The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Green12]

MIL: What, my dear, are you planning on making for our supper, Emily?

ME: Crock off!!!!

Bah ha hahahahaha!!!!!!

Em, you are really psychin yourself up for MIL's visit!!

Jess, mummy-in-law

Your crock concoction sounds yummy

Janet, I have not tried mixing the cheese with the egg. I don't see why it couldn't be done ...ya still might want to put a layer of cheese on top to have that melty crust action...dunno. I say try it and see what happens, but that's just me I like to experiement in the kitchen

[Darn210]

Ahhhhh......yesssss.......How about this:

MIL: What, my dear, are you planning on making for our supper, Emily?

ME: Crock off!!!!

Julie - I just wanted to check to see if you've done it before and knew it would be disasterous. Smack likes a chicken casserole that I make that has the cheese mixed in but he doesn't like cheese on a pizza or even the top layer of cheese in lasagne so I'll give the "mix in" a try. And it will totaly have crumbly bacon!!!

Have a crockin' good Christmas if I don't talk to y'all.

[nikki-uk]

Have a crockin' good Christmas if I don't talk to y'all.

...and you Gian-knit!!!!!! (Although I'm sure you'll be elbowing those relatives out of the way to get to the computer )

...house is like a chinese laundry today ....all systems GO.....washing machine, tumble dryers (kettles? )....ALL bedding must be done - and NO cellar or utility room in me wee house.....it's ALL happening in me kitchen

Some residual wrapping to be done ....and some baking (mince pies, sausage rolls) later

Already shattered as I stayed up to watch 'Love Actually' last night (♥ that film!)

EM!!!! What 'do' did yer go to?? (with yer posh dress tucked in yer knickers?)

JULES!!!!!!!! Yer casserole sounds truly SCRUMPTIOUS!!!!!!!!!

JESS, you still snowy???

...must get on.....Tel's doing brunch (bacon,eggs,mushrooms,tomatoes and gluten-free rolls )

[elye]

Mornin, Psillies!!

She made it. . .. . . . ...

Got in at 2:45 am.

Without her luggage .. . . . ....

[blueeyedmanda]

Kween Manda.....you must not let bossy cow get to you!

How did ya know we called her that

Morning sillies tis another phrigid morning. Tomorrow is Christmas Eve....I only work till 12. All I wanted to do was stay in bed this morning.

[jerseyangel]

MIL: What, my dear, are you planning on making for our supper, Emily?

ME: Crock off!!!!

Me mornin' sillie

Have a crockin' good Christmas if I don't talk to y'all.

Have a crockin' Christmas yerselph, Jan-it! Hope you're able to sneak on the computer once or twice to say hi!

...house is like a chinese laundry today ....all systems GO.....washing machine, tumble dryers (kettles? )....ALL bedding must be done - and NO cellar or utility room in me wee house.....it's ALL happening in me kitchen

Wow! Lot's happenin' over there!! Enjoy Tel's brunch--and pace yerselph!!

Mornin, Psillies!!

She made it. . .. . . . ...

Got in at 2:45 am.

Without her luggage .. . . . ....

But, dear......I'm sure you'll have something she can wear!

Be strong, Em

Morning sillies tis another phrigid morning.

Tis that!!

[Jestgar]

'Mornin' all.

Still cold and snowy, with the addition of a layer of ice (melted slightly yesterday). Lookin' for more snow tonight for the fab combo of snow/ice/snow on the roads. I need to brave the roads today, but then camping in until it thaws.

I still don't mind. It's such a rare occurrence I don't see any reason to not enjoy it.

And I haven't gone to work since Thursday

M, post pics of MIL wrapped in poodles to keep warm.

[elye]

M, post pics of MIL wrapped in poodles to keep warm.

Um.....she is very tall (five ten, probably), and quite formidable.....big, not phat.

Hell, I ain't got nuttin' she could wear. Perhaps Will does. She could don his undies, socks, jeans and golf shirts for the short term.... . . . now THIS would be a pic.

