The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Green12]

Mornin Sillies, tis cold and gray (grey?) and snowing here.........but I like it

What's this new development about Manhead? Do we have to guess?!?!?!

I have to say the crutch convos are cracking. me. up.

Amanda, so glad to hear John is doing better How is the packing/preparing to move going?

T'is me 'day' blankie ( a 'throw' on the back of me settee that the kids named )

Well natch That's cute!

Nikki......how many hrs are you ahead of us.......?

I figgered she is 7 hrs ahead of me, so depending on where you are from me add or subtract an hour or two.

Well, I don't know about this. Somebody here seems to be obsessed with a certain body part.

The sillies have already seen my thumb and have had a peek at my balls. Tom and I are the only current sillies who possess what all the women seem to be interested in. Do I need to provide a picture of my tool?

I don't know dick about what to say next.

GAH!!!!! Peter!!! Hilarious!!!

(I snorted, for real!!)

just today, I'm in TJMaxx, and found some Black Fig Absinthe Body Cream it stinketh (it's on me hand) but I did crack up

Black Fig Absinthe Body Cream?? Why would one want to buy anything named that?! ...I can just imagine the round table discussions of the product naming team on that one. Were they drunk? Under the influence of absinthe I would guess, hee hee.

hair highlights tomorrow.....am always quite askeert when you can get into see someone so soon...........

so - will feel good to have highlights again! Been over two years..............

but dang........sitting in that chair every three months? paying the money???????????

HARRUMPH bloody waste of time and $$

pondering going gray.................. but it wouldn't be a pretty grEy, like Ann Bancroft or Emmylou Harris

oh no - some half grEy frizz-bomb, redolent of dandelion head

grey frizz-bomb, redolent of dandelion head!!!!!!

Good luck with the highlights Sooze, I know what you mean it's kind of Janet darn if you do Janet darn if you don't. Once you start you gotta keep it up, and the money going out....but it also can make you feel good and lift your spirits a little doing something like that for yourself.

Got a school meeting @ 3pm about Devil Child..... <yawn>...the equivilant to taking 2 Temazepan and a hot milky drink

Oh dear, good luck (if it's already happened, hope it went well)

Lisa, all yer posts are heelarious!!

And Jess, I loved yer post describing yer day from sun-up and waving flashlights to falling asleep with the unfinished wine glasses on your bed

Patti! So sorry you have a dreaded cold Hope you were able to get rested last night. How are you feeling today?

Sillies!!!!!! Tis almost year end! What are we going to do about our annual Silly Awards?? Shall we each just think of something phunny that someone posted?? Any ideas?

[elye]

John is doing much better. He has filed a formal complaint and he was told he was not the first person to do so.

Amanda, I'm so happy to hear that John is okay....and that he's got support from others who have gone through the same crap . . . ...

um... did anyone else dress up?

Oh, yeah . . . . .. .there were 245 teams, and we were all encouraged to have a theme for our teams. We left it too long, and at 5:00 on the night of the event, it was essentially left to ME to provide some costumes/theme for the ten of us (including Manhead). So, grabbed ten of our dress-up hats. The rest is history.

What's this new development about Manhead? Do we have to guess?!?!?!

WELL......I am giving him, as a Christmas present, to my best friend (the friend with Huntington's), as she is a single mom, living with her two young boys. I'm giving it to her as a protective device, to place in her windows, front and back, and/or near the door, so that evil burglars/murderers/psychcopaths will suddenly stop before they break into her home:

"Holy crap......lookit that guy in there. Quite a broad chest, and his mouth is set in a firm, hard line. Jeez. . . .... I don't think I want to mess with that individual. Think I'll just try next door".......

Sillies!!!!!! Tis almost year end! What are we going to do about our annual Silly Awards?? Shall we each just think of something phunny that someone posted?? Any ideas?

Yes, we must discuss this!! I think we should all think of what we believe has been the phunniest, Psilliest post/situation in the last year (or we could open it up to the funniest of ALL Psillyville history, but some weren't here way back)......

And then perhaps a vote?

[Jestgar]

WELL......I am giving him, as a Christmas present, to my best friend (the friend with Huntington's), as she is a single mom, living with her two young boys. I'm giving it to her as a protective device, to place in her windows, front and back, and/or near the door, so that evil burglars/murderers/psychcopaths will suddenly stop before they break into her home:

"Holy crap......lookit that guy in there. Quite a broad chest, and his mouth is set in a firm, hard line. Jeez. . . .... I don't think I want to mess with that individual. Think I'll just try next door".......

