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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Funniest???? :huh: ........I hardly think so........but sweet of you to say, anyways :wub:

Ummmm..........and I did not see the humor in the nutmeg video...........sorry :unsure:

Oh no...did I offend? :ph34r: :ph34r: If so, I am so sorry :(


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curlyfries Contributor
Oh no...did I offend? :ph34r: :ph34r: If so, I am so sorry :(

No, no, silly girl!......I simply find so many other Psillies much funnier than meself! :P

....and if your referring to the nutmeg video........I'm a little quirky sometimes when it comes to what I find funny......someone could be ROFL, and I'm like this ?:blink:?.........a serious character flaw, I'm afraid :lol:

Psillies make me laugh much more than all those sitcoms y'all talk about and post here! :D

Darn210 Enthusiast

. . . at the bottom of the tub . . . Are we going to be grossed out when you tell us??

How many questions so far??? You did mean 20 each . . . right???

tom Contributor

Gian-knit did you REALLY take the silver medal for the Indy Metro competition zone in the 5th grade spelling bee?

Sillies - damningly sunny here, again........... :angry:How is it supposed to feel like winter?

:) :) :) ahhhhhhhh screw winter, I grew up in Chicago!! 74 yesterday & looking shorts-worthy so far today too!! :D:)

My great-gramma was most definitely NOT beautiful - - built like a brick sh!thouse, lantern jaw, wild, grEy hair all askew.. . . ...apparently not an individual you'd want to meet up with on a dark moor. . . . . .

Unless she can Rudolphianly lead the way in a dark moor w/ that lantern jaw!! :wacko:

This is reminding me of meself. If I stopped the hair-dying (would it revert to dandelion? oh, in a few years, I suppose)

Oh MY!! :o I can see it now! In some reverse perverse deja-vu, 20 yrs from now, some oblivious-to-HER-own-future PYT will post a phunny about an older dandelionhead Pseuzee seen out on the open road!!!!! :lol::wacko: <maybe at 11:11am on some future nov11!> :ph34r:

Nice Wintry Pic Jules!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Did y'all bev my last post? You missed Open Original Shared Link Harumph, all you bevvers

You psilly, psilly bundts!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY RIPPER!!!!!!!!

she called us BUNDTS!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Um - beggin' yer pardon but - isn't The Ripper's bday on Boxing Day? Dec. 26th? (a non-event in this country) and - they were celebrating it early?

EM - DO I GET A PRIZE FOR HAVING THE CORRECT ANSWER ON THAT?????????????? :lol:

and - saw the videos - - have to say - they were.........mildly funny.......but Leesaaah is correct, The Sillies are MUCH phunnier......methinks Bevel was a bit delirious due to many phactors (tryptophan and others) and cracked herself up :lol:

Forgot to mention that I noticed it missing last night, whilst researching for the summary.

OMG........that was the 29th...........9 and 2...........need I say more?

:lol: :lol: love yer phascination w/ number 11

. . . at the bottom of the tub . . . Are we going to be grossed out when you tell us??

sure hope so :lol: :lol:

but - it couldn't be - poop or anything, wouldn't that dissolve? :unsure: and - wouldn't the pooper conphess? (well, maybe not, if it was one of those boys)

Oh MY!! I can see it now! In some reverse perverse deja-vu, 20 yrs from now, some oblivious-to-HER-own-future PYT will post a phunny about an older dandelionhead Pseuzee seen out on the open road!!!!! :lol::wacko: <maybe at 11:11am on some future nov11!> :ph34r:

oh no :lol: :lol:

so - some day - - 20 years from now - - some young and future Silly is going to comment on the scary old lady SHE saw driving on I-5 - - puffball dandelion will be ME????????

gads.............say it ain't so...........

do they make hair extensions in old lady silver grEy?????????????????????

jerseyangel Proficient
Nice Wintry Pic Jules!!

Yes tis! I went back a page to see it :D

curlyfries Contributor
:) :) :) ahhhhhhhh screw winter

HERE, HERE!.....I quite agree!

Woke up this morning to snow on the ground. BAH! :angry: More expected later today. I hate scraping windshields and freezing my toucus off!......never want to leave the house to go anywhere.......a very frustrating and dismal time for me. :(

I'm counting on me Psillies to help me get through the winter blahs this year. ;)


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Is it some kind of toy?

Decidedly NOT.

...Is it edible?

Nope. I wouldn't try, anyways. . . . ..

is it shiny and sparkly? could I hang it on a necklace?

Nope, no shine. Ya could, technically, wear it around yer neck. . . . ..but ugly? Shoot. . . . . ..

A peculiar sumthin at the bottom of the ho tub............does it come from nature?

Nope.

