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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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tom Contributor
tom
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All right....I am retiring very shortly...cannot keep me eyes open. .....um, one more clue .. .

For the Master of Ceremonies in this edition of 20 Questions ya sure don't answer many Qs!!!!!! [Edit: oops ya went 'n' answered a Q whilst I posted]

So .. . .I'm left to assume it's something metal that we ALL own . ....

Maybe that useless little metal part from the back of a pc that gets removed when a new card is installed!!! . .. .nahhhhhhh .. ...those always end up in tubs ... .

Hmmmmmmm <scratching head>

Oh! Not thinkin' . .. Me 'ead just itches ..

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Okay...now. This really is me last post of the evening. :rolleyes:

The Psilly who may have one or two of these things around (perhaps she slid into me ho' tub unawares?)......

Is. . . .. . .

JUDY!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol::huh:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
sumfin' else like a . . . . brick???

Gian-knit....yer crackin me up!!! :lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

:unsure::huh::unsure:

This has to have sumphin to do wif gardening........

Em!!!! Keep yer eyes open!! :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Okay...now. This really is me last post of the evening. :rolleyes:

The Psilly who may have one or two of these things around (perhaps she slid into me ho' tub unawares?)......

Is. . . .. . .

JUDY!!!!!!!!

Is it used for gardening?

Hey Tom.....maybe the garden hose wasn't so far off!

Edit: never mind....you said Vacuum hose

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
For the Master of Ceremonies in this edition of 20 Questions ya sure don't answer many Qs!!!!!!

So .. . .I'm left to assume it's something metal that we ALL own . ....

Definitely NOT metal.

Brick coloured........not brick literally.......

:lol:

OMG.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Okay...now. This really is me last post of the evening. :rolleyes:

The Psilly who may have one or two of these things around (perhaps she slid into me ho' tub unawares?)......

Is. . . .. . .

JUDY!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol::huh:

Cheap wigs?

no, wait, those come in different colors.

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Wood??

Does Judy wear wooden dentures?? Does her biting cat??

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Wait--a pumpkin pie straw!!!!! :P

kinda brick coloUed, when you think about it.......

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Wait--a pumpkin pie straw!!!!! :P

kinda brick coloUed, when you think about it.......

ROFL!!! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Wood??

Does Judy wear wooden dentures?? Does her biting cat??

a biting cat muzzle?

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Lotsa gard'nin' psillies .. .

GOT IT!!!!!!

Rubber tip on a walker or cane!!!!!!!? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

And where IS Judith?????

She's gonna be sorry she missed this! :lol:

I wonder if she'd be able to guess :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

:lol::lol::lol:

Have you seen all the people on here????? OMG... .. Word sure gets out.....

"Man.......everybody get over to Psillyville. Quite a puzzle goin' on over there....."

Is it used for gardening?

:lol: No.

Cheap wigs?

no, wait, those come in different colors.

:lol::lol: NO!

IT'S MADE O' RUBBER, YA BLIGHTERS!.. . . . . . ...

And it is NOT, I repeat, NOT a condom. Right, Judy?

Hard rubber.

OMG>

Tune in tomorrow.

Go to bed, guys!

:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Emily!!! You can't leave us up in the air like this :o

Jeeze, I talk to Judith like every day......I can't think!!!!!!

What in hell?????

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Is it a little protective cap that goes on the end of knitting needles?

Does Judy knit?

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
Lotsa gard'nin' psillies .. .

GOT IT!!!!!!

Rubber tip on a walker or cane!!!!!!!? :unsure:

YOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!

Didn't I get it 3 or 4 posts ago???

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Em....we need another hint. A major one ;)

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

<muttering> I think my posts are invisible on this page .. .

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

I like your answer, Ptaum!

So......if that's not it....let's summarize for a minute......

It is hard plastic...so not a condom

brick red...but not a brick :D

Could be worn around the neck......but ugly, so you wouldn't want to

Comes in different sizes....this one appears to be a large

You don't throw it away

Fits onto something else....but not a condom

Judy may have one or two of them......and it's not used for gardening

:huh::unsure::blink:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
IT'S MADE O' RUBBER, YA BLIGHTERS!.. . . . . . ...

It's gotta be the rubber grippytip thingy from a walker.

Go to bed, guys!

:rolleyes:

But MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ;poutyface:

It's not even 7:30 yet!!! <when written>

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I can't believe it.....she went to bed! :o

:lol::lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

TOO MANY QUOTES!!!!!!!!! :angry:

from Em:

Ottawa, Canada, woman finds severed penis in drained hot tub.

:o

:lol: :lol: I'll look fer it in the news tomorrow

Good choice Sooze.....and Patti said you have to, so there! It does sound rather cozy, I can picture being in lounging attire and fuzzy slippers sipping hot chocolate

:wub: YES! cozy! come on over! bring ALL of yer LOL suits! ;)

Did you hear that Susie!!!!! No stringing popcorn and cranberries!!! No gingerbread men ornaments. No candycanes!!!! No toast angels!!! . . .

:blink: toast angels? :lol: gone in two seconds.........

no edibles on the tree.....even the NON-edibles are at risk :unsure:

And btw .. ...have any of y'all ever wondered what you'd think of a thread of guys w/ such numerous references to your privatest parts?

I'm just sayin . .. .....

*snort* :lol:

. . . btw, I do believe that a thread full of guys would be discussing body parts just as much or more . . . what you find surprising is that we gals talk about it more than you would have thought.

well, it's PHUN, that's why we talk about it so much....I mean, words like WEENIS and SCROTAL SAC are WAY funnier than......breast or boob :lol:

Maybe you should have a quiet word with Will, instead of broadcasting it to everybody.

gahhhhhhh!! :lol:

I don't really think it would matter if they were edible or not.

I could see her poopin tinsel and glitter!

you have no idea :lol:

you know that disease called - - - - Prater Willie? Prader Willi? that very sad condition where kids have no internal appetite supressant, and the kids can't stop eating (they put locks/chains around refrigerators and cupboards and etc and keep food in the trunk of the car)?????

Well, I'm pretty sure Weez has this :gulp:

Evidently it's ugly.......could wear it around the neck, but wouldn't want to.

Not getting back to the weenis or anything....but is it stiff?

:lol:

Does Judy wear wooden dentures?? Does her biting cat??

*snort* :lol: OMG

GOT IT!!!!!!

Rubber tip on a walker or cane!!!!!!!?

that is EXACTLY what I was going to say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they're usually beige-coloUred - but sometimes brick.........that is EXACTLY what it is, Ptaum, I am SURE OF IT. ha!!!!!!!!!! you got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my other guess, until she said it was brick-coloUred, was - a hook arm! because.....someone psycho with a METAL HOOK ARM was coming to terrorize the kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

but - who was in there with a cane? why would that be in the ho' tub????????

I can't believe it.....she went to bed!

the NOIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anybody got her number? LET"S CALL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

OMG :lol: :lol:

in other news - -

you have to see how hard this newscaster is laughing at this model, who phell over

:lol:

Open Original Shared Link

back to the RUBBER TIP ON THE END OF THE CANE...........

was Judith up at Em's, ho'tubbing?????????? why did we not hear about this??????????????

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I see Judith!!!! Hee :D

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