TheDave

Of course! Dog the Bounty Hunter, dontcha know.

Cissie

You know...the dude with the mullet that chases criminals down with his entire family!

Geez...get with the program here folks! j/k

Hey Dave,

You forgot to add the rest of your jobs to your sig.

No...didn't forget, just being stubborn...I don't like tumbleweeds! haha....

I had thought I'd safely leave that one to drop.

hehe...never with me around...sorry!

YYYYYYYYYYYYep, II goooooooooooootttt itttttttttt oonnnn noooow, hhharrrrd ttto tyyyyyype........

LLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO!

I think it would be safe to take off the jacket until night fall...when it gets late you might need to put it back on....

Another Premature Post:

Dear Dave (The),

We welcome you with open arms, and you ridicule the ferocity of our geese? I, in my role of Minister of Defense in charge of our miraculous, protective, Auxigro-detecting geese, deem it advisable to caution you thusly: Tiptoe lightly through our Rachelvillian tulips. The geese and I are ordinarily peaceful inhabitants. Don't make us have to hurt you!

Cissie

tiptoe on the tulips huh? What's better than roses on a piano?

Dear Dave (The),

I must also caution you thusly, I think Cissie carries a gun. A rumour I heard.

Going to try to walk erect now and get the dingos to the orchard - - lots of staring here....

About the staring...I usually get it when I walk erect with dingos too....go figure

I think Queen did "We Are The Champions"--could be wrong, though

Yep

OH HOLY HECK, just got asked out on a DATE, someone from my past, via email....scared....very scared.....deer in the headlights.......hold me...........no no not scared of HIM, scared to go out with all of my - current issues, no, can't go there, no, can't eat that, no, don't drink, what will I wear.....etc. etc.

HE HAS A CABIN.........help me........

Awesome! Just be upfront with him and tell him what's going on....if he's a decent guy he will understand and it won't phase him....

And a cabin is always nice....No need to pitch a tent if you have a cabin

OH! BTW - I told said bachelor that I no longer drank, couldn't eat gluten (didn't go into details), had been quite sick, etc. I truly don't think he's looking for any kind of relationship - I think going through his divorce was so stressful that he's quite gun-shy (as am I). He said something like - - you were always quite fun SOBER, and not to worry.

Cool!

With both barrels!

again...

Me too Patti. I cant be without my iPod while I'm working in the morning. It gives me an energy boost or something. I LOVE music...the radio is always on at my house. Gotta have it while I do the yard work too. Makes everything so much more enjoyable.

iPod's are great at work!? up until 6 they are! and you wonder about the word slacker??? hmmm

Dave... I seeeeee you...

nu-huh, I'm hiding! shhhh!

Nope, no RED ALERT....but Dave is back so things are bound to get to that stage again.

Be nice guys, I'm trying to play Oregon Trail on the computer with my daughter as well as keep up with this thread and cook dinner (although she's helping with that).

So now I'm just associated with trouble? GREAT!

Oregon Trail? That reminds me of the game from like my 3rd and 4th grade.... is it like really old looking and each pixel is about a half inch by half inch? haha.

Hopefully you're playing a more modern version!

Everyone who was sleeping last night- - The Dave is indeed the "Village Idiot" and way too fun to tease .

Hmmm, thanks...I guess???

oh yeah- a village idiot- we needed one of those. So maybe when we do things- like eat things we know we shoulden't we can say we pulled a "Dave"

Miamia

Here is an example-

"Rachel often commits a 'dave' when she eats Edward and son crackers"

sorry rachel- no offense- as you know I too have fallen vicitm to these yummy things

Nice to meet you too! You've started a fad!

Great idea, Mia! Now "Dave" will go on the list of "Rachelisms"--right after "spinached"

So pulling a "Dave" and "spinached" are similar? That's not good...

Dave - I agree equal treatment for all construction workers.

Finally someone who agrees....you must be a guy!

LOVE THE BATMAN REFERENCE!!!!

Of course...he's a classic caped crusader!

Although they shall not be shirtless, lol...we have a pre-established rule about clothing in Rachelville.

Would that be Susan pulling a Chocolate Dave?

There's a chocolate version of me? hmmm

Holy Heck! There are dozens of plump, moist, gluten filled banana nut muffins (with cinnamon sprinkled on top) sitting in the break room at work right now...and GET THIS...noone is eating them!!

This is way beyond my comprehension....the things in life that are taken for granted! Will wonders never cease?