Does it come in different sizes? :lol::lol::ph34r: (I cannot wait for the answer!!!!!)

I believe it does, yes. This one looks like a large.

Oh wait!!! Em!!! I want a question! ...uhhh .. .will it be thrown away?

By me, absolutely. Someone else would want this......it is NOT an item that ya buy and toss out. . . ....

. . . at the bottom of the tub . . . Are we going to be grossed out when you tell us??

:lol::lol: Um....I think not. It will likely leave you in wonder, as it has me . . . . .. what in hell this thang was doing in my ho' tub. . . . . . . :huh::huh:

How many questions is that so phar? Am not keeping track. . . ....oh, numbers people!!

Yup, there's a snowstorm coming. . .. .... .POeter? You gettin' any o' this? I keep thinking about your parking spots at the shop. . .. . . . .. :unsure:

Bevel! I could NOT open the nutmeg link...... . :huh::angry:

jerseyangel Proficient

M-m-m....Em, I was going to guess a toenail--but reading your latest answers I don't think so. :lol:

A Sillieville mystery--capitol!! :D

curlyfries Contributor
How many questions is that so phar? Am not keeping track. . . ....oh, numbers people!!

Including my first question.......that makes 8.

Where's our next clue?

curlyfries Contributor
By me, absolutely. Someone else would want this......it is NOT an item that ya buy and toss out. . . ....

I guess this means it's not a condom?

Green12 Enthusiast
Nice Wintry Pic Jules!!

Well it is end of fall, beginning of winter...just a light dusting of snow all around. It shall get more wintry as we go along :D

so - some day - - 20 years from now - - some young and future Silly is going to comment on the scary old lady SHE saw driving on I-5 - - puffball dandelion will be ME????????

gads.............say it ain't so...........

do they make hair extensions in old lady silver grEy?????????????????????

:lol: dandelion puffball

You know what I made note of the other day?? No little old blue and purple haired ladies to be found anywhere. My Grandmas always had either blue or purple hair with that rinse they used to use in the beauty shops....I haven't noticed that being in style anymore for several years, wonder when it went out of style? :huh:

Bev you so silly!!!! You called us silly bundts :lol:

I watched the nutmeg video, it made me laugh....I want to nog your egg (or sumthin like that) with silly and goofy Steve in the background :lol:

Nope, no shine. Ya could, technically, wear it around yer neck. . . . ..but ugly? Shoot. . . . . ..

Oooh oooooh ooooh! I am going to guess.....

Is it a whistle??

elye Community Regular
I guess this means it's not a condom?

Nope. Woulda told ya right away if it were one o' those. . . . . ..

Well it is end of fall, beginning of winter...just a light dusting of snow all around. It shall get more wintry as we go along

Joooolie! I Luuuurrrrve your av. Beootiphul. :wub:

I want my av back!!! :angry:

You know what I made note of the other day?? No little old blue and purple haired ladies to be found anywhere. My Grandmas always had either blue or purple hair with that rinse they used to use in the beauty shops....I haven't noticed that being in style anymore for several years, wonder when it went out of style?

They've all trundled up here, I guess.....I see one now and then at the grocery store, picking up her All Bran and tea bags. . . .. . .. :lol:

Nope! It ain't a whistle.

Another clue. . . . . ..hmmmmm. . . . .....

Okay. It is something that, when actively used, is fitted onto something else. So, I could accept a guess on the thing it can fit onto, as well. This thing I would likely notice in the tub without having to empy it.

Now.....I have a dinner party to attend. You will all have a couple of hours to mull over the last half of your remaining questions.

It's just TOO BIZARRE.........

:lol::lol::rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

Ok, just so we're clear--it's not a toenail? :unsure::lol:

I guess we'll be stewin' about this all evening now......

tom Contributor
Okay. It is something that, when actively used, is fitted onto something else.

And definitely not a condom .. ... :unsure: . ..a gas cap!

No, forget that ... ..we need a good question . ... . .metal/wood/stone/plastic etc??

Hollow/solid??

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
And definitely not a condom .. ... :unsure: . ..a gas cap!

No, forget that ... ..we need a good question . ... . .metal/wood/stone/plastic etc??

Hollow/solid??

yes we need more clues here

Judy

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I guess this means it's not a condom?

:lol: I was actually pondering whilst on me errands (I have returned, tree-less :huh: )

Another clue. . . . . ..hmmmmm. . . . .....

Okay. It is something that, when actively used, is fitted onto something else.

:o OMG - it's not Sam's weenis, is it?????????????????? er - someone's weenis?

