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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
.....how did you gesticulate this body part? Exactly how was it........defined and pointed out? I mean...you had to be able to distinguish between - the weenis - and the sacs themselves.

Did somebody's pants have to come off fer this?

Thankfully, no. <_< Remember, I draw.... .. . so a lovely little sketch of male genitalia was thrown up on the whiteboard, with added arrows and circling of pertinent parts. Some may recall my superb training for the rendering of such things while in Life Drawing classes, where we would have to do many quick gesture drawings of such....areas....... that were constantly changing, yet.. . .. ....

Anyways, I thought drawing scrotii was a better route to go than pointing at one of my male students' crotches and trying from there......

:lol:

OMG. . .. . . . . ....

Did I erase that big diagram before I left????

:o:o

So try spitting your food out your nose AFTER you've swallowed it!!! So there!!!!

Gaaaaahhh....... gross me out that door . . . . . . . ...!!


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So try spitting your food out your nose AFTER you've swallowed it!!! So there!!!!

:ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww: very gross :lol:

Thankfully, no. Remember, I draw.... .. . so a lovely little sketch of male genitalia was thrown up on the whiteboard, with added arrows and circling of pertinent parts. Some may recall my superb training for the rendering of such things while in Life Drawing classes, where we would have to do many quick gesture drawings of such....areas....... that were constantly changing, yet.. . .. ....

Anyways, I thought drawing scrotii was a better route to go than pointing at one of my male students' crotches and trying from there......

OMG. . .. . . . . ....

Did I erase that big diagram before I left????

:lol: :lol: :lol: x 50

OMG - a rendering of the weenus and other parts, right on the board.........

<she is LYING, pholks - don't believe a word of it>

and

she said scrotii :lol: :lol: x 10

where IS everyone?

I miss Judy.......hope she's having a good time and feeling well........

but where's Patti today? I saw her reading here earlier......and no post?

PATTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are you feeling okay?

and Bevel?

and......I miss Sarah :(

and Ptaum hasn't posted today, nor has Laura, Momma G, and other occasional posters........

and where is Peter?

Janet has been way too busy lately ;)

did I forget anyone?

it's so quiet and.......

elye Community Regular
OMG - a rendering of the weenus and other parts, right on the board.........

<she is LYING, pholks - don't believe a word of it>

<_<:rolleyes:

Believe me, the drawing was a very general rendering - - just enough to make out what it was....it wasn't like I was going for trompe l'oiel realism....now that even I wouldn't do..........

:huh:

:rolleyes:

where IS everyone?

I hear ya, Sooozie. Judy, Janet, Ptaoughmghmn, POeter, Bev..... . .they're just not around enough! Yes, and Patti - - unlike her not to be posting.

PAAAAATTIIIIIIII!!!!! ........are you okay? :unsure:

curlyfries Contributor

Well now you can see who my unexpected visitor was!!!

<--------------------------

We've been getting in some practice before the real thing in Belize. ;) Sam Hill wasn't getting enough excitement in his life......Burundi is such a bore........so natch, he has seeked me out. He had me mystified at first........thought I was loosing my mind. Thought I saw someone behind the potatoes at the grocery once....then again around the corner in the hall at school. B)

:unsure: ummm....does this mean I stink? I stink like a Lemur's Mama? :lol:

All this talk of animal attraction and scrotal sac expression reminds me of me own adventure.

A few years ago me brother, daughter and I visited a wild cat rescue compound. My brother used to volunteer there, so we got a lovely tour while the animals were being fed a cow, cut into large pieces :gagface:

Anywho.......I was taking a picture of some tigers in one cage when a tiger in the cage behind me decided that I was to become his territory.......and I was marked :ph34r:

Do you have any idea how much pee a full grown tiger can spray?????.....must be close to a a gallon. Luckily, my DD pushed me out of the way and I avoided the majority of it :P

And DD's name is Briana, but she often has gone by Breeze.

jerseyangel Proficient

Evenin' Sillies B)

Just poopin in to say hello! Gawd Em--yer "artwork" is cracking me up :P I'm enjoying all the silliness--I appreciate the skeleton crew :lol: keeping the phunny going!! :lol:

Love you guys :D

elye Community Regular

OMG, Leeeesa! :astonishedgaggyface: Sprayed by a tiger!