Now...if it were me who could eat these muffins...well you can be damn sure I'd be walking around looking like Donna with crumbs all over my mouth and little puffs of muffin flying out everytime someone speaks to me.

I still havent heard anything back about my ultrasound. They said my doc would call in a day or two..its almost been two weeks now.

OMG...."The Dave" is here......he is suppossed to be at WORK!

Mr. Dave, was the party a little too much excitement for you last night? Did Rachelville keep you from fulfilling your obligations of the day? Dont worry...I'm holding down the fort for ya.

OH Gaaaaawd...he has become part of the wordage now.

I wasn't supposed to be at work thank you very much! And I wasn't really here...was on the site but @ Michelle's Store. Thanks for holding down the fort anyhow though!

Now only 88 more pages to catch up on....

me too....I'm out....good night everyone...sweet dreams.....

<----------hoping to get some of that tonight, for all of us.

G'night... I'm out too...it's been too fun you guys... same bat time/channel next time!

OMG...I caught up!!!

I thought it would never happen!

I can now sleep peacefully.

I'm ducking out before things start getting really crazy! Lynne and Karen...and a full moon.

G'nite all!!!!

I missed this post.... g'night slacker

Talk to you tomorrow!

I feel your pain...How could she want sleep in the middle of an imaginary town with an imaginary show-down?

I am turning in too.

Susan I will have JR songs in my head all night and picturing Celia in a poncho on a horse squinting in the sun with a cigar in her mouth, lol ....

Have a wonderful night everyone!!!

g'night!

Although I did invite "The Dave" in....he was able to locate our cult farm all on his own. Soooo...that being said....if any of you fear your friends and neighbors finding you here...spinaching yourselves....I suggest you not tell them about "Rachelville" specifically.

Google the word "Rachelville" and you will find our crazy little gluten free paradise cult farm.

Yup...its that easy folks...

Oh....one last thing. What the heck are the newbies thinking tonite when they came on here trying to find out if I can eat dairy once again.

They're thinking you all had a LOT of dairy and are having VERY VERY VERY bad reactions.... temporary insanity of course!

Better watch out, we'll sick the defense geese on you!

They gonna quack me up to death or what?

Oh Dave, where are you? Tumbleweeds are also your duty.

blah @ tumbleweeds

notice the rebel in me.....oooohhh

UUUMMMMMM. Dave, don't go there, it's the full moon remember. Karen is already in a straightjacket. Let's not tempt her too terribly much.

T - rue

Ok, he is the village idiot, geeeez, he doesn't even know what wordage is. I bet he never heard of being spinached, or even had a relevation, lol

Dave you are too fun to pick on

That's what I'm here for!

Yeah...watch out for that one...especially around the full moon. Things get a little crazy around here.

Karen is the queen of altoids...she rides a float in our parade and tosses out altoids to the crowd.

Altoids have become quite the naughty thing around here...they have caused quite a stir....on many occassions.

Hmm, yes altoids could spice things up a bit..... whoooweee it feels so fresh! ahhhh!

I do like altoids though....throw some to me Karen!

Robbin,

Dont be fooled by all the "wordage".

Wordage huh slacker? I would have said vocabulary or extensive lexicon....

Geez, itsssssssssss harrrrrrrrd ttyping wwwwwwwwwwith your biiiiigggggggg toooesssssss wheeeeeeeeeeeen yyour in aaaaa sssstttttraaaaightjjjackeetttttttttttt.

ROFL! excellent!

haha.....

Oh gaaaawwwwd!!

Yes, Donna this is true. Sorry to have accussed you of making up Brown Outs...again.

So busted!

Yes...as a matter of fact I do!!

And as far as being a slacker....never when it comes to making ice cream...or eating ice cream....I am soooo good at this. Just ask the Rachelvillians....they'll tell ya...I'm no slacker. I mean business...when it comes to ice cream.

Well you still haven't brought any to me...so I dunno for sure

When you start eating it again (b/c we know you will), you have to prove it...then I can tell everyone how good it is (granted it doesn't taste like paper)

the floor - - have not even ripped out the carpet yet.....ha ha ha ha

You doing some work on the house?

Although, I would much rather feign stupidity and sit back and watch a shirtless construction worker give me personal lessons on how hard the nailer can pound it in........

SLAPPING MY HANDS!!!!!

