TheDave

G'night all. I'll have to catch up with all you west coasters tomorrow morning!

G'night Carla!

Poot-by post:

Y M C A

Exactly what I was thinking unfortunately

And... I have to go watch Talladega Nights with a friend...the Will Ferrell racing movie.... it looks semi-funny...but it's cutting into my Rachelville time....he'll pay dearly....

I'll be back though...towards 10:30-11, after everyone's asleep.....

Hi Meredith.

I came back....I was trying to clean up my mailbox so it won't overflow and send back rejects.

When do you start your job again? Have you done much sightseeing outside of the main town?

OK Rachel, What time does he get off so I can be on Mother Hen patrol. I'll expect a report during your lunch so you can check the schedule.

I get off....hmm, whenever I please....benefits of being the Boss....haha! j/k And I'm not on the schedule

Not surprised about that! We have been quite gabby lately.

Ok ....no need to call the OBGYN yesterday...she called me while I was at work. Couldnt pick up the phone since I was busy at the time. Her message said "Nothing to worry about. Nothings changed...can you call me back tomorrow at my office tomorrow." That was all it said...I'm thinking this means the cysts are still there??? Not really sure exactly what she meant by nothings changed. I'm assuming its the cysts though....either that or the alien baby is still wreaking havoc and they couldnt see anything?? If that was the case though I think they'd have said something that day....but on that day the tech seemed as if all was normal. Nothing like what was on the OB's face when my intestines were dancing all over the place.

Will find out today.....my plan is to still to get them removed if they are still there.

She purposely had the ultrasound done right after my period (sorry guys) so if the cysts are still there obviously they are not dissolving like they should.

Celia.....what if you were right along and the cysts are causing these crazy sensitivities???? Good googly moogly.

Rach...call me later...we have things to discuss (alien baby's and dancing intestines...??? WTF? haha!)

Good googly moogly!!! I finaly get caught up and now I am late for my heart test!

Nous devons parler l'anglais ici.

Heart test??? Good Luck!

well donna I offered to be the official town weight taker- I'll take any extra weight anyone wants to get rid of - but andrea never made it official on the list

I have some weight you can take.....you and Rachel could split it actually...any other takers?

I speak Spanish ... don't get the French.

I see you Morganb!!

Score one for the Spanish speakers....ding!

So, are you or are you not her boss?? I'm confused ...

Hmm...how to word it.... I am the Boss, but definitely not her Boss..... make sense?? haha!

Humour, madness, lots of kooks (yes, the Canadians are adding some kind of crazy Canuck influence ), plus pandas and dingos and geese, oh my....but not only the madness, we talk about everything! our poop, periods , glutenings, myriad food issues, home decor, dating, our cult-town paradise, scrunchies and bracelets, Nuggets and Bumbles (we talk about chocolate a lot here), straightjackets and altoids, on and on....and Rachel will blind you with SCIENCE!!

Ok, I definitely have not talked about my poop or period yet...thank you very much!

yay Donna!

OMG I just did multiple quotes that I learned from our shirtless Idiot......

hold me, am SO Excited.....

I think we can't cross reference job titles.... shirtless construction worker OR village idiot....not shirtless idiot or contruction village (sounds kinda like the village people to me....hehe)

Dave wouldn't get mad would he.....we might run him out of town if he does. (Emoticon, what I call the Raspberry smile)

Uuuummmmm, Dave is no longer the shirtless idiot. He's got to follow Rachelville rules also.

I just did multiple quotes too. Thanks Dave!

Emoticon edit....too many.

I might get mad....especially if she was late because she got in an accident...dumb@ss.

And I only follow select rules!

And it's no problem about the multiple quotes...I figure if ladies can give us things in multiples....I can give back multiple quotes....

Momma hen's gone, time to get in trouble! Where's Karen? Dave? Full moon, Karen's in a straight jacket, forgot.

I don't have a jacket yet!

Don't know Rachel. Maybe the Dave can help.

Most likely....

Rach, for some reason it looks like you/someone entered <quote></quote> around each quote...when in actuality...it has a bit more information that that....like <quote name ='AndreaB' date='Aug 9 2006, 06:03 PM' post='183417'>

I dunno....I would try again....or just leave it...it's only one post darlin'

No wonder they are slipping. They're in a coma!

Auxigro'd veggies don't bother me, so now whatcha going to do. Better behave yourself.

I'll just throw some banana's, aspargus, pineapple, and the bean sampler your way!

haha, j/k.....

Alright Kids.....it's that time of night...wish you all a good sleep! Talk to you manana!

-Dave out (Ryan Seacrest style)

edit: damn..now Rachel is posting so I'll have to wait for her comebacks....

Dave must have snuck that one in. Mother Hen is on patrol.....since our geese seem to be slipping in their duties.

