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elye Community Regular
Yum! Leave out the sweetener and maybe add a little basil to the mix...

Yes...... :) And garrrrrrlic.. . . . . .mmmmmmmmm.......... :P:P:P

Hey, I'm watching Obama give a very entertaining speech at a huge charity event in NYC. He's a phunny guy! A potential Psilly.. . . . . wonder if he'd come join us?

:rolleyes:


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In an otherwise humorless day, this totally cracked me up!!!!!!!!

What? No sex? You'll be OK.

No chocolate? Get me to the ER Stat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

(((((HUGS))))) for Bev!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have yer share of this heinousness, too, Julie :( And still you help me wif me baking :wub:

Thanks hun :D

You are very welcome!!! And you have helped me too, I don't know how many times over the years I have posted in the Baking and Cooking threads a question and you are usually right there offering suggestions :D

I made the chowder and it was pretty good, I omitted the garlic because it doesn't always agree with me, so some of the flavor was compromised, but still yummy, and perfectly fall fare :)

I'll have to opt out, also...........should we add a gardener to our escape plan list?.........note: must have long thumbs :P

Happened to me years ago. I was stopped at a red light, just sitting there, when I got hit. You know he had to have been drunk. Hubby swears it is the reason for all my problems......he's probably right. My health went downhill after that.

:lol: a gardener......with long thumbs, green no doubt :D

So sorry about your accident Lisa, and your declining health after it :(

:D Only here would people know EXACTLY what you mean!! ;)

Ture dat! We know it all to well <_<

Would you guys give up sex for your intolerances? :huh::lol:

Um.........................................hmmmmm.......................well......................I, I, I, I, I....................don't know what to say!!!!

:lol:

:lol:

I just meant I was reading it, and the directions went like this:

Prepare sponge (I'm guessing that means dry cake part)

do something else

Add rest of sponge ingredients.

Maybe I'm just retarded, but that didn't make any sense to me. I don't mind the math of converting it, the actual directions stumped me!

It's broken down into steps, prepare caramel sauce, prepare sponge cake, bake, serve

One could crumble Canadian back bacon on top o' me Canadian Lumberjack tarts.... . . .. <_<:D

Yum! Leave out the sweetener and maybe add a little basil to the mix...

SavoUry Canadian Tarts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YumYum :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Julie's had some perfect fall fare!!!! :D

:lol::lol: You guys are SO phunneee!! I feel like I've told you that I've lost my arms, or my mom's died er sumphin'. . . . .....really, it's okay. . . .it's fine. . . . ....really!!... I cannot eat sugar. I can breathe, and work, and love, and run. . . . just no sugar. Man, I've never illicited such sympathy for myself, evah!

We are bad <_<

A bunch of peeps who really should know better patronising you about the shoo-gar Em..........GADS!!...like when folk say ''You can't eat bread????......oh I'd rather die!!!!'' :rolleyes: <sorry>

..but honestly??.....Sugar or sex???.......I know what one I'd have to give up!!!!!! ;):ph34r::lol:

OMG! British scuttlebutt

MADGE & Guy Ritchie split up!!!!!......yes, 'we' are obsessed with 'dem :lol: .....we kind of accepted dear ole Madge as an honoUrary Brit.

.........but the latest IS she wouldn't even let Guy keep a frying pan in the house?!?!?! :o

Dear GOD!!.....deny an Englishman his fry up???? :unsure: .......impossible control FREEEEEEAK!!!!

She'll have to go...you can have her BACK!!!

:lol:

Yes, quite curious about the British gossip, like who is Katie and Peter?

JOO- LEIGH!!!!!!!!

OMG!! Open Original Shared Link !!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE them...I want to be their friends - they are SOOOoo phunneee :lol:

They have a 'fly on the wall' documentary - :rolleyes: you guys would be HOOKED I tell ya!!

