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[DingoGirl]

CurlyDawn?

League Of Non-Dangled Ostensible Needs?

that can't be how London got its name, now could it? :wackp:

OMG quite clevah

and.........Tom said "wackP" *snort*

is WACKP the new WACKL??????????????????

I dunno.......just doesn't phlow off the tongue quite as easily............

See if your library's Children's Section has this:

The Bunnie that wanted to be a Duck

(& other Grass is Greener aesopianisms) [aesophibitized variations? Refabled Bombeckian Re-Septicals?]

dear gawd he's getting madder

To the tune of Helen Reddy's "Delta Dawn"

Currrrrlllly Dawn, what's that flour you got awn .. .

"Could it <take it Em!> .. ...

Could it be a faded Rye from days gone byyyyyyyy?

And did I hear you say, you was 'a glutened here today?

You should've known you couldn't eat that pie-ie!

Hmmmmm.........

Could it be a gluten mix from days gawn byyyyyy?

You're celiac, ya say,

You ain't eatin' that stuff, no way,

It gives you cramps, and gas, you wanna diiiiiiiieeeeeee........

:lol: x 100

really, some of our better work

*snoooooooooooort*

Do you suppose NIk knows that song? Did that dreaded piece of music make it across the pond?

I cannot stand that song. . .. .....

Think it's played in one one endless, tortuous loop in Hell....... .

OMG - I would have to agree

Let's play "Name the Song You Hate the Most"

Mine would be "I'm Not Lisa"

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.....and yes, my eyes are blue.

OMG

that youtube version WOZ particularly painful............ :zoigs:

songs I hate the most.....................who could count? they number more than the sands on the beach or......the hairs on Fabio's head..........

a recent one - - "Umbrella" by - Rihannon? Nails-on-a-chalkboard and it WON song of the year.............

what in hell...............

<these are not my people>

<these are not my people>

<I'm only born 200 years too late>

[this is a refrain I frequently say out loud about the era in which we live and IN NO WAY refers to me psillies]

what about

"Havin' mah Baby" by Paul Anka

or

Meatloaf "I Won't Do That" and..........what is it that he won't do?????????? Lauren and I pose this query regularly..........

[elye]

SOPHIE IS MVP?????????????????????????????????????????

OMG - so unbelievably phabulous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cannot tell y'all how terrific it is when everyone here is so happy about something that is such a big thing in my little life. . . ....

I hadda put this pic up - - it's the one I took for my mom and dad...gonna frame it (I've already got the overexposed one and the one of Sophie's neck and ear in my Walmart pile) and give it to them at Christmas.

and.........Tom said "wackP" *snort*

I was going to mention this meselph. .. . . ...simply excellent. I LOVE the way it sounds......"Jeez, that guy is just plain wack P!"

Meatloaf "I Won't Do That" and..........what is it that he won't do?????????? Lauren and I pose this query regularly..........

Mygawd. . .....I'm hearing that there are no coincidences, but LAST NIGHT my sister and I were discussing this very grand mystery of the modern music world:

In the line, "I will do anything for love, but I won't do that," the "that" is whatever he said just before that. For example... "But I'll never forget the way you feel right now-- Oh no--no way-- I would do anything for love, But I won't do that" - The "that" in this particular verse is "forget the way you feel right now."

[DingoGirl]

I cannot tell y'all how terrific it is when everyone here is so happy about something that is such a big thing in my little life. . . ....

I hadda put this pic up - - it's the one I took for my mom and dad...gonna frame it (I've already got the overexposed one and the one of Sophie's neck and ear in my Walmart pile) and give it to them at Christmas.

SOPHIE!!!!!!!!! so phabulous..........she is quite the goalie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and......so glad to hear yer putting her pics up at the 'mart.........I"ll be looking for those

Mygawd. . .....I'm hearing that there are no coincidences, but LAST NIGHT my sister and I were discussing this very grand mystery of the modern music world:

In the line, "I will do anything for love, but I won't do that," the "that" is whatever he said just before that. For example... "But I'll never forget the way you feel right now-- Oh no--no way-- I would do anything for love, But I won't do that" - The "that" in this particular verse is "forget the way you feel right now."

