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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Sounds like crazy weather al the way around. Twas snowing and in the 30s 40s here, and today it's 68 degrees ....tomorrow cold and snowy again :blink:

> "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was

> walking through the park a few months ago and I

> found this little package on the ground. The

> directions said to place it on the organ, keep it

> wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

> Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"

>

> The pastor fainted!

EXCELLENT Uncle Ray :lol:

Notice it was a condom- not a crutch rubber :lol: :lol: :P

BAH HAHAHAHA Bevel!!!!!!!

So many Sillies not well :(

(((((HUGS))))) to Judy :wub:

..and Nikki a trifecta going on over there?!? Cold. Man Flu. Female monthly. Heinous. I agree, wrap yourself up in that cozy blanket and do all that you can to stay warm :wub:

Forgot to say Janet, I am so glad you asked about Amanda's John, meant to do the same myself. So Amanda! How is John doing?? How are you doing? What's the latest with the house buying/houseselling/moving process??

I would also like to say I read everything and take it all in, but often don't get it all commented on and sometimes (ok a lot of the time) details get lost in the shuffle but I am always thinking about all of you :wub:

Ok, I am in trouble. I have discovered Archer Farms Caramel Corn Clusters. Sold at Target. On sale this week. So good. Very evil.

(I am pretty sure they are gluten-free, no gluten ingredients and wheat is not listed in the allergy info, but not sure of cc issues)


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elye Community Regular
I would also like to say I read everything and take it all in, but often don't get it all commented on and sometimes (ok a lot of the time) details get lost in the shuffle but I am always thinking about all of you :wub:

This is SOOOOO true, Joooolie!! I so agree wif you on all of this. Sometimes I'll be out running about, or teaching, or driving, and I'll suddenly think, "Gawd! How is Amanda's John and her dad doing?? And Bev - - I haven't asked about her in too long! Haven't heard from Ptaoughmghmn in a few days.....must ask about him....."

I'm always thinking about all of you Psillies, too! :wub:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I would also like to say I read everything and take it all in, but often don't get it all commented on and sometimes (ok a lot of the time) details get lost in the shuffle but I am always thinking about all of you :wub:

:wub: exactly - - many things swirlin' about me Dingo Brain......but always thinkin' of me sillies!!!!!!

JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! back AWAY from the Archer Farms caramel corn - - 'TIS PURE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh dear - - I have had those big jars in here a few times and.....I think it's rare that they last more than two days :ph34r::ph34r:

dear God - I HOPE I don't go buy one today - - will have to blame it on Jules :lol:

I have cranked the heat up to 74 :unsure: still freezing - Weez and I are going to run around outside now.....

tom Contributor
Forgot to say Janet, I am so glad you asked about Amanda's John, meant to do the same myself.

And I've been meaning to ask P

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Forgot to say Janet, I am so glad you asked about Amanda's John, meant to do the same myself. So Amanda! How is John doing?? How are you doing? What's the latest with the house buying/houseselling/moving process??

I would also like to say I read everything and take it all in, but often don't get it all commented on and sometimes (ok a lot of the time) details get lost in the shuffle but I am always thinking about all of you :wub:

thanks Jules, stealing from you

I can't count all the times i come up these freeking stairs just to see what's going on with me favorite buddies.

don't comment alot of the times either.

yes........Patti and Mark

Bev.....posting and giving hugs but is SHE OK?

TOM...When are those tests again.

Nikki ....was it your computer on the fritz? if so glad it's fixed.

a fast dinner of soup and back to the sofa and blankie.

love you all.

Judy

Mtndog Collaborator

My psillies cheer me when it seems nothing else can- can you believe we have over 1500 PAGES of pure laughter and support. All of us have been through a LOT yet we go on, laughing and cheering one another. It's pretty special :wub: :wub: :wub:

Mygawd, everyone's freezing and under blankies . . .. .....

It is a smidgen below freezing, here -- a bit of light snow coming down.....quite lovely, and the sun was shining today. \

Except when I had my thyroid issues. man, I was FROZEN whilst sitting on the beach in June .. . . .... :huh:

Yep- me too. FROZEN for 4 years and now I'm warm again- tis wonderous. But I still love me blankies!

Nikki- Not man phlugh.....and menses. It must have something to do with the fact that you can see Jupiter and Venus right next to the moon. It must be making thinngs wackl :(

Ok, I am in trouble. I have discovered Archer Farms Caramel Corn Clusters. Sold at Target. On sale this week. So good. Very evil.

(I am pretty sure they are gluten-free, no gluten ingredients and wheat is not listed in the allergy info, but not sure of cc issues)

Oh Julie- Put the CARAMEL corn clusters down and walk away slowly with your hands up :P I saw them last night in Target and made myself look the other way :ph34r: :ph34r:

I really want margaritas in en's tub with Canadian snow slowly whirling down!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Ok, I am in trouble. I have discovered Archer Farms Caramel Corn Clusters. Sold at Target. On sale this week. So good. Very evil.

<droolphace> Love me some carmelcorn :rolleyes:

I have cranked the heat up to 74 :unsure: still freezing - Weez and I are going to run around outside now.....

Sooze--hope yer not comin' down wif somephin :( Bundle up!

And I've been meaning to ask P

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And I've been meaning to ask P
tom Contributor
TOM...When are those tests again.

Starts 6 weeks from today, Jan13. :)

And 3 cheers for the wubfest :lol::wub: :wub:

curlyfries Contributor
:lol:

well, my fingertips are blue....... :blink: why is it....it feels freezing in here? ('tis 68 now and *I* am wearing a big ugly fuzzy zippered and hooded fleece....slippers on, still cold....

