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[DingoGirl]

AGH! emoticonally busted :angryface:

and now busted for TOO MANY QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! will post in deux parts

mornin' sills

last night was me birfday celebration, six of us at a pub (NOT a cozy pub ) and we had SUCH fun. My car, alas, is not here :blinkface: I was driven home at the insistence of my friend, the cop. Probably a good thing.

working from home today, Shane has "personal business" and he did not tell me what it was - highly uncharacteristic. Waitin' to hear what's going on.....

I wonder how my sad, stinky Jeep did all by herself last night in that parking lot? Kidn of hoping she's gone when I get there

no happy SNAUX banter today Em! ha ha but it WOZ freezing last night (28 degrees) and had to cover me citrus and tropicals wif blankies and such.......

Hazel is Angus²!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is the cutest thing ever......

Yes, I was surprised to read this, also......I never peel mine, either. . .. just cut the stalky end from each one. Soooozie, what do you do to make yours delish? Mine forever remain boring and barely tolerable to my kids. . . . ...

Well sillies, it's so simple. I just boil them until tender (careful not to overcook), cutting the larger ones in half. Then put butter and parmesan cheese, salt and cracked pepper. Quite tasty! The bacon sounds very good also and - am going to try the chicken bullion in the water. Leesuh - what kind of bullion do you use?

Sillies, I am so very tired. I think I might have a touch of the holiday dull drums, overwhelmed by too many things.....for one the Paella for Christmas Eve is a no-go. With our schedule of church and coming back and needing to eat right away it isn't the most practical of recipes, although I would LOVE to do it I really need something that can be made ahead and just warmed up. So back to the drawing board on the menu, and time is running out!!!

JULES!!!!!!!!!!!! must dispatch some Christmas cheer and energy to you TOOT SWEET!!!!! Yes, you need an easier meal idea.....crockpot IS a good plan.....so sorry about teh paella, is there any way you can have it all ready and assembled and just add things at the end? I don't even know......but I do think it's a long process..........

only thing I can offer is - I made THE MOST DELICIOUS garlic/herbed turkey breasts.....take tons of fresh chopped garlic, add herbs of your choosing, about a tablespoon of each.....butter/salt/pepper.......make this into a paste and stuff it under the skin of the turkey.......bake.........MOUTH-WATERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

from giaknit: (lost the darned quote thingy - what in hell)

We do NOT need a picture of Arnie doing his bizness !!!!. . .. . or did you mean the bootie thang?? OK, yes, a pic of the bootie-thangs.

Yes silly, in the booties!!!!!!!!!!!

Smack with the phlughue? oh no.......phlughue-ids...............mind the fuzzy toilet covers!!!!!!!

Oom-pa-pa Oom-pa-pa

Weeding and mulching and warm summer showers

Birds in my back yard and gardens with flowers

Kittehs a-purring curled up on my knees

These are a few of my favorite things.

Gluten-free brownies and readable labels

Foods that are safe when I set at my table

Friends who come visit, the warm breath of spring

These are a few of my favorite things.

When I'm poopy, feeling droopy

When I'm down and sad

I try to remember my favorite things

Then I don't feel quite so bad

LOVE IT when the cobwebs clear from me head I'll work on some more.....our lyrics are a usually a bit less.......um........wholesome and more scatological

Definitely would have somethin' about tinsel-butted kittehs and vomit-free fuzzy toilet covers

You guys, watch out for that jester at this time of year. . . ....ya let him in yer house for some holiday cheer, some laughs, toe-bell jingling. . . ....... and look what can happen. This time it was just an upended Christmas tree. Next time - - I could look out and see him floating lifeless in me ho' tub. . . . ..

oh no :lol: not a dead p!sstank jester in your ho' tub *SNORT*

[DingoGirl]

part deux

Where have I been? Oh right, adopting kitteh for dad, company Christmas party at which I wanted to get fabulush with some margaritas (like a pepper-infused, watermelon puree one- we need a lick your lips emoticon) but could not, and the annual Christmas party at me in-laws yacht club (sounds MUCH fancier than it is). Santa arrives by lobster boat But me wee goonies came and I had so much fun with them. They are the luvs of me life (since I don't ever have to discipline them). I sang Christams carols and danced with me youngest niece Lucy who has the pinkest cheeks and bluest eyes and smiles constantly.