WHAT?????????????? Umm........I must re-listen.........beggin' yer pardon, must disagree.......Lauren and I are quite convinced that he NEVER tells us the actual THING he will not do..........he mentions his Laundry List of things he WILL do......... but..........NO ONE KNOWS what is the thing he will NOT do.......

Please........don't make me watch it

:lol:

[curlyfries]

and.........Tom said "wackP" *snort*

is WACKP the new WACKL??????????????????

I dunno.......just doesn't phlow off the tongue quite as easily............

I just figured it was *wack* with a tongue hangin out : P

Please........don't make me watch it

Do iiiiiiiittttttt!!!!!!!!

SOPHIE!!!!!...........YOU GO, GIRL!!!

[Green12]

So happy to hear Alzy did ok with his op!!!! I am sure you are breathing a HUGE sigh of relief Nik Is there expected to be a lot of pain as he heals??

And what's this?! Sophie is MVP?!?!?! How fabulous!!!!!!!!!! Tell her congratulations Em

Songs I hate, hmmmmmmm? Will have to think really hard on that. My problem is I like A LOT of songs, even the really cheesy ones, in fact sometimes the cheesier the better.

Susie, I actaully like Umbrella.....don't throw projectile muffins at me!!!!

My take on the Meatloaf song is he doesn't even know what he won't do, he is clearly confoozled

Patti (and anyone else interested in project Thanksgiving TRIFLE) I discovered Gluten Free Pantry has a Spice Cake & Gingerbread Mix, I am so excited!! All you do is add molasses to the batter and prepare as usual. I can't recall though if you can tolerate GFP anymore. If not, easy breezy, you can just doctor up a plain cake mix.

[Green12]

Oh wow Emily, just saw your avatar. What a trophy!! So exciting!! And might I add that Sophie is quite the beauty.

Ok my Silly peeps, I am retiring the Samatar. Did we get a documentation of Bev's pants peeing?!?!?! Am putting back up my fall colors, limited time to enjoy before the snow starts falling.

[elye]

Mornin', Psillies!

Um.....new configuration goin' on. . .... ...things are rather squished....quite a lot more green, framing border and longer, skinnier text boxes. This is a massive change in me life, and therefore I just don't know how I'll be performing through the rest of the day.

Soooozie! Watch Meatloaf! The lyrics I wrote out suddenly DO make sense, if in a very awkward, roundabout way. This man constantly misplaced his modifiers and left far too much space between his subordinate and restrictive clauses. Dear gawd, even as a rock star, could he not simply have remembered the basic tenet about participial phrases at the beginning of a sentence being nonrestrictive, and therefore necessarily being set off from the rest of the sentence??

Joooolie said easy breezy.

Is Alsy still yikkety-yakking up a storm today, Nikerler? Guess you'll be fraternizing wif him for some time - - two weeks away from school?? Gad . ...... .like a mini summer holiday. T'would make me like this .... . ..

[nikki-uk]

Susie and the manatar have left the building

BO- BO shall reign (for now)

I LOVE Sophie's 'trophy pic' SUPERB photo!!!!

Al is doing ok, although he took off all the crepe bandages off his leg during the night (we are waiting for nurse to RE - dress)

I have been giving him pain killers every 4 hrs (even though he says it doesn't hurt) as the hospital recommended (it can become harder to control the pain otherwise) but GADS - why is he SOOOooo hyper????

I've just had to tell him NOT to try and lug downstairs a heavy box full of old books he doesn't want anymore!!!

...and the constant chatter continues!! ...... maybe I should send him over to Soozle?

....where he can recite his extensive knowledge of the many different species of Lemurs in Madagascar (his latest 'thing')..... and their preferred food, also tell you his xmas lists, things he'd like, food you should get, Ummm , and OH!!...if you've got a Cosmopolitan mag or such he can point out WHAT clothes/shoes/make-up he thinks will suit you!!!!

I think I forgot to mention months ago that I saw an article that the official UK Health Ministry(?) position on IBS was being changed to "hey let's check for celiac". That feels lightyears ahead of the US.

In theory Ptaum.......in pratice, another thing

Hope you're tucked in for the long haul, baby! Tis only November. February's always the worst, for me. I'm just so DONE by then. I wish I had a job where I could migrate.

SOoooo with you on that one Bunnie!

Did you know the highest rates of suicides is in Feb?

