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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I've decided something....

Rice chex is far more superior to corn chex....

I mean its okay and doesn't bug me but.... i don't know how to explain it... Or perhaps its just a preference after only eating the rice variety for the past year and a half...

We actually like the corn better. But when stomachs have been sick, Rice Chex is the first food choice of my gluten eaters.

Aren't you done with school? When are you going home? My hub flew to Denver this morning and J picked him up & they are in Avon/ Beaver Creek to ski a few days before driving back.

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Daring doctors delve deeply, discovering diseased duodenae, distorted ducts and diverticulosis; don't doubt diagnosis!!!

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It has been a long time since this topic was active, but there may be a silly resurrection in the wind. 

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shadowicewolf Proficient
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I'm going home on monday. :)

Classes are over, my last final was done on wednesday. Now its the wait for the grades :blink::lol:

GottaSki Mentor
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lmao -- great one K :)

ButterflyChaser Enthusiast
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You have to catch them on the Internet and then turn them loose here.

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I snorted in my tea :)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I snorted in my tea :)

First rule of Psillie Thread ---- put down the drink before reading!

Legal disclaimer: Celiac dot com is not responsible for any computer, office furniture or other damages caused by the exhalation of beverages or food products ( gluten-free or otherwise) when reading the Psillie Thread.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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I snorted in my tea :)

You and IrishHeart should get together and discuss this problem. She has solved it by depositing the tea in the computer or keyboard, or both. You may be more adept?? :rolleyes::D

ButterflyChaser Enthusiast
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I doubt it. Last time my mac was on repair they asked me if I'd ever spilled anything on the keyboard.

I gainsaid. And fluttered my eye-lashes.

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mushroom Proficient
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I doubt it. Last time my mac was on repair they asked me if I'd ever spilled anything on the keyboard.

I gainsaid. And fluttered my eye-lashes.

Been there, done that; fixed on warranty :D

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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re: gift

Random rubber object found in hottube.

shadowicewolf Proficient
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Oh dear :ph34r:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Oh dear :ph34r:

Indeed :unsure:

shadowicewolf Proficient
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that was strange :blink:

Someone just knocked on my door.

GottaSki Mentor
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Random embibbed collegiate.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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that was strange :blink:

Someone just knocked on my door.

Did you see who?

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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Yes, i didn't open it though. Nobody I knew and it was after 10pm sooo :(

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular
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Unpronouncable liquiors from overseas in bright colors in odd shaped bottles :o

GFinDC Veteran
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Yes, i didn't open it though. Nobody I knew and it was after 10pm sooo :(

Maybe they were there to drop off some bugs..

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Or maybe the wasps are getting bigger and more adventurous :o

Jestgar Rising Star
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If you ask who's there, and you hear "land shark" -- DON"T ANSWER!

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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shhh.... i haven't seen any bugs since that major freeing we had (below 0) :ph34r:

Generally, if its not someone i know personally or an RA at that time of night, I don't open the door.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
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If you ask who's there, and you hear "land shark" -- DON"T ANSWER!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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I just put my coffee cake thing in the oven. :lol: I was good i didn't eat any of the batter (used to do this alot as a child), but i did take a few bites of the crumble on top (rice flour, brown sugar, and butter). I had to make sure it would come out right :) I may post a picture on here when its done :lol:

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I just put my coffee cake thing in the oven. :lol: I was good i didn't eat any of the batter (used to do this alot as a child), but i did take a few bites of the crumble on top (rice flour, brown sugar, and butter). I had to make sure it would come out right :) I may post a picture on here when its done :lol:

Way to go Shadow....should be smelling heavenly there in a few minutes :)

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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Way to go Shadow....should be smelling heavenly there in a few minutes :)

I don't doubt it will be :)

Oh i can't wait. I haven't had something with a crumbly stuffs on top since before i went gluten free. Muffins and coffee cakes of this nature used to be my all time favorite before then too. Granted, the crumbles are a bit smaller than what the recipie i followed said (gluteny one) but it should come out fine :)

ButterflyChaser Enthusiast
ButterflyChaser
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Make sure you post the recipe! :)

I went to the supermarket to buy a bar of Michel Cluziel chocolate. A random gentleman in coat, shades, and hat screams at me in the aisle: "where's the mayonese???"

I jerk, and falter "It's, uh, erm, I think, maybe that way... I... I... I don't know, I never bought mayonese!"

"Oh, don't bother. I thought you worked here."

I work in a market wearing (runner's)training gear? :blink: People are weird.

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