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jerseyangel Proficient
Hmmm, <stroking chin thoughtfully>....some of you may have to go top to toe wiv me kids.......and some under the stairs (with the little people)......2 settees....some blow up beds (NOT dolls!!) 1 bath............yes!!!!....I think we'll all squeeze in!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

You can just stand me up in the corner--I'll sleep there :lol:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
...will that be 12 psillies.....some wiv partners/chidlings????

Hmmm, <stroking chin thoughtfully>....some of you may have to go top to toe wiv me kids.......and some under the stairs (with the little people)......2 settees....some blow up beds (NOT dolls!!) 1 bath............yes!!!!....I think we'll all squeeze in!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Partners, chidlings, and various pets (wouldn't do it wivout the Weez) ;)

:lol:

psawyer Proficient
After 14 hrs at 70 mph from Scotland (km??? :unsure: what in hell?? :lol: ) they had to fetch the winch to get me out :rolleyes:

Okay, so it is time for some maths. Rounding to integers:

120 kmh = 74 mph

70 mph = 113 kmh

So Canucks drive a bit faster than Brits. :o Of course, we also drive on the correct right side of the road. :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:o

Pieter said integers

*shudder*

:lol:

Phun Phact about the Oracle: did you all know that he has DRIVEN to or though all 49 of the contiguous Yoo-nye-ted Staytes? That's right. He's been to Hawaii also, just couldn't drive there. :P

Quite impressive.........wonder how many Americans have actually done this? Small phraction.....

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Okay, so it is time for some maths. Rounding to integers:

120 kmh = 74 mph

70 mph = 113 kmh

So Canucks drive a bit faster than Brits. :o Of course, we also drive on the correct right side of the road. :lol:

<_< ...I know <sigh>.....I can never drive anywhere else in the world (without me brain blowing up) .......except maybe Australia :unsure: ......and Cyprus perhaps????

But HEY!!!!....we can drive (on the left) at 113kmph (74mph) BUT the UK is riddled with speed cameras (the max is 70mph on motorways highways :rolleyes: ).........we pay dear for misdemeanours

elye Community Regular
You can just stand me up in the corner--I'll sleep there :lol:

Yes, Nik, moi aussi. .. . .I can be propped, or thrown, near anywhere . . . ....

Phun Phact about the Oracle: did you all know that he has DRIVEN to or though all 49 of the contiguous Yoo-nye-ted Staytes? That's right. He's been to Hawaii also, just couldn't drive there. :P

Whoa. . .. POeter just becomes more and more interesting. . ....

Has the Oracle driven through all of our ten provinces and three territories? 'Tis a freakin' lot of land . .. . ...sounds arduous . . . . ...

But HEY!!!!....we can drive (on the left) at 113kmph (74mph) BUT the UK is riddled with speed cameras (the max is 70mph on motorways highways :rolleyes: ).........we pay dear for misdemeanours
Jestgar Rising Star
Yes, Nik, moi aussi. .. . .I can be propped, or thrown, near anywhere . . . ....

Not me. I want the down bedding and coffee delivered first thing in the morning.


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Amanda, I'm thinking about you and your dad. Hope he is doing ok, check in when you can.

Susie, your posts last night about Emoticongate cracked me up!!!!!! Me thinks someone was pheeling rather Manchester-ish about the situation!!!!

Other sillies met this weekend. See avatar.

Awwwwww Laura :wub: How sweet! How is Sammy doing?

Love all the new avatars, and what a great photo of WardGirl (and kitteh)!!!! So nice to put a face to the name of peter's wonderful other half Jacquie!!!

OH! Soooozie.......speaking of attractive men: I kept looking at my brother up on the stage at the dance last night, watching him pound away on the drums, singing out electrifying harmonies, throwing his drumsticks around, catching them behind his back, etc., and thinking, "How can we get him together with Psilly Psooozie?"

SOMEDAY!!

What a sight to behold, the drumstick stylings of Emily's brother whilst surrounded by his family in tribal dress :lol:

And yes, what PHUN a Silly Set-Up, a Silly match made in Silly heaven would be!!

Been in a funk lately......really do think it is me vitamins....or lack thereof (been forgetting to take them, recently)

Oh Lisa, we must get you de-funked!!

Radio made me think of one of y'all:

Back in the back

Of a cadillac

Number one with a bullet I'm a power pack

<youknowwhoyouare>

Oooh! Oooh! I know this one.....it's the Beeve!!!!!

