The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

Hi, Ashley! Hmmmm. . .. Picasso. I keep trying to appreciate his reputed genius. More difficult for me than everyone else, it would seem. I do LOVE his early self-portraits... . . . .

Mine are pretty typical, but my dad has ALWAYS sneezed like this: "eee-eee-eee-ee-eee.....cho-oo-oo-oo-oo"

Mygawd. That is exactly what the Great Canadian Goose's mating call sounds like.

Someone I knew sounded like a mouse. Who was that?? Maybe she moved to Ottawa!!

Yes, it may have been her. It was incredible. I was going to mention to her how ludicrous a sneeze it was.... . . . .but refrained. I needed to ponder it further, however, so of course it gets mentioned here.

I never could understand why some people feel they need to use their vocal chords to sneeze.

Me neither....or when they barph. That is the worst. A loud, bellowing heave.

C'mon....that is simply not needed. The horrid matter will come up just fine without a great voice behind it all....

Come to think of it, that is how I could have addressed this woman today....."So, do you vomit in such an insipid way, as well?"

[tom]

....."So, do you vomit in such an insipid way, as well?"

Ah, ALways the humanitarian!!

Hey CurlyLisa!! Carephul ... ... .phlipover to 900 fast approaching .. ..

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[Jestgar]

I have two options, a cute, melodious ch^ew, and a spit-laden expiration that involves flapping cheeks and sends the cats scurrying for cover.

[jerseyangel]

I have two options, a cute, melodious ch^ew, and a spit-laden expiration that involves flapping cheeks and sends the cats scurrying for cover.

For about 2 weeks in the spring, mine are kinda like machine guns--one after another, like 10 times in a row.

[DingoGirl]

every stinking time I look down at the bottom, the ads are about

FLAT STOMACHS

how does it KNOW?????

HI Ashleigh!!!!

I never could understand why some people feel they need to use their vocal chords to sneeze.

you mean, we have a choice?????????

Mine are still so gosh darned VOCIFEROUS, chords or no

you should have heard my grandfather's - - good Lord - - - quite terrifying - Stinker used to jump

I have two options, a cute, melodious ch^ew, and a spit-laden expiration that involves flapping cheeks and sends the cats scurrying for cover.

:lol:

For about 2 weeks in the spring, mine are kinda like machine guns--one after another, like 10 times in a row.

My college roommate! Every single time, she sneezes about 7 or 8 times in a row. But they are tiny, TINY TINY mouse/kitten sneezes - just little breezes, nothing there......I am so jealous

'night sillies!!!!!!!

[DingoGirl]

this article scares me

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gawd......would LOVE to stop all sugar but......... am askeert

[psawyer]

Hi everyone!!!

We just had our first snow of the season here in middle TN, it rarely ever snows like this, especially in my county!

my edumatication has been cancelled tommorrow :]

Ashley, good to see you back in the friendly place we call psillyville.

Up here, snow is something we grumble about but expect.

I first saw your new av in another thread. I thought, geez, that is some dandruff--oh wait, could it be snow... And you say it was.

Enjoy the day off tomorrow, Ash. For us, snow or no snow, work goes on.

[nikki-uk]

this article scares me

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gawd......would LOVE to stop all sugar but......... am askeert

Scares me too !!!!!!!!

UGH!!!!!!!!!

The builders are here - with a stunning array of tools, thumbs and stuff

They are drilling and pulling up floors boards and making NOISE & MESS .....requiring cups of tea

<Please make them go away >

[elye]

Nikerker's got huge-thumbed and -tooled men surrounding her!

Perhaps one of them will sneeze - - Nik, if it is an insipid li'l kitten sneeze, take note of his thumb size. . .. .actually, more so if it is a huge, window-rattling explosion... .... . ..I'm suspecting there may be a direct correlation.

I DO wanna see Jess sneezing!

Enjoy the day off tomorrow, Ash. For us, snow or no snow, work goes on.

Yup. the insane Canadian way... . . . . here in Ottawa 'tis bedlam, as we had close to 40 cm of snow the last three days, AND there is a transit strike happening. . . . ...good timing for Will to be away and not trying to battle his way downtown every rush hour. . . . ...

Um, sugar addiction. . .. ...I am certain it is a substance that can become physically addictive, absolutely, as I am sure gluten can be, too.. . . . . ..

Such delicious parts of the human diet . . . . ......NO FAIR!!!!

[Green12]

Finally I can get on!!