Um.......are you sure he it was urine? He wasn't expressing his anal glands, was he? And really, what does it matter? ...Would that make it any less horrific??

:lol:

You and S.H., scuba partners!!! :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Um.......are you sure he it was urine? He wasn't expressing his anal glands, was he? And really, what does it matter? ...Would that make it any less horrific??

No idea...........I just used *pee*, for lack of a better word.

What would you call it, anyway?

Hi Patti!!!!!!!....<biggrinwavingenthusiastically>

Good to see you pooping in! :D

Oh, and Ptaughmn.........noone else mentioned it, but I did notice your WasillaSamHilla av. Must've been too boring for him, huh? That's a-ight......I got it covered ;)

AAAAAACCCKKKKKK!!!!!!! Who's job is it to remind us of post rollovers?


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tom Contributor

Bah !! Emotibusted!! (So splittin' it)

:lol: yes......and, it's also Drive Yer Neighbor to Madera and Sit in Freezing Elementary School Library for Three Hours Day!!!!!!!!!!!! :blink:

You didn't even LOOK for "The Bunnie that Wanted to be a Duck" didja!!! :angry:

Ummmm maybe a nice Dinosaur picture book? Insects?

Prop 8 failed so no "The Princess Who Found Her Princess" . . .

So! Fee! So! Fee! Em-Vee-Pee!!

(Methinks M mentioned this the wkend it was awarded, but in using far fewer than a thousand words, it didn't have near the impact of a single peeek-chur)

wackp? :wacko: no nooooooo just a typo!!! I like saying wackl!!!!!

I refuse to list, or even THINK about, the vast plethora of songs that grate me brain .. .

<noooooooooooooo "seasons in the sun" already breached me defenses!!! :ph34r: >

Ok my Silly peeps, I am retiring the Samatar. Did we get a documentation of Bev's pants peeing?!?!?! Am putting back up my fall colors, limited time to enjoy before the snow starts falling.

Did I miss the pee-atar???? :huh:

And does Jules see Rockies from her house?

elye Community Regular

Sooozie! Ptaoughmghmn just reminded me to ask about this: What in hell were you doing in a public school library, an hour away, with Stepford?? :huh: Explain, puleeze!

Green12 Enthusiast

Scrotal Sac and Tiger pee?!?! Would be an excellent evening for new phorum members to wander into Sillyville :lol:

:unsure: ummm....does this mean I stink? I stink like a Lemur's Mama?

:lol:

And whew! Saved by the bell not having to drive Stepford around.

"The Bunnie that wanted to be a Duck"

That is the first time in recorded history that somethng has made me spit my food out. I gotta go tell my Mom!

:lol:

Phorgot to say Tom was on fire that day when he said this, data has brought back his silly!!!

So try spitting your food out your nose AFTER you've swallowed it!!! So there!!!!

That must have been quite the phenomenon!

where IS everyone?

I was thinking the same thing.

Data has taken away our Jess and Tom, Janet I think is wrangling the chidlins, Judy still traveling (hopefully having a good time).

Bev is MIA

Peter? LisaB? Laura?

Amanda has been quiet lately too.

And DD's name is Briana, but she often has gone by Breeze.

That's so cute...I thought she was going to join us, is she gluten-free also? Maybe she did pop in and was scared away by for example the scrotal sacs and little monkeys in little clothing :lol:

Love you guys :D

There you are Patti, thinking of you :wub:

Sillies! Am watching Ugly Betty and she is trying to get into YETI (young editors training initiative)!!!!!

AND she said snarky!

I think the writers are underground here and looking to us for inspiration :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Laughing hard enough to say, pee your pants?!?!?

