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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Manda - what heinous employement is this?

I'm confused! :rolleyes:

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tom Contributor
tom
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You gotta figure . . . on all my other posts on the other threads, people have got to be thinking . . . WTH is that in her avatar! :lol:

LMAO :lol: what an av!

Ok enough silliness for one morning. Oops it's 1pm! It's amazingly going be under 100 in Phx today, so I gotta go shoot hoops!! Yayyy!!!!!!! :) :) :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

AHOY ME HEARTIES!!!!

This morning I started to make my smoothie that I eat every morning ... Wild Oats was out of vanilla whey powder, so I have chocolate ... I added a banana and frozen strawberries instead of my usual raspberries ... I put the hand blender in and apparently hit the start button too soon and chocolate smoothie went all over everything.

:rolleyes: Don't you just hate it when that happens?!

I decide to wash my terrycloth robe

This would not be a decision I'd take lightly (and definitely not when herxing!)

My dressing gown as we quaintly call them is thick towelling with a hood and takes bloomin' days to dry ..hours in the dryer.....still damp...Heinous chore <_<

NIKKEIGH!!!!!!!!!!!! You must come for an emergency hair consultation and intervention!!!!!!!!!!

SUSIE !!!! You know I'd be there if you weren't the OTHER SIDE OF MY MAP!!!!!!!! :lol:

Do you remember the beanie hat you had to buy when you dyed your hair & it went green???......time to find it again :rolleyes:

...Yep, it's tout de suite. We anglophones often shorten it to "tout suite", but I don't think the French much like this.

The French don't seem to like anything much ......if you aren't French :lol: (but wait :unsure: ......do the Canadian French have a sense of humoUr????....Sacre Bleu!!!!!!!!!)

BTW I say toute suite and sod the French :lol:

Hehe . . . . . . . .will today become "Talk Like A Pirate About Susie's Hair" Day? :D

Avast ye saucy wenches!!

Bev!! Mention a soy plank agin & ye 'll be kissin the gunner's daughter! Arrrrrrrr!! :angry:

:lol::lol: You're really quite good at the 'pirate talk' Tom!!!!!!!

Begad we be needin' t'punish the blaggard responsible fer that bilge-sucking hair!

By gad we do...arrrrrrrrrrrrr

:lol: invert the troll's hair the other way - I am sure you math geeks have a name for that triangular shape - and that would be more like it.

Isosoles??????? ha ha total guess - I am inumerate ......is that even a word ???

MUST find new stylist THIS MINUTE. The man who colored my hair......I am not kidding - he has become one of the most hated stylists in Fresno. :angry::angry::angry:

You MUST promise NEVER to go back to this EVIL man!!!!!!!!!

Walking the plank is too kind for this swine who created the inverse orange triangle!!!!!! :angry:

Ok, must tend to poor coeliac child who either:

Has a bug or

Has been hideously glutened (when, where???? *sigh* ....who knows????...but he can't seem to get a clear run of even a week lately without this happening) .......... poor chap doesn't know what end to tend to first <_<

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

........and OMG, .....excellent avatar Janet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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My coworker actually has an orange haired troll on her desk right now. I keep walking by it, and I am cracking up and yet no one can figure why....they must think I am crazy (which they would not be wrong about) :)

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Ok enough silliness for one morning. Oops it's 1pm! It's amazingly going be under 100 in Phx today, so I gotta go shoot hoops!! Yayyy!!!!!!! :):):)

It's still in the 90's here. I thought this was fall in the north!! :oB)

My coworker actually has an orange haired troll on her desk right now. I keep walking by it, and I am cracking up and yet no one can figure why....they must think I am crazy (which they would not be wrong about) :)

:lol: Ha, and don't tell them, just laugh harder, let them know you're crazy!

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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I thought I hit quote on Nikki's dressing robe comment ... mine is terrycloth, but it's lightweight, short, and has no hood. It actually washes up nicely. It's still in the 90's here (33 degrees C) ... Way too early in the year for the heavy robe!