League Of Non-Dangled Ostensible Needs?

that can't be how London got its name, now could it? :wackp:

Could it be??

Do you suppose NIk knows that song? Did that dreaded piece of music make it across the pond?

I don't recall - had to google it............. I believe Em is correct in suspecting it is played in a continuous loop in hell!

Patti (and anyone else interested in project Thanksgiving TRIFLE) I discovered Gluten Free Pantry has a Spice Cake & Gingerbread Mix, I am so excited!! All you do is add molasses to the batter and prepare as usual. I can't recall though if you can tolerate GFP anymore. If not, easy breezy, you can just doctor up a plain cake mix.

'Easy breezy'

and

'doctor up'

GADS it sounds yum Jools!!!!!!!

Gotta go....Alzey's about to keel over from lack of nourishment

[curlyfries]

Joooolie said easy breezy.

That's me daughter!

What is it wif me family names infiltrating into psilly conversations?

.......and btw.......she is not easy!

Don't have to go to school til later today........unexpected visitor.......I may be busy this morning.......more later.

[DingoGirl]

The lyrics I wrote out suddenly DO make sense, if in a very awkward, roundabout way. This man constantly misplaced his modifiers and left far too much space between his subordinate and restrictive clauses. Dear gawd, even as a rock star, could he not simply have remembered the basic tenet about participial phrases at the beginning of a sentence being nonrestrictive, and therefore necessarily being set off from the rest of the sentence??

*snort* x5 this professorial explanation gave me much delight

...and the constant chatter continues!! ...... maybe I should send him over to Soozle?

....where he can recite his extensive knowledge of the many different species of Lemurs in Madagascar (his latest 'thing')..... and their preferred food, also tell you his xmas lists, things he'd like, food you should get, Ummm , and OH!!...if you've got a Cosmopolitan mag or such he can point out WHAT clothes/shoes/make-up he thinks will suit you!!!!

OMG Send him over! we can just chatter like magpies together....and, OMG, I will take him to the zoo here.....there is the MOST beguiling lemur there......he develops a fascination with certain people, it is not known why (I met the zoo director at a party at the aquarium in Monterey, of all things, and discussed this) and.....I was one of those for whom he developed this fascination.

So - he followed me around from end to end of his cage.....I would leave the area, and return to his cage - he would leave whatever group of people he was near and dash directly to my side.....'twas insane!!!!!!!!!! I did this several times.......it was true love, this lemur and me

Zoo director says they have no idea why this happens, but Lemur definitely develops fondness for some and doesn't care about others... Yes, send Alzy and we will read mags and eat gluten-free delights and go visit the lemur!

Don't have to go to school til later today........unexpected visitor.......I may be busy this morning.......more later.

it sounds so cryptic and mysterious!!!!!!!

Jules! Yer trifle! sounds delish............

morning sillies!! Where is everyone? awfully quiet here......

[elye]

Ah!! Soooozie and lemurs...... .. . it is fascinating that something about you is irresistible to this animal, not present in most others, but you've got it. What could it be?? Must ponder this. It will suddenly come to me in the middle of my class this afternoon, and I will have to stop things and write it down (eccentric teacher strikes again)......

OR! I could pose it to the group as a conversational exercise.... . What are lemurs attracted to, physically and emotionally?

Actually, I'm laughing, but one of the students is an older man from Madagascar. Stay tuned, as he may have some answers. . .. . . . . . ...

....where he can recite his extensive knowledge of the many different species of Lemurs in Madagascar (his latest 'thing')..... and their preferred food, also tell you his xmas lists, things he'd like, food you should get, Ummm , and OH!!...if you've got a Cosmopolitan mag or such he can point out WHAT clothes/shoes/make-up he thinks will suit you!!!!

OMG.... . . .. Nik, you have described Jack's personality fairly closely. We need to get these boys together, and send them both to Soooozie.

Don't have to go to school til later today........unexpected visitor.......I may be busy this morning.......more later.

Hmmmmm.... . when teenagers, we girls used to refer to our periods as "a visitor" when guys were present - -a code word, a euphemism. Leeesa, do you get mornings off from work when this special event begins? Gawd, wish I did. . . . . ...

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning Sillies!