Tom, yer whole post :lol:

Do you think it is too late to contact either (or both) of the candidates with our portentous forum issue?

It is possible that this has NOT come to your attention; therefore, in brief, a sudden and enormous change has occurred in the large American voting area of Psillyville. In fact, this realm is international, which makes it all the more vital to put things right, for the eyes of Canada and Great Britain are turned to the U.S. and need reassurance that they will be respected and supported under new leadership.

Emoticons have been suddenly restricted, without forewarning or explanation. Many citizens rely on these characters for their day-to-day communication, and find themselves deeply handicapped, often unable to function socially..... . . .

If there's time, let's send this off. One of them is bound to listen. If ANYONE can fix this emergency, it's the President of the United States.

BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JULES!!! Push-ups?? Press-ups???....dem ALL evil

AND chidlings is just a word I made up for children (err I forget meselph sometimes *giggle*)

And pull-ups!!!! Everything ups!! All the evil doings of Sven :lol:

Ooooh!!! Made up words amuse me so! I lurve "chidlings" and shall use it in conversation in the future :D

How is it being back from Sctoland Nik, have you settled back into the daily grind yet?

Phun Phact about the Oracle: did you all know that he has DRIVEN to or though all 49 of the contiguous Yoo-nye-ted Staytes? That's right. He's been to Hawaii also, just couldn't drive there. :P

Quite impressive.........wonder how many Americans have actually done this? Small phraction.....

Peter!!!! How fabulous!! This is my dream and on my bucket list!! I want to visit every state and and experience all the "must see" places in every state.

Well pholks, maybe it was Janet and her revival of the phrase "cool beans" that planted a little seed in me wee brain, but I went crazy and had beans and peanuts. I made the most delish enchiladas (containing refried pinto beans) and then peanut butter cookies......twas a Legume-O-Rama this weekend and I am paying for it, BIG TIME.

But I do have to say I enjoyed every last bite (the enchiladas were PHAB!!)

jerseyangel Proficient

Gawd Julie--a legume-o-rama!! :lol:

Sorry ya had to pay fer it, though.....not phair! :angry:

So.....I'm in a public restroom yesterday, minding me own business, and THERE in this white room wif big flourescent lights and an even bigger mirror......I get a mind numbing, horrifying view of me roots!! :o:o:o

Just fixed 'em, and I pheel so much better B)

Thought I'd share :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Going for my appointment at my diabetes eye specialist this aft. . . he puts many stinging drops in my eyes, freezes them and does weird things with lights and a speculum . . . ...gads. . . . horror movie material .. . .... :huh:

Just checking in........

Emily..........good luck sounds pretty ucky to me.

Let us know how it goes.

hope we hear from amanda soon.

judy

Green12 Enthusiast
You can just stand me up in the corner--I'll sleep there :lol:

Yes, Nik, moi aussi. .. . .I can be propped, or thrown, near anywhere . . . ....

:lol: You guys!!!!

I love me Sillies!!!!!

Going for my appointment at my diabetes eye specialist this aft. . . he puts many stinging drops in my eyes, freezes them and does weird things with lights and a speculum . . . ...gads. . . . horror movie material .. . .... :huh:

A speculum? For the eyes? Yikes, I shudder to think what that entails!!! Good gawd Emily, good luck!! I hope you make it through!!!

Not me. I want the down bedding and coffee delivered first thing in the morning.

:lol: Jess wants to luxuriate!

pssst! How are you doing Jess post-hysteria?? You've been kind of quiet of late, everything good?

jerseyangel Proficient

Sorry Em--I meant to say good luck this afternoon at your eye doctor. :) It does not sound like phun at all.

To keep yer mind occupied, picture the two of us sleeping in opposite corners of Nik's living room whilst the rest of the gang is fanning Jess and bringing her grapes on the divan :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Not me. I want the down bedding and coffee delivered first thing in the morning.

and lavendar-scented, really high thread-count sheets, remember. :lol:

Julie - !!!!! :lol: yer whole post

Patti's got roots? OMG me too...... :unsure: must phix tonight, methinks............

Where's Janet? she's been quiet.........

Amanda? what's up?????????????

gotta go........faux job awaits..............

♥♥♥

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti's got roots? OMG me too...... :unsure: must phix tonight, methinks............

Don't ferget--Big Bang Theory is new tonight :P

Jestgar Rising Star
pssst! How are you doing Jess post-hysteria?? You've been kind of quiet of late, everything good?