You might want to send her a link to the mineral makeup thread, if she wants to avoid getting arrested for having a greying corpse propped in her window.

[elye]

You might want to send her a link to the mineral makeup thread, if she wants to avoid getting arrested for having a greying corpse propped in her window.

Indeed.

Do y'all think I should wrap him up, put a big Christmas bow around his neck? Yes, this will make it even more hilarious, when she opens it and sees him in all his protective glory.... . . ...

Should I let her in on all of the Burundi/China baggage that he's got?

[Mtndog]

Pieter- HOLY COWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You just made me pee me pants

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

[jerseyangel]

Indeed.

Do y'all think I should wrap him up, put a big Christmas bow around his neck? Yes, this will make it even more hilarious, when she opens it and sees him in all his protective glory.... . . ...

Should I let her in on all of the Burundi/China baggage that he's got?

Most definately! A nice big bow, and his whole story.

[Mtndog]

STILL LAUGHING!!!!!! This post is gonna wipe out me emoticon usage!

Sillyville=a weenal colony

A weenal colony? Wasn't Australia a PENAL colony?

YES!! Fantastic. I will design our crests. . . . .....

The crest simply must feature Pieter and Tom's thumbs :lol:

Paddeigh- I hope you feel better

Well, a phew of us are feeling like bits of sh!t off yonder cliff. . .. . Patti, go wrap up in a BIG blankie and have a great sleep .. . . .hope you check in feeling much better tomorrow.

Hmmmm... .. .what, indeed, is a Weenal Colony.. . . . .

Weenal is a posited adjective form of Weenis, Soooozie's sudden, hilarious term for "penis" (if you have any interest in learning the ASL signage for this word, we have this available in our exhaustive thread, as well - - go back about 300 pages).

Since we, as an exclusive group here in The Pville, have been known to digress fairly regularly into such subject matter, Patti brilliantly referred to us a Weenal Colony.

Who is our Commanding Officer? General? Colonel? I should think it'd best be Ptaoughmghmn or POeter, since they actually own weenii. . . . ...

Emily x10

I think weenis colony just started................ yesterday?

......of a sentence.....yes

......of sex.......yes, as far as I'm concerned.....although I did know someone who did it only during that time as a form of birth control

......of my creativity.......nevah!

LEESA

Well, I don't know about this. Somebody here seems to be obsessed with a certain body part.

I don't know dick about what to say next.

Still snackling <snortcackling>

[nikki-uk]

No quotes - can't be ar$ed!!!!!!

Bev's wet herselph again! (Hoff would be proud!! )

Devil childs meeting went suprisingly well ...... I did openly yawn though

Weenis crest

OMG!!!!!!!!Manhead is to be given as a gift to protect CAPITOL idea Em!!!!!

OH MYGAWD!!!!! 'Suzhelle and the highlights'

Heinously time consuming and KA-CHING!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY cow!!!!!!!

I think it'd be cheaper to fly me out to do 'em!!!! (or just dye your hair a lighter brown?? )

THE ANNUAL SILLY AWARDS!!!!!!!!!!

Excellent!!!!!!.....but wouldn't that involve going back

.............GIAN-KNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jestgar]

THE ANNUAL SILLY AWARDS!!!!!!!!!!

Excellent!!!!!!.....but wouldn't that involve going back

Let's find a non-biased member to do the voting. Surely we must know someone who dislikes all of us

[jerseyangel]

Let's find a non-biased member to do the voting. Surely we must know someone who dislikes all of us

Ain't touchin' that one wif a 10 phoot pole.

[nikki-uk]

Ain't touchin' that one wif a 10 phoot pole.

OR a barge pole (who has 'barge poles???' )

[Darn210]

OR a barge pole (who has 'barge poles???' )

Emily, check yer ho' tub fer some barge poles.

[blueeyedmanda]

Let's find a non-biased member to do the voting. Surely we must know someone who dislikes all of us

I am pleading the 5th on that one

[Mtndog]

Paddeigh said POLE :lol:

Devil childs meeting went suprisingly well ...... I did openly yawn though

Weenis crest

OMG!!!!!!!!Manhead is to be given as a gift to protect CAPITOL idea Em!!!!!

OH MYGAWD!!!!! 'Suzhelle and the highlights'

Heinously time consuming and KA-CHING!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY cow!!!!!!!

I think it'd be cheaper to fly me out to do 'em!!!! (or just dye your hair a lighter brown?? )

THE ANNUAL SILLY AWARDS!!!!!!!!!!