Katie (formerly known as 'Jordan') was a page 3 girl (topless model.....on page 3 of our 'Tabloid' newspapers we have boobs...so very ingrained in our culture we barely bat an eyelid :rolleyes: )

Peter was a singer in the 80's

They are both vain, tacky , over the top AND somehow :blink: ADORABLE

They met on 'I'm a celebrity...get me out of here!' (do you have your own version of that show?? - more compulsive viewing :rolleyes: )

What I love about them is that they have 3 kids...the eldest has disabilities (mental & physical) and they are so good with him :D

10.15 am:

Calories consumed- 250

Birthday presents wrapped for Al's 16th (!) tomorrow - 5

Bills paid online - 1

Beds made - 0

Domestic chores accomplished 0

..better get busy!!!

Jestgar Rising Star

3:30 am

coffee drunk - 0

cats fed and petted - 2

aerobics done - well, the tv's on...

elye Community Regular

Morning, Psillies!

Al is turning sweet sixteen tomorrow, Nik? YAHOOOOO! Happy Birthday to our Pson of Psilly.. . . . .. :):)

Tell us what the five presents are! An eyebrow pencil, for starters, one hopes. . .... :lol:

We are bad <_<

A bunch of peeps who really should know better patronising you about the shoo-gar Em..........GADS!!...like when folk say ''You can't eat bread????......oh I'd rather die!!!!'' :rolleyes: <sorry>

:lol::lol: Oh, you guys are just so PHUNNEE about it all. . . . .absolutely no need to apologise. .. I'm still chortling away . .. ......

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Everyone

Happy Friday!!!!

This is short--I am only here till 12 and thenI am leaving for my moms with Jen and Landen. Last night it hit me that Jen was moving. We were sitting outside at 10:30 drinking hot tea and sitting on the front porch area and just gabbing and having a good time. When I went in I thought--this will be the last time I can sit outside and do that. Its sad.

Well Be back in a bit

:)

jerseyangel Proficient

Get out a' town!! :o Al is 16??? We're gettin old, Nik :lol: I hope he has a great birthday tomorrow--loads of phun and mum's gluten-free phood :D

Hee! Us being so agast at Em's not being able to eat sugar! :lol:

My excuse=it's all I got left :lol::lol:


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Sillies- I have the worst cold---I feel miserble!!!!!! My nose is all runny and I am congested and stuffy...Didn't sleep well resorted to 3 tylenol pm's and 4 benadryl pills.....ugh!!!!! I am kinda in a fog today....I think its a med-hangover...luckily I have less than 2 hours to stay at work yet. Yea!!!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Sillies- I have the worst cold---I feel miserble!!!!!! My nose is all runny and I am congested and stuffy...Didn't sleep well resorted to 3 tylenol pm's and 4 benadryl pills.....ugh!!!!! I am kinda in a fog today....I think its a med-hangover...luckily I have less than 2 hours to stay at work yet. Yea!!!!

Morning all our Sillies

just going to do a fast post ...too much to catch up on here......... :lol:

feel better Amanda.......you have a big week end of moving coming up

Sure hope you'll be up to it.

Hugs Judy

elye Community Regular

:lol::lol:

Have been meaning to comment on yer av, Judy. . . . .superb!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

mornin' sillies.................

give up chocolate? sugar? sex? what?

:wacko:

here's something - I really do miss hamburgers but - OMG - positively vomitous! :blink:

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kind of overdid it in garden this week, but all planting HAS to be done..........have pulled a muscle.....all was going quite well until I awoke this morning wif sumfin wrong.................... :angry:

carry on sillies, I must find me heating pad...................

♥♥♥

nikki-uk Enthusiast
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WHY would anyone want to do that to themselves??? :blink:

kind of overdid it in garden this week, but all planting HAS to be done..........have pulled a muscle.....all was going quite well until I awoke this morning wif sumfin wrong.................... :angry:

Uh-oh :(

Yer need a nice young man to come over and rub 'deep heat 'in .......I'll send devil child ;) (I did say young) OR!...I do have a friend who is a trained masseuse /Indian head masseuse....shall I send her???