:wub:

Thanks for asking :)

I am great. I'm still waiting for my data (which is why I have time to hang out now) and as soon as I get it I'll be only checking for much needed humor. (Gotta process 25,000 x 730 data points :blink: Start sending those spacebook drinks!)

jerseyangel Proficient
I am great.

Good..... Jeesh.....I got worried there fer a minute ;):D

Mtndog Collaborator
Not me. I want the down bedding and coffee delivered first thing in the morning.

I heard this from 3000 miles away!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me too, me too!

Actually, I think I heard Ptaugham from 3000 miles away

Yes, I'm in a bang

With a gang

They've got to catch me if they want me to hang

Cause I'm back on the track

And I'm beatin' the flack

Nobody's gonna get me on another rap

So look at me now

I'm just makin' my play

Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way

Tee hee!!!!

And yes Jess, YOU ARE GREAT- we shall hail your greatness!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :P

How cute is Sammy, Laura and the llama? :wub: :wub: (sounds like the title of a kids book)

No silly today :( but wanted to poop in and be amongst the psilliness!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

EM, good luck today!!!

Not me. I want the down bedding and coffee delivered first thing in the morning.

HA!!!!....some chance :rolleyes:

And pull-ups!!!! Everything ups!! All the evil doings of Sven

Indeed Jules!.....I think we call 'em 'sit' ups.....but yes!....anything action resisting the force of gravity is eeeeeeevil!!!!! :lol:

Ooooh!!! Made up words amuse me so! I lurve "chidlings" and shall use it in conversation in the future

Oooh, I hope so!!! :D ....I luvs made up words too!

How is it being back from Sctoland Nik, have you settled back into the daily grind yet?

*Sigh* It's.....all very Manchester :( (especially when I checked me

nikki-uk Enthusiast
and lavendar-scented, really high thread-count sheets, remember. :lol:

Why yes!!!...Egyptian cotton no less (for me).....straw and lavender strewn whole on the floor for guests ;)

......faux job awaits..............

:lol: I think I'd like one of them.....not too demanding!

elye Community Regular

No word as yet from our Amanda. . . . ...hope she checks in soon. I do hate when one of us is living through a bad situation, and we have no way of knowing how they are. . . ... :(

Well!!!! It has happened!! To me, no less. . . . . I am currently sitting here, in a state of fluxing, conflicting emotion - - SO much is happening mentally, here, and I have the new, dreaded knowledge that I can no longer be supported through emoticon usage while I converse here in Psillyville.

I am experiencing: waves of relief and happiness :D:) (eye appointment was superb - - non-diabetic eye results!), some self-satisfied contentment B) , real affection for my specialist, as we have a long history with one another :wub: , a helping of unease and confusion due to the vision-altering nature of the many prescription drops :wacko: , anger at the parking ticket :angry:<_< , great humour at the sight of my eye makeup when i arrived home (Bah! Tammy Faye-city) :lol: . .. . .

See?! I'm already at EIGHT emoticons, and I'm feeling so much more than this. . . . . ...

I will have to attempt to curtail all activities during the day that may evoke more than one emotion.

Ooooh!!! Made up words amuse me so! I lurve "chidlings" and shall use it in conversation in the future

Sounds like a hot breakfast mash-up, dudd'n it?

Young man, you eat those chidlings, before I get meself really angry. . .....

:lol:

So.....I'm in a public restroom yesterday, minding me own business, and THERE in this white room wif big flourescent lights and an even bigger mirror......I get a mind numbing, horrifying view of me roots!!

AAAGGGHH!! I get a mind-numbing, horrifying view of me roots when I look in the mirror and suddenly see the crook of my mother's eyebrow, the cowlick in her hair, the drooping of her lids, all reflecting back at me. . . .....gaaaaaahhhh, my roots!!!! There they are!!. .. . ..

To keep yer mind occupied, picture the two of us sleeping in opposite corners of Nik's living room whilst the rest of the gang is fanning Jess and bringing her grapes on the divan

Clean outta emoticons (QUELLE SURPRISE!!).....

:laffylaffyfaces: !!!

tom Contributor

YES on PROP 20!!!!!!

Hooo boy lotta catching up on replies, and, as I'm feeling chatty <dammit what's a less-estrogenated word for that> (tho not overly emoticoniferous) it might be a 4-parter!

