The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[jerseyangel]

Of course! We only caught the last hour, but it was perfect background to wrapping presents. (and making the Elf video!)

Ah, sounds perfect.....the last hour is the best part!!

[DingoGirl]

SILLIES!!!!!! Happy Saturday-Before-Christmas!!!!!!!!

Em - so glad to hear yer dad's better - -

I took it back - it was the last one they had - they offered me a 10% discount to keep it . . . . . . riigggghhhhhttttt . . . dropped on it's motor . . . I'm sure it's fine . . . :majorsacasm:

Yeah, NOOOOOOOO I don't think so

Just a quick fly-by to say that it is snowing big time here in Toronto, with about 8 inches expected in all. It started after the morning commute, but has been coming down steadily since. It looks like there is at least 6 inches so far. The parking lot has been shoveled three times, and needs it again.

We've gotten about two inches of barph, with another couple of centimetres due overnight. The big dump is coming Sunday. . . . .. perhaps a foot.

We're having yet another day of gray drizzle.....so sick of it

I'm officially snowed in. The road in front of my house got a light dusting of sand this morning that did nothing to decrease the slipperiness.

feeling almost guilty that it's crystal-clear and cold sun today here, pholks....come on out!!!!!! shampooing the FETID beyond-resurrection carpets today......BAH!!!!!! Because peeps are coming to stay next week, I HAVE to do it and....it will STILL look awful!!!! (but smell better) ohhhhh the terrible ennui..........what am I gonna do with my Dingo Thoughts during this time?????? Can't drink heavily - need to be clear-headed for some things

Yes,,,,,,,,,,,well Em this is very BIG NEWS INDEED........................

WE BETTER MAKE sure everyone sees this Em.

SINUSES IN OUR ANAL CANAL WE'LL NEVER FORGET THIS ONE ................

JUDITH!!!! :lol: :lol:

No, we're not going to recover quickly from this one, fo' shizzle WHO KNEW? 'tis brilliant fodder for us................... *snort*

but then - makes me wonder - are pharts just....sneezes?

OOOOOOOO!!!

The New Mexico bowl tomorrow is a Psilly alma mater slugfest!!

Colorado St vs. Phrezmo St!!

Go Rams since Spr

[jerseyangel]

but then - makes me wonder - are pharts just....sneezes?

A quick snackle-snort and now I MUST shower and get some things done! Be back later

[DingoGirl]

Patti had a SNACKLE-SNORT!!!!!!!! :lol:

sillies - I have a giant pork shoulder BUTT - shall I try this in the crockpot, instead of the slow/lowtemp oven roast from last time (with that INFERIOR cut of meat)?????

well, must scoop frozen poop off ground (weezee's, not mine) and then mow lawn and spray weeds and such.......grocery store, errands, make more marshmallows, assemble gift bags, paint cards, walk the Weezle, get car washed (Weez told me she was embarrassed to be seen in it), MAD CLEANING, possible carpet shampoo but am debating that, it may have to stay filthy since I am taking care of neighbor's dog for two weeks, does it even make SENSE to wash the disgusting carpets now????? my visitors may just have to live with dirty carpets.... *gasp*

TOO MUCH TO DO TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jestgar]

but then - makes me wonder - are pharts just....sneezes?

:lol:

Another big storm comin' in. Could get up to 6 inches.

We are NOT weather-wimps. It's really steep and slick here: Open Original Shared Link.

Headin off to the store to get survival supplies. Must make list

Stuff to make fudge

Stuff to make almond bark

Stuff to make peanut butter fudge

Eggnog

Eggnog spike

Tater chips

a little kat fud

What else d'ya need to be snowed in?

Vegetation and dead animal flesh

soup?

[jerseyangel]

TOO MUCH TO DO TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gawd--an understatement if I ever heard one

Yes! Do the pork BUTT in the crockpot......use lots of garlic

[jerseyangel]

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Holy Toledo!

Bet more than a phew on there needed new underwear........

[elye]

Wow! Soooozie's got a busy day ahead .. . . .. . ...1

Yes! I do believe that pharts could be thought of much like sneezes, now with this new anatomical information that we have. . . . . ..

Bet more than a phew on there needed new underwear........

You bet. I am certain that I would. . .. . . .

Okay, a pork butt roast .. .. . ...dunno if I have ever really liked ANY pork cuts in the crock, as they contain a fair amount of fat (even the leaner cuts). I have found pork done this way is just too fatty, and it adds SO much fat to the stuff underneath . ... . .if you wrap it in foil, the fat won't fill the pot, but then it sits in next to the meat and. . .. I dunno....kinda blechy. . . . . . .

[DingoGirl]

<--------- Weezee wishing you all a Merry Christmas ♥

Headin off to the store to get survival supplies. Must make list

Stuff to make fudge

Stuff to make almond bark

Stuff to make peanut butter fudge

Eggnog

Eggnog spike

Tater chips

a little kat fud

What else d'ya need to be snowed in?