My computer is really acting up, can't get the sugar link to work either. What did it say about sugar?? I am so curious!! Should I stop eating it again? I lasted about 4 months or so, then Thanksgiving happened and have been having the sweet stuff ever since ...but I think I could do it again, it actually wasn't that hard after a few weeks and I found myself not wanting it and craving fruit instead.

Hi Ashley! I saw that about the snow too on the news. Peter is right, for us we could have several feet and they bring in the plows for life to go on as usual. That stunk for us as kids, school was rearely cancelled

LOLOLOL on the sneezing, but a very fascinating issue indeed! Must ponder it further, oh and I just sneezed not too long ago, but I did not take note of the sound or if my voacal chords were invovled. What I do know is my sneezes seem to be varied, each one has a mind of its own, different in sound, duration, strength, etc. Sometimes they are weak and demur other times very loud and powerful, a big blow out.......a multiple personality sneezing disorder perhaps?

[Green12]

UGH!!!!!!!!!

The builders are here - with a stunning array of tools, thumbs and stuff

They are drilling and pulling up floors boards and making NOISE & MESS .....requiring cups of tea

<Please make them go away >

Very unsettling indeed Nik. Hope they get in, git er dun, and get out of there soon!

[jerseyangel]

Hope they get in, git er dun, and get out of there soon!

This, no doubt, is where the tools, thumbs and "stuff" come in......

[Green12]

Congrats to Queen Amanda!!!!!! (I'm a little behind )

And a big thank you to Jacquie for her reign, what a wonderful Queen she was!!

Thanks for the history lesson Peter, I enjoyed it

So why does it keep giving us a flat stomach link???? What are they implying???!!!!???? ...

Janet.....Yeah! What are they trying to say exactly?!?!?!

I am loving the random words being thrown out to trick up the blue google ads

And heinous on the braces for both Skeeter and Smack

Like a charm, Pataughmn Just havin' a less than sillie day and would rather just read along than be a wet blankie

Oh Patti HUGS to you! We must get yer silly back!!

Oh yes- the phun of braces! I just got mine off last May. Just finished the payments.....worth every bit of it but I still think they are so expensive for the tiny things!

I didn't know this Amanda, you have real purty teeth ---->

I had braces, twice! OMG, and my teeth have shifted yet again but I can't bring myself to get them for the third time

Unfortunately I inherited the worst of the sneezes of BOTH sides of my family. My sneezes can rattle walls and I have to TRY and be quite dainty with them. This has led, on rare occasion, to a horrid eyeball blowout and really loud honk-snort in public places. It hurts, too.

:lol:

Ok this cracked me up because I can so relate! My big blow out sneezes practically crack a rib

This, no doubt, is where the tools, thumbs and "stuff" come in......

True dat Patti!

Your avatar is so beautiful!!!

Ok I saw someone mention about a wee kitteh for Bev's dad, but I can't find the original post Bev, are you looking for kittehs for your dad??

[nikki-uk]

Well, me builders have finally left (back Monday)....a massive tool and thumbs were used

Rewiring and smoke detectors + extractor fans have been fitted (landlords require it) ........but dear GAWD they have left a hideous mess

However,....I am dressed to kill....off out tonight for the annual aerobic/gym xmas dinner + drinkies ...so the GRAND tidy -up can wait 'til tomorrow ......maybe the day after... ...might have a wee hangover

Sneezing:

Two types...earth shattering, windows blowing out, copious spraying,hurts yer throat Aaaaaa-CHOOOO

or

Thumb & forefinger over nostrils...a neat little' NNnnggg'

I have had 2 rums already ....carry on!!!!!!!!!

[WardGirl]

Congrats to Queen Amanda!!!!!! (I'm a little behind )

And a big thank you to Jacquie for her reign, what a wonderful Queen she was!!

Thank you Julie I had fun being your Queen and congrats to Queen Amanda I hope the board stays up better for your reign than mine

[jerseyangel]

Nik's starting the par-tay early!! Have a blast tonight--and don't even THINK about the heinous clean-up.....the thumb bragade is just gonna make another mess on Monday

[Jestgar]

However,....I am dressed to kill....off out tonight for the annual aerobic/gym xmas dinner + drinkies ...so the GRAND tidy -up can wait 'til tomorrow ......maybe the day after... ...might have a wee hangover

WHAT!?!?!

Your slimming club has a blowout party!?

Is this to keep them in business for the next year?

[DingoGirl]

My computer is really acting up, can't get the sugar link to work either. What did it say about sugar?? I am so curious!! Should I stop eating it again? I lasted about 4 months or so, then Thanksgiving happened and have been having the sweet stuff ever since ...but I think I could do it again, it actually wasn't that hard after a few weeks and I found myself not wanting it and craving fruit instead.

you mean.......this actually happens????????????? always thought people were lyin' when they said this - - HOW could one crave fruit and not, say, NUGGETS???????? or ICE CREAM????

