 8:15 so lets hope he will be feeling better enough to get those tubes in his ears.

jerseyangel Proficient
Morning Sillies-

I am beat this morning! Landen was sick all night and I had a troubled night of sleep. He has a dr appt @ 8:15 so lets hope he will be feeling better enough to get those tubes in his ears.

Let us know, Amanda :)

elye Community Regular

Godd Holiday Monday, Psillies!!

A quiet day, to be sure, up here. POeter, I'm figuring you're having a welcome day away from the shop. I don't have to make dinner tonight - - a replica of last night - - turkey, mashed, rice dressing, cauliflour, carrots and broccoli....all reheated on plates in the my very best phriend, the microwave. It's all good.

...

jerseyangel Proficient
Gouess is correct - - there is an obvious place for this conversation. I'm placing the quotes over in the sex thread. it will answer all those questions.......

:lol:

The phunniest thing about this is that you left the bosom of yer family on Thanksgiving and bantered sillie on ballcocks :lol::lol:

The leftovers are me favorite part of the dinner..... :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Morning Sillies-

I am beat this morning! Landen was sick all night and I had a troubled night of sleep. He has a dr appt @ 8:15 so lets hope he will be feeling better enough to get those tubes in his ears.

:( Poor fella.........and poor you

A quiet day, to be sure, up here. POeter, I'm figuring you're having a welcome day away from the shop. I don't have to make dinner tonight - - a replica of last night - - turkey, mashed, rice dressing, cauliflour, carrots and broccoli....all reheated on plates in the my very best phriend, the microwave. It's all good.

:P

What's yer rice dressing Em??

Em's microWAVES ~ ~ ~

......and THANK GAAAAwd!!!!! Susie still has a pair of Uggs to wear with her LOL suit bottoms :lol:

Tel is making Toffee Apple cake :P (phirst attempt but Tel has the touch when it comes to cookery ;) )

The leftovers are me favorite part of the dinner..... :D

Absolutely Patt

jerseyangel Proficient
Tel is making Toffee Apple cake :P

<droolphace> :D

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