Oh- so here is our laugh for today

I work with a very dumb person.....you may have heard me say this time and again....Seriously the standard expression on her face is deer in headlights!

This morning this woman brings out a lap top and then gets it already to do this online training with another coworker....So she calls the help desk here and they are going through this whole thing- she cannot figure out why the computer won't get onto our network and why she can't access anything online....this conversation goes on for 5 minutes....finally another coworker who is in the room says, is it plugged into the outlet for the internet....she goes oh I forgot to do that...SO she says to the help desk, it wasn't plugged in.....We do not have wireless networks in the hospital, well we have them but you cannot get on to "our network" it is security enabled....

Seriously this woman is not the sharpest knife in the drawer!

enjoy the laugh!

[elye]

I work with a very dumb person.....

This alone struck me as quite humourous . . .. .....for whatever the reason...a very phunny sentence, methinks. . . . . . ..

[nikki-uk]

Don't have to go to school til later today........unexpected visitor.......I may be busy this morning.......more later.

Intrigued !!!!

..........BTW, I think Suzeigh originally 'coined the phrase' (Em ) More later

It's very useful here I find

OMG Send him over! we can just chatter like magpies together....and, OMG, I will take him to the zoo here.....there is the MOST beguiling lemur there......he develops a fascination with certain people, it is not known why (I met the zoo director at a party at the aquarium in Monterey, of all things, and discussed this) and.....I was one of those for whom he developed this fascination.

So - he followed me around from end to end of his cage.....I would leave the area, and return to his cage - he would leave whatever group of people he was near and dash directly to my side.....'twas insane!!!!!!!!!! I did this several times.......it was true love, this lemur and me

Zoo director says they have no idea why this happens, but Lemur definitely develops fondness for some and doesn't care about others... Yes, send Alzy and we will read mags and eat gluten-free delights and go visit the lemur!

OMG!!!

Was it a ringtailed??....or a white ruffed, maybe an Indri.........HOLY MACKEREL..... ......could it have been an Aye-aye??????

x3

Alan LOVES the zoo........ he's also got a bit of a thing about Monkeys too (well, primates in general actually)

OMG.... . . .. Nik, you have described Jack's personality fairly closely. We need to get these boys together, and send them both to Soooozie.

Ha ha ha - she'd love that!!!

In fact I'll send devil child as well to do some odd jobs (clear up any Weezel scavenging adventures) Jack and Al can bore Souzhelle silly with their specialised subject.

Alan can also demonstrate the noise and action the lemurs scream to each other in the trees.... which is his party piece and I'm sure Suzee will bowled over at

Jack asking some very thought provoking do or die questions (if he can get a word in edgeways OR discover Al's 'off' switch )

Well, it's 6pm and no sign of the nurse for Al ........ I've patched up his dressings as best I can and has a particulary fetching thigh to toe white surgical stocking on!!!!

Don't you just hate it when you wait in ALL day and they don't turn up??

...off to the supermarket - hate going this late

[Jestgar]

Alan can also demonstrate the noise and action the lemurs scream to each other in the trees.... which is his party piece and I'm sure Suzee will bowled over at

:lol:

This child on speed must be more entertainment than any one person should have to get to endure enjoy!

[DingoGirl]

:lol: :lol: x 20

OMG - send these two wackP boys over (um, WIHT parental supervision, if you please)

Tell Alzy I believe 'twas a ring-tailed lemur.......I MUST go see him again.......

and MONKEYS??????????????

got monkeys all over the place here.........

alas, not for the reason you may think.......

let me dye-gress -

I have an acute fondness for the decorating style of the British Raj Colonial Period - you know, that superior and timeless blend of British luxe and gentility with glorious, island native woods (honduran mahagony, for example) and the local textiles (cottons, linens, silks), with a slight, exotically tropical theme thrown in, but only as the British did it....... *dreamy sigh*

well - - they often used those little monkeys as decoration - you know, the ones wearing the fez hats and in their little blue jackets and generally reddish pants? (not always clothed, however, some monkeys are just nekkid)

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THEY MAKE ME OUT OF MY MIND - -

so - I do have several tiny British Colonial monkeys around me house (decorative, not real, tell Alan )......gifts from loved ones........how I adore them

Alas, the monkeys became TOO popular and then.......they showed up at Target......so that's when I become irritated and furious at their over-use

MORE LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as - good Lord - - I am driving Stepford again, but this time in my OWN squalid, stink-bomb of a car.............

help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

must go to car wash now - this calls for professional help

[blueeyedmanda]

:

must go to car wash now - this calls for professional help

Tis soon to be car washing season in PA--winter dust/salt etc all over yer car and then when you go to the car wash you nearly freeze your toes and fingers and yer bum off as you scurry to wash the car quickly so you may see out the windows again.....