I will forward the link to you Jules, if I can find it!!!!!! Dingo Brain can't even remember exactly what it said except that sugar has nearly the same power on the brain as addictive drugs...... mygawd.....I am a SWEETS JUNKIE and try to limit self (except during PMS )as I could literally eat sweets ALL DAY LONG........

my latest find? the dark chocolate-covered caramels at Trader Joe's - - dear gawd - HOPE I do not buy any today........

However,....I am dressed to kill....off out tonight for the annual aerobic/gym xmas dinner + drinkies ...so the GRAND tidy -up can wait 'til tomorrow ......maybe the day after... ...might have a wee hangover

I have had 2 rums already ....carry on!!!!!!!!!

gahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Nik HAS started the party early!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but Sillies - - have you EVER in your life heard of a gym Christmas dinner/party? does ANYone have this???? How phun and glorious!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sillies - - Arctic Blast coming our way - - - Soozle is askeert - - - you think I'm a wuss at 60 degrees outside, wait until it hits FREEZING this week :lol:

[Jestgar]

my latest find? the dark chocolate-covered caramels at Trader Joe's - - dear gawd - HOPE I do not buy any today........

amazingly yummy

[DingoGirl]

WHAT!?!?!

Your slimming club has a blowout party!?

i KNOW, that's what I'm sayin'!!!!!!!!!! who has a blowout party at their Slimming Club?????

and - - is EVERYone invited, or just the people that show up regularly? And - is this an all-female gym, or are there men, so, some creepy guy who stares at you all year can show up and blow his booze-soaked breaf in yer ear whilst saying stupid things?????????????????????? :gag:

[blueeyedmanda]

Afternoon Sillies

Ok- what a crazy day

No NYC trip due to the weather/work schedules, but we are going to try to go out and do something tomorrow night. John and I are thinking about maybe getting a christmas tree this evening--it would be a great evening to do that.

I am just so glad it is Friday, we got some stuff to go over at the new house tomorrow.

[Darn210]

blue google ad . . . Celiac Awarenes Bracelet . . . WTH!!!! Who talks about THAT on THIS thread!!!! . . . Google must be confuzzled and going back to the default "Celiac" setting.

Mailbox

My Little Pony

Gerber Daisies

Toothbrush

Lego

[elye]

Hear ye, hear ye!! Big news - - I have delivered Sam Hill Manhead to my single-mom, living-wif-two-young-boys-on-her-own friend. Wrapped him all up with an explanatory card attached, stating that this item is the latest thing on the market for women alone who want to discourage break-ins from raping psychopaths.

OMG..... . . .she opened it, and we larfed...and larfed . . ...and LARFED........

She was in hysterics . . .then ran with him to her front window, where he proudly sits. She will be moving him about in shifts to keep the ruse believable, of course.

Imagine the stories. .. . . .suddenly, that woman in unit 6C has a young man over quite regularly - - he's always staring, staring at her . . .. at he's never wearing a shirt!!

Oh, and I have visitations rights, and can borrow him at any time, if we need him in Psillyville.

However,....I am dressed to kill....off out tonight for the annual aerobic/gym xmas dinner + drinkies ..

Holy crap. . . . ...do you hold an aerobics class, in stilettos, clenching wine glasses, pulling up yer strapless frocks?

Sounds PHAB!

Sillies - - Arctic Blast coming our way - - - Soozle is askeert - - - you think I'm a wuss at 60 degrees outside, wait until it hits FREEZING this week

Is it really going down to the freezing mark there, Sooooze? Mygawd - - did not know that this ever happened in the Phrezno area. . . . . ...

[Darn210]

blue google ad . . . Celiac Awarenes Bracelet . . . WTH!!!! Who talks about THAT on THIS thread!!!! . . . Google must be confuzzled and going back to the default "Celiac" setting.

Mailbox

My Little Pony

Gerber Daisies

Toothbrush

Lego

Perhaps if I stick wif one topic . . .

Toothbrush

Dentist

Flossing

Toothpaste

Crest

Cavity

Retainer

Don't mind me . . . just talking to meselph.

[Darn210]

Holy crap. . . . ...do you hold an aerobics class, in stilettos, clenching wine glasses, pulling up yer strapless frocks?

Sounds PHAB!

See here I was thinking that she has to drink at home before she goes because all they will be serving in sparkling water and celery sticks.

flouride

molar

whitening