Just love this paragraph Love yer goonies

Those girls dedicated obnoxious songs to me on Spacebook through some torture posting device.

bah ha hahaha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sooooziiieeeee!!!!!!!

If you really want to enjoy this winter wonderland, come to my house pronto and scrape the ice off me windshield!

Such fun, I want to share

oh I don't think so......was MUCH more fun here.......no scraping, shoveling or blowing of snaux

Waitin' for my snow. Schools in the North are already closed (it's 5am), but I haven't seen a flake.

they close the schools?

GAHHH!!!!!!!!

No boiler man - no new or repaired boiler as yet ...they keep changing their minds on what to do......latest is the landlord (my local council) will NOT pay for new

Carry on debating fellas ....meanwhile we freeze

However the electrician has been to check the works (new smoke alarms)......had to pull me dishwasher out to get to summat (a pipe?)....oh the shame!!!,...the cobwebs and dirt behind there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waiting for another man to check summat else

However the 2 other things I was waiting in for have ARRIVED

Life (for me) is a waiting game

Oh, and Boris can't stop vomiting *sigh* ...sicky cat!!

How's everyone ?? (now I've finished moaning )

I keep dodging the doll drums....... but I want to give in

yer waitin is crackign me up!!!!!!! well no - maybe it's yer DESCRIPTION of waiting.......but - aren't you PHREEZING???????????? surely a simple ballcock can phix all of this.......

nice Christmas dinner for Alsy ♥ such a good mum

Mygawd. . . . ugly? And all they do is absorb the errant wee and dirt and hairs :gag: that permeate the toilet area . . . .... ....

*snort* I think I just gagged a little

The grandmother said, 'Thank you . That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news.' The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?' The grandmother said, 'No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me sh!t.'

True Story..........I believe it happened in Seattle <snort>

:CACKLEFACE:

I agree that Kitteh barf is much easier than large dog barf. I once had a huge Dobie-Lab mix. A wonderful cuddly love who thought he was one of the cats...but that's another story. Anyway, I had bought a beautiful ORIENTAL CARPET (you know where this is going, don't you?) that I was so proud of! the colors, slate blue and cream, were perfect for my dining room. I felt guilty about the exorbitant amount of money I paid for it.....but I did love it. Anyway, I wandered into the dining room early one morning...and OMG!!! Somehow the dog managed to cover at least 75% of the rug. Whatever he'd eaten (I had kids in the house at the time, so your guess is as good as mine) stained the rug orange! I used carpet cleaner, I used laundry soap, I paid a professional rug cleaner. After all of that I still had the faintest tinge of orange......which we learned to ignore .

oh dear.........the orange-tinged carpet........My Stinker, bless her, vomited ALL OVER a sisal rug.......had to throw it out........you cannot get bilious stains and smell out of sisal

OMG! the vegetable orchestra.......quite phascinating!!!! was it in Seattle?

[elye]

they close the schools?

Not here, man. The tough Eastern Canuck chillens head out into the psnaoughbanks, waving li'l mittened hands as they disappear into the squall. . . . . . .

Nik NEEDS a ballcock!! It can, truly, fix anything. Soooozie, next time you have an infection in that back molar, you know what to buy.

OMG! the vegetable orchestra.......quite phascinating!!!! was it in Seattle?

Yes! Do you think they peeled their sprouts before blowing into them? How about the parmesan .. ..... .. would this change the pitch a 'tall?

Sooze, I have tried this wif me sprouts.....butter, salt and pepper, various cheeses.....I just cannot get my kids to like them. Bah. It is such a healthy, relatively cheap food. . . . . .

[Darn210]

Smack with the phlughue? oh no.......phlughue-ids...............mind the fuzzy toilet covers!!!!!!!

No, I don't think it twas the floo. He's got asthma "tendancies" . . . don't know how else to describe that. He doesn't usually have any issues unless he gets a bad cold (or the floo) and then when it settles in his chest, it's pretty miserable for him. He'll run a low grade fever and he'll get into coughing fits that will trigger his gag reflex and then he snows barfs. I think this is what happened. However, there is a stomach floo going around and there is always the possibility that he has some wee tinge of it (although, there is nothing else going on wif him to make me think that).

. . . and no fuzzy toilet covers here . . . small chillens and fuzzy covers don't go together . . . neither do men and fuzzy covers . . . or dogs that like to drink out of the toilet.