So much easier in the summer waiting for a T-storm to roll through and wash away dirt!!!!

[Green12]

Good Thursday Sillies!

Phorgot to comment on Tom's "wackp"......is this pronounced wack=pee? Or more like wackpppppppppp?

Lisa!! What kind of visitor?!?! A visitor of the glutening variety?? And yer daughter's name is Breezy?!

Um.....new configuration goin' on. . .... ...things are rather squished....quite a lot more green, framing border and longer, skinnier text boxes. This is a massive change in me life, and therefore I just don't know how I'll be performing through the rest of the day.

Are you experiencing changes with the phorum Em? Everything is looking the same on my end....gawd I hope it's not something that is starting with the members up north slowly trickling down to the rest of us in the south. When there are visual changes it just throws me, pulls the rug right out from under me feet!!

'Easy breezy'

and

'doctor up'

GADS it sounds yum Jools!!!!!!!

I can't take credit for these phrases I think I got 'easy breezy' from Tom and 'doctor up' from Patti

But oh YES the trifle, I think it's going to be quite YUM indeed, I am just giddy thinking about it!!! I will keep yer posted, and take pictures of the mouthwatering delight! Only one week away!

Thanks for the update on Al, and I'm quite charmed by his overtalking and all his zoo/primate interests!!! Hope his leg it healing nicely

I work with a very dumb person.....you may have heard me say this time and again....Seriously the standard expression on her face is deer in headlights!

Amanda, a deer in headlights says it all!

How's your dad doing? And any news on the house hunt??

Well, it's 6pm and no sign of the nurse for Al ........ I've patched up his dressings as best I can and has a particulary fetching thigh to toe white surgical stocking on!!!!

Don't you just hate it when you wait in ALL day and they don't turn up??

...off to the supermarket - hate going this late

Very frustrating that the nurse didn't show up Nikki!

I have an acute fondness for the decorating style of the British Raj Colonial Period - you know, that superior and timeless blend of British luxe and gentility with glorious, island native woods (honduran mahagony, for example) and the local textiles (cottons, linens, silks), with a slight, exotically tropical theme thrown in, but only as the British did it....... *dreamy sigh*

well - - they often used those little monkeys as decoration - you know, the ones wearing the fez hats and in their little blue jackets and generally reddish pants? (not always clothed, however, some monkeys are just nekkid)

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THEY MAKE ME OUT OF MY MIND - -

This explains a lot

....and the lemur following you too

Omgosh the little monkeys in the little hats, pants, and jackets!! Was it Tom that once said nothing beats little critters in clothes?!?

[elye]

Well, my Madagascar student enlightened me somewhat on the hidden lives of lemurs, and it became a strong vocabulary exercise and practice.

Sooozie, it could very well have to do with the way you smell. Couple that with the scrotal sacs (wow - - you can imagine the vocabulary hoop-jumping we had to go through to get THAT term) that male lemurs possess, and it all comes down to this primates' sophisticated olfactory communication. . .. .

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My student did not believe that scrotal sacs need regular expressing (perhaps unfortunate, one might think, for the lemur)......

Hmm....pronunciation of wackP. . . .. ..It simply MUST be "wack-pee".... . .. only phunny this way. . ...

Those English colonial monkeys are lovely, Soooozie. Their tails!

Amanda! We need a report on yer dad!

[DingoGirl]

PHEW sillies - - almost had to drive Stepford somewhere in MY OWN CAR (which I did have washed today) and.....it was called off....what a relief..... I am SO not comfortable chatting with her.....we were in the car a total of 1.5 hours yesterday.....her perfection is just too intimidating.......and there is not ONE wack-pee thing about her.....

but come to think of it.........she is one person around whom I NEVER get too chatty or reveal too much.....I try to remain quite vague............MUST exercise this power more in my dealings wif humans.......

