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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Amanda, so sorry about John's cousin :( That is terribly sad

Mayor of an on-line city :lol: Well we do them one better , we have Royalty!!!

All the Samatar avatars are cracking me up! Janet, yours is a riot :lol:

Maybe I'll set up a group on Spacebook....... 'The UK NEEDS a Thanksgiving day'

Hee Hee, The UK for a Thanksgiving Day!! I love it!

:lol:

Bev, you are doing a trifle too!! You must share what is in your Heath bar Trifle, I want to gobble it up!

Most all of my phoods are done, I just have my green beans and pumpkin gingerbread trifle left to do....it all looks and smells so good.

I think I am going to gain 10 lbs the next few days :lol:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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He has escaped from Easter Island.

<snort> Just too phunny! :lol:

I think I am going to gain 10 lbs the next few days :lol:

I right there wicha sista! B)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Yes . . . I believe this pic reveals the true origin of Sam Hill. It explains why he's so stiff and has no limbs and the coloUr of his complextion. He has escaped from Easter Island.

Sam Hill Manhead and Easter Island. ........ . .. . .yes, yes .. .. . ..Janet, I think you're onto sumfin . . .. . . .

Look what I found:

Easter Island is branded into popular consciousness as the home of the mysterious and towering moai statues, but these are not the only curiosity the South Pacific island holds. Where the moai are fascinating for their unknown purpose and mysterious craftsmen, the island's lost language of Rongorongo is equally perplexing. The unique written language seems to have appeared suddenly in the 1700s, but within just two centuries it was exiled to obscurity. Known as Rapa Nui to the island's inhabitants, Rongorongo is a writing system comprised of pictographs. It has been found carved into many oblong wooden tablets and other artifacts from the island's history. The art of writing was not known in any nearby islands and the script

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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I right there wicha sista! B)

:lol:

I even have an Americanized version of Bubble and Squeak on tap for the leftovers ;)

Nikki, hope I will do you proud :D

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
I think it is RONGORONGO. . .. . ..

:lol: Rongorongo

...............is that wrongo-wrongo?

tom Contributor
tom
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Oh-ma-gah it's just one :lol: after another .. ..

:lol: Easter Island!! :lol:

The Sam Thread!!!!!! :o:lol:

Samatars EVERYwhere!!!! :lol:

Amanda . ...wow so much happening. So sad about John's cousin.

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Mtndog
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Ah Bevvie--yer phood sounds delicious! I say, by all means have a wee nibble ;):D

Have a wonderful, warm and happy Thanksgiving--you, Kurt, yer dad, nieces and all :D

Thank you :wub: :wub:

:lol: Rongorongo

...............is that wrongo-wrongo?

Julie :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do the Twas speak rongorongo? Is THAT the missing link?

Yes Gianknit- you MUST go post on every thread toot sweet!

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I even have an Americanized version of Bubble and Squeak on tap for the leftovers ;)

Oh, now do tell! :D

elye Community Regular
elye
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You know something. . . . . . ...I can see a couple of these characters, verrrrry faintly, in the scrawling marks under S.H.'s pedestal:

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We must break the code.........it looks like a message dealing with the lunar calendar. Maybe a certain date. .. ...... . .

Mygawd! Lookit THIS!!

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The forty Twa (why forty?). ..... ....calendars... .. . ....

I think S.H. was put in Will's path - - you're right, Patti - - so that he would be brought into Psillyville. There is a momentous date coming up for us.. . . . .within those calendars. . . . . ..

Leeeesa! Piece it together like only you can!!!

:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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:lol:

I even have an Americanized version of Bubble and Squeak on tap for the leftovers ;)

Nikki, hope I will do you proud :D

OH yummm :P

Open Original Shared Linkis fried up veg .....sounds disgusting, tastes delish!!

OMG!! Do The Twa speak Rongorongo??? :unsure: ...I must ask ....they're a tad busy now .....sweeping me chimney ;)

Time for bed ..... y'all have a fabulush Thanksgiving!!!!!!! :D (let you know how MY groundbreaking UK thanksgiving goes ;) )

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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OH yummm :P

Open Original Shared Linkis fried up veg .....sounds disgusting, tastes delish!!

Thanks for the 411 on Bubble and Squeak Nik ;)

Patti, the Thanksgiving leftover version is this:

2 cups leftover mashed potatoes

1 cup leftover stuffing

1 cup leftover turkey meat, diced

2 tablespoons vegetable oil

In a large mixing bowl add mashed potatoes, stuffing and turkey meat. Mix well. Using your hands form patties (about 3 to 4-inches wide). Heat 2 tablespoons oil in a nonstick skillet and fry the patties until golden brown on both sides for about 5 to 7 minutes. Do this in batches, if necessary.

The recipe suggested making a corn puree (blended kernel corn and stock) to top it with, or you can top with leftover gravy, and then cranberry sauce on the side.

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I saw this on the Food Network Turkey 911 show, what to do with all the leftovers. This is Danny Boome's recipe, a FN host and he's a super cutie, originally from the UK and a former professional hockey player. I must hunt this man down :lol:

Did anyone watch Ellen today? Her Thanksgiving monologue was hilarious!!!!!!

Emily, yer whole post :lol::lol::lol:

Phorgot to say a ways back I love Susie's emoticons to the power of (i.e. :lol: x10)

And Tom, yay! Hope you get a raise! Excellent lude scar story :D

Nikki said fabulush :lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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Did anyone watch Ellen today? Her Thanksgiving monologue was hilarious!!!!!!

Didn't air yet here, but I've just set it to be recorded. ;)

Sprusie giddy @ the gloom now?

Only a light rain here but it looks like 1/2 the state is getting it!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Patti, the Thanksgiving leftover version is this:

Looks phab and easy! Bet it's good wif the cranberry sauce on top :P

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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We must break the code.........it looks like a message dealing with the lunar calendar. Maybe a certain date. .. ...... . .