Vegetation and dead animal flesh

soup?

:lol: sounds good......you've got the nog and the spike, the chips, the cat food and the dead flesh....meeting many major phud groups

that bus!!!!!!! but did it REALLY happen in Seattle???

Yes! Do the pork BUTT in the crockpot......use lots of garlic

I"ll try it.......I WOZ grossed out by Em's observations of same, however

Bet more than a phew on there needed new underwear........

Yes, for their many Anal Sneezes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DingoGirl]

Sillies you can see that I am stalling and procrastinating

but please go look at my latest reply in Mr. Moore's mini-bio thread......thought you might enjoy reading how I tortured my poor art teacher

MUST GO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Green12]

Anii Sinii.

BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emily, glad to hear it wasn't something real serious with your Dad. Hope his Dr appt goes well Monday and they get to the bottom of the stomach pain, keep us posted!

OOOOOOOO!!! :blink:

The New Mexico bowl tomorrow is a Psilly alma mater slugfest!!

Colorado St vs. Phrezmo St!!

Go Rams since Spr

[DingoGirl]

Yes, Jules, the avatars!! and just LOOK at Sammy! she IS a teenager now, it happened so fast!!!!!!!!!!

BTW my Wee Tree is kind of dead and crunchy now don't know how that happened, I keep it watered!

Well, the poop wasn't really frozen today.....it had thawed So - grass not frozen......the lawnmower, that was another story......it took me about - - 67 pulls to get it started? not kidding...... Had to let it rest and keep going back out to try again.....

Jules watching Mama Mia?????? dear gawd..........the torture......the pain.........

[happygirl]

Pupper is a whopping 33 lbs, is about 4.5 months old, and still sweet as can be. Finally learned not to be terrified of the stairs. Still likes flip flops, expensive boots, and high heels (to chew, not to wear.) Loves peanut butter, cream cheese, and thinks that her treat of getting up on the bed (for naps) is wonderful. However, she is a bit (understatement of the year) rowdy in public - training classes will begin soon. Luckily, she's not "bad" - no biting, etc., just gets so excited and can't calm down. She just loves people and other dogs so much she can hardly stand it!

[Jestgar]

Survived the panicked shoppers at the grocery store. It's really funny to see what people buy in anticipation of being snowed in (she says with a cart full of chips and gluten-free cookies). I saw one guy getting blocks of ice and I'm thinking "Dude, it's like, 20 degrees outside. What are you gonna do with ice??"

The junk food aisle was almost blocked with all the extra pop they brought in for the masses. Chatted with the delivery guy while trying to scale "Pepsi Peak" to get out and he said people always buy tons of it in bad weather. And he thought that was just fine

I got stuff to make all the candies I listed (anyone need a care package?) and Jules, honey, I got no need to rent any musicals. (Should I buy dreamgirls d'ya think?)

I haven't seen Mama Mia. Let me know if I need to get a copy next time I'm at Costco.

Love the sports talk. I can't even figure out how you tell who's in charge of the ball. .

[Darn210]

but please go look at my latest reply in Mr. Moore's mini-bio thread......thought you might enjoy reading how I tortured my poor art teacher

Hmmmmmmm . . . I see that you tell him to restrict his sugar yet there is no mention of NUGGETS or SCOTTY DOGS . . .

[Darn210]

Laura, Sammy is getting so big!! and she looks so calm and mature in her photo!!!

SprueZee - love your wee crunchy tree and yer dingo dog posed so nicely - can't even see the duct tape holding it up.

[Jestgar]

Fun Christmas stuff

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[DingoGirl]

Pupper is a whopping 33 lbs, is about 4.5 months old, and still sweet as can be. Finally learned not to be terrified of the stairs. Still likes flip flops, expensive boots, and high heels (to chew, not to wear.) Loves peanut butter, cream cheese, and thinks that her treat of getting up on the bed (for naps) is wonderful. However, she is a bit (understatement of the year) rowdy in public - training classes will begin soon. Luckily, she's not "bad" - no biting, etc., just gets so excited and can't calm down. She just loves people and other dogs so much she can hardly stand it!

I love her!

Her excitement yeah....that takes a while, and lots of training

She DOES look deceptively calm and mature in her photo :lol:

Stinker's evil favorite game was, while we were leaving anywhere and getting in the car, to run, run, RUN away from me......then stop and stare with the most DEVILISH look on her face, poised to run again......I tried many approaches and methods to get her into the car, but off she would go - it was such a fun game for her Sometimes taking me as long as 30 minutes to get her in the car, and not kill her And oh, this went on until she was almost...two

Survived the panicked shoppers at the grocery store. It's really funny to see what people buy in anticipation of being snowed in (she says with a cart full of chips and gluten-free cookies). I saw one guy getting blocks of ice and I'm thinking "Dude, it's like, 20 degrees outside. What are you gonna do with ice??"