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Avast ye saucy wenches!!

Bev!! Mention a soy plank agin & ye 'll be kissin the gunner's daughter! Arrrrrrrr!! :angry:

Begad we be needin' t'punish the blaggard responsible fer that bilge-sucking hair!

Launch the dinghy pseu-zee! Time fer fetchin the poxy stylist fer a keelhaulin'!!

Tom, you are good at this....Here are some swashbuckling lines for men to use who are out celebrating this special Pirate Day (and no, my dad did not feed me these!):

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly?

Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

Come on up an' see me urchins.

How'd ya like to scrape the barnacles off me rudder?

Boy, those would sure work for me.... :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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It is fall in the north but in PA it is 80's today...strange. Last few winters have started in Jan or later. Watch it snow this year on my wedding day!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

oh..........my.............gaaaaaaaaaaawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

y'all are SO bloomin' funny that I don't even know what to respond to???

:lol::lol::lol:

first, a confession. I have had a couple of mojitos. :ph34r: Fall is coming, there were a few limes left, it was my dear friend's birthday and I said, come over today for "LAST OF THE MOJITOS." arrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!! ;)

so everything seems even funnier. :lol:

Amanda with the orange troll on someone's desk (yes, laugh harder, let them think you're BARKING MAD!!!), Janet's avatar (NO that is NOT what I meant by inverted triangle but that scary evil troll makes me OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), Nikki's dressing gown that takes days to dry (I do have one of those, and it is WHITE - - so permanently dirty, must be washed weekly :angry: ), Tom and Emily's pirate talk........

pul-eeeze folks. by inverted triangle I meant PYRAMID shape. Just picture an ORANGE PYRAMID on my head. :lol: :lol: :angry:

Tomorrow, 'twill be fixed at 1:00. one HOPES, anyway. :huh:

signed,

punkin head.

B)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

....and

WHERE IS BEV???

we need some Bev about now.....to make things

EXTRA SILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Orange pyramids.....

You will all be very proud of me, the pathetic li'l struggler in math, with this:

<h1 style="margin: 0px; padding: 5px 10px 6px;">How many oranges in total would there be in a pyramid if the base of the pyramid has 36 oranges and the top of the pyramid has one orange?</h1>

Owwww....my braaaaaiiiinnn......

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Omg, if you put an orange pyramid on your head you will look like a cheese head!!!!

I am now cracking myself up!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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<h1 style="margin: 0px; padding: 5px 10px 6px;">How many oranges in total would there be in a pyramid if the base of the pyramid has 36 oranges and the top of the pyramid has one orange?</h1>

Owwww....my braaaaaiiiinnn......

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh STOP!!! STOP IT!!!! :huh::lol:

Omg, if you put an orange pyramid on your head you will look like a cheese head!!!!

I am now cracking myself up!

:lol::lol:

maybe I just look more like Marge Simpson. Isn't her hair orange and rather pyramidical? (confession, I have NEVER seen an entire simpson's episode :ph34r: )

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted
Orange pyramids.....

You will all be very proud of me, the pathetic li'l struggler in math, with this:

<h1 style="margin: 0px; padding: 5px 10px 6px;">How many oranges in total would there be in a pyramid if the base of the pyramid has 36 oranges and the top of the pyramid has one orange?</h1>

Owwww....my braaaaaiiiinnn......

Is it 108?

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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maybe I just look more like Marge Simpson. Isn't her hair orange and rather pyramidical? (confession, I have NEVER seen an entire simpson's episode :ph34r: )
Me either ... well, it was on one time at Penn Station (a sandwich shop), does that count?

Oh, drink a mojito for me ... and I think I can speak for Bev, drink one for her, too.

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Nope, 72

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Is it 108?

91. Man, I hate math.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Is it 108?

WTH? Miss herxing Lyme Brain actually tries to solve it?