:lol: :lol:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

wait -

is it a ballcock??????????????????? :lol: I, um, forgot if they fit into sumfin' else? :lol:

Sillies. :angry: I just can't psychologically get myself to pay $20 for a tree that will be thrown out, plus another $14 or so for the stand. The stand commits me to buying a tree every year, right? Well, $20 isn't that much for a solid month of joy.......what is me problem? this will mean - a wee, gorgeous tree - that I will most likely do some small entertaining over the holidays......

Should have gotten that beautiful fake wee tree that was fiddy percent off last year, after Christmas.........but see, I can't psychologically do a PHAKE tree either.

am screwed. :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
No, forget that ... ..we need a good question . ... . .metal/wood/stone/plastic etc??

Hollow/solid??

:lol: :lol:

I love this - - "we need a GOOD question" - - you mean, the others, the ones asked by GIRLS, were not good??????????????

*snort*

I mean, wanting to know if it's sparkly and shiny and - can I hang it off a necklace, isn't that good????????? :lol:

Oh. Okay. well, Em, does it have a naughty connotation?

tom Contributor
:lol: :lol:

I love this - - "we need a GOOD question" - - you mean, the others, the ones asked by GIRLS, were not good??????????????

:lol: laffinmebumoff :lol:

(Why is she doing this to meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!) :wacko::huh:

I obviously :lol: meant "as opposed to my shoot-from-the-hip gas cap guess"!!!

Questions, not guesses!! :lol: :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Okay. It is something that, when actively used, is fitted onto something else. So, I could accept a guess on the thing it can fit onto, as well. This thing I would likely notice in the tub without having to empy it.

Is it dentures?

Ok, just so we're clear--it's not a toenail? :unsure::lol:

:lol:

Pretty snowflake avatar Patti! I just love this time of year :wub:

No, forget that ... ..we need a good question . ... . .metal/wood/stone/plastic etc??

I second this question, good one Tom!

Em, is it metal/wood/stone/plastic????????

is it a ballcock???????????????????

:lol:

Sorry about your tree dilemma Sooze :( ...it is so true the best time to buy (if you are going to go faux/phake) is after Christmas/end of the year when things are on may-jah clearance.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Sorry about your tree dilemma Sooze :( ...it is so true the best time to buy (if you are going to go faux/phake) is after Christmas/end of the year when things are on may-jah clearance.

Hmmmmm . . . a treelemma . . . SooZee, you don't strike me as "conventional" . . . How about buying yerself a nice ficus (or other indoor small tree or large foliaged plant) and decorating that every year. Oh!!!! Wait!!!! Do you have a treadmill that you can string up wif some purty lights and tinsel??

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Ugh Sillies...tis one of those nights in the wonderful world of baby-sitting....the lil one is not happy....not sure if it is the tooth which has already popped in, whether we are tired, or we just dont feel good on general, but one thing for sure is WE are miserble......

We had to do a quick trip to the grocery store and it was a fight to get in the car seat, a fight to stay in the cart, and then a crying trip home....we did get changed for bed quietly thanks in part to Sesame Street on tghe tv and we did get very tired and I put him in bed with no tears.....but I keep hearing crying now.....not much more I can take right now, 1 more weekend next week.....but I hate the Sunday nights.....I need to sleep to function at work......I love the kid but when he is not up to par he is not easy to deal with....

Jen totally understood when I asked about the weekends off to pack- she was like I know how packing with a kid is....so we are cool to go.

It is still gloomy and rainy outside but the NY Giants won again today!!!!

curlyfries Contributor
No, forget that ... ..we need a good question . ... . .metal/wood/stone/plastic etc??

Hollow/solid??

Ptaauugghhmmnn!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

It has to have a yes/no answer..........that's like....6 questions!

tom Contributor
Ptaauugghhmmnn!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

It has to have a yes/no answer..........that's like....6 questions!

:lol: :lol: (x6, one for each Q)

I did consider the yes/no procedural imperative, then realized that THE Classic 1st question is multiple choice!!!!!!!!

[Animal, vegetable or mineral?]

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Is it dentures?

DENTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: that would be sumfin that we'd really have to talk about and ponder........whose are they? how did they get in there? Who exited the ho'tub without realizing he'd left his or her teef? :lol:

Hmmmmm . . . a treelemma . . . SooZee, you don't strike me as "conventional" . . . How about buying yerself a nice ficus (or other indoor small tree or large foliaged plant) and decorating that every year. Oh!!!! Wait!!!! Do you have a treadmill that you can string up wif some purty lights and tinsel??

:lol:

I REALLY want me wee Charlie Brown tree!

I have made a decision (I think? :unsure: ) .......I'm going to go get one this week ;) I need the smell of it, the look, the real-ness of it, the cuteness wif my smattering of ornaments.......will have to buy a stand :angry:

Would prefer to borrow a stand from someone who has switched to fake tree (like my mom, but she doesn't know where hers is - isn't that always the case? :huh: )

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