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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
Is there a campaign afoot to make me pheel like I'm losin' me minnnnnnnnnnd?

I've been thinking the brain's working pretty well, and suddenly there's a reference to something *I* said, of which there's no recall??????? :huh::wacko:

Don't reckon anyone's tryin' to gaslight you, Pataughmn....but I didn't recall that either!! :lol:

Em?? :unsure:


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Is there a campaign afoot to make me pheel like I'm losin' me minnnnnnnnnnd?

I've been thinking the brain's working pretty well, and suddenly there's a reference to something *I* said, of which there's no recall??????? :huh::wacko:

Don't reckon anyone's tryin' to gaslight you, Pataughmn....but I didn't recall that either!! :lol:

Em?? :unsure:

:lol::lol: . . . Me neither . . . But hey. . . remember the time when tom was telling us all about the time when he dressed up as a cowboy and went to a Jazz Club??

WardGirl Rookie

Amanda I'm glad to hear your dad came through the surgery and is doing well. He'll still be in my thoughts :) and good luck with the house offer. I hope you and John get all your i's dotted and t's crossed so you get the house.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Don't reckon anyone's tryin' to gaslight you, Pataughmn....but I didn't recall that either!! :lol:

:lol: It's about the refrigerator magnets, you sillies, that's how Em referred to them

GASLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: love the movie AND the distinct form of torture reference, Padt - good one ;)

amanda!!!!!!!! nice to hear from you! V. painful recovery, from what they say, but, I think most people feel fantastic once they're up and running! :) (this is what Dave Letterman and Regis say ;) )

got nowt else - died the roots and am cleaning wildly over here.....

not feeling well at all, though...... :huh: kidney.lower back are killing me and another blinding headache.............oh, and the reason I know it's kidney pain is from the HORRID kidney infection I had three years ago.......

OMG - if this goes on, though, guess I"ll have to go to the doctor?????????? :angry:

and there's Queen Jackina! (um, my nickname was Jackie for soooooooo many years, and there are some who still ONLY call me Jack - - I have many, many variations on this name Jacquie, please forgive me if they slip out now and then :lol: )

I must head back to bed (Weezee - not pleased)

xx

Mtndog Collaborator

(((((((((((AMANDA)))))))))))))))))))) :wub: :wub: :wub:

Ok, phirst, Mark would go in....head phirst if necessary. :lol: I on the other hand, would try and phigure out how to rig up somephin on the order of a fishin' rod that I could send down the hole. a la "I Love Lucy" :lol:

Patti- This alone made me come on :lol: :lol: :lol:

Smelly Poo Poo Head Mark

But would you ever be able to clean him well enough to to be willing to hold him up to your face?

Blech........wretch.......CACKLE :lol:

Ptaughum.....I LOVE YER AV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :TRIPLE :lol: I need a triple vodka chocolate martini latte, hold the reefer, extra whipped cream!

Mtndog Collaborator

Susie- Hope you feel much more betterer :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

(Must use emotiquota)

jerseyangel Proficient

Ah.... the fridge magnets! <clonkssideo'ead> Good recall, Suz! :P Now about this kidney heinousness...so painphull, I know. :( Get lots o' rest this weekend--lots of water--and get thee to the doctor on Monday if need be. ;)

Bevvie :lol: These sausages are so good--the other night I made the apple/maple ones wif potatoes & onions and sauteed apples. Right now I have the sweet italian ones cooking wif onion, sweet red pepper and pasta sauce. Smells incredible~~wish ya'll could come over fer dinner.

FYI all--Al Fresco Sausage. Conferred wif Bev the other day on it's safety. Phab.


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Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: It's about the refrigerator magnets, you sillies, that's how Em referred to them

Hmmm . . . yeah . . . still not ringin' a bell wif me . . . ;):blink::huh::lol:

debmidge Rising Star
Here, let me help...

Who's the leader of the club

That's made for you and me?

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there!

You're as welcome as can be!

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

Mickey Mouse! Donald Duck!

Mickey Mouse! Donald Duck!

Forever let us hold our banner high!

High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song

And join the jamboree!

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

Who's the leader of the club

That's made for you and me?

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

Now it's time to say goodbye

To all our family...

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

Love it!

tom Contributor
Very busy few days. My dad came through the surgery ok.

Phew! SO good to hear that :):) :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Amanda!!!!!

Good news!!!!!

Suzle!!! Poopy kidney (owww!!!! have had kidney nfections meself) Drink plenty!!!.....WATER!!!!

What if you peeked down there, and saw a $10,000 bank note? Just sitting on top of the filth....perhaps a tiny bit smeared. . .. ...

Let me see....some sort of 'grabber' with a pincer like movement should do it.