Just to remind everyone (and make you all jealous) . . . me family is still planning a trip to Washington State for Spring Break . . . part of the time to be spent in Seattle. Besides Jess, doesn't Colleen (CruelShoes) live out that way, too??

Holy Precipitation Catwoman! That's the week I was gonna be in Portland!!!!

Hoping to see AndreaB again too ;)

. . Methinks Emily is the Psilly ambassador as she has met patti and Pieter....but Gianknit met me and someone else- Carla?

Curly/Carla - Carla/Curly

Ose-clay uffey-nay . ...eh?

I have 2 sillies amongst my 9!!!!! :chestpuffedoutface: ( :wacko: )

(Donna 1st, then Momma Goose! :) :) )

Check this out:

Open Original Shared Link

Hehehehehehe

<snicker-snicker> Washington ManuMonument

Sad to hear of your neighboUr, Judith, but the community you have there is surely a plus in this day & age.

Bev - cool beans on the pics . . . does anyone else use that term? . . . we use to use it all the time . . . don't know where it came from . . . Suezee will probably say she and one of her friends made it up.

Heheheheehee

The other day I was pondering how & when it was decided which was which for Red states & Blue states. Now I know I should just assume Shpr

tom Contributor
Why yes, you picked up on that!! I do love me European menfolk :wub:...actually menfolk of all nations, I do not discriminate, hee hee!

bow-chicka-bow-wow :lol:

Really puttin' da lust in wanderlust

Do you have a world map w/ strategically & carefully placed pushpins on your bedroom wall TOO????????

.......Been in a funk lately......really do think it is me vitamins....or lack thereof (been forgetting to take them, recently :ph34r: )

Hey Curly!!!! get back on dem Vits!!

I've been meaning to say . ... ..work is just killin' me some days .. .but <heheheh> in a GOOD way. (gotcha goin'?)

My buddy Me bloke Tony keeps telling stories that crack me up until me cheeks hurt.

Sometimes we spend my 1st ENTIRE HOUR at work just cuttin' it up. And he's got a story for ANYthing, w/ minimal oblique prompting.

One second, we're talking about a highly specific, new, potentially impactful, technical issue on the ESD structure of a new design when made w/ the new 65nanometer technology :wacko: , and the next he's off on an amazingly spot-on relevant story from the old not-so-Bogarty Bogart movie Open Original Shared Link.

:lol:

KnickeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Go to Phuket or elsewhere in Thailand!

They drive on the non-right side!

Or Singapore, Indonesia (BaliBaliBaahhhhh-Leeeeeeeee!!! :wub: ) & probably Maylaysia, Cambodia, Borneo et al

Press-ups sounds like a WonderBra competitor

(D'oh!!! Couldn't help it)

Loooonnnnng trip back. . . it is 4 1/2 hours along one long stretch of very tedious highway - - 4 hours if you're doing 120 km/h.

Well, I don't want to monkey-wrench all the calculations or invalidate all the comments (or do I?), but Em's trip was 12.5% longer than if they'd gone 120kph.

Who's w/ me on Em's avg speed being 8/9ths of 120kph?

Mtndog Collaborator
bow-chicka-bow-wow :lol:

Really puttin' da lust in wanderlust

Do you have a world map w/ strategically & carefully placed pushpins on your bedroom wall TOO????????

Go to Phuket or elsewhere in Thailand!

Ptaughm is OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Are you telling Nikki to Phuk Et? That's not nice!!!!!!!!

Julie- I'm watching Elizabeth: The Giolden Age (on a British tear today- just watched Emma for the 999th time- I LOVE Knightley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Update

My dad had his heart cath this morning- he has two blockages and a bunch of other problems. He needs open heart surgery/bypass ASAP. So he had wanted to go to Hershey to my hospital to have any procedures done and now he is saying well maybe I will stay here....listening to his family dr who has not a damn clue of what is going on. I am trying to get it through his head that he needs to be at a hospital where the advancements are there and they are on the cutting edge. My hospital is well known in the cardiac department. So now I am stuck in limbo at my moms not sure whether to go home or stay here.....all up in the air and so much needs to be decided on. I know if the surgery takes place here he doesn't have a good of a chance as he would having it done at a larger hospital. So now I am waiting....and sadly I feel as if my life has stopped....there is no forward and no backward......

thanks for all your thoughts and prayers.

Jestgar Rising Star

Hugs Amanda.

I've been where you are with my mom (twice). Be strong with your parents, and come here to whimper.

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