[jerseyangel]

Hee! Em, remember last year when your MIL visited and you "whispered" to us? Don't know what made me think of that, but it cracked me up! This year, you could wear gloves and she wouldn't even know you were typing

[blueeyedmanda]

And I haven't gone to work since Thursday

I wish I was at your house.....we just have the bone chilling cold no snow and *knock on wood* no ice!!!

[elye]

Hee! Em, remember last year when your MIL visited and you "whispered" to us? Don't know what made me think of that, but it cracked me up! This year, you could wear gloves and she wouldn't even know you were typing

Gawd, I forgot all about that. Yes, there's nothing quite like having a guest in your house, all the time, for a long stretch.

She's taken my car out to do some last-minute shopping.

I dunno if I've told you all about her driving life. . . . . ..

In her lifetime, she has run over at least one person, and their old family dog a number of years ago.

She had Will's car out while she was staying here with the kids, and we noticed when we returned that the driver-side mirror was gone.

She ran over DD's bike in the garage, crushing the frame.

Last winter, she managed to break off the windshield wiper arm on my car. . . . um, not sure how. . . . . ...

So... ...we'll see how she manages today. . . . . ....... . .

[psawyer]

Geeze, Em, she sounds like a one-woman wrecking crew!

Just a quick visit. Later!

[blueeyedmanda]

Gawd, I forgot all about that. Yes, there's nothing quite like having a guest in your house, all the time, for a long stretch.

She's taken my car out to do some last-minute shopping.

I dunno if I've told you all about her driving life. . . . . ..

In her lifetime, she has run over at least one person, and their old family dog a number of years ago.

She had Will's car out while she was staying here with the kids, and we noticed when we returned that the driver-side mirror was gone.

She ran over DD's bike in the garage, crushing the frame.

Last winter, she managed to break off the windshield wiper arm on my car. . . . um, not sure how. . . . . ...

So... ...we'll see how she manages today. . . . . ....... . .

OMG this should not be funny to me....but I am laughing!

Guy my sister Tammy is having a girl!!!

[nikki-uk]

Gawd, I forgot all about that. Yes, there's nothing quite like having a guest in your house, all the time, for a long stretch.

She's taken my car out to do some last-minute shopping.

I dunno if I've told you all about her driving life. . . . . ..

In her lifetime, she has run over at least one person, and their old family dog a number of years ago.

She had Will's car out while she was staying here with the kids, and we noticed when we returned that the driver-side mirror was gone.

She ran over DD's bike in the garage, crushing the frame.

Last winter, she managed to break off the windshield wiper arm on my car. . . . um, not sure how. . . . . ...

So... ...we'll see how she manages today. . . . . ....... . .

*SNOOOOORT*

...bless her

[tom]

So Jules .. . .AFA fan?? . ...pilots in the family?

Bevel said CACKLEEVILLY

I wanna move to Snackleborough.

DA BEARS!!!!

^DA BEARS!!

Play awful but win in overtime woohoo!!

All we need now is for the NY Giants to TRY next wk w/ nothing at stake. They'll beat the Vikes, Bears beat Texans to win the Division!!!! <double w00t!>

OMG.....had a big, long post at the ready, and it just.....POOF........disappeared.. . ... .

Aaaarrrrgh!!! We haven't seen much of that lately. No <cntl>Z or Magic Triangle eh?

The news just said that the last time we had this much snow was 1861

WooHoo!!

Stats like this always make me wonder just how much time pioneers spent accurately recording weather phenomena ... .

But yay for Jess' snowy fun!

"Get Crockin'" & "Crock Off!"

..... but he doesn't like cheese on a pizza or even the top layer of cheese in lasagne . ..

<drooling ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh> That top lasagne layer is as good as cheese gets . . .<drool>

. .. .. This year, you could wear gloves and she wouldn't even know you were typing

Em's MIL is a hazard on the road!!