I think S.H. was put in Will's path - - you're right, Patti - - so that he would be brought into Psillyville. There is a momentous date coming up for us.. . . . .within those calendars. . . . . ..

Leeeesa! Piece it together like only you can!!!

Hmmmmm.........me brain is so confounded at the moment with all things Thanksgiving.....can no longer put things off....must wait til I have time to give it my proper attention.

A few things that do stand out immediately, though.

In his 1958 Grundlagen zur Entzifferung der Osterinselschrift Thomas Barthel identified two and a half lines of side a of Tablet C as containing a lunar calendar. There is not the slightest doubt that Barthel was right.

1. 1958 is the year of my conception

2. my maternal grandfather, George Schlieman, was German

3. Sam Hill was found in Canada, the country of my birth....[edit]....the province is the same also!

4. I am descended from Heinrich Schlieman, the first true archaeologist in history

5. Easter Island has been explored by numerous archaeologists trying to uncover how the megaliths were moved.

It is my belief that Sam Hill has been searching for me all these years, for I was predestined to solve this mystery,

.......with the help of me psillies......for it surely is no coincidence that this is where I have been found.

Alas, much research is still needed......many dates, numbers to cipher.

When did Sam Hill first appear? I feel this is an important date to uncover.

Perhaps Em's or Will's statistics fit into this equation.

40 days.......yes, what is the significance?

........must ponder these things when my mind is phree of phrivolous phamily phunctions.

elye Community Regular
elye
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:lol::lol:

I knew you would get on this, Leeeesa!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Sprusie giddy @ the gloom now?

Only a light rain here but it looks like 1/2 the state is getting it!

GLORIOUS RAIN STORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: Loving it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In his 1958 Grundlagen zur Entzifferung der Osterinselschrift Thomas Barthel identified two and a half lines of side a of Tablet C as containing a lunar calendar. There is not the slightest doubt that Barthel was right.

1. 1958 is the year of my conception

2. my maternal grandfather, George Schlieman, was German

3. Sam Hill was found in Canada, the country of my birth....[edit]....the province is the same also!

4. I am decended from Heinrich Schlieman, the first true archaeologist in history

5. Easter Island has been explored by numerous archaeologist trying to uncover how the megaliths were moved.

It is my belief that Sam Hill has been searching for me all these years, for I was predestined to solve this mystery,

.......with the help of me psillies......for it surely is no coincidence that this is where I have been found.

Alas, much research is still needed......many dates, numbers to cipher.

When did Sam Hill first appear? I feel this is an important date to uncover.

Perhaps Em's or Will's statistics fit into this equation.

40 days.......yes, what is the significance?

........must ponder these things when my mind is phree of phrivolous phamily phunctions.

oh mah gah - don't even know where to start

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: x 100

that is one of our funniest entries in all of sillyville

but yet - so portentous :unsure:

what does it mean..........

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Leesa- You HAVE gone pbarking mad :lol: :lol: :lol: We must work this out....the secrets of Mr man Hill :lol:

Jules- That leftover Thanksgiving thingy sounds GOOD!!!!!! I may even eat in with CANberry as it appears I am in the minority for liking me cranberry sauce hot :lol:

My trifle. Hmmm....Pamela's brownies layered with chocolate pudding, crushed Heath Bars and whipped cream. It's in me fridge right now and I may have to fake a sleepwalking pig out this evening :P

I WANT TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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that is one of our funniest entries in all of sillyville

Leesa- You HAVE gone pbarking mad :lol: :lol: :lol: We must work this out....the secrets of Mr man Hill :lol:

Ahhhhhh........me psillies are obviously amused! :)

You do realize, however, that it is all true!

Portentious, indeed ;):ph34r:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Ahhhhhh........me psillies are obviously amused! :)

You do realize, however, that it is all true!

Portentious, indeed

:lol: oh yeah, we are amused all right but -

it WOZ all true? :unsure:

what does it mean.........

and, what in hell was that - 40 days of Twa? Calendar? what? Forward the Twa? what did it say? :lol:

and - what in hell was it?

oh, I already asked that.

:lol:

am hungry and need Julie to come over and bring her entire Thanksgiving pheast.

JULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

UPDATE

Manhead was discovered on 11/10/08

When you add those digits together, you get 11.......the number that keeps appearing in my life. :ph34r:

And that very same day.....long before Sam Hill disappeared from Emily's av, (she hadn't even put him on her av, yet) I said this.......

I foresee many interesting AVs in the future!........

:unsure:

<insert Twilight Zone music here>

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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UPDATE

Manhead was discovered on 11/10/08

When you add those digits together, you get 11.......the number that keeps appearing in my life. :ph34r:

listen gooph.

those numbers added together -

11

10

8

- equal 29.

Calm thyselph.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

but I am still wildly titillated adn amused. :D

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
listen gooph.

those numbers added together -

11

10

8

- equal 29.

Calm thyselph.

DIGITS.......1,1,1,0,0,8......equals 11

Even if you do it your way, equaling 29........then add the 2 and 9 together......still 11.......thbbbbppppppp!!!!!! :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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DIGITS.......1,1,1,0,0,8......equals 11

Even if you do it your way, equaling 29........then add the 2 and 9 together......still 11.......thbbbbppppppp!!!!!! :P

:o

:ph34r:

:unsure:

OMG

:lol: :lol: :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

...but wait,

WHY am I astounded/amazed at the number ELEVEN???????

because I just got askeert from Leesuh and - I don't know why

:lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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When you add those digits together, you get 11.......the number that keeps appearing in my life. :ph34r:

:o:ph34r::o

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd 11[binary] is three, which is trois en Fran

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