Ugghhh.......can't stand it meself. We've been trying to keep the furnace set just below 70. Must wear 2 pairs of socks, an extra sweatshirt and 2 blankies whilst watching TV. :angry:

I can't count all the times i come up these freeking stairs just to see what's going on with me favorite buddies.

See there?.......psillies are good for your health........need that cardio workout!

So many sweet sentiments today.........I'm at a loss for words :lumpinthethroatbottomlipquivering:

I've spilled my guts and gotten all gushy in the past..........and felt quite embarrassed afterwards. Not doin it today.

Just know that everything that's been said..........ditto..........x10 :wub:

Now look what you've gone and done...........my keyboards gettin all wet

jerseyangel Proficient

All this blankie talk--I'm watching "House" wif mine wrapped around me. :D

Green12 Enthusiast
All this blankie talk--I'm watching "House" wif mine wrapped around me. :D

I'm eating a container of Apple Cinnamon Pecan Caramel Corn Clusters whilst watching The Biggest Loser

irony :lol:

But no blankie for me (twas too hot today, tomorrow I will need it though)

All you guys with blankies snuggle up and stay warm :wub:

It sure is a wub fest around here Tom (little talk of south of the border arts too) :lol: Good to hear you have all your Mayo appts lined up ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
I'm eating a container of Apple Cinnamon Pecan Caramel Corn Clusters whilst watching The Biggest Loser

irony :lol:

:lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
All this blankie talk--I'm watching "House" wif mine wrapped around me. :D

I somehow read this as you had House wrapped around you.......hmmm....he is somewhat charming :lol: :lol: :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

sillies - I have gone to the store, and I have Nuggets. :ph34r: somehow I am going to have to blame Jewel-lee. :lol:

I really want margaritas in em's tub with Canadian snow slowly whirling down!!!

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wouldn't it be magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Oh - those snowflakes reminded me of Fair Queen Ericah - where IS she???????? :unsure:

Sooze--hope yer not comin' down wif somephin :( Bundle up!

thanks padt! :) nope, feel fine - - get used to it - - I'll be cold all winter ;)

but I'm not complaining - - lovely reprieve from the blasted, evil heat here :huh:

On the odd occasion, I find myself sitting alone in the ho' tub at night, and I'll suddenly picture all me Psillies sitting on the jetted seat rests all around me. It's a very tight squeeze, but SO wunnerful.. . . . .

I haven't actually spoken to any of you as yet. . .. . ....

just wait :lol: a few swigs o' the faerie, the odd Love Surge here and there, adn you'll be talking to yer real/imaginary sillies in no time!

So many sweet sentiments today.........I'm at a loss for words :lumpinthethroatbottomlipquivering:

I've spilled my guts and gotten all gushy in the past..........and felt quite embarrassed afterwards. Not doin it today.

you silly!! what are ya talking about? I don't remember it.....

and no one.........NO ONE has been a bigger eejit on this phorum than I. :ph34r: I used to spill my ENTIRE GUTS out about everything, frequently. Wish I could go back and edit all those rambling posts now.........

<wait - can I?>

DingoGirl Enthusiast

well :angry:

I am irritated, why did me snowphlakes line up all in a row like that???? how DO you make the characters STAY where they're SUPPOSED TO??????????????

harrumph

oh! Jules and Nik - anyone else here with quite curly hair? NEED to talk to you about frizz-control products...I have HAD it.................

oh and BTW - I think I'm about to get some highlights again - - hair is just TOO DARNED DARK and it's aging me :angry:

jerseyangel Proficient

I thought the snowphlakes were pretty.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I thought the snowphlakes were pretty.

Heeee!

pretty pretty snowflakes!!!!!!!!!!!!

well, they weren't artfully placed. :angry:

what is the secret? Jess knows.......

Hey, Jess has been quiet lately......

jerseyangel Proficient
Hey, Jess has been quiet lately......

I know....

elye Community Regular

Okay.....I'm going to get wrapped in my blankie. . . . . router's broken so I cannot use the laptop by the TV....must poop in here on our main computer, in our cold, leathery, masculine, freezing-feeling office.... ....... ... ..

:lol:

Actually, Sooooze.... .. those snowflakes are astonishing in their accuracy. Did you not know that Canadian snow falls just like that? Straight down, in rows.

We're a conservative, lacadasical place. . . . ..... :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

Em said "lacadasical" :D

curlyfries Contributor
you silly!! what are ya talking about? I don't remember it.....

:P .........wait..............should I be insulted..................or relieved? :unsure::lol:

And I think former Queen Erica has been grounded from Sillyville <_<

I am irritated, why did me snowphlakes line up all in a row like that???? how DO you make the characters STAY where they're SUPPOSED TO??????????????

I want to know, too!. I've tried many different things and I just don't get it! :(

Although once I did place periods between my symbols and then colored them white, but I don't think that's the actual way to do it :P

curlyfries Contributor

Oh....and Soozie........you probably don't remember because we were all scared to death the thread would be shut down..........a very emotional time.

jerseyangel Proficient
oh! Jules and Nik - anyone else here with quite curly hair? NEED to talk to you about frizz-control products...I have HAD it.................

oh and BTW - I think I'm about to get some highlights again - - hair is just TOO DARNED DARK and it's aging me :angry:

Jeeze, I skimmed over this part after being dazzled by the sparkley snowphlakes :P

I'm always up fer frizz control talk......been fighting it forever <_< Ya know, when I used to get highlights, it seemed to make me hair behave better--less phrizz. Strange but true B)

tom Contributor
It sure is a wub fest around here Tom (little talk of south of the border arts too) :lol:

Guatamalan tapestries? :unsure:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not arts!! PARTS!!!!!

I say bring back the All Things Weenis Symposium!!!!!

I made one little observation - didn't wanna wipe out a major conversational topic!!

.. .. .off to work . .....

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