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psawyer Proficient
no one's commented on my emoticon thread :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, but I have and at some considerable length, considering the fundamental importance of the idea of keeping ones posts brief through the use of emoticons to convey the frame of mind in which the post is made, rather than using a phenomenal quantity of words to express essentially the same feeling. :D


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jerseyangel Proficient

Good job over in Souczie's thread, PeOter!! :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
It's absolutely possible to be sensitive to some legumes and not others. For instance: people who eat peanut butter, no problem, but are intolerant to soy. I can tolerate small amounts of soy and never worry about "traces" of it in baking mixes. Put a pea in me and my insides revolt! :blink:

:( so it IS possible, yes, I already knew this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r: but JUST <conking head> GOT IT from YOUR words, Paddeigh!

It's the end of beans, for me. :( I was just trying, really, to be economical........a big pot o' beans with some beef (Texas chili) or some chicken (white bean chicken chili) added.........and you could eat it for days.

Oh, the grief. :(

<must fully absorb this concept>

but I swear, I'm going to try ONE MORE TIME

Oh, but I have and at some considerable length, considering the fundamental importance of the idea of keeping ones posts brief through the use of emoticons to convey the frame of mind in which the post is made, rather than using a phenomenal quantity of words to express essentially the same feeling. :D

:lol: :lol: Yes, you did, it was phantastic :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
I was just trying, really, to be economical........a big pot o' beans with some beef (Texas chili) or some chicken (white bean chicken chili) added.........and you could eat it for days.

I know <_< I'd love to be able to eat them. I'm Italian and a lot of the more "peasant" type dishes we eat are things like pasta and cannelini beans and pasta with peas-- just about the most delicious, simple and inexpensive things you'd ever want to eat. Not to mention split pea soup <droolphace> I love the stuff--it ain't fair :angry:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I love the stuff--it ain't fair

:angry:

I'm so PHURIOUS I don't even know...........what to DO with my anger.

:angry:

:halfkiddingface:

last night........my friend orders steamed clams.......I saw this on teh menu and became terribly excited! I mean, we can eat steamed clams, RIGHT??????????????????

<_<

Well, they were stuffed with chorizo..............mygawd, I have never seen anything smell or look so good.......chorizo, tomatoes, herbs............crap. :( Pure torture, just sitting next to her and watching/smelling this. My other friend ordered fish and chips. <_< I was particularly starving so this was a particularly tortuous evening out with friends.

This has nothing to do with beans, but, I"m just sayin.

:angry:

Jestgar Rising Star
It's absolutely possible to be sensitive to some legumes and not others. For instance: people who eat peanut butter, no problem, but are intolerant to soy. I can tolerate small amounts of soy and never worry about "traces" of it in baking mixes. Put a pea in me and my insides revolt! :blink:

I eat lots of beans, but not a scrap of soy.

Jestgar Rising Star
Well, they were stuffed with chorizo..............mygawd, I have never seen anything smell or look so good.......chorizo, tomatoes, herbs............crap. :( Pure torture, just sitting next to her and watching/smelling this. My other friend ordered fish and chips. <_< I was particularly starving so this was a particularly tortuous evening out with friends.

What's wrong with chorizo?


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
What's wrong with chorizo?

:o

I thought chorizo was made with questionable fillers? and the server thought so too!

is this not true???????????????????

because.......I WANT that saucy clam dish SO BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

curlyfries Contributor

OMG!......Psilliness is pspilling out into Psuzie's emoticon thread!

Who left the door open and let the Psillies out????

DingoGirl Enthusiast
OMG!......Psilliness is pspilling out into Psuzie's emoticon thread!

Who left the door open and let the Psillies out????

OH yeah, as if I didn't know THAT would happen :lol: :lol:

all the usual suspects.......he'll probably just take away ALL of our emoticons...........

:o

banish the THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LEIGHSAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! what in HELL are you still doing up?

and don't get excited Missy......I'm crawling back into bed to watch - Grey's? Stupid-est show ever, I've decided............ I'm sooooooooooooo tired of all the emotion-packed diatribes that EVERYone seems to deliver there....... <_<

night-night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tom Contributor
What's wrong with chorizo?

Yeah ... ...what she said!

:o

I thought chorizo was made with questionable fillers? and the server thought so too!

is this not true???????????????????

because.......I WANT that saucy clam dish SO BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

I suppose cheap, crappy .. .excreble .. .commodious ...uhh substandard

Oy w/ the poodles already!!

cho could be fillerfull, but many moons ago when I was a passionate chorizoid, I don't recall seeing phillers.

Hmmmm then again, wasn't specifically looking for them back then. Just checkin' on which weird organs tasted so g

elye Community Regular

Good Morning, All!

no one's commented on my emoticon thread.....

Agh! Glad it was mentioned here. . . must get on over there. Mehopes that Skaought will address this vital question that is affecting all of our lives in ways inconceivable and unprescedented.. . . . ....

Ho hum. . .. final packing, and we're outta here. It's the 401 fer four hours . .. ....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Happy Halloween Sillies!!!

Anyone have any plans for this evening? We are going to go to the grocery store grab some food, and settle Landen for the evening. Once he is in bed we are going to watch Scary Movies all night long. I am not sure if we will watch our own or ones on the Tv. I think AMC has the Fright Fest on tonight.

We are going to go back to Hershey park tomorrow night with John's best friend and his wife and Natalie-my SIL and her fiance.

I guess it is time for work.

Talk to you all later.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

OMG look at the story on my local TV news channel

Open Original Shared Link

They know about us!

Darn210 Enthusiast

LAS VEGAS CHURCHES ACCEPT GAMBLING CHIPS!!!

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.

YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU ?