So it's like that around here huh? wow....I think I'm blushing Karen, what the hell did you do? haha....dirty dirty!

Dave, Do not mess with Andrea. She is our mother-hen and she can make you the town jailbird if you are not careful!!!! She has that kind of power . Scared, are ya? Anyway, the more I see your posts, the more I think you are not an idiot. I think you are an idiot "poser", lol.

Of course I'm scared

Poser....I think not! hmph!

Celia, where are you?

:

Rachelville Rich farmland by the ocean, with mountains at our back to provide fresh spring water. (this is going to be a very pretty place!)

Population (not sure haven't counted)

Rachel: President; Building and Landscape Advisor; Shopping consultant; Ice cream maker

Patti: Vice President and Teacher assistant; Decor Advisor

Julie: Governor; Village ambassador and queen

Miamia: Lt. Governor 1; Chef

Chelsea: Lt. Governor 2; Chef; Stand up Comic; Florist

Andrea: Mayor; Teacher; Treasurer: Mother Hen

Donna: Secretary; Security; Shopping Consultant; Pest patrol and dingo-dog flea controller (if needed)….it’s Rachelville after all

Cecile: Newscaster; Town Comic

Susan: Secretary; Garden Color Coordinator; Town Comic; Trail guide/hiker/climber assistant

Robbin: Book store attendant; Assistant Decor Advisor; Trail guide/hiker/climber

Rinne: Chef; Community Events Coordinator; Book store attendant; Juice bar operator

Meredith: Village adventurer/researcher, who travels to distant lands to bring back news and information

Cissi: Minister of Defense in charge of auxigro detecting geese and dingo-ish dogs; Town Raconteur; Literary reader around campfire or fireplace for the citizens of Rachelville; History teacher Distinguished Chair of Celiac Literary and Historical Oddities dept.; Town matriarch

Vincent: Computer Tech; Town hero; Rule breaker

Ryan: Handy-man, general fixer upper; Language teacher

Picard: Coach (for community sports); Diver for all our sea food

Tavi: Town bum, with the off time duty of raking leaves off paths in the fall; Cornshucker; Minister of tumbleweeds on outskirts of village

Lisa: Senator

Judy: Landscape helper; Bookstore helper; Librarian

Evie: Cow and goat milkers; Bookstore helper; Librarian

Armetta: Helper with Evie for cows and goats; Bookstore helper; Librarian

Alison: Music teacher

Tony (Cecile‘s hubby): captain for any water craft, so he can take Picard out for diving.

Mitch (Andrea‘s hubby): truck driver, so he can haul whatever we need. Rachelville Paradise golf course driver. (also can be used by golfers when a driver is needed. Putt Putt.) Rachelville Paradise SSTEE (Seaboard, Steamtrain Excursion Engineer) (Providing service to all points NESW to the greater R’ville community…..All Aboard!)

Nikki: Cosmotologist, hair dresser

Lynne: Physical Therapist; Assistant Cornshucker; Stand up Comic; Florist; Story Teller

Jeny: Animal caretaker/veterinarian

Liz: PE Teacher

Beverly: English teacher; Trail guide/hiker/climber lead

Karen: Counselor

Carla: Social Director

Adam (Carla‘s hubby): Town comic

Dave (Lynne‘s hubby): Ship designer and defender of the downtrodden

Jim: Maker of boxes for precious collectibles

Dave (The): Town Idiot with the side job of keeping the tumbleweeds at bay; Rule Breaker

Damn! I got tumbleweed duty....I'm not a bum, I swear! haha....

ROFL @ Dave (The)

In my best James Bond (Sean Connery) voice..... "Dave, The Dave"

Have you not yet noticed that the vast majority here suffer from memory lapses....some even make stuff up as they go (Donna, for instance...calling power outtages Brown Outs)....you cant possibly believe every word written here.

Ok true story guys.... The other day Rachel and I were hanging out and she had to like stop the conversation to explain to me what the difference between a brownout and a blackout was....and then told me she learned it here....so don't feel bad Donna....you're awesome! haha

Oh and Rach....you finally finished reading those pages huh....seems like you're up to speed now

Such words have never been spoken here in R-Ville!!

He is rebelling already....

Maybe he will be joining Vincent as the town trouble-maker.

Well you know it is in my personality to rebel.... I don't mean to stir such a perfect R'ville though. Do you own your own Ice Cream Store in Rachelville slacker?

I'm spinaching my pants

Hmmm....