Uh-oh...geese are slipping again....don't tell anyone...but I snuck them some of Rachel's glutened crackers and Auxigro'd veggies! hehehehe

They were kind of out of it after that....and were totally amused by the "duck, duck, goose" game I showed them.....

Don't forget....YOU'RE NOT HER BOSS!

Oh yea...well then I'll tell our Boss Henry to write her up for being a smart@ss!

Ohmygoodness Dave that is some kind of record I think. Dh is Dear Husband, Ds Dear son. Susan, Good night! Sweet dreams. I am going to have to go too. Another early morning so I am going to try to go to sleep.

Celia, Andrea, Keep the Dave in line. Goodnight All.

Goodnight Robbin!

You tell him Rachel!

Yea yea...there will be a write up waiting for her on my desk in the morning....

Surprised so many people know French on here....or some of it anyway..... I always figures Spanish would be the more obvious choice (well...especially for us here in California!)

Just an FYI for everyone...I'm officially a whore now.... @ 27 posts per day.....good thing I was off today....

Votre Francais et tres bien, mon ami. Mine sucks. I don't think he is in France, though. I think he is in Connecticut.

Rachel, tell us about the grocery shopping ? Any exciting celebrity sightings?

Celbrity sigtings....did I miss something? Did she see someone last time?

I have worked at like 7 different stores and the only people I ever see are sports stars... like half the old school 49ers team....Joe Montana, Steve Young, Jerry Rice, Ronnie Lott's wife used to shop in Saratoga regularly....etc....I wish I got to see celebs though...how fun!

Watch that Dave, you are going to give Bev and some others

COLON ENVY

ROFL....

Hi Judy, I see you .

I am in the great state of Virginia. Near that "other president's place" ! I have a golden retriever too. Six years old, lazy as heck, BabyRuth. You do home remodeling?! A lot of us on here are Home Depot and Lowes addicts!! We have those in R'ville!! Did you not read the ENTIRE thread?! That is a requirement, btw. (only kidding, lol)

Andrea, married to a truck driver is like being married to a dr. That has to be hard. My dh is gone at 7:30 am and home at 7 pm. Long commute to DC area (50miles one way) so, I don't see much of him either. Weekends are usually busy cramming in as much family time as possible since Ds is of the age that he will not want to be seen with us next year. Almost to that now, lol.

I will be leaving on Thursday early in the morning to go visit OH so I will not be officially missing-just miserable traveling. Will be back Sunday night. I will check in, though as much as possible-I do not want to have to read 100 pages to catch up!!

So, Dave, what are the puppies' names and what color are they? I have a red golden. She looks like Duke the Bush bean dog on the commercials. We call him her boyfriend 'cause she always watches those commercials closely. She is my dog daughter. I also have a cat daughter, Chessie and a cat son, Tom J..

Oh, and I do have two sons, lol can't forget the princes

Yea Home Depot and Lowes are my friends too.....

You have a few acronyms I don't know... dh, and ds.... It sounded like dh was your husband....or maybe..... Designated Husband.....

Kind of like a Designated Hitter or Pinch Hitter?

Puppies names....my roomate named the girl Pumpkin (they are orange/reddish), the boy I am still yet to name...thinking...haven't decided....

Miss Patti, you are going to get in trouble, on so many levels!

premature post....just got home....catching up.....

Happy 1000th Post!!! YAY!

Did you just get home from a date with that guy or what? spill it!

Pictures.....I demand pictures. Retrievers are my favorite, either golden or labrador.

I expect those up pronto.

Is Sam short for Samuel? Are you the oldest?

I only have one brother 5 years older. Mitch has 1 brother and 3 sisters. He's the 2nd born.

Meredith,

I see you. Hey, what time and day is it down under? It's 9:30 our time (pacific).

Hey Rachel,

You made it back from the dangerous food zone. Are you in one piece?

I'll try and get pics...my dig. camera is on the fritz....

I'm the oldest yes.

And Rachel....I think she's not going to see your post until tomorrow, haha....she was telling me she's like 17 pages behind still..... poor President.

Good googly moogly gosh-I am gone for a few hours and The Dave is half naked (I even did an f5 and didn't SEE it, lol), drive by postings, everyone else asleep I am on daylight savings time too, but have insomnia quite alot.

Andrea, when do you sleep, girl! I meant to mention before, but my dh's grandmother was named Talitha. I never knew another. I love Biblical names, too.

Hey, The Dave, so, you work with Rachel? What exactly do you do? Is there a Mrs. Village Idiot? Tell us more about yourself. What are your hobbies? Do you by any chance make scrunchies or bracelets? Enquiring minds want to know, lol

Haha... Yea we work together. What exactly do I do....not much honestly No Mrs. Village Idiot, I'm not quite ready for that yet.... give it a few more years... Hobbies.....hmm, I recently bought a house so sometimes I do work around the house....it wasn't in the best shape (still isn't), but it's getting better. I make scrunchies by the hundreds.....j/k

Yea not too exciting.... got 2 puppies on Sunday though! Very cute...10 weeks old, brother/sister, Golden Retrievers! No pictures on the computer yet

How about you? Insomniac huh? where abouts are you??