[nikki-uk]

Alzey's faux xmas lunch went well

........tomorrow is carol singing which I have to go to

then youth club disco in the eve (nibbles and snacks required.....more cooking inevitable )

Discovered this evening JUST how loud my new smoke alarms are (umm, left the burgers under the grill a tad too long )...... and why do they fit these things right next to the kitchen?????

....had to get the kids to open and 'fan' the front door to stop the blasted thing screaming..GAHHH!!!!

Gian-nitt!!! Children with easily triggered gag reflex.......... I gots 'em

Me small orange cat is currently making ethereal, weird noises just before he's sick which translated I think means

'Muuuuum!!!!.... I feel siiiiiick'

Tereesah's orange rug!!!!

Oh dear GAAAAAAWD......those toilet shag pile wee/pube absorbing things <are they called 'pedelstal' rugs???>

EW,UCK,UGH, VOMIIIIIITT!!!!!!!!

OMG! the vegetable orchestra.......quite phascinating!!!! was it in Seattle?

I know!!!!! Who knew they were such good percussion instruments!!

< & I don't care where they 'said' it was.......the original was in Seattle!!!!!!>

Sprouts....lop the end off, remove (peel) the top leaves ....bung in the steamer for a thousand yrs YUMMMMM!!!!!!!

I do tend to like all me veg done 'to death' with barely any nutritional value left

Crunchy veg = Ugh!!!

GADS ....I NEED a ballcock or summat!!!!!.....got some heat at the moment, but you can't have hot water AND heating (one or other)

SO the quandry is:

Stay clean but risk hypothermia

OR

Be smelly but warm

[Darn210]

SO the quandry is:

Stay clean but risk hypothermia

OR

Be smelly but warm

Smelly and warm!!!

[nikki-uk]

Smelly and warm!!!

[jerseyangel]

I gotta go wif smelly and warm, too

Sponge baths and deodorant should be enuff

[DingoGirl]

smelly and warm!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Nik's whole post

sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: x 100

no time now but - one of my neighbors made a Snaux Man from our big SNAUX STORM

:lol:

so skinny and scrawny and about 16 inches tall - - I just photographed it, whilst cackling to self

pic later gotta go get the smelly and COLD jeep

just chortling with glee over the wee snauxman

[jerseyangel]

so skinny and scrawny and about 16 inches tall - - I just photographed it, whilst cackling to self

I'll bet it's charming

Somethin' bout a scrawny, mishapen, slightly crooked psnoman that I just love Specially if it has little stick arms

[elye]

........tomorrow is carol singing which I have to go to

then youth club disco in the eve (nibbles and snacks required.....more cooking inevitable )

OMG. . . . . .....Nik, another dance awaits you. . . now, this is a YOUTH activity, so we'll assume that you'll be unable to commit any more liver crimes.... . . . .

. .. . . will you??

Oh dear GAAAAAAWD......those toilet shag pile wee/pube absorbing things <are they called 'pedelstal' rugs???>

EW,UCK,UGH, VOMIIIIIITT!!!!!!!!

Exactement!!!!

Nikerler is currently warm, but she stinks. . . . . ....

no time now but - one of my neighbors made a Snaux Man from our big SNAUX STORM

so skinny and scrawny and about 16 inches tall

Somethin' bout a scrawny, mishapen, slightly crooked psnoman that I just love. Specially if it has little stick arms

Mygawd. . . . . . ...Sooozie, have you had a good look at yer neighboUr? From where does he come? This sounds to me very like a Li'l Twa Psaoughman. .... ....

Tureeeesah! I just loved yer FavoUrite Things lyrics, but you're correct - -not psilly enough. We must work on this .. . . . ......

[Green12]

Gah!! I am so behind, quick recap and random replies:

Hazel is now Angus!!!!!! What a turn of events

Wee Boris and Smack are barfing

The fuzzy shag toitlet covers/accesories , HEINOUSLY UGLY!!!!!

Soozle's snauxman!!!!! Jess waiting for snow ....and they closed down school on one flake?!?!

Vegetable orchestra, laffylaffylaffy!

and good lord Nik, why can't they figger what's up with yer boiler?!?!?! If they only knew about the ballcock

Ummmmm . . . . . . we wear coats . . .

Yep, we just wear more clothes silly!

Weeding and mulching and warm summer showers

Birds in my back yard and gardens with flowers

Kittehs a-purring curled up on my knees

These are a few of my favorite things.