Excellent!!!!!!.....but wouldn't that involve going back

.............GIAN-KNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glad the meeting went well Nikkeigh (:yawn:)

Manhead as the totem of our ancestors The Twa's (no one knows who they were or what they were doing)

Suzzle- Highlights will be beautimous but yep- cha ching! I'm growing my hair for the entire length of Lyme treatment (15 months so far- 5 inches?) and I want highlights but no $ so maybe a face frame. Or a trip to Nikkerlers

Let's find a non-biased member to do the voting. Surely we must know someone who dislikes all of us

Wouldn't touch this with a penal colony!

[psawyer]

So, today is bit of an anniversary for us. It was eight years ago today that we took over our original store. We were there for almost six years, before moving to our current location in September, 2006.

I have put up a new av which shows the remaining members of the original team. Click here to see the full-sized picture. Jacquie is holding Caramel, and Becky is in front of me. One of our part-timers took the picture this morning.

For the second year running, we have been voted 2008's "Best Pet Supply in North Toronto" by the readers of the North Toronto Post. The editor of the franchiser's internal magazine asked for the photo so she can include it with an item about us in the first 2009 edition. We're pretty happy about that!

Oh, Bev, so sorry about your pants. We have a great product here in the store that works very well on urine stains.

[Jestgar]

Oh, Bev, so sorry about your pants. We have a great product here in the store that works very well on urine stains.

:lol:

Congrats Peeter and Jakee!!!! (and Caramel and Becky)

[jerseyangel]

Paddeigh said POLE :lol:

Was gonna say "tool"

So, today is bit of an anniversary for us.

What a great picture! Congratulations Jacquie and PeOter and I wish you both many, many more happy successphul years to come!!

The kitty cutie-pies, too

[DingoGirl]

um... did anyone else dress up?

very relevant question and I'm glad you asked, I forgot

grey frizz-bomb, redolent of dandelion head!!!!!!

Good luck with the highlights Sooze, I know what you mean it's kind of Janet darn if you do Janet darn if you don't. Once you start you gotta keep it up, and the money going out....but it also can make you feel good and lift your spirits a little doing something like that for yourself.

Yeah, I am going to make it quite sub-til, more face-framing as Bevel said, will HOPEFULLY be cheaper and less time-consuming....... quite PHURIOUS with me hair presently

absinthe-addled body cream planners

And Jess, I loved yer post describing yer day from sun-up and waving flashlights to falling asleep with the unfinished wine glasses on your bed

oh yeah, I forgot to highlight that last night - - just LOVED it - - the whole thing and, picturing nearly full wine glasses and fumes all over her headboard a bit surprised the cats don't knock them over, as they would at me mum's whilst climbing on her head

(speaking of which, my mom is so furious and sick of the Sisyphean hair-dye ordeal and cost that - GASP - last night she was thinking of stopping it all - - she IS goign to revert to dandelion head! )

WELL......I am giving him, as a Christmas present, to my best friend (the friend with Huntington's), as she is a single mom, living with her two young boys. I'm giving it to her as a protective device, to place in her windows, front and back, and/or near the door, so that evil burglars/murderers/psychcopaths will suddenly stop before they break into her home:

"Holy crap......lookit that guy in there. Quite a broad chest, and his mouth is set in a firm, hard line. Jeez. . . .... I don't think I want to mess with that individual. Think I'll just try next door".......

Capitol idea! but - Man Head's leaving us? sad.......a bit sad.........

Indeed.

Do y'all think I should wrap him up, put a big Christmas bow around his neck? Yes, this will make it even more hilarious, when she opens it and sees him in all his protective glory.... . . ...

Should I let her in on all of the Burundi/China baggage that he's got?

dear Lord, do NOT tell her of the international mystery surrounding him!!!!!!! She is much safer is she does not know

put a Santa hat on him also

OH MYGAWD!!!!! 'Suzhelle and the highlights'

Heinously time consuming and KA-CHING!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY cow!!!!!!!