Darn210 Enthusiast
Yer need a nice young man to come over and rub 'deep heat 'in .......I'll send devil child ;) (I did say young)

You also said nice and to me "nice" and "devil" are mutually exclusive . . . :lol:

OR!...I do have a friend who is a trained masseuse /Indian head masseuse....shall I send her???

WTH is this??? . . . :huh: . . . Does Susie have an Indian head?

Feel better, Amanda!!

elye Community Regular
WHY would anyone want to do that to themselves??? :blink:

Well, might be somefin' to consider attempting for a million dollars. . . . . but hell, he was awarded 400 bucks and a couple of T shirts. :lol::huh:

WTH is this??? . . . :huh: . . . Does Susie have an Indian head?

:lol:

Yes, this is curious .. . .... . ...does one need to have an Indian head to reap the most benefit from your friend's massage? Your body can be Canadian, or Russian, or Bangledeshi, but yer head must be Indian . . . .... :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
here's something - I really do miss hamburgers but - OMG - positively vomitous! :blink:

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Wow--I can't even imagine :o

I do very much miss Wendy's single burger wif ketchup, mustard and pickles :P Nothing homemade even comes close!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
You also said nice and to me "nice" and "devil" are mutually exclusive . . . :lol:

Ah, but the devil - he has many 'nice' guises ;)

WTH is this??? . . . :huh: . . . Does Susie have an Indian head?

My, I am pheeling the cultural differences this week!

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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
:lol:

Have been meaning to comment on yer av, Judy. . . . .superb!

Love yours too Em.

Well, might be somefin' to consider attempting for a million dollars. . . . . but hell, he was awarded 400 bucks and a couple of T shirts. :lol::huh:

:lol:

Yes, this is curious .. . .... . ...does one need to have an Indian head to reap the most benefit from your friend's massage? Your body can be Canadian, or Russian, or Bangledeshi, but yer head must be Indian . . . .... :lol:

loved the link......a head massage would feel so good.

I do very much miss Wendy's single burger wif ketchup, mustard and pickles :P Nothing homemade even comes close!

I miss McD's and one just walked in the door with me hubby.....should i accost him :lol:

Ah, but the devil - he has many 'nice' guises ;)

My, I am pheeling the cultural differences this week!

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me too

jerseyangel Proficient
I miss McD's and one just walked in the door with me hubby.....should i accost him :lol:

OMgawd!!!! A couple Saturdays ago, Mark stopped there to get lunch to bring home for himself and Matt. I went in with him and the smell was intoxicating :lol: (how sad is THAT????) I stood and watched the guy make fries and thought quite seriously about trying them, but knowing me, I woulda reacted.

Why do we torture ourselves this way?????? :lol:

elye Community Regular
Why do we torture ourselves this way?????? :lol:

I just DON'T KNOW.... . . . ...The smell that now drives me out of my mind with longing is pizza from the joint around the corner. . . ...... .. ..:droolywoolyface:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
I just DON'T KNOW.... . . . ...The smell that now drives me out of my mind with longing is pizza from the joint around the corner. . . ...... .. ..:droolywoolyface:

I've managed to talk myself into getting 'scared' and 'nauseous' whenever I smell gluten food. I'm excellent at playing headgames with myself though.

Juliem, thanks for explaining that recipe, I looked again and I get it now. Yum!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Yer need a nice young man to come over and rub 'deep heat 'in .......I'll send devil child ;) (I did say young) OR!...I do have a friend who is a trained masseuse /Indian head masseuse....shall I send her???

:lol: I'll take either one......but please tell Devil Child I'm in NO mood fer any kind of trouble and he'd best behave (I would easily scary him :lol: ) ......yer Indian Head sounds interesting (never heard of it, don't know what we'd call it here? ) but.......me favorite is a deep and painful shiatsu.................heaven. pondering the chiropractor but......don't even feel like making the effort to go anywhere. POOP

I miss McDonald's quarter-pounders and Burger King Junior Whoppers the most......... *sigh*

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Hi Psillies! Happy Phriday! I've been meaning to comment on all the av's- love Judy's Puking Pumpkin and Paddeigh- I am MADLY in love with your grandkitten :wub: :wub: Gus and Elsie and all our woofers are looking fine as our meowers!!!