Gluten-free brownies and readable labels

Foods that are safe when I set at my table

Friends who come visit, the warm breath of spring

These are a few of my favorite things.

When I'm poopy, feeling droopy

When I'm down and sad

I try to remember my favorite things

Then I don't feel quite so bad

Excellent Theresa!!!

at yer orange rug!

You could go to that website, the 365 gluten-free crockpot blog and find a recipe of hers. That lady is my hero. Then you could just put something in the crockpot earlier that day.

Good idea, thanks for the suggestion....my only problem is I am on such a restricted diet, most of those recipes use a lot of the things I can't have or easily sub. But I will take a look, might be sumpthin

OK Bubble gummers. This'll have to do until I figure the Face thing out:

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Hee hee, we got you good!!! But this Grandma Got Run Over song is PURE TORTURE!!!!

I boil mine till tender, drain well, and saute wif Smart Balance till golden and top wif crumbled bacon Takes the bitterness right outta 'em

Uh-oh What in the Sam Hill IS it about this time of year that viruses all seem to be at their peek????? Gawd!

Yer sprouts sound delish Patti.

So agree about the viruses and phloughs and such, sounds like it is really going around. Just read an article saying London has been hit hard by it.......turning away masses of vomiting peeps form the hospital because they are so overcrowded, is this true Nik??

The Ripper is rippin' through all the newly fallen psnaough as I speak...makin' up fer the shifts he missed while across the pond. . .. ...

This sounds like a line from "Twas the Night Before Christmas", Silly style of course.

UH OH!!! Another song to silly up, more lyrics needed, hee hee

True Story..........I believe it happened in Seattle <snort>

SNORT!!!!! All the good things happen in Seattle!

Loved yer mom's Silly Janet

last night was me birfday celebration, six of us at a pub (NOT a cozy pub ) and we had SUCH fun. My car, alas, is not here :blinkface: I was driven home at the insistence of my friend, the cop. Probably a good thing.

Well sillies, it's so simple. I just boil them until tender (careful not to overcook), cutting the larger ones in half. Then put butter and parmesan cheese, salt and cracked pepper. Quite tasty!

only thing I can offer is - I made THE MOST DELICIOUS garlic/herbed turkey breasts.....take tons of fresh chopped garlic, add herbs of your choosing, about a tablespoon of each.....butter/salt/pepper.......make this into a paste and stuff it under the skin of the turkey.......bake.........MOUTH-WATERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JULES!!!!!!!!!!!! must dispatch some Christmas cheer and energy to you TOOT SWEET!!!!!

Soozle went pubbing!!!!! Twas yer birfday celebration last night?!?! And we weren't invited?! How nice of the copper to bring you home

Your sprouts sound yummy, I might try that. I usually do Ina Garten's recipe, she roasts them in the oven with tons of olive oil and salt til they come out brown and crispy and salty, like french fries. I can't have turkey anymore but I can maybe do that with chicken, sounds really good.

Still searching for a make-ahead casserole with all major food groups represented ...and it has to be festive, is that too much to ask?? Geez! Paella would have been absolutely perfect, but many processes and demands 100% attention.

Yes, need some Christmas cheer here toot sweet!!!!!

Alzey's faux xmas lunch went well

........tomorrow is carol singing which I have to go to

then youth club disco in the eve (nibbles and snacks required.....more cooking inevitable )

Glad to hear Al's faux lunch went well, cracking up at you going carol singing then to boogey down at disco

I keep dodging the doll drums....... but I want to give in

Me too, just hanging on by a thread it seems. Trying to enjoy it and be upbeat (but secretly I want it all to be over, which makes me sad to think like that )

I am in a huge pickle, the presents I got from my mom arrived and they won't work. SOOO, I am in a mad dash to find something today, tomorrow I believe is the last day they say you can order something and get it delivered by Christmas.

[elye]

Just read an article saying London has been hit hard by it.......turning away masses of vomiting peeps form the hospital because they are so overcrowded, is this true Nik??

Mygawd. .. . .the bigger question is: Do the London hospitals have fuzzy toilet clothing in place???? Gahhhhh . . . . .....

[Darn210]

Jooleigh said *copper*

In my best James Cagney voice . . . So a copper took you home, eh???