...would get one of me chidlings to do the deed.....(can yer guess WHICH one??? :wink:)

....sorry!!...my mind went off on a tangent then......I have many wicked thoughts!!! :lol: :evilcackle:

No need . . . to hard to decipher yer post . . . most people are skipping it . . .

<SNORT>!!!!!! Janet :lol:

:lol: . . . Me neither . . . But hey. . . remember the time when tom was telling us all about the time when he dressed up as a cowboy and went to a Jazz Club??

OMG!!! This cracked me up :larfingprofusely: I have no recollection, but just made me chuckle....like....'remember the time Ptaum rode nekkid through town on a horse with hair to his waist? or summat :wackle:

.................OH NO!!...my BAD!!...that was Lady Godiva :rolleyes:

....I think I need to go to bed!!! :blink:

Darn210 Enthusiast
'remember the time Ptaum rode nekkid through town on a horse with hair to his waist? or summat :wackle:

No!!No!! You got it Knick!!! . . . and remember the time Ptaughmn sat in the pumpkin patch on Halloween and waited for the Great Pumpkin to arrive??

:lol::lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Hi All.........rainny gloomy day AGAIN here in PA

Hi Sillies

Very busy few days. My dad came through the surgery ok. He is still in the ICU but they are hoping to get him to the reg floor tomorrow. He should come home Weds. I saw him last night, he is still in lots of pain and he gots tubes all over but he came out fine and hopefully he will feel better soon.

I came back home late last night. John and I are hoping to put an offer in on the house too which we need to get stuff ready for that.

Thanks for all your prayers and good thoughts, this has been such a long week. I am glad it is behind us and we can move on now.

So glad to hear from you Amanda. I sure was a long week of ups and downs for you. GREAT NEWS

I'm sure you'll be glad to get Him out our ICU and into a room and then home Wed.

Good luck on the house!!!

love Judy

Susie- Hope you feel much more betterer :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub: (

ditto dat Mtndog............

how was your dinner out with Kurt?

tom Contributor

Crap . ..off to airport security line .. .

:lol: It's about the refrigerator magnets, you sillies, that's how Em referred to them

Well jeeeeeeezz I said "buttons/pins/magnets" then linked to allPOSTERS.com!!!!!!

"Phoul Fridge Candy" is 'posedta make me think magnets?????

I'm thinking edibles!!!

Gian-knit .. ..I know it's probably still a sore point & maybe I shouldn't bring it up, but it is a bit funny/sad that when Smack&Skeeter trick-or-treated, Skeeter got candy and Smack often <low monotone> "got a rock".

Jestgar Rising Star

'dokey. spent the day moving furniture around. (tired). Got some stuff from a friend who is downsizing and have been trying to figure out where to put it. When my sunroom gets done it'll be a temporary workout room (until the roommate leaves and I can re-arrange) but for now I have 2 exercise bikes, one treadmill and a stair stepper thing (not mine) in my tv room. I have a coffee table under my dining room table (his is in the tv room) and a carousel horse by the window :blink:

note to self: next time rent to someone with no personal belongings...

elye Community Regular

Amanda!! :wub::wub: Sounds like good news all around....so wonderful. It sounds as if many of us have gone through a parent having heart trouble - - always so stressful. Me dad looked so....small and powerless, somehow, his face heavy with pain, his body cramped over in that hospital robe, lotsa tubes . .. ....but time quickly heals things; it's amazing......

And your dad will be getting' it all back quickly, you just wait! :)

You must be exhausted. Sit back and relax and watch Emily'sthe boob tube.

:lol: OMG. .. ... . . . Stop on the boob! Must change avatar. .. . . . ..

It's about the refrigerator magnets, you sillies, that's how Em referred to them

Should 'a known that Sooozie would know exactly what I was talking about - -same wackl wavelength!! ;):lol:

Well jeeeeeeezz I said "buttons/pins/magnets" then linked to allPOSTERS.com!!!!!!

"Phoul Fridge Candy" is 'posedta make me think magnets?????

Uh. . . . . . . . . . yeah.. . . . ...

:rolleyes:

Got some stuff from a friend who is downsizing and have been trying to figure out where to put it. When my sunroom gets done it'll be a temporary workout room (until the roommate leaves and I can re-arrange) but for now I have 2 exercise bikes, one treadmill and a stair stepper thing (not mine) in my tv room. I have a coffee table under my dining room table (his is in the tv room) and a carousel horse by the window

Now....ya haven't had the Phire Marshall stoppin' by lately, have ya, Jess??

<_<:lol:

Smelly Poo Poo Head Mark

:lol: X 5......... . . Band Name. . . . ..

elye Community Regular

Just got back from seeing Bill Maher's Religulous.

Wow. . .... . .now, one cannot have any real discussion of the movie content on here, not wif our restrictions.. . ...just curious to know if anyone else has seen it. I'll just say that I sat riveted for the ninety-five minutes......

