TheDave

Should've taken a nice big sweaty picture from last night of you and posted it for everyone's viewing pleasure....

BTW, I sucked at rock climbing! Rachel went to the top (60') the first try...then again....and again....sucker!

F5 again....

The Dave is up to no good again...causing trouble in Rachelville.

He took my old pic and was using it as his avatar!!!!

Angel was explaining how to do this a few pages back....I guess The Dave was paying attention.

Who are you imposter!, I'm the real Rachel!

OMG!!!!!

You better FIX this!!!!

ROFLMAO....I'm gonna hafta go find Angel on her island outside of R-ville...shes so gonna pay for teaching you this neat little trick.

I think I'll leave it for a while and get some fun pm's.....

We'd need a new picture sans glasses and hat to be able to tell.

F5

Drive by.....

<--------- Am I pretty or what?

So we need to get Michelle on here to tell us the rest huh. Where is she?

Hey Rachel, can you get the said Michelle on here? Dave was at her store once so you must know her.

Now Michelle on here would be funny....

You're one of the reason we had to change our rules.....not to mention the spouses or friends or significant others of other members on the board.

Hi Bill! If he wants a job, just let us know.

Love the new pic!

I'll let you in on a secret, its not the first time I've been the cause of rules changing

However usually its stricter enforcement, not less

Hi everyone!

Today is the big day I've been talking about for weeks...going Rock Climbing....a little nervous about it though. Hope I dont hurt myself. Oh yeah...hope I dont hurt The Dave either.

I do still know how to backward skate and I can still "rex"....which is my favorite. Anyone know what "rexing" is??

This is way out of left field....but is it organized or competitive rollerskating to dance music; aka roller disco

Mysteriousness???

Puleeeeeze

Woman please

He's not lying...he does Rachel the heck out of his shirts. He was telling me last night how scary it was for him when his favorite shirts were being discontinued. He totally Racheled them....traveled to every Nordstrom trying to get as many as he could.

If its not Michelle, you're gonna tell someone about what I tell ya huh? haha

ROFL

Nooooooo....I meant to say that I take off the "skirt thingy" and then put on Jeans!!

Shheeeesh...

hmm....mmmmmhmmmmm

My favorite jeans are Abercrombie....love love love them!! Especially the ones with the holes in em!

And of course the jeans wouldn't look cool if they didn't have an Abercrombie sweater/t-shirt wrapped around the waist.....

"Friends".....ok....my favorite is Phoebe and then Joey. They both crack me up...Ross cracks me up too though....hmmmm....its so hard to pick. I gotta say Phoebe though....for sure.

smelly cat...smelly cat....

Pheobe is the one person from the show I could live without.....

Dave is Rachels friend not boss.

Good answer, precisely what I was about to say......

I have also been wondering the same thing!! Thanks for asking. I thought maybe he was just the town hunk that the girls swoon over Seems that all the girls on here really LOVE when he shows up online. They all rush to their computers........ha Is the Dave gluten free?

Must find out more about this secret agent man

can I get a "ohhhh gaaaaawd" over here please..... not even close to being accurate!

Nope the Dave is NOT gluten free. He must go through the decontamination chamber whenever he visits.

Just had some awesome gluten like 5 mins ago

Well that that DEFINATELY takes him out of the running for "town hottie" No gluten eaters can be my poster boy.

-Jessica

ROFL

Molly, I heard about that summer "homework" thing. So glad I am finished with school, it will go really fast so enjoy every minute of it

Dave, hi there! My favorite character is probably Ugly Naked Guy...no JK!!! Joey is my favorite, then probably Chandler.

Chandler is def. one of my favs, Ross is pretty funny too though.... It's hard to pick one favorite because they play off each other so well, the whole group is funny.

joey and pheobe

I dont like Phoebe

I'm also a "Friends" fan.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen was the one where Ross wore leather pants on a date. He was in the bathroom trying to get them back on--trying everything including shaking powder all over himself.

jayhawkmom--Your picture is great! Glad you're sticking around

Andrea--I'm going back now and look closer at you new picture--see who's who!

That one was funny, and the teeth whitening as mentioned already....hmm, remember when they poked ugly naked guy to see if he was still alive? Hmm, or when Chandler took a bath (with Monica's salts/candles)? That one was hilarious. Move the boat, move the boat!

How does one become a part of Rachelville??????

Just like that! Welcome to the 'ville

Application is on page one. I need to go back and edit, since we have gluten members. Need to add the gluten decontamination chamber rules.