Oh GAWD........I really did almost pee me pants today. I had to go to NY fer me Lyme doctors appt and picked up the People magazine "sexiest Man Alive" issue fer some intellectual reading :P and...........

lo and behold..........

Our Shiba Inu puppies were in People!!!! Just faintly in the left-hand corner there was a wee streak....I think it twas our Psam Man Hill Head trying to escape the papparazzi :lol:

Evenin' Sillies

Just poopin in to say hello! Gawd Em--yer "artwork" is cracking me up I'm enjoying all the silliness--I appreciate the skeleton crew :lol: keeping the phunny going!!

Love you guys

I love you guys too :wub: :wub:

LEESA- Yer avatar is KILLING me!He scuba dives? Is he going to Belize with you? can I come? (I scuba dive!!!!!! Well, I'm certified but haven't been in 6 years. I learned in Cozumel. It was AMAZING!)

I can buddy breathe with manhead!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Me doctor is putting me on some antibiotic that sounds like Avalon/Camelot, hmm...Avalar methinks. He tells me it's the castle next to Camelot :huh: :huh: Eh, I'll just tell everyone he put me on Ecstasy :P

tom Contributor

Lisa took scuba lessons from Sam Hlll?

Well, it's 6pm and no sign of the nurse for Al <_< ........

Don't you just hate it when you wait in ALL day and they don't turn up??

Arrrrrrrrgh!!!! :angry:

Did somebody's pants have to come off fer this? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hehehehe :lol: good one, lemurbait :P

To be continued .. ..off to work . ..

curlyfries Contributor
That's so cute...I thought she was going to join us, is she gluten-free also? Maybe she did pop in and was scared away by for example the scrotal sacs and little monkeys in little clothing :lol:

:D

Which day? She's one of those that won't stick to it until she gets a diagnosis. Recent test consisted of only one and was negative.......she had been on and off gluten. Now she's trying to stay on gluten for a future test........was terribly sick last week.

Between that and trying to work 2 jobs, she hasn't been on her computer much.

elye Community Regular
I can buddy breathe with manhead!!!!!

Mygawd....this sounds excellent, this buddy breathing........

Me doctor is putting me on some antibiotic that sounds like Avalon/Camelot, hmm...Avalar methinks. He tells me it's the castle next to Camelot :huh::huh: Eh, I'll just tell everyone he put me on Ecstasy :P

:lol:

Gawd, Bev, do not let them talk you into trying to pull a sword out of a stone......

curlyfries Contributor
Eh, I'll just tell everyone he put me on Ecstasy :P

:lol::lol::lol:

I was certifiablecertified about a year and a half ago......but aren't we all!

Lisa took scuba lessons from Sam Hlll?

Heck no!.....I taught him! :rolleyes:

Tom called Souczie Lemurbait! :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mygawd....this sounds excellent, this buddy breathing........

Gawd, Bev, do not let them talk you into trying to pull a sword out of a stone......

<CACKLE> Tee HEE!!!!!!!!!!

So tired i don't even know which part of all this is cracking me up :lol:

Buddy Breathing good. Buddy Breathing with Manhead...bad. He doesn't have arms and thus cannot pass the mouthpiece. Then again, he doesn't need air :lol: :lol:

psawyer Proficient

I'm here! Busy times, so I haven't been on as much, and haven't had much to say in any event. But I am reading, and trying to keep up. B)

tom Contributor
OMG. . .. . . . . ....

Did I erase that big diagram before I left????

:o:o

:lol: !!

Phorgot to say Tom was on fire that day when he said this, data has brought back his silly!!!

Methinks Julily has data-envy

[P.S. that day??? Wasn't that yesterday?? :lol::P ]

Sillies! Am watching Ugly Betty and she is trying to get into YETI (young editors training initiative)!!!!!

Uh-Oh!!! Our missing Yeti's gone Hollywood????!

<she said "she said snarky!">

Our Shiba Inu puppies were in People!!!!