Hey Robbin,

It's great to see you this late.

I usually head off sometime between 10:30 and 11:30 and don't get up until 7:30 or 8:00. Kids don't get up until between 7-8. I'm one of those that like to sleep my 8 hours. Kids names...Talitha, Micah and Seth....all bible names.

Don't I wish. He gets paid by the mile. I'm one the phone with him now. He's about 2 hours away and waiting for another truck to get loaded, then he'll be on his way home. It'll be about midnight before he gets home and then he's out the door around 5 if not earlier.

Crazy.... I couldn't cope with that much.....well.....or lack of sleep!

Speaking of Bible names, I'm one of four boys, David, Elliot, Noah and Sam.

Not really on purpose though.... go figure

Julie,

How's the diet going?

Did Rachel get lost. Grocery shopping takes up sooooo much time.

Dave,

Are you still with us? You're being awfully quiet if you are.

Another late night for Mitch. He went in between 4-5 this morning and still isn't home.

Wow...he must get some crazy OT!

I'm still here.....lurking mostly....not busy tonight...full moon must be gone huh?

Do you disagree with town hottie or Town Troublemaker????

Do you know how hard it is to find a birdsitter???

I definitely agree with Troublemaker, but not town hottie of course!

Village idiot... Julie made you put that on your signature? Oh dear gaaaawwwwwdddd

No I volunteered about the village idiot

I vote for troublemaker. Dave....I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!

I concur!

OMG- I go get a colonoscopy and have 20 pages to read, The Dave is half-naked and i don't even know him, and we're slow dancin', swaying to the music and Karen is ALREADY in the stright jacket. GREAT googly moogly i say! That'll learn me to take time out for an alien probe.

It was fine. My colon is A OK endoscopically speaking (sorry Dave- there is colon talk on here )

No problem! Colon talk doesn't bug me.....in fact...my colon is pretty great itself!

Cheers to you!

Dave, you have to put Town Hottie and Town Troublemaker in your job description.

Done...but I must disagree

Boy oh boy.

I leave to have dinner and you guys go south on me.

May I remind you that Rachelville has rules of decorum and dress. Mr. Dave--you at least need a tank top on while working we can't have all the women falling all over themselves (whether it be from laughter or fainting ). The rest of you, Mother Hen is back on patrol and expects better behavior.

It would be laughter...but my apologies to the Mother Hen!

Village idiot you better fix you signature...

Done.

NO EFFIN' AFLAC GEESE!!!!!

If we have the aflac bird I'm moving out of Rachelville.

Don't ask why, too traumatic. A guy and a lot of vodka. I'll leave it at that.

Besides, the AFLAC bird is a DUCK. Geese honk, they don't quack

(That was a premature post, I'm all caught up now though, as of 8:56pm)

Hmmm...ok, sounds like a pretty interesting story though!

And where are the Altoids?????

No that would be my parrot! That's what happens when you get a friend to babysit for a week, they teach your bird to say AFFLAC!!!!

I'm in your time zone, too!!!

Sorry about your parrot! I would kill whoever babysit your bird!

hi dave-

hope you don't mind that i used your name for another rachelvilleism.

No problem

are we all getting naked? I have to warn you I really am skinny

It's ok, I have to warn you I'm not!

Ohhh sheeet! Andrea is going to die when she gets back....

Well we can't have that now can we? We'll just have to ask her to join us!

You mean the Court Jester - I mean the Village Idiot? He's too cute to be labelled an idiot!

Can he maybe be the town firefighter? Or the town "shirtless construction worker"?

The naked thing was Karen's idea... I think that's why she's in a straight jacket right now....

Wait one minute... how did you get half naked??? Good googly moogly I missed that one

ROFL

Hi Mango....I'm Dave....as if it weren't obvious.....

Damn.....is it a duck that yells AFFLAC! I tought it was a big white goose! Oh well....

If you're going to be Goose, can I be Maverick?

We should stop posting for Rach, we need to find a Rachelville chatroom instead

-Dave

SOS! SOS! SOS! CALLING ALL GEESE AND DINGOS!!!!!

Cissie

Do the geese in Rachelville go around yelling AFFLAC?

-Dave

Can everyone just puleeeeze slow down cuz I'm only a few pages behind but have to leave Rachelville and get food. I do need to eat occassionally and I dont wanna get 20 pages behind.

No eating allowed then....hmph!

You have to take a break to get some crackers (I forgot the brand name already) huh?