Julie if you didn't see my response to you, it's at the bottom of the last page.

Damn gluteners! argh! (imagine the pirate costume)

Aren't pants the most annoying thing!? I try and find a brand that fits, and Rachel it!!!

Yea I Rachel pants/shirts/brands too, gotta find the ones that are comfy!

as soon as the "session" started it was off with the "skirt thingy"

hmm, you set yourself up for this one....did nobody else notice it? I didn't think you were that easy

Yeah...I Rachel the heck out of pants that fit me nowadays!!

And shirts/hats, etc.

what about when the brand that fits is Guess and the jeans are $150?????

Or Seven's, Diesel's, True Religion, Chip and Pepper, Citizens of Humanity... the $200 jeans crisis is crazy!

Just spent a few (haha) minutes reading this. I love this site and all the communication. I am so glad I found this place and Rachelville seems like an awesome place.

Welcome to the 'ville!

Dave I see you. Good morning.

G'morning Andrea!

Now I better get outta here before Rachel gets on for her lunch hour ....talk to everyone later, have a good day!

HAH HA You said doodie

And, what else did you find????? Huh????? What?????

That's me, full of support for my fellow NorCalifornians, lol.

Jessica

I am a HUGE "Friends" fan Dave

Cool, we'll have to go back and forth then....I am a big fan also.

i have seen every friends episode at least 3 times, and have them all on DVD, my sister is OBSESSED with friends.

Same here.... favorite character?

Dave,

Why you always sneaking around at night?

It's part of my mysteriousness

yes, right, you have time Rachel for arms to heal.....remember it's your FOREARMS that will be blown out from climbing and belaying the "ogre"

Hey, its only funny when I make fun of myself

Off topic...well, but what isn't off topic here .....does anyone do any catalog/internet ordering?? If so what are your favorite companies/sites??

I love zappos.com, finish line, lands end, old navy, j crew, victoria's secret, and amazon .com, to name a few.

Hmm, J Crew, Nordstrom, Banana Republic are the main ones, and you can find some fun stuff @ www.smartbargains.com or www.overstock.com or www.bluefly.com

OMG.....LOVE them!!!

OK...my dork meter went off the charts a long time ago so I'm not really gonna concern myself with that.

Susan...are you saying you wouldnt wanna hang out with me and Julie....watching Grease 2 and ice skating shows??? What are you THINKING??? It would be a blast....

Ok...well maybe I would think I'd died and gone to hell too if I wasnt an ex-skater. Thats the only reason I like it.

However, I didnt skate on the ice...I was a roller skater.

Yes, I did this competetively....wore the same skirt type outfits the ice skaters wear....I had a partner too. It was basically the same except when I fell I didnt freeze my butt off.

Ooooh...maybe one day I'll change my avatar to an old pic of me in my roller skating days.

That one would stay up for about 5 minutes....

I did not know you were a skater! How has this not come up before.....hmm, we'll talk later, must see pictures of this ROFL!

Ummmm...H-E-L-L-O....

If you were actually reading the epic thread...and not just skimming, looking for juicy tid-bits of info to use against me....you would have seen that we've already discovered the secret behind multiple emoticons. Its old news!

Thanks to Vincent.

Rachel, who knew we had so many similarities, and nerdy and dorky ones at that

I loved to go roller skating with all my friends, that was the cool thing to do in the late 70s, early 80s, go to Skate City and go around and round in a circle while Bonnie TYler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" blared on the loud speaker

Good times!!!

We have to see that picture of you from your roller skating days, I do believe that tops the purple dress and heels

Oh no, there's two of them! ahhhh!

Ha, I'm 5'3" and CAN'T wear petities...high rise and, er, um, uncomfortable in a certain area, lol.

Dave, nice to see that you're not a complete town idiot.....you're still smart enough to find the town

Thanks, I guess And in case you didn't know, I found more than this new town

It's good to see you found us Dave.

Rachel,

Why do I think his bark is worse then his bite? Afterall he didn't say anything about the orange jug.

and....

I bite as hard as loud as I bark! haha... I did say something about the jug..... she had to explain how she carried it out to the car without me or anyone else noticing the gallon jug!

Yeah....I will need at least 6 weeks after carrying the alien baby around for 4 years!!

I would grant you a permanent leave if you told me you were having an alien baby!