Mtndog Collaborator

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!

Leesa- Lurve your Van Helsing/Vamp avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suzzle has gone mental on us :lol: :lol: But I love her cuz she thinks I'm phunny!

I eat lots of beans, but not a scrap of soy.

I HATE SOY- but I love edamame :unsure::wacko:

Happy Halloween Sillies!!!

Anyone have any plans for this evening?

I'm gonna get nekkid. Wait...where did THAT come from? I must be posessed-send The Real Exorcist SOON!! Have you guys seen that? It's like watching Dr Phil do an exorcism :huh:<_< I think Dr Phil NEEDS an exorcism!

I meant to comment before on Pieter (still like Italian spelling better :P ) and Canandaigua Lake. My first job was as a recruiter/admissions counselor for a university and spent a week in the Rochester area- went down to the Finger lakes every time- so beautiful!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
For a sec I thought Dingy'd been hiding an intolerance to anal lymph glands from us sillies.

:lol: :lol: OMG - yes - curious and rare intolerance

Pthaughm said excreble :lol: and commodious

well, then I'm going BACK to that stupid pub to which I said I'd never go, adn ORDERING the damned chorizo and clams!!!!!!!!!!!! (which was served w/ lovely, evil, toasts, BTW, and I mean bread toasts, not toasts to your health)

Ho hum. . .. final packing, and we're outta here. It's the 401 fer four hours . .. ....

Have fun you silly kids! Try not to scare pOeter and Jacquie too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

OMG look at the story on my local TV news channel

They know about us!

:lol: OMG

THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.

YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU ?

did not :lol:

Gia-knit, how is Smack doing today?

Mtndog Collaborator

Chip Monks :lol: :lol:

Oh, BTW, it's not the Plugh- it's a flippin' HERX FROM HELL. (but I can still eat chocolate!) :angry: :angry:

jerseyangel Proficient

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, SILLIES!!

Bev is getting into the spitit by eating chocolate nekkid! :o:lol:B) Wonder if such behavioUr will affect your herx? :unsure: I mean, ya never know....shock the little mothers out ;)

Soozle--how much do I LOVE the Weezle av???? :D That is the cutest thing! Yes--go enjoy yer clams wif chorizo....they sound phab. <droolphace> I'm making gluten-free pepperoni pizza tonight with green peppers and onions. I have such a craving.......

Picture perphect day here--sun out, going up to 60. The Phillies are parading through the city as we speak--in hindsight, we shoulda anticipated this and built a phloat of our own. It's been a while :P The Phillies have a little Sillie in 'em--they share our enjoyment of phonetic spelling, evidently. Ads with words like "phantastic Phils" and "Philly Phanatic" are rampent these days. I kinda like seeing this out in the real world :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
words like "phantastic Phils" and "Philly Phanatic" are rampent these days. I kinda like seeing this out in the real world :lol:

Oh no- you mean, this isn't the real world????????????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
[i meant to comment before on Pieter (still like Italian spelling better :P ) and Canandaigua Lake. My first job was as a recruiter/admissions counselor for a university and spent a week in the Rochester area- went down to the Finger lakes every time- so beautiful!

We had our honeymoon on Canandaigua Lake and while there visited the Rochester area- I loved it up there. We made a 2nd trip there in July but I was sick and miserble with pneumonia and so it was not so good!

psawyer Proficient
Oh no- you mean, this isn't the real world????????????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
No, but I'm not sure that Filadelfia is either. :lol:
jerseyangel Proficient

We should have our Sille (re)union at Canandaigua Lake!!!!!! :D

Green12 Enthusiast

HAPPY HALLOWEEN PHUNNY PHRIENDS!!!

Safe trip Em and the fam! Can't wait to hear about the meet and greet with Peter and Jacquie!!! Have fun you crazy nose ring wearing peeps!

Chip Monks :lol: (Janet, how is Smack feeling? Is it the phlu?)

Uhhhhh something you imagined Arnie said sounded like something *I* might say, so had to be

shared??

Errrrrrr you can't STAND how big the DWTS's stars are on your new 70" HDTV and need to know my new addr???? :hah!!wishfulthinkingface:

Orrrrrrrrrrrrrr you've been referred to a doc in San Jo and we'll have a Left Coast Psilly Psummit w/ Pseuzee & Donna??????

Tom, this cracked me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........but NO, none of the above....although a west coast Silly Summit sounds Fab, and totally necessary :lol:

It was about your fabulous post that both Patti and Susie quoted in full, great news on all of it :bighugegrinface:

And Tom said w00t!! I love a good w00t, hee hee!

Karen, where are you when we need you?

Yeah, where is Karen, and Lynn? I thought they were going to start pooping in here more often.

And what about Lisa B and Laura?!?!? Where are you sillies?!?

Van Helsing and Lucy make an interesting, dark Goth couple, don't they?

:lol: Peter

Great pic Curly Lisa!

The Phillies have a little Sillie in 'em--they share our enjoyment of phonetic spelling, evidently. Ads with words like "phantastic Phils" and "Philly Phanatic" are rampent these days. I kinda like seeing this out in the real world

:lol: Excellent!!

Susie! Wonder what Weezie had in mind with the scissors?!?! Or the phone :lol:

And Bev has gone MAD, eating chocolate naked whilst herxing and exorcising!!!!!

I should think Nikki should be pooping in soon, I think she was getting back Fri eve.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Great pic Curly Lisa!

Agreed . . . and I've been meaning to ask . . . What's yer current hair coloUr, Lisa??

And Bev has gone MAD, eating chocolate naked whilst herxing and exorcising!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

Please Please Please don't answer yer door this way and frighten all the wee trick-or-treaters tonight.

:o:lol:

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