TheDave

Dave,

Just a reminder....you're far outnumbered here and if the women want shirtless construction workers, they got them. But....if we have single guys that want cute construction women, I'm sure they can be found.

You better be nice to me....I'm in charge of the town list.

Ok Ok, I'll be nice.... so do you know how to work the pneumatic nailer?

no, am back in the homeland (Fresno), lived in MOnterey for 7 years...moved back....what was I thinking....

dang, even the Village Idiot has his signature already, I had better do something.....

Ehhh, Fresno is hot!

I was looking at houses not to far off from Herndon/Nees. More so right into Clovis though.... I was thinking of buying and renting, but I don't think the rent will justify for the mortgage

Oh well ...

just makin' sure we all had our priotities straight....I am not going to ABUSE the nuggets and don't worry, no calls to Robert.....

Dang, I forgot Rachel actually DATED Brad Pitt.....was that before or after Angie?

I think it was after she dated Angie

I think it was during, Angie (Rachel calls her that) was off on some hair-brained trip to help someone or something in Africa, remember? Rachel had to break it off, though because of his gluten eating habits and auxigro "problem".

...yes, many studies later, it has been proven and proven again that auxigro is in no way made for body parts.....dumb Brad

oh we definitely need a chocolate intervention! I am wondering - - do you all, who are sensitive to histamines, sneeze a lot? because I never really sneeze any more, since allergies are gone (hay fever reactions, which mostly left when I moved to Monterey)....

Monterey is really nice! I enjoy the cold overcast mornings sometimes.... I didn't look at your location but b/c of the dingo's, I assumed you were down under! haha!

HOLD IT STOP THE PRESSES, ER MOUSES.. ROBERT!? Eat the nuggets....Please, eat the nuggets.... Remember, Robert, Bad, Robert, Bad, Repeat.

AnnieDingo-tell mommy no, no, bad girl

Where is that Southern man we were talking about way back on page 1,098 or something like that?

Shirtless construction workers must all know how to wolf whistle. Dave can you whistle?

Oh, yeah, Rachel knows Scott Peterson and she also used to date Brad Pitt. You must not REALLY know her, Dave, lol

edit-hi rinne, I know exactly what you mean - histamine foods seem to be addictive and cause a momentary "rush" of energy for me before the "ugh" sets in.

Whistle? sure.... just regular though...I can't do it with my fingers in my mouth really loud

Brad Pitt? I don't know if that's Rachel's kind of guy....I guess I don't know her that well.

Rachel, did you brag about living near Modesto, where all the crazy killers come from...Scott Peterson....hello!

Rachel: Oh yea, he was my neighbor, nice guy...

oh my gaaaawd, and even the Village Idiot knows how to do multiple quotes, which I STILL do not know how to do....no matter what anyone tells me, when I hit "reply" and start writing, then I try to go back to another page to quote something else, I lose my post....

Rachel - - wait - - so you really DID know who Amber Frey was....I am confused.....

Read all the pages and each time you want to reply to a post, click on quote....then when you finally hit reply when youre done, it will show all the quotes in your reply box!

I don't know who Amber Frey is .....

I'm sure I would remember if I saw pictures/heard the story.

OMG, you guy's are fricken insane....just an FYI. Like 15 pages I had to read...I usually have to read like 3 or 4 posts on my other forums....wow.

Well here comes like 18 quotes and 18 responses....geesh.

Thanks for all the warm welcomes, you guys seem really funny and nice!

Hey, The Dave-Are you The Boss? Well, sir, on HERE, Rachel is our President and Resident Scientist!!! Welcome Come and visit anytime. You can help us find Rachel when we lose her- .

Scientist? oh god help us! and...yes, I will help find her when she's lost!

okay this just STOPPED me in my tracks and gave a snorting guffaw.....VILLAGE IDIOT ha ha ha ha

YOu'll fit in just fine, Dave, and yes, I"m sure the job is yours.............

Rolling on floor laughing my ARSE off.........................

don't forget:

snorting guffaw huh? now that's ROFL worthy....good word combo! And I'm glad I'll fit in....

Welcome Dave.

I have the application that our esteemed president has put together. To be a permanent member of Rachelville, it is only 3 questions.

Are you gluten free?

Do you promise to never infiltrate Rachelville with gluteney foods?

Do you promise to never bring gigantic Auxigro ridden produce into R-Ville?

OK...Thats about it.

If you answered yes to all of the above....the job is yours.

Am I gluten free....well I don't have to be, and I'm sure we can all agree if we don't have to be, we won't be!

Yes I won't infiltrate any good foods to you guys...I'll eat paper and other paper tasting goods while I'm in R'Ville.

auxigro huh? no gigantic produce here....

Andrea, you must add "Mother Hen" to your job description

Hi Bev, good to see you! Of course your husband can join us. He can go over the hill to the mall with Rachel and Mango and the others, where there just might be a KFC. So sorry you have not been feeling well, you have had a rough time of it the last several months. Have you had a check up? Hope you getting lots of rest and taking good care of yourself.

Susie Q!!! Good morning to you and the dingo girls. I also was impressed with Celia's scince posts, very scientificness of her.

Dave could be our town hottie

I like you already....I can tell you're the smart one

Welcome Dave - Village Idiot, I don't know about that, it seems to me you have to be quite brilliant just to appreciate the job.

Exactly

I now have 25 new bracelets and one more just waiting to be strung.

Well, welcome anyway TheDave, Rachel's friend-but-not-boss (stealing from Penguin cuz I liked it too much, lol).

Thanks!

Glad to see the post of village idiot has been filled by Rachel's not boss/friend Dave

Welcome aboard Dave!!

Of course....I would do nothing else but hold down the fort as the idiot!

Rachel, do tell us about our village idiot-Is he qualified enough for the job? He looks pretty cute, though. I suspect he is lying on his application and is not really a qualified idiot, lol.

I am so qualified...just lemme hang around a bit and I'm sure I can convince you of my idiocy!

LMAO...

Sssshhhhh.....my friend- who is not my boss has joined us!

Where did you hear this? I would never use up valuable work time to read such trash! I think you have me confused with Susan who has a love/hate realationship with celeberaties.

You're in trouble darlin'...... haha

You mean the Court Jester - I mean the Village Idiot? He's too cute to be labelled an idiot!

Can he maybe be the town firefighter? Or the town "shirtless construction worker"?

ROFL....Rachel, why aren't you correcting these misconceptions? Believe me....you'd be blind if I took off this here shirt! haha.

-Dave

shirtless construction worker.....OH MY GAAAAWD we have got to have plenty of those...

Clearly a necessity...but please just remember.....there are a handful of women contruction workers too! Can't be discriminating in Rachelville now can we?

I think not.

-Dave

Rachel's boss I presume!???

Welcome!

Thanks a lot! I'm just Rachel's friend, not her Boss though....I don't think she has a Boss, kind of her own Boss; hence, President.

Hey--Was that Rachel's boss?? Cool!

Hi....but no, just a freind

So I see everyone has a job here...what should I be? Has anyone volunteered for Village Idiot yet?

-Dave

Busy, busy, busy....AND my boss just pm'd me telling me to get to bed cuz I have to work in the morning.

He said Rachelville consumes me....imagine that.

Who you rollin' your eyes at woman?