Oh...he brought up the orange jug thing too. I went back into the pages of the OMG thread last night.....never a good thing going back. I was lost in the thread for awhile but eventually found some stuff. OMG....I should not be held accountable for things I said while under the influence of sweet potatoes and yams!

excuses

LMAO!!

As a matter of fact I think its a GREAT job for the town idiot!!

I know he'll be really excited about it too!

Andrea...Can you add this to The Dave's job list?? He will be the towns poop hauler.

Kind of a punishment for going back into the pages of the OMG thread....

BS! using your presidential powers to make me pickup the doo doo?

I can't wiat to see his response to this I hope he visits Rachelville tonight.

Rachel consider it done.

Dave (The): Town Idiot with the side job of keeping the tumbleweeds at bay; Rule Breaker; Construction Worker; Firefighter; Town Handler of Natural Fertilizer for the Gardens

Do you know I was only in the 'ville for like 4 days....then dissappeared, and I'm still made fun of more than anyone else? Whoa! At least I bring humor (with me or at me) to the group

Hmmmm, maybe you should help out Dave with his duties.

Any F-R-I-E-N-D-S fans? The one where Chandler has the interview, and his future employer asks about his duties. Chandler explains how he almost cracked up in the interview because his new boss was asking about his "doodies"...ok I'm a freak...I know

Yes this should be a decree...anyone who goes back should incur punishment, lol. (Okay, maybe only TheDave!)

Thanks for the support....I'd expect more from a fellow NorCalifornian!

OMG julie!!

I LOVE Grease 2!! I think I saw if first before I ever saw Grease....I loved it...have seen it too many times to count. I probably know it by heart. Because I saw it first, I never really liked the original Grease half as much. Nobody else gets this!! Everyone looks at me like I'm off my rocker cuz I like the one with Michelle Pfiefer better.....sue me!

The songs you named arent my favs though...I liked "I'll be Your Girl For All Seasons", "Cool Rider" and the one at the end...when they're at the luau....cant think of it right now.

Slacker, the 1st was so much better than the 2nd! Everyone knows sequels are just desperate attempts for more $$$. What are you thinking?

Oh....and for the technical side....since everyone can now do multiple quotes....let's see who can figure out how to bypass the "too many emotions rule". This reply has 45

I missed the lab lady who thought I was like 10 and was so gentle and kind....she gave me a lollipop and a barbie sticker.

You do look like you're 10 huh? Never really realized it....

Not this ogre in a lab coat...all she gave me was a big bruise.

How scary is that??!! I'm kind of freaked out....I dont like her and my arm's already sore. How am I gonna climb rocks on Friday with sore arms.

You'll be ok You should mostly be using your legs....and your arms to help me (belay)...hehe speaking of an ogre

We do have one rebel in our town (dont all towns?)....he's not gluten free but we dont follow in his footsteps.

He has to be de-glutenized before he comes into Rachelville and I believe he eats paper products while he's here.

paper products = cardboard

Is The Dave going to come back now that we can gab?

Tell him that gluten free foods are much better than paper products and in all likelihood more nutritious.

I'm baaaack....

Yes, will The Dave be joining us in the "ville" sans science??

Wouldn't miss it...better late than never!

Ummm...I think The Dave is still wandering around the OMG thread. He is lost...

No doubt he is finding more things to torment me about.....still havent heard the end of the alien baby business.

Now I will be hearing about orange pee jugs and how its not cool to store them in the yogurt cooler at work.

Where there was a lot to get lost about..... and yes...I did find some good material to torment you about

ha ha ha poor Dave - - he must be so confused....

Hmm...usually not

If you were really pulling a Rachel...you'd have like 8 of those big mugs....there is no such thing as 1 mug, 1 bowl, 1 slice, 1 piece etc.....Rachel doesnt know when to stop.

Help....I am now on my second loaf of Ener-G cardboard bread. Its only been 2 days since I've started eating it....

Glad to see I'm not the only one eating cardboard!

Oh and Rachel - if that guy actually bothers to read this 110 page book, at least you know he's really interested. LOL, or maybe he just has way too much time on his hands

LOL. My night is just beginning......

Same here

Andrea, sorry you are lonesome for Mitch, we will cheer you up with lots o laughs

I'm good The Dave, how are you??

That cracked me up, what you said, gave me the giggles

Mango, I laughed at your tea story, hysterical! Glad you got some normal tea finally

I'm good.... same 'ol stuff here.....kinda bored....don't want to clean the house up like I should....

