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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel


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GottaSki Mentor

plan b...soak your feet in a big bowl of hot water.


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Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular

Hang in there shadow, just a few days to go :)

shadowicewolf Proficient

Oh i know... its just i'm sooo tired.

mommida Enthusiast

Good Lord! My husbnd and daughter are in the kitchen making me a birthday cake. A lot of laughing going on, I am getting a little worried. Please be edible!

GottaSki Mentor

Good Lord! My husbnd and daughter are in the kitchen making me a birthday cake. A lot of laughing going on, I am getting a little worried. Please be edible!

My husband added bacon to one of our sinful chocolate cake with fudge frosting -- I thought it would be awful - but then it was bacon ;)

jerseyangel Proficient

Good Lord! My husbnd and daughter are in the kitchen making me a birthday cake. A lot of laughing going on, I am getting a little worried. Please be edible!

I bet it will be delicious :)

Happy Birthday!

Jestgar Rising Star

Good Lord! My husbnd and daughter are in the kitchen making me a birthday cake. A lot of laughing going on, I am getting a little worried. Please be edible!

aw man. Now I want cake. :(:angry:


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jerseyangel Proficient

aw man. Now I want cake. :(:angry:

I know, right??? lol!

elye Community Regular

...Actually, I kinda want bacon now...

Jestgar Rising Star

As was pointed out, cake and bacon apparently go very well together. And Leeezuh's hubster knows how to mix them.

Jestgar Rising Star

I have poured all my blackberry flavored vodka into bottles. The detritus from the fruit leather was tasteless once the vodka was removed, so I chucked it, but now I have a jar of whole tasty vodka soaked blackberries to deal with. And I forgot to get ice cream today.

hhmm

jerseyangel Proficient

I'd do cake and bacon....

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Cake and bacon has to be our new official euphemism for sex. It's just

too good, hahahaha!

VydorScope Proficient

Research paper submitted... its not even due for another 90 minutes! I figure I can spend the next 90 mins stressing over if I got every comma right, to maybe get one or 2 more points out of my grade... or I can submit and go read a book. HMMMMM Tough call... NOT. :D

shadowicewolf Proficient

Guess who's getting no sleep tonight? i have to finish up a paper, prepare for an inclass essay tommorow at 8am, and study for a history final that i have no real clue what'll be on.... ugh...

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

If it makes you feel any better, I haven't been sleeping either.

Karen, can I get a little stumbly zombie emoticon? :angry:

shadowicewolf Proficient

no sleep (3 hours maybe?) and i made myself get up an hour earlier.... and its -8 outside right now with the wind... which means my apartment was cold when i got up.... ugh...

kareng Grand Master

If it makes you feel any better, I haven't been sleeping either.

Karen, can I get a little stumbly zombie emoticon? :angry:

Maybe this guy?

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Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular

You guys are outrageous :)

If we are doing requests, how about a turkey doing backflips?? :o

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Maybe this guy?

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Yeah, he seems about right! I'm going on a week of three hours a night,

don't you get too tired to wake up anymore at some point? What the crap....

PTSD sucks.

Shadow! Send me some of your homework! That'll put me to sleep, lol :lol:

kareng Grand Master

You guys are outrageous :)

If we are doing requests, how about a turkey doing backflips?? :o

This is as close as I could find

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular

This is as close as I could find

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

That's for the zombie to eat!!!

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular

I have actually fallen on the floor laughing.

King ptaum, surely this must deserve an honorary title a least?

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

I am glad I didn't request some of the things that went through my head :o

kareng Grand Master

I have actually fallen on the floor laughing.

King ptaum, surely this must deserve an honorary title a least?

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

I am glad I didn't request some of the things that went through my head :o

He actually tries a back-flip, but, unfortunately, turkeys are anatomically unable to back-flip.

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Perhaps I could be a knight?

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GottaSki Mentor

I have poured all my blackberry flavored vodka into bottles. The detritus from the fruit leather was tasteless once the vodka was removed, so I chucked it, but now I have a jar of whole tasty vodka soaked blackberries to deal with. And I forgot to get ice cream today.

hhmm

Y-u-m!!!

I must try this very soon :)

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