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Ptaughum.....I LOVE YER AV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :TRIPLE :lol: I need a triple vodka chocolate martini latte, hold the reefer, extra whipped cream!

good Lord :lol:

FYI all--Al Fresco Sausage. Conferred wif Bev the other day on it's safety. Phab.

Where do you buy these, Patricia? Whole Foods er sumfin fancy like dat, or any old grocery store?

Suzle!!! Poopy kidney (owww!!!! have had kidney nfections meself) Drink plenty!!!.....WATER!!!!

SOOOO confused on the whole kidney infection thing, only had one once in me life. Been reading up on it, and what they describe (burning wee and frequency of wee) sounds like a bladder infection, and does not remotely describe what I am feeling. :unsure:

so I dunno what's up......

Just got back from seeing Bill Maher's Religulous.

Wow. . .... . .now, one cannot have any real discussion of the movie content on here, not wif our restrictions.. . ...just curious to know if anyone else has seen it. I'll just say that I sat riveted for the ninety-five minutes......

:huh: am going to stay farrrrrrrrrrr away from this one, Em :lol:

this movie topic just nailed the stake in the coffin of an increasingly difficult, 30-year friendship (my college roommate in San Jose) and now.....it is officially over (for a great long while, at least). :( Very strange, no contact at all between us......

I'll pm you with my questions about the movie ;)

forgot everything else......

going to take my exploding head and broken back/flank back to bed. :madwithboredomface:

elye Community Regular
going to take my exploding head and broken back/flank back to bed.

:lol: Mygawd....Soooozie, ya sound like a tired ol' racehorse. . . ...flank? :lol:

psawyer Proficient
What if you peeked down there, and saw a $10,000 bank note? Just sitting on top of the filth....perhaps a tiny bit smeared. . .. ...

Gee, Em, how about that ten dollar note you got in change today from the cashier at the grocery store? It likely came from another customer. Do you know where that bill has been? :o

It is a fact that almost all US $100 bills test positive for cocaine. They are rolled into a tube, stuck into the nostril, and used to snort coke. I'm sure Benjamin had no idea what he was getting into when his portrait was put on the C-note. I have a Benjamin here in my safe--I wonder where he has been. :ph34r:

Amanda, good news about your father. Get some rest.

elye Community Regular
It is a fact that almost all US $100 bills test positive for cocaine. They are rolled into a tube, stuck into the nostril, and used to snort coke.

Well, I think I'm gonna hafta start running my nose over any hundred-dollar bill I'm handed . . ......

:lol::ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient

Suz--Hope yer in bed by now, but on the sauages--I get them at a regular (large) grocery store in the meat section. All flavors are gluten-free--and marked as such--except for the Hawaiian Pineapple. V. healthy--low fat but so darn good. :rolleyes:

Just watched "Knocked Up" on HBO. Cute movie----it had the PINKEYE scene that Em (?) posted the link to the other day :lol::lol:

I'm watching and I said to Mark--I just saw that scene on the Sillie thread! :P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Thanks Everyone :)

Jackie welcome and congrats on the crowning!!! I am afew days late.

I am lost- haven't worked in a week. I was @ work on Tuesday but my mind was all confuzzled.....Many trips between Harrisburg and Scranton this week---I-81 is a long road and the drive was tiring. Emotional at times as well....

Another thing that this week has caused....I have been sick since last Sunday- So ill I have felt as bad as my pre-celiac days.....I think the stress has taken its toll. Then whilest at moms I twisted my ankle playing with Silvia who asks me "loves me" it was so cute. Tonight my ankle the bad leg is swollen and has this purple line running amongst the veins long ways on my foot.....might be Dr time tomorrow...ugh!

Jen is home again as well, but has gotten a babysitter for Landen this weekend to give me some space which was nice. We are going to get together hopefully on Monday- this is the longest we have been apart in over a year...I miss my coworkers too, they emailed and my two close ones called everyday and that was a help too. I needed to talk to people in my "normal life" it was the cheering up distraction I needed. Going back to work Monday is something I cannot wait to do....finally I know my life will be moving forward.

so now I am settling in to watch some movies for the evening, I have my foot up on the pillow and I am doing a jigsaw puzzle.

Night sillies!!!

and thanks again for being such good friends, I love you guys and I couldnt do it without you all!!!! ((((HUGS))))

Jestgar Rising Star
It is a fact that almost all US $100 bills test positive for cocaine. They are rolled into a tube, stuck into the nostril, and used to snort coke. I'm sure Benjamin had no idea what he was getting into when his portrait was put on the C-note. I have a Benjamin here in my safe--I wonder where he has been. :ph34r:

:ph34r: Just gonna say, this doesn't really work. Too much bulk in the tube.

Jestgar Rising Star

Hugs Manda! Sorry for such a crappy week. Take care of yourself.

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