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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel

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Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular
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Hale kirwean karreenn

Ah, kake.

(Must admit I hid for a few posts....)

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Jestgar Rising Star
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Hale kirwean karreenn

Ah, kake.

(Must admit I hid for a few posts....)

At least you came out for Kake

kareng Grand Master
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***********************ALL HAIL KWEEEEN KHERRIGHNNE!!!!***************************

 

I think we shouldn't just MARCH against Monsanto...we should organize an anti-Monsanto PARADE! We have quite a history of that in Psillyville..... :D

 

 

Yes!  Call forth The Royal Yeti to lead the parade!

kareng Grand Master
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Ah, kake.

 

This pleases The Queen! 

 

Another Royal Proclamation:

 

Hence forth, to honor The Royal Queen Karen, ' cake" shall hence forth be spelled as "Kake".

Jestgar Rising Star
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Took the turks out foraging in the front yard today.  They was askeert, but it got more fun when they found the frog.

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Hoping everyone in the Oklahoma city area is okay...

Lisa Mentor
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Took the turks out foraging in the front yard today.  They was askeert, but it got more fun when they found the frog.

...did they forage on the frog?  Ew

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Loey Rising Star
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First and foremost all Hail Kween Care-n! I am so glad you went with let "us" eat gluten-free cake rather than off with "our" heads!!! 

 

My thoughts and prayers go out to all of you suffering from the horrific natural disasters hitting the mid-west and the wildfires in the west. I pray that you and your loved ones are all safe!

 

Superman worked from home yesterday and today is his first day going in to work. He had to go to Boston. Got up at 4:00 AM, left by 5:30 and was due at work at 7:30 AM. I got up to make him coffee but fell asleep on the couch before it was finished. This is our new normal. DS is home this week so it's a nice transition for me (even though he gave me the flu). 

 

Still trying to find a fitting quote to put on Shroomie's page. She was the best and deserves nothing less. I'm not used to being speechless.

 

 

Love you all dearly,

Loey

Jestgar Rising Star
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...did they forage on the frog?  Ew

Well, yes, but it was a small tree frog so the ending was relatively quick.

 

Turks are great hunters and stalk their prey carefully.  Hysterical to see them stalking the cats.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
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Yes!  Call forth The Royal Yeti to lead the parade!

Can we get him one of those little buggies like the Shriners

drive around on? He has a bad back..... :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Can we get him one of those little buggies like the Shriners

drive around on? He has a bad back..... :rolleyes:

 

 

Maybe a little clown car & 20 psillies inside!

 

Everyone wear your deodorant and brush your teeth!

Jestgar Rising Star
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And if you bring a snack, be sure to bring enough to share.

jerseyangel Proficient
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Woo hoo!! A royal psillie parade!!

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Can the turks be in it?  The chickens aren't interested, but turkeys love to strut.

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular
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Just let me make sure I have this, I need to make sure I don't smell, in order not to offend a yeti, and I need to bring enough kake to keep it happy?

jerseyangel Proficient
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Struttin' turkeys, kake, good hygiene.....this is setting up to be a rip-snorter!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Just let me make sure I have this, I need to make sure I don't smell, in order not to offend a yeti, and I need to bring enough kake to keep it happy?

 

 

I was worried more about stinky people offending each other in the clown car.  But yes, you must bring enough gluten-free cake to keep the Yeti and the Queen happy.  One of us might eat you if we don't have enough cake! 

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
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Yeah, the yeti won't mind about the smell :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Actually, if you could offend the yeti, that might be worth a position in the royal court.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Can we get him one of those little buggies like the Shriners

drive around on? He has a bad back..... :rolleyes:

 

I think he's been getting it worked on -- some acupuncturist, trying to get those li'l needles through all that hair....

 

Maybe a little clown car & 20 psillies inside!

 

Everyone wear your deodorant and brush your teeth!

Um, guys......that yeti will NOT let anyone put deoderant on him. Too much hair in his armpits, anyways......but actually, he doesn't really stink when he's hot -- just a smell like a wet carpet....

 

And if you bring a snack, be sure to bring enough to share.

Well, bring enough for the yeti. He'll just rip the food right outta yer hands, or mouth, if he's hungry enough....

Jestgar Rising Star
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What was that glitter debacle with braided yeti hair?  Anyone remember that?

jerseyangel Proficient
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What was that glitter debacle with braided yeti hair? Anyone remember that?

I wanna say Kim was the glitter lady. Drawing a complete blank on her screen name.

Where are our historians? We need someone to go back <shudder> and dig up some of these gems.

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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Woo hoo!! A royal psillie parade!!

 

I think we could all use a psillies parade! With Kween Care-ng atop the biggest float (or on top of the clown car)   :D

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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I wanna say Kim was the glitter lady. Drawing a complete blank on her screen name.

Where are our historians? We need someone to go back <shudder> and dig up some of these gems.

Perhaps you are thinking of NoGluGirl?
jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Perhaps you are thinking of NoGluGirl?

Thanks, Oracle PeOte-- that's her!! In charge of sparkles, confetti and the like.

The phunny thing is that she is a friend on FB, so I knew her real name but could not think of her name here. Haven't seen her much of late, though...

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