Ummmmmm . . ...no explanation offered last year on the missing mirror???

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd

What's a Chesmus?

[flourgirl]

Dysfunctional Christmas Carols

Some of my all time faves

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

----I can't Find My Way Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Christmas tree lights, can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jing le Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

[flourgirl]

Gawd, I forgot all about that. Yes, there's nothing quite like having a guest in your house, all the time, for a long stretch.

She's taken my car out to do some last-minute shopping.

I dunno if I've told you all about her driving life. . . . . ..

In her lifetime, she has run over at least one person, and their old family dog a number of years ago.

She had Will's car out while she was staying here with the kids, and we noticed when we returned that the driver-side mirror was gone.

She ran over DD's bike in the garage, crushing the frame.

Last winter, she managed to break off the windshield wiper arm on my car. . . . um, not sure how. . . . . ...

So... ...we'll see how she manages today. . . . . ....... . .

No, it's not funny....but.....heeheeehheeehhheeeee

Sounds a lot like my own mother. The thought of her behind the wheel petrifies us! She kept insisting last year that she could drive here to visit (about 9 hours), but me sister convinced her to wait till after the cataract surgery

Can't help but wonder which car part is due to disappear this year...perhaps a whole door....the hood?<:snickerbehindthehandface:>

[elye]

Em's MIL is a hazard on the road!!

Could this perhaps be the largest understatement of 2008? Perhaps of the decade?

Ummmmmm . . ...no explanation offered last year on the missing mirror???

No explanation . . . .she's such a bad driver that DH remains convinced she doesn't even realize when she smashes into or runs over things/individuals.... . ..she would have immediately told us what had happened, the theory goes, if she'd realized what she had done. She never mentioned it to us, so we just quietly paid for the body work.

...A slight bone of contention, here .. .. ... . . .

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd

What's a Chesmus?

Hmmmm . .... . . .. those fings ya roast o'er that open phire?

[elye]

Dysfunctional Christmas Carols

Some of my all time faves

All of them!! Most excellent, Tahreeeeesuh!

[nikki-uk]

Dysfunctional Christmas Carols

Most excellent Tel!!

Hmmmm . .... . . .. those fings ya roast o'er that open phire?

OH! Chestnuts (chesmus?)

Chest+nuts just about sums up ALL we talk about here

I SEE LEEEEESAH!!!!!!

[elye]

YAY!!!! Tammy's having a girl!! Sugar and spice and all. . . . ....

When is she due, Amanda?

[curlyfries]

Thanks Tarreighhsahhh for the Christmas funny! Nothing like a little disfunctionality at Christmas to cheer a person up I sent this to my DD, as she can probably identify with some of this.......she will laugh her arse off, I'm sure!

Em.....perhaps yer MIL is narcoleptic? ......My DD once knocked off her passenger side mirror when she fell asleep at the wheel. She thought she hit a mailbox when she went off the road, but when revisiting the scene, could find no evidence of what happened.

OOOH!........we need a Christmas carol for narcolepsy! Got no sillie meself, so help me out somebody!

[curlyfries]

I SEE LEEEEESAH!!!!!!

[jerseyangel]

Geeze, Em, she sounds like a one-woman wrecking crew!

Yeah, boy!, I was thinking the same thing!

Guy my sister Tammy is having a girl!!!

How nice

Dysfunctional Christmas Carols

Hee!

[elye]

All right. . . . . . ...who here knows the intricacies of cars?

Took my car out to get gas, circling the car before I got in to check for both mirrors (accounted for), antenna (present, and NOT bent), fenders, doors, etc. Everything is there and unscratched. I pray a li'l thank you as I get in and start it up.

The windshield wipers are both there, and functioning.

The gear shift moves well, as always.

I'm thinking, wow, it's all good!

I start out. Get on the main road.

The radio does not work.

What in hell??

How could this be broken?? HOW? HOW'D SHE DO IT??

Perhaps a coincidence - -a fuse suddenly blown.

I just don't get it!