The junk food aisle was almost blocked with all the extra pop they brought in for the masses. Chatted with the delivery guy while trying to scale "Pepsi Peak" to get out and he said people always buy tons of it in bad weather. And he thought that was just fine

I got stuff to make all the candies I listed (anyone need a care package?) and Jules, honey, I got no need to rent any musicals. (Should I buy dreamgirls d'ya think?)

I haven't seen Mama Mia. Let me know if I need to get a copy next time I'm at Costco.

Love the sports talk. I can't even figure out how you tell who's in charge of the ball.

loved yer whole post Snowed in w/ treats and POP!!!!! and the descriptions of peeps at the store and their supplies

I WANNA BE SNOWED IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmmm . . . I see that you tell him to restrict his sugar yet there is no mention of NUGGETS or SCOTTY DOGS . . .

WHAT??????????

:lol:

No duct tape holdin' me crunchy tree up, gianknit - - just a five-pound weight now

[jerseyangel]

<--------- Weezee wishing you all a Merry Christmas ♥

Weeze and the Christmas tree I swear that dog knows just how to mug fer the camera

Pork BUTT--my crock pot policy is to remove all phat from any meat--including poultry when crock-potting. It's the phat that helps keep the meat tender in the oven, but in a crock pot, you don't need to worry bout that. It's true, as Em said, that any juices you get will be incorporated into the veggies. I've had good luck just removing all the outside fat.

but please go look at my latest reply in Mr. Moore's mini-bio thread......thought you might enjoy reading how I tortured my poor art teacher

Off to read this......

As for time element, a pressure cooker might be another option. You can make crockpot meals in a fraction of the time. Just a thought.

I've never used a pressure cooker, but my MIL makes some pretty succulent things in there--and in record time

She just loves people and other dogs so much she can hardly stand it!

What a little patootie

(anyone need a care package?)

Yes.

"Pepsi Peak"

Priorities......

[elye]

However, she is a bit (understatement of the year) rowdy in public - training classes will begin soon. Luckily, she's not "bad" - no biting, etc., just gets so excited and can't calm down. She just loves people and other dogs so much she can hardly stand it!

A typical, lovable, exciteable lab. Laura, Sammy looks absolutely beautiful in yer av. What a face.. . . ..!!

Soooozie's tree is crunchy!

Jess, you've got the snowed-in essentials - - to HELL with the candles, generator, bottled water - - it's chips and pop all the way. . . ...

[Jestgar]

Yes.

Do you eat dairy? I know the coconut fudge is out. Oh wait, Hubby eats anything, right?

(_{eeeexcellent. I can make even more things and send them away})

I used to stuff my neighbor full of tasty treats, but she's gone everything-tasty free too.

[jerseyangel]

Do you eat dairy? I know the coconut fudge is out. Oh wait, Hubby eats anything, right?

(_{eeeexcellent. I can make even more things and send them away})

I used to stuff my neighbor full of tasty treats, but she's gone everything-tasty free too.

Husband has a stomach of iron

I'm dairy and coconut free A distinct pain in the butt when it comes to treats

[DingoGirl]

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

<gleegleeandmoreglee>

you will NEVER guess who just called me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's a hint..........she's positively MAD

has a posh FIG fig candle for Christmas Day

She has a blanket called Tiger Pig

YES!!!!!!!! Our very own Nikerler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'twas a phree call, and I cannot TELL you the delight

I invited her - nay, ORDERED her - to come for frothy screwdrivers and carpet shampooing

somehow, she declined, the stinker

Um.......BTW...........she thought "A$$HAT" was pronounced "ASH-AT" :lol:

I said it aloud and she made me repeat it so, we're good

strongly recommend a chat w/ Nik - great phun

bye sillies!!!! shampooing must begin now - -

worst thing in the world - - no TV, radio, music, reading, sillies - - NOTHING - - just me dingo thoughts, as mentioned earlier THE HEINOUS BOREDOM OF IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥

[nikki-uk]

Send ALL the treats to me!!!!!!!!!!!

I will eat them !!!!!!

OMGAAAAAAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!, Just spoke on the phone to our Sooozle, she CRACKS me up!!!!!!!!!!! (the nutter)

So much is lost in text.....*giggle*.... I thought A$$HAT was pronounced 'ar$e - shat' *hee- hee* but in fact should be 'ar$e-HAT'

GAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: Sorry, didn't see Suzles post above!...boring y'all wiv the SAME info

Tel is on his xmas night out wiv his brother....he called to say some of the blokes would be coming back wiv him and would kip on the settee

Nothing like discovering a load of strange men asleep in yer living room on a Sunday morning , eh?!?!?!

More psillie cards arrived today!!!!! .....SO exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am starving....must EAT!!!!!..........

[Jestgar]

I'm dairy and coconut free A distinct pain in the butt when it comes to treats

oooh. a challenge.

I accept.

I will create some fabulous, decadent treat that Patti can eat with abandon.

sooo excited! This'll be fun.