Everything's better wif a bit o crumpled bacon on top!!!

I LOVE BACON!!!!!!!!!! Oh boy do I love bacon!!!!!!!

Julie's had some perfect fall fare!!!! :D

..but honestly??.....Sugar or sex???.......I know what one I'd have to give up!!!!!! ;):ph34r::lol:

MADGE & Guy Ritchie split up!!!!!.......

.........but the latest IS she wouldn't even let Guy keep a frying pan in the house?!?!?! :o

Dear GOD!!.....deny an Englishman his fry up???? :unsure: .......impossible control FREEEEEEAK!!!!

She'll have to go...you can have her BACK!!!

Sugar or Sex? Hmmmmm...... Gluten or sex? Gluten- see ya!!!!! Chocolate or sex? Hmmmm.... Lyme or sex? LYME be goneth ( It IS a woman's perogative to change her mind though :P:lol: )

Hope you feel better Amanda!!!!

Wow--I can't even imagine :o

I do very much miss Wendy's single burger wif ketchup, mustard and pickles :P Nothing homemade even comes close!

I have a confession :ph34r: I miss Mcdonald's fish filets.

(Does anyone eles thinks :ph34r: looks like an S & M character?)

My, I am pheeling the cultural differences this week!

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Oh my gawd- please send someone over toot sweet to massage my Indian Head (not Susie with her Iroquois skull crusher!!!!!!!!) I want my head rubbed, not smushed :P

4:22 PM

Loads of laundry done: 0

Dirty laundry in hallway:1

Rooms to clean: 11 (OK I included hallways too!)

Blech!

Here's my quote for the day:

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
OMgawd!!!! A couple Saturdays ago, Mark stopped there to get lunch to bring home for himself and Matt. I went in with him and the smell was intoxicating :lol: (how sad is THAT????) I stood and watched the guy make fries and thought quite seriously about trying them, but knowing me, I woulda reacted.

Why do we torture ourselves this way?????? :lol:

:lol: yes it's the smell.

Idea.......shall we take out some 'stock' in clothes pins to put on our noses while the smells whift around us in our own houses............ :ph34r: tis sad indeed............also a bib to capture the droole that runs down my mouth.........oye :ph34r:

I just DON'T KNOW.... . . . ...The smell that now drives me out of my mind with longing is pizza from the joint around the corner. . . ...... .. ..:droolywoolyface:

ah,,,,, would sure that they whifting my way on a daily basis.

I've managed to talk myself into getting 'scared' and 'nauseous' whenever I smell gluten food. I'm excellent at playing headgames with myself though.

well that explains it........head games....one would assume there was a brian in me head to talk too ...................NADA bring on vacation right now. :lol:

:lol: pondering the chiropractor but......don't even feel like making the effort to go anywhere. POOP

I miss McDonald's quarter-pounders and Burger King Junior Whoppers the most......... *sigh*

my chiro gave me my mojo back today. ah,,,,,,,,,,you miss the junk food too.........

hope your back is better and Amanda is better as sh'e in the middle of the move this afternoon.

Judy

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Hi Psillies! Happy Phriday! I've been meaning to comment on all the av's- love Judy's Puking Pumpkin and Paddeigh- I am MADLY in love with your grandkitten :wub::wub: Gus and Elsie and all our woofers are looking fine as our meowers!!!

Here's my quote for the day:

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

missed you post Bev.....sorry babe.

you list sounds like mine. I did get one load in 3 floors down but still in washer........blach ... :ph34r:

Loved your quote Missie..

judy

elye Community Regular
(Does anyone eles thinks :ph34r: looks like an S & M character?)

I have. ... . often thought this. . . . .... <_<

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