Went to dermatologist for ugly, itchy, weepy rash, particularly around my midsection and chest. Doctor walks in and takes one look. Conversation goes as follows:
Doc: Nasty lookin' rash. Bet it itches.
Me: Uh huh. What is it?
Doc: *shrugs shoulders* Dunno. Here's some cream. Probably won't help, but that's all I can give you.
Me: *boggles...