I couldn't believe I saw them on CNN's Situation Room, w/ Wolf Blitzer!

Apparently the slightly less cute one (so, naturally assumed smarter) is being considered for a cabinet post. Secretary of Health & Human Snausages, if I remember correctly.

No, wait .. ...it may have been a piece about the upcoming choice of Presidential Pooch.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
All this talk of animal attraction and scrotal sac expression reminds me of me own adventure.

A few years ago me brother, daughter and I visited a wild cat rescue compound. My brother used to volunteer there, so we got a lovely tour while the animals were being fed a cow, cut into large pieces :gagface:

OMG - TIGER WEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

and - the cutting up of hte body parts -

when I stayed in Montana that week, with the wolf, I would arise in the morning to find deer limbs and many other body parts in a pan on the kitchen counter.......OMG! I have photos somewhere......must post on phacebook

LEESA!!!!!!!!! yer av *snort*

and Ptaum's Av *snort*

:lol: x 5

I refuse to list, or even THINK about, the vast plethora of songs that grate me brain .. .

<noooooooooooooo "seasons in the sun" already breached me defenses!!!

:angry: why..........WHYYYYYYYYYYY.......................why did you do that to me?

I could have gone my whole life and never have thought of that again....... :lol:

quelle heinosity...................

Scrotal Sac and Tiger pee?!?! Would be an excellent evening for new phorum members to wander into Sillyville

*snort* :lol: quite scary

Sillies! Am watching Ugly Betty and she is trying to get into YETI (young editors training initiative)!!!!!

AND she said snarky!

I think the writers are underground here and looking to us for inspiration

OMG - could it be true?????????? have we been DISCOVERED??????

and - *gasp* does this have something to do with llama lady??????????????? :lol:

SOOOOOOOO many more phunny things to comment on (Bev's wackl silliness) but - ER is on and I must go!!!!!!!!!!

oh - does anyone watch 30 Rock? pure madness - LOVE that show

'night sillies!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

For Pete's sake (sorry PeOter)......it's like "Groundhog Day" around here. :o We're back to a day and a half ago.... :blink:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
For Pete's sake (sorry PeOter)......it's like "Groundhog Day" around here. :o We're back to a day and a half ago.... :blink:

Yeah, what happend? I feel like a crack addict without a fix, the error message came up and I FREAKED. Yay, its back!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I know....I was lost!!!!!

We put our offer in this morning. So lets keep our fingers crossed it will all work out. We picked our settlement date already- it will be Jan. 9th if all goes well. I am so excited!!!!!

Our roads are so messy from that whole winter thing last night and once again today we had more snow...but with it being so cold it slicks up the roads as black ice.

We are heading to the casino tonight- we have 10 free bucks of playing on our comp. cards.

Night Sillies!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

OMG my whole house update is gone---erased from yesterday.....

The exciting NYC trip......

all my dad updates......

What in the heck.....

tom Contributor

NOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo

It's like deja-vu all over again!

Back to Pseuzee's nov20 tigerweeAvsnortMontana30rockNightsillies!! post!!! :o

I was editing mine from earlier:

Yeahhhhhhhh we ARE missing a lot. Last old post was only 20% of the way into p1522[edit: oops did I say 1522?? :unsure: I meant 15FORTY2] :lol: , but we were on p1544 pre-abyss. :angry:

But <yay> good to be back :)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
NOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo

It's like deja-vu all over again!

Back to Pseuzee's nov20 tigerweeAvsnortMontana30rockNightsillies!! post!!! :o

I was editing mine from earlier:

Yeahhhhhhhh we ARE missing a lot. Last old post was only 20% of the way into p1522[edit: oops did I say 1522?? :unsure: I meant 15FORTY2] :lol: , but we were on p1544 pre-abyss. :angry:

But <yay> good to be back :)

I think maybe the government tried to stage a Celiac.com coup and lost.

There's too much subverive information on this website.....

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