I think it'd be cheaper to fly me out to do 'em!!!! (or just dye your hair a lighter brown?? )

I pondered just flying Nik here how GRAND would that be????????????? can't just dye it lighter brown - - turns copper penny orange Very strange, difficult hair - -strongly pulls red, moreso as I get older, and ORANGE really fights with my coloUring

BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's find a non-biased member to do the voting. Surely we must know someone who dislikes all of us

*SNACKL*

Paddeigh said POLE

Bevel cracking up at Patti sayin' pole

For the second year running, we have been voted 2008's "Best Pet Supply in North Toronto" by the readers of the North Toronto Post. The editor of the franchiser's internal magazine asked for the photo so she can include it with an item about us in the first 2009 edition. We're pretty happy about that!

adorable, just adorable! Congrats on being best store!!!!

the urine stain remover for Bevel

SILLIES! time for highlights soon! gah - I can't ask for Caramel or they WILL be orange.......must ask for ashy dark blonde - - always a bit of fear in this event

[Darn210]

SILLIES! time for highlights soon! gah - I can't ask for Caramel or they WILL be orange.......must ask for ashy dark blonde - - always a bit of fear in this event

I'll keep my orange troll hair av handy . . . . . . I'm sure it will come out lurverly, Suze.

[Darn210]

WELL......I am giving him, as a Christmas present, to my best friend (the friend with Huntington's), as she is a single mom, living with her two young boys. I'm giving it to her as a protective device, to place in her windows, front and back, and/or near the door, so that evil burglars/murderers/psychcopaths will suddenly stop before they break into her home:

"Holy crap......lookit that guy in there. Quite a broad chest, and his mouth is set in a firm, hard line. Jeez. . . .... I don't think I want to mess with that individual. Think I'll just try next door".......

Do you think he will actually stay wif her??? You know how he seems to get around . . . somewhat of a drifter . . . just can't seem to settle down.

[flourgirl]

Hi all! I must say I need to develop better resistance against being sucked up into the "vortex" of the sillyack post! I went back to search for the beginnings of Weenis Colony......I've come to the opinion that this posting no longer has a beginning and probably has no end. I'm subseqently developing a ritual of focusing on a page (can you say ooooohhhhhmmmmmm?), which requires me to go back, and go back, and time loses all meaning. Am supposed to like, sit a certain way? or perhaps there are ritualistic phrases that need to be said? Kow Tow (cow toe?) and bump my forhead on the ground?

You may yet find me in a fetal position without any connection to the real world. This must be the modern-day answer to transcendental meditation.

So....suddenly I realize I've been here much longer than my alloted time, and I really wanted to also catch up on the latest posts.....but...sniff, sniff, snuffle.

I'll pop back in tomorrow....and I think from now on I better just focus on the current events (even tho' previous posts are hilarious!) Later.......T

[Judyin Philly]

Glad the meeting went well Nikkeigh (:yawn:)

congrats Nikki on the good meeting

So, today is bit of an anniversary for us. It was eight years ago today that we took over our original store. We were there for almost six years, before moving to our current location in September, 2006.

I have put up a new av which shows the remaining members of the original team. Click here to see the full-sized picture. Jacquie is holding Caramel, and Becky is in front of me. One of our part-timers took the picture this morning.

For the second year running, we have been voted 2008's "Best Pet Supply in North Toronto" by the readers of the North Toronto Post. The editor of the franchiser's internal magazine asked for the photo so she can include it with an item about us in the first 2009 edition. We're pretty happy about that!

Oh, Bev, so sorry about your pants. We have a great product here in the store that works very well on urine stains.

Loved the post Peter. What a great award and loved the blow up photo. Neat store, owners and kitties

Do you think he will actually stay wif her??? You know how he seems to get around . . . somewhat of a drifter . . . just can't seem to settle down.

Em......Your friend will love it ..........esp. as a protector .

Just got in from my walk and IT WAS A PUSH TODAY.

Should have raked leaves with the energy used up on the hill.

Any body want to volunteer to rakes some leaves? My raking buddy went off to college and me hubby is intrenched in the studio making a power point program with music for gods' sake...for his birding club.

Anything to get out of raking I'd say.

[Judyin Philly]

You may yet find me in a fetal position without any connection to the real world. This must be the modern-day answer to transcendental meditation.

Good one Theresa

[nikki-uk]

You may yet find me in a fetal position without any connection to the real world. This must be the modern-day answer to transcendental meditation.

Which I suppose is slightly better than the usual reaction of rocking gently in a corner mumbling They're all MAD!!!!!!!!!!! over and over

[Darn210]

Which I suppose is slightly better than the usual reaction of rocking gently in a corner mumbling They're all MAD!!!!!!!!!!! over and over

They, Nikki????? They???? Don't you mean . . . We!!!!

Last I checked, you are just as looney as the rest of us!!

Peter . . . Lovely new av . . . What does Becky weigh in at??? She looks like quite a armload . . . but is it all hair??? . . . and congrats on yer store honoUrs!!