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    Maybe that link contains gluten? lol
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    20+ years ago, when I lived in Calif, some law makers were trying to secede from the US and become their own country.
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    Laughing so hard! Love the pink uterus and purple ovaries! Only 49 state! lol Sorry if the bear scared you Gee Eff
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    Stealing this from Bev on FB https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OeG3dwk8D6w
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    Yes. Of course! I got the forum code from here: http://www.sherv.net/girl.happy.dance-emoticon-2111.html
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    Jamie happy dancing- Where does one buy these exotic eggs people are eating?
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    Took my Dad & sis to Bonefish last night! Salmon with mango salsa, garlic whipped potatoes, asparagus. And we got there early enough for a half price glass of wine!
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    SOunds yummy. We had a restaurant that served goat cheese coated in crushed nuts ( forget but I think pecans) then baked. They put it on salad. So good.
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    How do you do fried goat cheese?
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    An elderly couple went into a doctor. They told the doctor "We’re having some trouble with our sex life. Could you watch and offer some suggestions?" The doctor replied, "I’m not a sex therapist. You should find someone else." The couple said, "No, No, we trust you." After watching them make love, the doctor said, "You don’t seem to be having any troub...
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    A bus filled with politicians on the campaign trail was driving through the countryside. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, lost control and went off a bridge. A farmer living nearby heard the horrible crash and rushed out to discover the wreckage. With grim determination, he buried the politicians. The next day, the police came to the...
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    The rub was just salt, pepper, smoked paprika & garlic powder. Haven't eaten it yet, so we will see. For pork, we like to marinate in Worcestershire sauce, garlic and black pepper.
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    I have put a beef chuck roast in the crockpot with onions and a bit of BBQ sauce. It sat all night with a "rub" on it. Hoping to shred it and add more BBQ sauce for sandwiches. Making a non-mayo coleslaw, too.
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    Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot? A. It's not right. knock, knock Who's there? Elmo Elmo who? You don't know who Elmo is?! Q. Why did the fox cross the road? A. To look for the chicken. Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens weren't invented yet.
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    When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do. Chuck Norris once swallowed a frog, one day later he and pooped out a tadpole. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What...
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    Do I have to get out M's joke book from first grade? Or drag out the Boy Scout jokes? How do you feel about Chuck Norris jokes?
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    n 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He...
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    A nurse was leaving the hospital one evening when she found the doctor standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen", said the doctor, "this is important and my assistant has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly", said the nurse, flattered that the doctor had asked her for help. She turned the machine on, inserted...
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    How about some doctor/hospital jokes for SkiLisa & hub? Five Doctors Duck Hunting Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a general practice (GP) physcian, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist. After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the GP who raised...
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    Trying to keep SkiLIsa laughing (or groaning at some of these). In honor of The World Cup, some soccer jokes: Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Football team? A: Because she Kept running away from the ball. Q: Why do soccer players have so much trouble eating Indian food? A: They think they can't use they're hands. ...
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    Funny practical joke if you remember that a spider has 8 legs.
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    Apparently, today is a national holiday! Blame Someone Else Day! to celebrate, my hub's work group are having a potluck lunch. Everyone is bringing dessert. They will blame the calories on someone else.
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