[flourgirl]

Oom-pa-pa Oom-pa-pa Oom-pa-pa Oom-pa-pa

Tinsel free Kittehs and doggies with booties

Ballcocks and Weenii and blue-black patooties

Psillie adventures- the laughter they bring

These are a few of my favorite things!

Oom -pa-pa Oom-pa-pa

Twa in the closet and crimes of the liver

Tool men and 'tricians with heat to deliver

Hazels and Anguses, Hail to the Queen,

These are a few of my favorite thiiiinnnnggs

When the Dull Drums, when I need tums

When my head hurts bad

I simply sign on to the psillyville post

And then I don't feel so bad

[DingoGirl]

I'll bet it's charming

Somethin' bout a scrawny, mishapen, slightly crooked psnoman that I just love Specially if it has little stick arms

Mygawd. . . . . . ...Sooozie, have you had a good look at yer neighboUr? From where does he come? This sounds to me very like a Li'l Twa Psaoughman. .... ....

Soozle went pubbing!!!!! Twas yer birfday celebration last night?!?! And we weren't invited?! How nice of the copper to bring you home

Me too, just hanging on by a thread it seems. Trying to enjoy it and be upbeat (but secretly I want it all to be over, which makes me sad to think like that )

copper

you WERE all invited!!!!!!!!!!!! where WERE you????????? I waited and waited......

speaking of waiting - my poor car was mildly assaulted in the parking lot last night - someone bent its antenna

Jules Praying for you to find your Christmas Cheer, dear one

more later - watch for new av

[jerseyangel]

Oom-pa-pa Oom-pa-pa Oom-pa-pa Oom-pa-pa

Tinsel free Kittehs and doggies with booties

Ballcocks and Weenii and blue-black patooties

Psillie adventures- the laughter they bring

These are a few of my favorite things!

Oom -pa-pa Oom-pa-pa

Twa in the closet and crimes of the liver

Tool men and 'tricians with heat to deliver

Hazels and Anguses, Hail to the Queen,

These are a few of my favorite thiiiinnnnggs

When the Dull Drums, when I need tums

When my head hurts bad

I simply sign on to the psillyville post

And then I don't feel so bad

Hee! Phound meselph singing along!

[jerseyangel]

speaking of waiting - my poor car was mildly assaulted in the parking lot last night - someone bent its antenna

Bah!!

What in hell is wrong wif people

[DingoGirl]

<------------------------ and there he is, Tiny Twa Snaux Man :lol:

<BTW he is gone now - good thing I got the photo>

Oom-pa-pa Oom-pa-pa Oom-pa-pa Oom-pa-pa

Tinsel free Kittehs and doggies with booties

Ballcocks and Weenii and blue-black patooties

Psillie adventures- the laughter they bring

These are a few of my favorite things!

Oom -pa-pa Oom-pa-pa

Twa in the closet and crimes of the liver

Tool men and 'tricians with heat to deliver

Hazels and Anguses, Hail to the Queen,

These are a few of my favorite thiiiinnnnggs

When the Dull Drums, when I need tums

When my head hurts bad

I simply sign on to the psillyville post

And then I don't feel so bad

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: SHE'S GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! absolutely phabulous TreeSuh - - - got me snortling away here :lol:

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nikki-uk]

Much to comment on......but NO time .....must go to bed....also rest my voice for tomorrows Carols

Pubs (*hic*), coppers (handsome ones please!), Julie's manhead casserole .....what?! ohhhh make ahead casserole <sorry>

Just read an article saying London has been hit hard by it.......turning away masses of vomiting peeps form the hospital because they are so overcrowded, is this true Nik??

Yes

A veritable barf-athon......EEEeeek, hope we don't get it

See yer tomorrow psillies!!!.....I (as usual) will be waiting........ but for whom?? and why???.... and what does it all mean??????

Yours,

Warm but smelly

[jerseyangel]

<------------------------ and there he is, Tiny Twa Snaux Man :lol:

Twas a wee thing

[Darn210]

Tureesuh, wonderful job!!!

That's Fan-Parking-Tastic!!!

[jerseyangel]

A veritable barf-athon......EEEeeek, hope we don't get it

Was thinking about you last night when we saw this on CNN Hope you all avoid it--sounds heinous!!

Night, Nik

[flourgirl]

Twas a wee thing

Sooooo Cuuuuute! Thanks for sharing the pic. I don't think I've ever seen one so small!