Hey guys..... how goes it?

Better night tonight..... still really sore though.....

It goes...glad to see you're feeling a little better....but I'm sorry that you're feeling bad at all

well there's one at least that speaks up....how ya doin' Julie??

-Dave

Hi Dave, nice to finally meet you, was just my imagination thinking of you shirtless wonder construction worker

No...sigh....that was I. But since then the whole shirtless thing has been banned.....I think I was causing a little too much of a ruccus..... now I am a bit more calmed down...conservative, and just wearing a conservative power blue tie....and thats it....

-Dave

I don't really worry about using family member names.

How are we going to address each other if we don't use names.

Should we go back to user names if they are different than the persons name?

Hi Dave,

How's it going tonight?

Just use user names....I don't mind if you guys call me Dave...its just an alias anyway....

I don't really worry about using family member names.

How are we going to address each other if we don't use names.

Should we go back to user names if they are different than the persons name?

Hi Dave,

How's it going tonight?

I'm good...how's everyone? I see like 5 people on right now so you better speak up...cuz we're not planning on another slow night over here in the 'ville....

-Dave

I'm sooooo confused.

I need to get more sleep I think.

I guess so Maybe I'm the one who's confused....what did you say to me at work today? You said I was in trouble again on the board....haha....about what?

Now is Dave related to Rachel?

where did you get that idea?

Oh by the way...Hi Tavi!

Beverly and Karen, sorry you're feeling crummy.

Vincent, my sister knows ASL. She's taught it to her son from the day he was born, so it's primary language for him. When at a dinner table or somewhere else where you don't really want to discipline, she starts using it with him. Neither of them are hearing impaired. It's kind of funny, she starts flipping her hands around a bit, then he looks guilty and is quiet! Very cute.

Uh, huh, feeding our geese gluten ... comments like this ... we're going to need a picture minus the glasses and WE'VE GOT OUR EYES ON YOU!!!!! I think you might not be such the idiot you're trying to act like!!!

I really am an idiot! If you don't believe me...ask Rachel....she's the only one who knows me in RL!

Ummm...I noticed it too.

Will have to find out what this is all about.

Yeah Dave....best behavior!!! All eyes are on YOU!

Hmmm... You're such a liar! You said everyone was talking about my comment......when I was catching up just now I thought they were talking about geese...not what you said....I think you're the only one that was freaked out by it!

And in case you didn't notice....I like all eyes on me....it doesn't bother me any!

Good Morning All,

Hope everyone has a good day today....and got some nice restfull sleep!

Talk to you after work as always.....hmmm, work

-Dave

REALLY, REALLY BAD NIGHT TONIGHT GUYS....... I am doubled over. When will this stop???????

Signing off.....

Hugs to all,

Karen

I'm sorry Karen....I hope you feel better soon!

Well, good grief, Dave, a movie with a friend instead of online all night?!! You must give us a review of that movie. It looks funny and I love W. Ferrell.

Say a prayer-my husband is the worst driver I know. He has a hundred guardian angels, though I think. Otherwise, we would have been goners long before now, lol.

Review...hmmm, I heard mixed reviews about this movie...but it's outrageously funny.... very stupid stupid parts, but hilarious...honestly, you have to see it. worth $10.

And....your husband can't be the worst driver....was this a premature post...didn't you read about Rachel's accident?? Hello!??

Sorry Karen. My stomachs not feeling too great tonight either. I think the alien baby is acting up again.

I am so outta here..... you're reminding me of the movie Alien when the alien like tears through the woman.....nasty stuff Rachel.... by the way.... have I told you how attractive you and your alien are lately?

Wow....that was an hour and a half between posts....never seen such a thing here....very dissapointed tonight.....I can't even whore the boards! ugh...must...find...something....to....do....

Ummm...does anyone recall a discussion about keeping Rachelville secret from those who know us in the real world?? Well this would be why its a good idea.

Makes sense to me....cuz noone is the boss of me!!

Yeah...I got in an accident today.

Had to call Dave to explain why I couldnt return on time.

Dave was gonna come to "the scene" and help me out. I'm not so good at this since I usually dont crash into other cars (just other people who attempt to walk near me) .

Dave's kind of an expert on this....he's had lots of experience.

In the end....I handled it...but do appreciate his offer to assist me. I'm not ususally a damsel in distress but today I kinda was.

Hehe

Hmm, I can keep a secret its ok....

and....

I am an expert of accidents...but your an expert of slacking off