:o

oh you can take that sort of business to another thread, missy

:lol::lol::lol:

(just kidding)

Me either ... well, it was on one time at Penn Station (a sandwich shop), does that count?

Oh, drink a mojito for me ... and I think I can speak for Bev, drink one for her, too.

oh I am QUITE SURE you can speak for Bev on that one.

;)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Marge has an incredible head of blue hair that goes staight upwards for several feet. Like the Grand Poobah hats minus the horns. Now, you guys have tolerated my math ignorance, please bear with me for more ignorance: what's in a mojito?

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted
91. Man, I hate math.

How did you get that? I thought it was the area of the base (36), times the height (6) divided by 3?

Nevermind, you can't do it that way. Are you helping someone with their homework???

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

"Oh . .. . . My . . .. .. Gawwwwwwwd" is right! Where to start?

Why, w/ the math of course!

Orange pyramids.....

You will all be very proud of me, the pathetic li'l struggler in math, with this:

<h1 style="margin: 0px; padding: 5px 10px 6px;">How many oranges in total would there be in a pyramid if the base of the pyramid has 36 oranges and the top of the pyramid has one orange?</h1>

Owwww....my braaaaaiiiinnn......

O = sum of n sqrd, for all n from 1 to L, where L=length of one side of the base.

Yup 91.

<and nosoyboy is left trying to figure out why the 108 & 72 happen to differ by 36, the original # in the word problem>

OwOwOw!! now MY brain hurrrrrrrts!! :o

So Scupper THAT mateys!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Marge simpson rocks the blue hair. It is huge though.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
what's in a mojito?

:lol:

an old Havana, Cuba drink, now quite popular in all parts.

White rum, fresh-squeezed lime, simple syrup (sugar and water), and lime sparkling water. YUM!!!!!!!

How did you get that? I thought it was the area of the base (36), times the height (6) divided by 3?

WTH??? STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!

Marge simpson rocks the blue hair. It is huge though.

:lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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Arrrrrrrr!! Finally all caught up! Ended up reading much of it 3x and laughing anew each time. :lol: :lol:

I'm confused! :rolleyes:

Oops I misattributed someone's comment! My bad!

...but he can't seem to get a clear run of even a week lately without this happening

:(

How'd ya like to scrape the barnacles off me rudder?

Or leave 'em on and call it a Carribbean Tickler?

signed,

punkin head.

B)

:lol::D:lol:

Oh, drink a mojito for me ... and I think I can speak for Bev, drink one for her, too.

Aye, we be one saucy wench down . . .

And I think next summer I should be able to try these magical mojitos.

Soozito? Does the James Fenimore Cooper reference signal the end of summer?

(Avast!! Splicin' the mainbrace w/ a matey & some grand grog!)

:lol:

an old Havana, Cuba drink, now quite popular in all parts.

White rum, fresh-squeezed lime, simple syrup (sugar and water), and lime sparkling water. YUM!!!!!!!

This lovely libation wasn't yet popular when I was last a drinker.

But . . .uhhhhhh . . . . . .isn't fresh mint smooshed around in the glass w/ a mini baseball bat essential? Muddle mottle huh wth IS that word?

WTH??? STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

:lol: Once the math starts, it gains momentum (p=mv), and just gets harder to stop. The one to blame is the one who started it.

:lol: invert the troll's hair the other way - I am sure you math geeks have a name for that triangular shape

:lol::P

Spent almost 2.5hrs hangin w/ that new forum member, tvhealthfood. The TV is Tri-Valley and he owns a health food store.

Holy crap he knows a TON about health issues!! Spends a lot of time researching.

Plenty of fun talk, too. The time fuuh-Lew!

He has that thread soliciting questions. I wish I had a Q. Maybe I'll just snatch one from the omg thread, tho he's pretty skeptical about the *most* alternative topics.

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