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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel

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VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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I know y'all in sunny spots need this:

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mushroom
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Daring doctors delve deeply, discovering diseased duodenae, distorted ducts and diverticulosis; don't doubt diagnosis!!!

psawyer
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It has been a long time since this topic was active, but there may be a silly resurrection in the wind. 

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I'm back!

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Jestgar Rising Star
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Try this site

http://rivarola.free.fr/humour/wrappers/raidoree.html

elye Community Regular
elye
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:lol:   :lol:   :lol:

VydorScope Proficient
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Is that what was found in the hottube? :P

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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Thank you Loey, that's amazing! :wub:

 

Vydor - that story is fantastic, and now I finally have a morally upright justification for my caffeine addiction. YAY! I would also add "coffee" to the survival grocery list :)

 

So... one of my hobbies is upsetting social expectations on dating websites (it started off as a joke, but I'm often considering making this into a writing project). Now, this morning I saw a loser writing this about himself:

 

"Food: The most important activity is eating. I love food. I don't date vegans, vegetarians, or people on a gluten-free diet."

 

What the effn' effe? :angry:  I wonder why you are single *facepalm*....

 

If any member of the celiac community would like to convey to this... thing... their sentiments, feel free to post your mind here.

 

I LOVE what you're doing on the web site. I also think it would be a fascinating paper to read. Since I haven't dated in 24 years I can only imagine what it must be like to find a soulmate in this day and age and on top of it to be gluten-free. I lucked out big time with DH but I'm married not dead (phew) so thank you young, brave one(s) for giving me a way to live vicariously "through the looking glass."

 

Love,

"Alice"

Loey Rising Star
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Very Funny video! Hope this link is all right with our dear moderators:

 

 

 

 

Jestgar Rising Star
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elye Community Regular
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OMG.. . . ....  :lol:  :lol:   .. .....I'm just wrestling with the thought that I would either love to meet the person who is organizing this party, or I wouldn't want to be anywhere near him/her....ever....

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I think I want them as my neighbors.  I bet they'd be fun to watch all the time.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I think I want them as my neighbors.  I bet they'd be fun to watch all the time.

They would put hats on your chickens and give them train rides!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Look at google today.  They have a picture about Scott Adams.  Click on the "guide" and it makes little noises.

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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Look at google today.  They have a picture about Scott Adams.  Click on the "guide" and it makes little noises.

Not SCOTT Adams - he writes Dilbert. The Google is honoring DOUGLAS Adams who write "The Hitchhikers Guide" and other fine books. :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Not SCOTT Adams - he writes Dilbert. The Google is honoring DOUGLAS Adams who write "The Hitchhikers Guide" and other fine books. :P

Right! I know that!

Can I put it down to trying to do too many things at once?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I love the google doodles

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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Not SCOTT Adams - he writes Dilbert. The Google is honoring DOUGLAS Adams who write "The Hitchhikers Guide" and other fine books. :P

 

Hitchhikers Guide is one of my all tme favorites. Also Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. And let me save the best for last. A wonderful series of books that I believe you wrote. I'm so enjoying reading them for the 2nd time!

 

Right! I know that!

Can I put it down to trying to do too many things at once?

 

Kareng you wouldn't be wonderful you if you weren't trying to do too many things at once. You're our great multi-tasker and we love you!!!!

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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This has been going around for a while now, but still love it.

 

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Great wisdom from a great man!

elye Community Regular
elye
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:rolleyes:   :rolleyes:

 

:lol:   :lol:

shadowicewolf Proficient
shadowicewolf
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Sunny... sunny... sunny... I want my snow back.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Sunny... sunny... sunny... I want my snow back.

:angry:  :angry: 
JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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:angry:  :angry:

What he said.

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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Sunny... sunny... sunny... I want my snow back.

Yes!

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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Saturday morning here... today we start recording for the Living Cross! 25 years this play has been running, and it gets larger ever year. Cast of around 200, plus crew, directors and etc! I will be on camera this year. in the past I have been on stage, but I like being behind the lens better. We will record the whole thing over the next few days, so that opening night we can sell DVD copies. From now till Easter hectic nature of life just exploded all over the place.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Wow, sounds like a marvelous project, Vyncegnht! It would be great if you could put a clip or two of it onto youtube, for us ALL ta see....  :)

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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Saturday morning here... today we start recording for the Living Cross! 25 years this play has been running, and it gets larger ever year. Cast of around 200, plus crew, directors and etc! I will be on camera this year. in the past I have been on stage, but I like being behind the lens better. We will record the whole thing over the next few days, so that opening night we can sell DVD copies. From now till Easter hectic nature of life just exploded all over the place.

 

As always you continue to accomplish more in a 24 hour period than anyone I know. I agree about posting a clip for your biggest fans (us psillies of course).

 

Hugs,

Loey

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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Wow, sounds like a marvelous project, Vyncegnht! It would be great if you could put a clip or two of it onto youtube, for us ALL ta see....  :)

 

 

Thanks! I was on stage for several years, but I prefer my new spot of behind the camera now. Kristi will be on stage though. :)

 

I will be posting random pictures to my Flikr account. Here is one from this morning:

 

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Not sure if I am allowed to post clips or not....

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