Are you experiencing changes with the phorum Em? Everything is looking the same on my end....gawd I hope it's not something that is starting with the members up north slowly trickling down to the rest of us in the south. When there are visual changes it just throws me, pulls the rug right out from under me feet!!

what Jules? it has changed here, too, out in the West.....'tis wider on the sides, the green part! what in hell?

but not fer Julie? oh dear......what does it mean?

This explains a lot

....and the lemur following you too

*snort* 'tis quite mad, isn't it?

Sooozie, it could very well have to do with the way you smell. Couple that with the scrotal sacs (wow - - you can imagine the vocabulary hoop-jumping we had to go through to get THAT term) that male lemurs possess, and it all comes down to this primates' sophisticated olfactory communication. . .. .

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My student did not believe that scrotal sacs need regular expressing (perhaps unfortunate, one might think, for the lemur)......

ummm....does this mean I stink? I stink like a Lemur's Mama?

and.........did you really get your student to say scrotal sac? I SO want to believe this is true...........

x 10

National Lemuric Scrotal Sac Expression Day quite big in Madagascar

[JNBunnie1]

"The Bunnie that wanted to be a Duck"

That is the first time in recorded history that somethng has made me spit my food out. I gotta go tell my Mom!

[elye]

and.........did you really get your student to say scrotal sac? I SO want to believe this is true...........

With much difficulty.. . . ...The SCR combination is extremely difficult for many foreign students to pronounce - - throw in a long vowel immediately proceeding it, and it becomes quite laborious. Therefore, SCROTAL is a fantastic word for challenging phoneme practice. I eventually had most of them (including the Asian students, who find this sound literally impossible) pronouncing "scrotum" and "scrotal sac" with near perfection. They actually began to shout the perfect words out, together, like a chant. . . . . . . ....... .

SCRRRRRR......OOOOO....TUUUUU.....MMMM....

SCRRRRR......OOOOO.....TALLLLLLL SAAAAAAAAAC.....

National Lemuric Scrotal Sac Expression Day ... quite big in Madagascar

My Madagascar student told me that these glands do not need expressing.....

I guess they express themselves, openly.

That is the first time in recorded history that somethng has made me spit my food out. I gotta go tell my Mom!

Bunnie!. . . . ..the first time for you? Man, it's happening regularly wif me. . . . ...

[JNBunnie1]

Bunnie!. . . . ..the first time for you? Man, it's happening regularly wif me. . . . ...

I meant for reasons other than distaste.

[DingoGirl]

"The Bunnie that wanted to be a Duck"

That is the first time in recorded history that somethng has made me spit my food out. I gotta go tell my Mom!

x3

wait until you spit it through yer nose

With much difficulty.. . . ...The SCR combination is extremely difficult for many foreign students to pronounce - - throw in a long vowel immediately proceeding it, and it becomes quite laborious. Therefore, SCROTAL is a fantastic word for challenging phoneme practice. I eventually had most of them (including the Asian students, who find this sound literally impossible) pronouncing "scrotum" and "scrotal sac" with near perfection. They actually began to shout the perfect words out, together, like a chant. . . . . . . ....... .

SCRRRRRR......OOOOO....TUUUUU.....MMMM....

SCRRRRR......OOOOO.....TALLLLLLL SAAAAAAAAAC.....

*snort* x 10

so - what I want to know (and many other sillies are waiting, I"m sure) is.....how did you gesticulate this body part? Exactly how was it........defined and pointed out? I mean...you had to be able to distinguish between - the weenis - and the sacs themselves.

Did somebody's pants have to come off fer this? :lol:

[JNBunnie1]

x3

wait until you spit it through yer nose

That's nothing. When I had my colonoscopy pre-gluten-free, they gave me graham crackers and saltines after. So we're driving home, and I tell my mother I'm going to barf. She pulls straight into a Donut Depot parking lot, where I proceed to open the door and puke on the pavement. Upon the conclusion of these festivities, I sit up and say " Awww!!!! It came out my nose!!!!" and sent my parents into gales of laughter. My father thought it was the funniest thing EVER. Course, now we know why my tummy didn't like the crackers, but still.

So try spitting your food out your nose AFTER you've swallowed it!!! So there!!!!